🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “140: $illy”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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266: You’re The Least Real Person I’ve Ever Met (Pt 2)
🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 266Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show next year – and tickets are on general sale now! 🔗 Grab yours at distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre✨ What’s On This Week’s Show?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Steff: Slaven 🔗 Watch on InstagramMike: Will Greenwood praises Allan Bateman 🔗 Watch on InstagramElis: Have a look at the Ref… 🔗 Watch on X📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Mike Documentary: Ruud Gullit on The Overlap. 🔗 Watch on YouTubeSteff Book: Raider – The Raymond Chester Story by Jon Gower A fascinating deep dive into a groundbreaking NFL life.https://www.uwp.co.uk/book/raider-gower/ 🔗 Hay Festival Event📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE🎧 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for:Bonus episodes every weekSpin-offs like Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi PodTour presale accessGift membershipsSteff: Perfect post-match interview 🔗 Watch on InstagramMike: The Kop in full voice, 1974 🔗 Watch on FacebookElis: Doncaster Rovers 🔗 Watch on X💡 Get More Every Week📣 Prefer Wondery+?Get early episodes every TuesdayAd-free listeningAll the nonsense, no interruptions🎉 Another week of classic clips, weird sports, and total nonsense – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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266: You’re The Least Real Person I’ve Ever Met (Pt 1)
🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 266Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show next year – and tickets are on general sale now! 🔗 Grab yours at distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre✨ What’s On This Week’s Show?📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Steff: Slaven 🔗 Watch on InstagramMike: Will Greenwood praises Allan Bateman 🔗 Watch on InstagramElis: Have a look at the Ref… 🔗 Watch on X📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Mike Documentary: Ruud Gullit on The Overlap. 🔗 Watch on YouTubeSteff Book: Raider – The Raymond Chester Story by Jon Gower A fascinating deep dive into a groundbreaking NFL life.https://www.uwp.co.uk/book/raider-gower/ 🔗 Hay Festival Event📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE🎧 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for:Bonus episodes every weekSpin-offs like Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi PodTour presale accessGift membershipsSteff: Perfect post-match interview 🔗 Watch on InstagramMike: The Kop in full voice, 1974 🔗 Watch on FacebookElis: Doncaster Rovers 🔗 Watch on X💡 Get More Every Week📣 Prefer Wondery+?Get early episodes every TuesdayAd-free listeningAll the nonsense, no interruptions🎉 Another week of classic clips, weird sports, and total nonsense – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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'Allo 'Allo!: PS131
🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon PerksEnjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.📌 This Week’s Clip:Taken from “211: Cafe Owners Are Sexy”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026! Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon MembersEvery month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.🎉 Ready to join the fun?Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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265: Average Dick Dave (Pt 2)
🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 265: Average Dick DaveElis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents.“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026! We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026! Tickets are on general sale now – grab yours at distantpod.com/live📍 Tour Dates:Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreSat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New TheatreTue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireWed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney EmpireFri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre✨ This Week’s Show – Don’t Miss It!📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)Mike: 🎥 Young Rory CompilationClip 1 – InstagramClip 2 – FacebookClip 3 – InstagramSteff: ⚽ Total Football in Action – Netherlands 1974 🔗 Watch on YouTubeElis: 🏃♀️ Hungover Marathon Runner from Swansea 🔗 Watch on Facebook📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)Steff Doc: ⚾ The Clubhouse – An inside look at the culture, characters, and chaos of the Boston Red Sox. 🔗 Watch on NetflixElis Book: 📚 The Art of Captaincy by Mike Brearley – A thoughtful look into leadership on and off the field. 🔗 Buy on Amazon📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE 👉 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early live show access.Steff: 🏏 14-Year-Old Sensation in the IPL 🔗 Watch the clipMike: 😂 Just Funny – No context needed 🔗 Watch on InstagramElis: ⚽ When Man City Got Relegated from the Prem 🔗 Watch on X💡 Get More Every Week🎧 Patreon gets you:Bonus content every weekMichael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi PodEarly access and tour presaleGift memberships🚀 Prefer Wondery+?Early episodes every TuesdayAd-free listening🎉 Another week of classic clips, weird sports, and total nonsense — only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Join Elis James, Mike Bubbins and Steff Garrero in Award winning Podcast "The Socially Distant Sports Bar".
It's a Comedy & Sports Podcast, but you don't have to like Sports to LOVE it.
Comedians Elis James (BBC 5Live, Sky TV's Fantasy Football League) & Mike Bubbins (BBC's Mammoth) are "Unreasonably hilarious" The Telegraph.
"Elis James, Mike Bubbins and Steff Garrero created a haven where they ramble on about classic clips and random recollections." The Guardian
Known to fans as Distant Pod it has won awards at the Sports Podcast Awards & Pod Bible Awards.
Hosts of "Down The Clubhouse" on TNT Sport another Comedy & Sports show.
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