Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

‘Dude, you’re not in Ballsbridge now,’ I tell the old man. ‘This is Las f**king Braygas!’

I have zero interest in her in that way – is it weird that I want to spend time with this girl?

‘There’s nothing wrong with Bray, Ross,’ the old man says. Literally. Word for word

‘Sorcha, I don’t need ChatGPT to tell me how to talk to my daughter and the girl she’s seeing’

‘Potatoes au gratin? My old dear used to say they’re for people with money but no class’