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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
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  • Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

    The old man has a Tesco Clubcord. Jesus, it’s worse than I thought

    20/07/2026 | 6 mins.
    The old man looks wretched. I say it to him as well. I’m like, “You look focking wretched – worse than usual" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

    ‘Wait a minute, are you telling me there’s a World Cup in soccer?’

    26/06/2026 | 5 mins.
    “The fock is going on here?” I go. Because – yeah, no – I’ve arrived home to find my wife, my four sons and my in-laws sitting in front of the TV watching, quite literally, a soccer match? My reaction is basically the same as it would be if I arrived home to find Sorcha in bed with Russell Crowe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

    ‘Your accent is up and down like a focked umbrella,’ I tell the old man

    20/06/2026 | 6 mins.
    So me and Ronan swing out to – believe it or not – Bray, just to see how my old man is getting on. I’ve a bet with him that he won’t last the summer living out there and I like to check on my investment from time to time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

    ‘I’m not giving that kid the money. Not a focking chance’

    12/06/2026 | 6 mins.
    I absolutely despise Christian’s wife, Lauren. I say it as well. Not to her face obviously. Sorcha goes, “Ross, you shouldn’t despise anyone.” This coming from the girl who refuses to watch anything with Jake Gyllenhaal in it because he broke Taylor Swift’s hort a life sentence ago. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

    We filled a skip with all the things Sorcha decided she can live without, until she changed her mind

    05/06/2026 | 6 mins.
    So the latest “thing” in our house is the Swedish death clean. For those of you who aren’t married to Sorcha Lalor, this is a decluttering method that’s meant to spare your loved ones the trouble of sorting through your shit after you’ve dropped the mic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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About Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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