Two best friends. Two microphones. Zero filter. This is the podcast where everything is on the table - high brow, low brow, and the over-plucked nineties brow. ...
The Guinness World Record holders for longest living marriage have finally spoken. After 84 years side by side, they've spilled their secrets on what makes it work. And sorry darls, but it's the most boring thing we've ever heard. Also, does Sarah really think she could wrangle a snake or is it the algorithm that is bewitching her? Why is it ok to be a girly girl again? And now that we are second-earring influencers, we have some style advice. Want more episodes each week? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah Got something to tell us? Record a voice memo on your phone and send it to: 0489 214 653 0489 21 GOLD Thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The $50 Tuck Shop Heist
How much are you spending on the school tuckshop? Just when Lise thought she was outsmarting the system, her teen one-upped her. Plus, Sarah asks: when did everyone start dressing like shit on planes? Lise has an evil new game that almost gave our hairdresser a heart attack. And Sarah's newest life theory gives Mel Robbins a run for her money. Want more episodes each week? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah Got something to tell us? Record a voice memo on your phone and send it to: 0489 21 GOLD That's 0489214653 Thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the showSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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36:22
The Intense Rage of Husband Hobbies
Lise thought she was married to an entrepreneur. Turns out, she’s married to a man who duped her into spending $10,000 under the guise of a business venture. Sarah, meanwhile, is still dodging OnlyFans foot pic fame, despite Lise's best efforts. Also in this ep: acoustic guitars in boutique hotel rooms, why tweens are suddenly demanding bigger beds, and all the things we would do if we weren't hosting a silly little podcast. Want a non-sexual way to support the show? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah Got something to tell us? Record a voice memo on your phone and send it to: 0489 21 GOLD That's 0489214653 Thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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35:40
Our Facebook Memories Are Bullying Us
We're confronting the cringe of our Facebook memories, where Lise was an insufferable "mama" who spoke in toddler metaphors, and Sarah was a kooky pregnant gal! Plus, Lise is back watching MAFS and starting to wonder if intimacy looks a little different at her place. And we play We Listen And We Don't Judge, and kinda hope Kmart aren't listening. Got something to confess? Record a voice memo on your phone and send it to: 0489 21 GOLD That's 0489214653 Want to stop Sarah selling her feet online? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah Thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the show Want to subscribe to us but have an Android phone? No worries. Read on, android friend. For Android users, Apple Podcasts is available on the web, which means you're able to listen to us on Apple Podcasts, on any web browser, on any device. And by signing up for an Apple Account, non-Apple users are able to sign in and purchase podcast subscriptions. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah• The link will open in a web browser• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in www.liseandsarah.com.auSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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37:34
Selling Our Feet For Valentinos
Sarah’s favorite knockoff Valentino sandals—may they rest in peace—gave out on the way back from the coffee shop, sparking an important discussion: should she be monetizing her feet on the internet to fund a real pair? Meanwhile, Hugh Grant’s trick of pretending to be his own agent has us wondering if a fake PA could finally get us organized. Also on today’s agenda: a high-stakes friendship guessing game finally proves how close we are. Plus, listener report cards are in. Try harder everyone. Leave a report card in Apple Podcasts! Got something to confess? Record a voice memo on your phone and send it to: 0489 21 GOLD That's 0489214653 Want to hang with us every Friday, access all episodes of Forty, and join our secret Facebook group? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah Thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the show Want to subscribe to us but have an Android phone? No worries. Read on, android friend. For Android users, Apple Podcasts is available on the web, which means you're able to listen to us on Apple Podcasts, on any web browser, on any device. And by signing up for an Apple Account, non-Apple users are able to sign in and purchase podcast subscriptions. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah• The link will open in a web browser• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in www.liseandsarah.com.auSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Two best friends. Two microphones. Zero filter. This is the podcast where everything is on the table - high brow, low brow, and the over-plucked nineties brow. It's a conversation with friends who should probably know better, but don't. Welcome!
www.liseandsarah.com.au
If you’re on the hunt for a funny Australian podcast for women that blends comedic storytelling with everyday life, hi, that's us. The Lise and Sarah Show with Lise Carlaw and Sarah Wills is a funny podcast for women that takes a lighthearted and honest dive into life. From navigating parenting and the highs and lows of marriage, to balancing a career, parenting kids, parenting teens and battling anxiety, we cover it all. With unfiltered chats about life, relationships, culture, parenting, marriage, skincare, fitness, health and fashion in your forties, we’re here to talk about it. We’re for the mums, embracing feminism, tackling mental health issues, and surviving the mid-life crisis as part of the sandwich generation. Take how to manage perimenopause and menopause, mix in pop culture comedy, fashion and beauty in your forties, and how to get fit when you're off the wagon, and you've found a podcast that champions women’s experiences with wit, wisdom, and plenty of laughs.