Life's a Joke with Christina Kirkman

• no guys, they actually said that…

  i literally had a panic attack before filming this episode. i got dumped in a club by my “friends.” i think they blackballed me from hollywood? lol jk... not rlly jk?? la chewed me up and spit me out. friendships can be a joke. save every single screenshot and back it up to the cloud!!!! ugh!!! it’s a dog eat dog world and I don’t want to eat any dogs!!! moving to a new place is scary. you’ll never know what you want but you can figure out what you don’t want and that’s just as important. date different friends. don’t let the world harden you. accept that ppl WILL f*ck you over. pick yourself up. and start again. you’re not alone ❤️see you on thursdays.Follow the pod:https://www.instagram.com/lifesajoke_pod/https://www.tiktok.com/@lifesajoke_podhttps://www.youtube.com/@LIFESAJOKE_PODFollow me (don’t):https://www.instagram.com/christinakirkman/?hl=enhttps://www.tiktok.com/@christinakirkman?lang=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• don’t do dr*gs, kids

  a reformed coachella hater goes to coachella and lives to tell the story. the internet is weird. not everything needs to be a “story time” (unless you have a podcast obvi lol). the one & only time I did dr*gs and thought I was dying. I can’t believe I’m telling this story. I’m sorry mom, it’ll never happen again! see you on thursdays. Follow the pod: https://www.instagram.com/lifesajoke_pod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@lifesajoke_pod https://www.youtube.com/@LIFESAJOKE_POD Follow me (don’t): https://www.instagram.com/christinakirkman/?hl=en https://www.tiktok.com/@christinakirkman?lang=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• Hahaha this is funny

  live footage of me absolutely crashing out. 4 trips from hell. can’t make this sh*t up guys. my nipple fell off. me & sutton stracke were going through it. we filmed the 6th hunger games movie on my flight. shot of vodka and a couple almonds?? lost dog? found dog? murderer in the neighborhood? he ran off a plane with $65. is someone breaking into my hotel room??? can someone get this f*cking piece of hair off my face omg. i had an allergic reaction in the middle of the ocean. 10 toddlers or 10 john cenas? i laugh so I don’t cry. see you on thursdays. Follow the pod: https://www.instagram.com/lifesajoke_pod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@lifesajoke_pod https://www.youtube.com/@LIFESAJOKE_POD Follow me (don’t): https://www.instagram.com/christinakirkman/?hl=en https://www.tiktok.com/@christinakirkman?lang=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• How to stop being a hating a$$ b*tch

  a reformed hater’s guide to not being a hater. you’re a hater and you don’t even know it. if you just said “no I’m not,” ur lying. it’s ok queen don’t worry. we hate so much we don’t even realize it. we hate cuz we’re insecure. we hate because society tells us to??? literally ewww bye society!!! hating is robbing you….of happiness…of opportunities…of being a sexy a$$ b*tch. i have a wedgie lol. nobody gives a f*ck about your ‘eras.’ do you have a seat at the success table? zendaya is hot. my ex sucks. not being a jealous b*tch changed my life. listen to this one, ok? promise me. see you on thursdays. Follow the pod: https://www.instagram.com/lifesajoke_pod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@lifesajoke_pod https://www.youtube.com/@LIFESAJOKE_POD Follow me (don’t): https://www.instagram.com/christinakirkman/?hl=en https://www.tiktok.com/@christinakirkman?lang=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• throw everything u know out the window

  you’ve been lied to. ur goals are holding you back. ur manifesting all wrong. and for a one-time fee of $29.99, I’ll give you all the answers. kidding, guys this is literally free lol. maya angelou was in my home. i hate cheerleaders. f*ck the girl next door. i wasted 10 years of my life. swimming against stream is exhausting. be dogmatic about ur morals & virtues & throw everything else out the f*cking window. see you on thursdays. Follow the pod: https://www.instagram.com/lifesajoke_pod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@lifesajoke_pod https://www.youtube.com/@LIFESAJOKE_POD Follow me (don’t): https://www.instagram.com/christinakirkman/?hl=en https://www.tiktok.com/@christinakirkman?lang=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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