‘Potatoes au gratin? My old dear used to say they’re for people with money but no class’
We’re driving through Donnybrook and Sorcha shouts ‘Stop!’
‘Ross,’ Sorcha goes, ‘we’re not going to Dubai. We cancelled because of the war.’ I’m there, ‘What war?’ and I genuinely mean it
‘We’re losing, like, 32-0. The Blackrock first years are taking us aport’
‘I’m so full of myself this morning that I’m actually making myself sick’
Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
Ireland