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Childhood Neglect
14/09/2026 | 1h 16 mins.
This week, Des decides whether or not the Dialers were neglected as children.

NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: RELIGIOUS TRAUMA / GOING TO YOUR RELIGIOUS FRIEND'S HOUSE

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Celebrity Rumors and High School Incidents
07/09/2026 | 1h 14 mins.
Des revisits some classic celebrity rumors and reacts to "the incidents" at your high schools.

NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: RELIGIOUS TRAUMA & MORE CELEB RUMORS!

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Wedding Traditions That Need to End (with Kelsey Cook)
31/08/2026 | 1h 11 mins.
Des is joined by guest and newlywed Kelsey Cook to discuss wedding traditions that need to end.

Watch Kelsey's new special HAPPY HOUR on Netflix!

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Pretend Problems Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/pretend-problems/id1717496693

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Ghost Stories
24/08/2026 | 1h 7 mins.
This week, Des the non-believer reacts to your ghost stories. Give us some prompt suggestions in the comments!

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Book Club Bonus: Yesteryear by Caro Claire Burke
21/08/2026 | 1h 11 mins.
It's finally here - the Yesteryear episode. What book should we read next? Let us know in the comments!

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