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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

The Irish Times
Comedy
Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
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  • Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

    ‘We’ve been trying to break them up, haven’t we? A year or two in the clink – he won’t wait for her’

    25/09/2026 | 6 mins.
    The old man tells Hennessy that he has every faith in him. Hennessy’s like, “Wait a minute, what?” Yeah, no, we’re sitting in the District Court in Bray, waiting for Bernie’s case to be called. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    Four Feds step into the kitchen. One of them is like, ‘Well, Bernie?’

    19/09/2026 | 6 mins.
    “So, anyway, I tee’d off,” the old man goes, loving the sound of his own voice, “and of course I managed to slice the bloody-well ball and, well, naturally enough, it ended up in the lake!” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

    ‘I did the deed with the girlfriend of a very good friend and it’s been bothering my conscience lately’

    11/09/2026 | 6 mins.
    JP looks well – even though I don’t know what to call him any more? I’m like, “So how are things – I don’t know – Father?” He actually laughs at that? He’s there, “Ross, you don’t have to call me Father.” I’m like, “What do I call you then?” because it’s my first time seeing the dude since he finished his studies to become an actual priest. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

    At the end of the summer, just like the rest of you, I’m sick of the sight of my children

    04/09/2026 | 6 mins.
    I think I’m on the record as saying that being a parent is one of those things that I just happen to be very, very good at without having to put any actual effort into it. Even allowing for that, at the end of a long, hot summer, just like the rest of you, I’m absolutely sick of the sight of my children and I’m glad they’re now someone else’s problem until the end of October. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

    ‘Your father’s playing golf in Doonbeg,’ Hennessy goes. ‘While the cat’s away, the mice will fornicate’

    02/09/2026 | 6 mins.
    Hennessy is grinning like a dog trying to pass a laundry ball through its urinary tract. Yeah, no, for five days now, me and Bernie from Bray of all places have been – in fairness – texting each other, and the dude is reading through the exchanges, some of which are pretty, it might be a word, explicit? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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About Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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