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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
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  • Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

    ‘Oh my God! Your dad’s new girlfriend has entered the Wicklow Pollock Queen competition!’

    07/08/2026 | 6 mins.
    Everybody knows about the Dalkey Lobster Festival. It’s coming up in, like, two weeks’ time, and Sorcha is already practising her walk and wave for the Parade of Lobster Queens Past, wearing the sash and crown that she’s held onto ever since her victory in 2008, at the stort of the crash, on a platform of, I want to say, hope? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    ‘My son has opened a museum celebrating criminality. I wish people would stop asking if I’m proud’

    31/07/2026 | 6 mins.
    All of Ronan’s old mates are there. We’re talking Buckets of Blood. We’re talking Stacks of Money. We’re talking Nudger. We’re talking Gull. It’s actually Stacks of Money who sidles up to me as I’m watching Ronan across the room, chatting to Paul Reynolds from RTÉ. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    The old man has a Tesco Clubcord. Jesus, it’s worse than I thought

    20/07/2026 | 6 mins.
    The old man looks wretched. I say it to him as well. I’m like, “You look focking wretched – worse than usual" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    ‘Wait a minute, are you telling me there’s a World Cup in soccer?’

    26/06/2026 | 5 mins.
    “The fock is going on here?” I go. Because – yeah, no – I’ve arrived home to find my wife, my four sons and my in-laws sitting in front of the TV watching, quite literally, a soccer match? My reaction is basically the same as it would be if I arrived home to find Sorcha in bed with Russell Crowe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    ‘Your accent is up and down like a focked umbrella,’ I tell the old man

    20/06/2026 | 6 mins.
    So me and Ronan swing out to – believe it or not – Bray, just to see how my old man is getting on. I’ve a bet with him that he won’t last the summer living out there and I like to check on my investment from time to time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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About Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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