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Lara and Carey discuss some shoncking turn of events, including the horror of the Learjet disaster, the splendor of the Midterms Bluekakke, Martha Stewart’s unfortunate Halloween costume, Diana Silvers’s unfortunate CDFA look, Jenny McCarthy’s black mold battle, the unfathomable floppery of Landon on Southern Charm, and more. On an explosive episode of RHOSLC, Lisa Barlow takes us on a sonic journey while rehearsing with her beloved voice coach; John Barlow declares his undying worship of God Baby Gorgeous; Heather, Angie and Bronwyn (clad in depression jeans) hit Kemo Sabe; Wild Rose plays hockey, taking a vow of sitting on it; Bron confronts Angie over her Jupiter Party shenanigans; Angie calls Bronwyn a snak; Mary and her cousin Big Joe reflect on RJ while Mary reveals her increasing schism with bestie Angie; and after showing off her Grindr award, Angie sits her dad and brother down to talk through her crumbling marriage.

Then, sometimes Quai/sometimes Ashley assembles the ladies (minus Britani) for a Reiki session with Stephanie. Bronwyn and Mary arrive as a united, anti-Angie front; Angie tries to take Mary aside but Mary puts her godly hand up, claiming Angie’s self-absorption has left Mary wanting in her time of need. Stephanie the Healer correctly and incorrectly reads the women; Lisa and Mary excuse themselves from contaminated energy. Finally, the lunch from Hell arrives: Wild Rose opens her throat chakra and makes peace with Lisa. Angie’s misguided attack on Bronwyn leads to an argument with Mary, causing Angie to put her foot in her mouth in a catastrophic, Chernobyl level-event. But not before defending a woman’s right to facial.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 The Private Jet Crash
00:04:06 Landon Clements, OG Fail Daughter
00:13:15 Carey Revisiting RHONJ
00:16:45 Wemanda's Dumb & Dumber Costume
00:21:01 Martha Stewart...
00:24:50 Diana Silvers' Turban
00:26:59 Jenny McCarthy Chased out of House by Mold
00:35:49 RHOSLC S7E8 Recap!
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Lara and Carey are back from their live shows in Charleston and welcome, straight from Theranos HQ, Elizabeth Holmes to the SUP stu. Together with Lizzie, they discuss the charm and splendor of Charleston, the iconic listeners they met at the shows, long-winded ghost tours, Craig Conover’s undeniable f*ck factor, and a startin’ blind item about a mystery celeb trying to stave off allegations in the most manipulative way possible…

On RHOSLC, Heather Gay assembles the ladies to celebrate her Jupiter Year with an astrology party, marking her triumphant return to love with her sober king boyfriend, Tripp. Mizz Gay immediately shanks the celebration by telling Wild Rose about Lisa’s sh*t talking about the War of the Roses, setting Whitney down an ill-conceived path of vengeance. Bron gets a load of Brit’s sleuthing into her finances. Angie’s propensity for cruelty is called out by a mystic who — along with Mary — urges Utah’s greatest Greek to choose kindness. Seth and Britani’s tense exchange starts Meredith off into her Transatlantic rage; Wild Rose fires shots at Lisa; Mary is disappointed by Angie immediately ignoring the mystic’s advice and sewing chaos, including eating candy out of Britani’s high body count hair. Finally, a misguided Britani tries to apologize to Mary for stealing the flowers from the Cosby luncheon, digging herself into her deepest hole yet.

Timestamps:
00:00:00 Lizzie & Lizzie
00:01:47 Billy's New Blood Venture
00:09:42 Mole Scans
00:11:59 Charleston Review
00:16:51 Season 3 Southern Charm
00:24:26 A-list British Actor Hides From Allegations
00:31:24 RHOSLC S7E7 Recap
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Lara and Carey are back with another Genius Alert, this time with novelist and former criminal defense attorney, Anna Dorn. They discuss law school being a scam, stanning David Rudolf, and the proper southern girl to LA lesbian pipeline.

Then Anna invites SUP to come with her back to 2014, where the first season of Southern Charm makes landfall in Charleston. They discuss the sixth episode in the seminal (and deeply troubling) first season, where Thomas Ravenel's and Kathryn Calhoun Dennis' torrid love story exists in its nascent stage. Reeling from their drunken fight on Carolina Day, Whitney plans to bury his hatchet with sometimes-bestie Thomas, as Cameran tours a clearly haunted house with her new boss, Eve, and gets drinks with her bestie Jenna aka Che Diaz aka Beetlejuice; Craig goes off to his fake job at the law firm; Both Pat and pal Brian advises Whitney to not go into the restaurant business with Shep; Thomas gets the OK from his “political consultant” about dating a 21-year-old.

Then, Mr. Ravenel summons the crew to his boozy abode, where he evokes Tennessee Williams in a speech about staying true to yourself and calls out Shep, Dani and Whitney for being fake ass bitches. He also reveals his biggest regret in life involving a beverage cart girl, much to the chagrin of Kathryn. Not surprisingly, Craig slut-shames Kathryn in front of Thomas, who does nothing to defend the honor of the future mother of his children. Just another day in Good Ol’ Charleston…

Timestamps:
00:00:00 Welcome Anna Dorn!
00:05:58 Selma Blair
00:09:36 Southern Charm Intro
00:16:54 Southern Charm S1E6 Recap
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Lara and Carey return to the slopes of God’s most prized state of Utah to check in with the salty broads once more. First they discuss Carey’s skin related mishap, the strange choices one makes when alone sans-husband, and then they debate The Real Lizzie Holmes — her true nature, the Billy problem, and what lies ahead for America’s favorite fraudster.

Then on RHOSLC, Angie hosts Mary for a BFF catch up at her dentist office atop the acropolis; Angie does too much in the hosting department, causing Mary to raise an eye brow as she recaps the San Francisco trip and the hypocrisy and bullshit of it all. Britani hosts Bronwyn, Heather and Wild Rose at her daughter Olivia’s 21st birthday. Bronwyn laments the Glam Kittens and their musical cruelty while revealing Todd caught her splurging on Brandon in Florida using Mr. Fart’s hallowed credit card. Mary assembles the ladies for a boss lady themed power lunch to thank them for their kindness in the wake of RJ’s passing; Angie does not follow dress code and Britani brings nasty weed flowers. Wild Rose has it out with Meredith and Lisa, and then moves onto Quai, who claims Whitney recorded Quai talking smack about Meredith in her home. After the lunch, Wild Rose and Quai reach a tentative truce; Heather, Lisa, Angie and Mary head to Gossip Kitchen where Angie plays coy about her rocky marriage and the crew calls BS on Bronwyn’s House of Cards…

Timestamps:
00:0:00 Carey's Nair Disaster
00:07:42 Tim McGraw & Aaron Sorkin on Tanning Peptides
00:10:49 Lizzie Holmes Analysis
00:35:08 RHOSLC S7E6 Recap
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Lara and Carey welcome back friend of the pod, club visionary, and cultural lightning rod Rob Aquino to the SUP stu for another chapter of GENIUS ALERT. They talk Rob’s New York to LA trajectory, bringing 2013 New York to the LA party scene, the splendor of early 2000s Long Island and more.

Then Rob brings Larz and Carz back to 2002 Manhattan, where MTV’s Rich Girls starring Aly Hilfiger and Jaime Gleicher kicks off its oft-maligned one season wonder. Aly and Jaime, best friends and 18 going on 55, are finishing off their senior year of high school with an unenthusiastic prom obligation. They do a day of shopping blitz, with help from indie sleaze sleep paralysis daemon “Michael H.” Aly talks about her time on Ari Onassis’s legendary yacht “The Christina” while Jaime angsts over limo payment and inviting her prom date via voicemail. After securing the limo, Aly and Jamie invite their crew to pre-prom festivities at Jaime's mom’s divorce pad/cig den. Jaime's unrequited love/frenemy, Michael, arrives to suck face with his dad and skimp out on paying Jaime and Aly for the limo. Prom goes off without a hitch, and the Rich Girls head to the after party, where they rock it till the wee hours of the morning. Then they run into Mischa Barton and Jaime's date pukes up a storm.

Timestamps:
00:00:17 Welcome (back) Rob Aquino!
00:05:08 2013 Brooklyn
00:10:37 Haunted Gay Clubs
00:16:20 Rich Girls S1E1 Recap!
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