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• Abomination Vaults Ep. 58: Roses & Ravagers

  A hint of romance betwixt NPCs?! Don't mind if I do... The tangled wilds of the Hunting Ground are too much! Let's gossip for a moment, shan't we? A little birdy told me someone has feelings for someone else. Now, are we going to be respectful of their privacy? Yes! But we're also getting involved, because it's funny. And THEN, we're going back into the tangled wilds of the Hunting Grounds. Because that's what true heroes do. Surfer slang gets spoken. Dresses get discussed. Giants get spotted. All this and more in this episode of the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... do herbalists sell weed, maybe? CONTENT WARNINGS: Brief discussions of drugs and sexuality, playing Cupid, depictions of dismemberment and cannibalism, canonically Fiore has a cute butt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Abomination Vaults Ep. 57: Goliaths & Gnomes

  The hunting lodge awaits... as do the many sinister secrets of the Darklands! Dug too deep, and now we're in a cruddy cavern full of cruddy mushrooms and cruddy monsters. The Fogfen Few are seeking the caligni who have kidnapped the beloved Zaccheus Wimifor Slumberstone V, and they're pretty sure they know where to find him! But what's with all the spooky stuff following them around? Are they ever truly safe here in the Vaults? Only time can tell... and at the end of the day, they'll either have uncovered some ancient lore, or, y'know. Died! Traps get sprung. Ships get sailed. Alrik gets pointed at. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... what texture is a marsh giant's tummy? CONTENT WARNINGS: Unreality, body horror, gaslighting, muscle damage, sexy kinda evil granny ⁠⁠Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠⁠ Original Theme ⁠⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Get extra loot on our Patreon!⁠ Keep It Rollin’! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Abomination Vaults Ep. 56: Depths & Daemons

  Welcome to the Hunting Grounds, a level so large... it could be its own dungeon! The Fogfen Few have made an allegiance with the elves of Yldaris, but their journey to the bottom of the vault is far from over. On the doorstep of the underground city is the Hunting Grounds, a sprawling biome of ancient buildings, shimmering lakes, fungal forests and monsters, monsters, monsters! The fulcrum lenses that may end the reign of the Ghost Queen must be around here somewhere... but where? Brave the darkest depths, adventurers... it's going to be a busy trip! Tattoos get purchased. Skulls get observed. Apes get heard. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how do you make spicy food underground? CONTENT WARNINGS: Implied head trauma, impaled skulls and body parts, yucky tea mention x( Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠⁠ Original Theme⁠⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠⁠ Keep It Rollin’! ⁠⁠Get extra loot on our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Abomination Vaults Ep. 55: Elves & Enigmas

  The city of Yldaris awaits, brave adventurers. Dare you open the gate? The Fogfen Few are recovering from another traumatic downtime session, and need to escape it all by going back into the monster-infested dungeon. Surely it'll be calmer there! Psychic horrors, winding tunnels and cities of elves are nothing compared to the terror Derry drags up in our home town. And this city's queen awaits you, heroes-- you don't want to keep the lady waiting, do you? Minds get warped. Wine gets drank. Visions get spewed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how many buttons is it cool to keep unbuttoned when you've got a high ranking government job? CONTENT WARNINGS: Unreality and mind bending, mild cosmic horror, fungus, allusions of mild claustrophobia, poison, NPC death, BIG titty elf ⁠Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠ ⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠ ⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠ Original Theme ⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠ ⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠ ⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠ ⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠ ⁠Get extra loot on our Patreon! Keep It Rollin’! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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