Talking Istanbullocks: Comedy Pubcast

• Goats, Trump, and… LEATHER?! 3 Years of Talking Istanbullocks

  Jorma and Ray are celebrating three years of Talking Istanbullocks — with goats, Trump, and a whole lot of “leather!” (You’ll have to listen to understand that one.) Expect: – A Morgan Freeman poem about semi-retirement, Gary Lineker and goats, and the joys of not listening to your wife – A True or False segment full of goat facts and Ray-grade puns – A sketch where Trump and Musk plot to tax penguins and colonise Mars, until Chris the Talking Dog crashes the party and Mexican fishermen save the day. Also: a cheating father explains politics to his son with a crystal clear analogy#TalkingIstanbullocks #Top10PercentPodcast #ComedyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishHumour #MorganFreemanParody #GaryLineker #Goats #TrumpSketch#ElonMusk #ChrisTheTalkingDog #PodcastAnniversary #satire #surrealcomedy #banterhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1x1cDxZkdwS4g-EXF2kn9OWLA7YTc10hRB2T-o_NmflI/edit?tab=t.0 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Taken: Liam Neeson's Unauthorised Anthology

  He's back. He’s brooding. He’s possibly plagiarising. And he's forgotten his sandwiches.This Liam Neeson Special features five of our most beloved (and ridiculous) parody interviews from the past three years — plus two raunchy sketches involving a sultry American MILF named Vagella Rick-Rocks, who may or may not be trying to seduce Liam in increasingly absurd scenarios.Along the way, Liam overshares about romance, attempts to rebrand himself as a serious creative artist, and pitches original ideas such as:A romantic comedy glove-based ensemble film (Glove Actually)A mob drama about therapy (The Carusos)A masked vigilante with Wilfred the butler and Boy Wonder, Robbie. (That Man)While giving us first-hand insight into his bizarre world of:Showing old ladies his 'Hamlet'African prostitutesLaughing at elephantsPeeing in men's handsHis short-lived career as SantaDoggingEach sketch is followed by commentary from Jorma and Ray, who try (and mostly fail) to make sense of Liam’s creative process, real-life zoo visits and late night video games with celebrity friends like Carol Vorderman, Bill Nighy and Gerry Adams - and suspiciously familiar plotlines.It’s part tribute, part chaos, part forgotten sandwiches – with extra lashings of filth. All sketches written by Jorma Kirkko.Voices by Liam Meeson, Jorma Kirkko, Valerie Richards, Tim Hallam#ComedyPodcast #SketchComedy #BritishHumour #IrishHumour #LiamNeesonTaken#DarkComedy #Parody #ComedyInterviews #NewEpisode #ListenNow #Trending #LiamNeesonNews Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Rude Place Names in England: A Lickey End Sketch Special

  Whether it's Muff in Donegal, Twatt in Orkney, Lickey End in Worcestershire, we've all secretly dreamed of visiting places with rude names.Lickey End is Britain's best-kept secret.Join us as Norma the Nympho Nazi and loyal Betty navigate a world of nazi potato sacks, requesting discipline from John Wayne, abusing blow-ins, punch ups at jam making competitions, seducing postmen, shaming yourself on national television and getting down to the vinegar strokes with Nigel Farage.#comedysketches #britishhumour #middleEngland #satire #irishhumour #podcastrecommendation #lickeyend #funnyplacenames Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• The Solution To Cellulite (According to the IRA)

  The funniest duo are celebrating natural women in their own inimitable way. Join Ray and Jorma for an hour of fun.'This show is fuller than a Ryanair Toilet when a fat lass invites her fella to the Mile High Club' - Jorma.Highlights:Morgan Freeman talks grandchildren, Donald Trump and having sex with eskimoes' wives.Ray gives us the insider info on the town of Muff, Co. Donegal and explains how being called a Muff Liquor is exactly what Russell Crowe needs right now.Honzie the fraudulent South African Psychic rubs his crystal balls and makes surprisingly accurate predictions for the month of FebruaryAn IRA Man decides to trade a Little Armalite for a Little Cellulite.Check out the boys' Facebook page for a link to Jorma's recent Brexit interview and drop us a line at [email protected] if you have any poetry requests for Morgan or you'd like to comment or make a suggestion.Join Ray and Jorma for an hour of craic! Giggles Is Good For You!All sketches, songs and jingles written and performed by Jorma KirkkoProduced by James Kirk#Irishcomedy #Britishcomedy #expatpodcast #MorganFreemanPoetry #DonaldTrumpGreenland #BBWMagazine #BBW #Spoofhoroscopes #fakepsychic #rebelsongparody #celluliteisbeautiful Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Elon Musk, Anal Bleaching And A Mountain Called Wank

  Ray and Jorma kick off 2025 with the rudest episode we’ve done in a long time—but also one of the funniest! Expect geographical and Nena trivia, as well as a deep dive into the town of Wank and its premium leisure pass. Meanwhile, Morgan Freedman graces us with a poetic reflection on anal bleaching, dedicated (of course) to Ray.Elon Musk makes an appearance in a sketch filled with whiskey, ketamine, and unsolicited pizza orders for Justin Trudeau. Then, the moment you've all been waiting for—Dr. Brutus Himmler returns to probe Ray in a cutting-edge psychiatric experiment. Will he beat the rectal polygraph and finally be free of his past obsessions?Also, find out why Wank Mountain is a real place, why Love Island contestants fear the unbleached, and how the lads continue their campaign to get Musk to notice their sketches. Expect relentless filth, juvenile humour, and highly questionable medical procedures! #ComedyPodcast #TalkingIstanbullocks #MorganFreedman #ElonMusk #AnalBleaching #GermanTrivia #WankMountain #LoveIsland #Nena #Nigel Farage #RectalPolygraph #Satire #Pubcast #AdultHumour #FilthiestEpisodeTRANSCRIPThttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1hSDcW5W9t0fj59gKAZo274K34XKwqK5zZKNcrgsaGWw/edit?usp=sharing#ComedyPodcast #TalkingIstanbullocks #MorganFreedman #ElonMusk #AnalBleaching #GermanTrivia #WankMountain #LoveIsland #RectalPolygraph #IGotProbed #Satire #Pubcast #AdultHumour #FilthiestEpisode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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