A Horny Cowboy For Christina's Birthday w/ Johnny Pemberton | Your Mom's House Ep. 815
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It’s CP’s birthday and what better way to celebrate than a gals trip, some productive coughing, and watching a horny cowboy tell us how to treat a lady? Also Tom and Christina are joined by the always-delightful Johnny Pemberton!
We kick things off with a mumbling cool guy with unrealistic standards, before moving on to a humble-brag video of a woman prepping her bowels for a dom session. There’s also new Pazsitzky Effect, on the table, some more of Enny's hot take on the movie "Sinners", and of course some more gay content we found on the internet.
Johnny Pemberton then enters the studio to talk about his latest film "Mermaid", yo hype season 2 of "Fallout", and talk all about his animated voice rolls that's more known for these days. He also reacts to the cool guys from the top of the show, watches some horrible or hilarious clips, shares some war stories from doing prank calls, and gets into a passionate rant about Red Lobster. What can we say? Except I'm gay.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 815
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:06:12 - Opening Clip: Don't Message Me
00:10:40 - The Horny Cowboy
00:18:27 - Clip: Dom Sesh Prep
00:21:38 - More Gay Stuff
00:28:16 - Sinners
00:37:13 - Johnny Pemberton's Best Work
00:49:33 - What Can I Say Except That I'm Gay
00:53:27 - Johnny Meets Mumbling Kevin
00:58:44 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:04:51 - Pouch Leggings
01:10:31 - Johnny Reacts To Dom Sesh Prep
01:14:17 - TikToks
01:19:37 - Red Lobster
01:24:30 - Closing Song - "Erection Achieved" by Hendawg
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1:28:53
Steph Tolev is NAUSEATED By Cool Guys | Your Mom's House Ep. 814
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This week on Your Mom's House, Tom Segura and Christina P welcome the feral and hilarious Steph Tolev into the Mommy Dome! Fresh off the release of her new Netflix stand-up special, Filth Queen, Steph dives face-first into a mess of cool guys and gets the ultimate YMH experience.
The trio also talk about what Steph's Hustler mag poses would be, her formative years in Canada getting fingered by French boys, her boyfriend Jefferson, his famous uncle, and the Main Mommies quiz Steph on some US citizenship test questions. They also give Tony Johns a call, listen to some AI Keanu Reeves voice-clips, Steph almost pukes watching Norm's poutine, they check out some TikToks, and clown on Meghan Markle's podcast again. You wanna move in you can move in.
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:05:36 - Steph Tolev Is Doing Hustler
00:14:49 - Opening Clip: Corn Flakes In Your Booty
00:17:49 - Steph's Familiar Boyfriend
00:19:54 - US Citizenship Test
00:23:31 - Norm's Poutine
00:26:47 - Clip: Break It
00:27:30 - Clip: Norm's Cups
00:29:59 - Clip: Gay Grocery Shopping
00:33:08 - AI Keanu Reeves
00:40:51 - Some Cool Guys & Cool Gals
00:50:50 - Call With Tony Johns
01:02:49 - All Bricked Up
01:05:54 - Clip: It's Hard To Be Kristen Stewart
01:09:07 - Clip: Kim K's Nanny Army
01:11:44 - Clip: Meghan The Narcissist
01:13:17 - Clip: Lucky To Be With Me
01:13:58 - Jamie Kern Lima
01:17:04 - Clip: Marrying Your Cousin Is Halal
01:19:23 - Clip: Green Eyed Weirdo
01:23:19 - Closing Song - "Little Brick Building" by ChefZef & Wiley B
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1:31:08
Hollywood is Full of Knuckleheads! | Your Mom's House Ep. 813
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Welcome back to Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week the Main Mommies are flying solo and CP’s rocking a whole new grill, courtesy of our friends at Snap-On Smile, and Tom joins the fun by throwing in some fake teeth of his own. The Main Mommies get extra silly as they test-drive their chompers, flirt with each other, and kick off the show with an iconic clip from none other than Bonnie Blue, who’s out here rallying the "troops" to spit on her, slap her, and make her theirs today.
We also get some updates on our old friends Tony Johns and King Ass Ripper. The convo then turns to the big dogs of creepy suspect behavior: Michael Jackson, P Diddy, Woody Allen, Hugh Hefner and the Mommies speculate should you separate the art from the artist? Tom and Tina both give their questionable Michael Jackson impressions, sing a few problematic bangers, and get real about some of the creepiest musicians in history. Plus Christina reveals the Interview With A Vampire show is too gay, Enny didn't care for Sinners, the President of France got slapped, and Mystic Rick got a callout on Monday Night RAW,
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:00 - Opening Clip: Bonnie Blue Rallies The Troops
00:09:53 - Not A Damn Chance!
00:15:25 - Tony Johns Booted From IG
00:19:49 - King Ass Ripper Update
00:24:03 - Michael Jackson & The Hollywood Creep Hall Of Fame
00:34:04 - Prince Stories
00:38:03 - Clip: Red Carpet Fart Mic
00:40:39 - Clip: Hot Firefighters
00:41:42 - Interview With A Vampire Is Too Gay
00:45:29 - Sinners & Mission: Impossible
00:48:38 - Clip: Crush Daddy
00:49:28 - Tom On Monday Night RAW
00:53:14 - The French President Slap
00:58:13 - Closing Song - "A Very Handy Guy" by Yahweh
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1:02:29
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Jessica Kirson! Before Jessica enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina kick things off with a woman who really doesn't wan you to pull on her tampon string, before they switch gears to a man who doesn't mind being pulled out of, Norm Summerton. The Main Mommies review some photos and videos from the loser pig's fetish site profile and then check out some less specific gay stuff. They also review an incident between Denzel Washington and a photographer, a pup play enthusiast amongst the crowd at Cannes, and a hilarious story about a dumb broad who was scammed by an AI model of Keanu Reeves
Fresh off the release of her latest special on Hulu "I'm The Man", Jessica Kirson steps into the Mommy Dome to get real about trauma and finding the upside in tragic personal conflicts. She also talks to Christina about the stereotype of the female and reacts to the story about the woman scammed by the fake Keanu Reeves. The three also check out some horrible or hilarious clips, some of Christina's legendary TikTok curations, a clip of a really freaky camel, and a fart is captured on camera that has to be heard to believed. Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 812
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:42 - Opening Clip: Don't Pull My String
00:07:05 - Norm Summerton Update
00:17:41 - Gay Stuff
00:23:50 - Scammed By Keanu
00:28:02 - Hassling Denzel At Cannes
00:31:55 - Clip: Pup Play At Cannes
00:33:17 - Jessica Kirson Reacts To Robot Keanu
00:40:20 - Comedy Broads
00:47:57 - Dealing With Trauma
00:53:47 - Clip: Youthful Yoni
00:56:50 - Please Like Me
01:04:33 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:08:59 - Clip: Freaky Ahh Camel
01:11:36 - Clip: IShowSpeed In Pain
01:13:52 - A Pish Break & A Fart
01:18:16 - Christina's Curations
01:37:39 - Wrap Up
01:39:11 - Closing Song - "Pigs Balls & Cock" by DJ Tik Tok Tits
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1:43:17
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian and mastermind behind the viral "Gangster Party Line" video, Brent Weinbach! Before Brent enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina kick things off with a “What’s everybody?” from the infamous former ball-player John Rocker, followed by some fresh Pazsitzky Effects and an update on this week’s lineup of legendary knuckleheads on trial — including Diddy, the Menendez Brothers, and Tony Johns.
Speaking of pop culture, Brent Weinbach has a new special out called "Popular Culture" and he's here to talk about it with the Main Mommies. The trio also discuss fleshlights, the famous movie high school that Brent went to, a very special delivery from Amazon, and how Brent coming back to Austin to do the pod is a full circle moment for him, Tom, and Christine. Plus, they also talk about a now lost video short they all participated in called "Bear In A Bathtub", hardcore gay electronica music, vampires, North Korean hotel rooms, and Brent takes in some of Christina's fabulous TikTok curations. Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 811
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:07:15 - Opening Clip: John Rocker What's Everybody
00:14:57 - A Pazsitzky Effect
00:20:39 - Menendez Brothers & Diddy Trials
00:29:46 - Tony Johns Update
00:33:01 - Algorithms
00:35:40 - Brent Weinbach Apologizes To The Sponsors
00:43:24 - High School
00:48:15 - The Greatest YouTube Video Of All Time
00:51:30 - Reunions & Tourist Stuff
01:00:07 - Gimp Comeback
01:05:42 - Special Delivery From Amazon
01:09:18 - Lost Videos & Gay Electronica Music
01:18:56 - Christina's Curations
01:32:31 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:35:15 - Blood Suckers
01:39:22 - North Korean Hotel Room
01:43:52 - Closing Song - "The Big Words" by Kurtis Caramel Carbon
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