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    Miniature windmills, broomsticks and strawberry laces

    13/10/2026 | 12 mins.
    Tim’s knowledge about all things botanical is put to the test when Sam presents him with three curious facts about plants - but one of them is actually bogus in True Or False. Later in the show, Sam & Tim learn a fantastic new word in Brain Train, but to kick-off the show, let’s talk about dancing cows…

    Fact: Why is it hard to sing along to the Spanish national anthem?

    Answer: It doesn’t have any lyrics

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    Fruit baskets, cuddly unicorns and xylophones

    06/10/2026 | 14 mins.
    Sam’s wonderfully twirly whirly dive into the bucket today is rewarded with a super silly game of Wrong Answers Only where Tim is convinced the best filling for a pie is a microwave. Afterwards, Sam & Tim must focus on an interesting piece of music and work out if it’s either a jazzy jingle, a classy chorus or an African anthem in Name That Tune.

    Joke: What do you call a pig that does karate?
    Answer: A pork chop!

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    Salt shakers, silver shirts and squidgy slime

    29/09/2026 | 15 mins.
    Tim and Sam are welcomed with “plinks" and “plonks" in another melodic game of Cooking Up Tunes where the duo must figure out which instruments are being played in a cheery piece of music. The investigations don’t stop there though! In Do Elephants Miaow?, Sam is tasked to work out which animal lives in Australia and loves dry warm places (clue: it’s not a penguin).

    Joke: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

    Answer: Swimming trunks!

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    Sticks, tennis balls and sausages

    22/09/2026 | 14 mins.
    ZIP! SNAP! BOOM! There are plenty more rowdy words like this as Tim and Sam learn the meaning of the word ‘onomatopoeia’ in another fascinating challenge of Brain Train. Afterwards, there are hoots and cowboy boots in What’s That Racket? But first, to help her find today’s cheeky challenges, Sam has invited a rather precious pooch…

    Fact: Why are there 100 folds in a chef's tall white hat?

    Answer: Each fold represents a different way to cook an egg.

    We hope your little one is enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To get access to the latest, daily episodes, go to tonies.com/podcast
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    Skipping ropes, baseball caps and custard fountains

    15/09/2026 | 15 mins.
    What do the music genres nu metal, polka and bubblegum pop have in common? That’s right; they’re the types of music that Tim and Sam must compare as they identify today’s ditty in Name That Tune. After the pair’s musical musings, a mysterious location is in desperate need of being recognised in another game of Where in the World? Your first clue? A palace!

    Joke: What do you call a sleeping male cow?

    Answer: A bulldozer!

    We hope your little one is enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To get access to the latest, daily episodes, go to tonies.com/podcast
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About Today with tonies
Join hosts Sam and Tim every week for games, ridiculously silly challenges, learning in disguise, hilarious jokes and more. Perfect for little listeners aged 4 to 7! To get access to daily episodes of Today with tonies go to tonies.com/podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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