Sexy Unique Podcast

Lara and Carey reunite after his whirlwind Fire Island adventure. They discuss his gay ass vacation, Madonna’s LGBTQ opus, the artist selling trash cubes from Taylor’s Fall of Rome wedding, Lena Dunham’s continuing to triumph over evil, and more.

Then back on the unholy birthday trinity trip in Mexico, Schwartz’s bday lunch from Hell rages on, as Jinet breaks down to Jason over Danny’s drunken behavior. Michelle keeps lamenting Jesse and Lacey’s PDA, as Lacey arrives right on time for Zack’s birthday leg. Luke talks Donte with Brittany and Lala, and Brittany frees the tourtles. Danny and Nia whip each other up over the haters. Then the crew heads on a double decker bus to the clubs; Brittany confronts Jesse and Zack’s head gets bashed by a low-hanging street light, forcing him to be rushed to the hospital. In honor of Zack, the crew rages on. Nia tries to neuter Danny’s hip thrusts and overall Nigerians, activating soon-to-be birthday boy Darkside Danny for another night of horrors…

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Lara and Carey lock back in for the second installment in SUP’s brand new series: GENIUS ALERT. This time, they enlist comedian/social media star Charles Hsu to pick his favorite episode of reality TV ever: “Slutty Island” on RHONY Season 5. First, the three discuss Charles’s introduction to SUP, how Sonja Morgan inspires his characters on TikTok, the Love Island industrial complex and taking things to a place of sliming/hot dogs.

On RHONY, Carole hosts the women on a lux excursion to St. Barths, and Luann is in the hot seat after allegedly cheating on Jacques with Johnny Depp lookalike Tomas the Pirate. Ramona tries to squeeze the info out of Tomas to in all her CIA-esque interrogation skills, but it’s no use. Sonja, possessed by sun and wine, sets her sights on the young libertine, and the two sneak off into the night for some anal in the garden of good and evil. After a glorious yacht trip the next day, Ramona and Sonja gird their loins for the arrival of Aviva, who forces Reid to accompany her on the harrowing plane ride into St. Barths, and arrives at the house to a less than enthusiastic reception. Disgusted by Ramona and Sonja, Aviva wages war in the name of Reid and Vassar College, dragging the girls trip into a night of screaming, tears, and Heather “Holla Mama” Thomson.
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In a brand new SUP series “GENIUS ALERT” Lara and Carey are joined by the inimitable duo from New York, Evan Lazarus and Amelia Ritthaler, hosts of the iconic Girls Rewatch podcast, to recap their favorite reality show episode of all time. They discuss their brief foray into LA and Evan’s perma-war with Bethenny Frankel, tracking her TikTok posting schedule and exploring the trials and tribulations of her post RHONY celebrity.

Then the four get right into Evan and Amelia’s pick of the litter: season 2, episode 6 of RHOBH… “Let the Games Begin.” Back in the golden days of 2011, LVP prepares to host a dinner to celebrate Pandora and Jason’s engagement, and terrorizes her long-suffering housekeeper Rosia. Taylor enlists LA’s premiere event coordinator Dana Wilkey to host an ill-conceived game night at her haunted house of terrors. Adrienne raises concerns to Kyle over Kim’s mental health after a troubling trip to Sacramento, then tells Brandi about her polarizing parenting style when her son pissed in Adrienne’s backyard.

At Dracula’s Castle (Dana’s house), the women —minus LVP and Adrienne —gather for no real food, bizarre desserts, a lack of furniture, and Dana’s cig-charred brow-nosing of the Sisters Richards. Brandi, on crutches, remains the outcast of the crew, forced to be on Kyle and Kim’s “celebrity” team. As Kim’s frequent bathroom trips and stage whispers, Brandi insults ramp up and the future face parasite victim is pushed to the brim, priming us for a showdown with two-thirds of the Richards coven and the “sl*t pig” heard ‘round the world!
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Lara and Carey return to Puerto Vallarta to check in with the San Fernando Valley’s greatest luminaries. But first they discuss tragic news about Lady Martha’s beloved bet bird Hecate, the future of Ladies of London: The New Reign, the artist formerly known as Club Chalamet meeting her match in a fellow Connor Storrie super-fan in Paris, and more details about Taylor Swift’s terrifying wedding at Madison Square Garden.

Back in Mexico, Schwartzapalooza comes to a screeching halt when the crew heads upstairs: Lala stays on Danny’s ass about his anti-Janet social media behavior, Zack channels Pazzazu to yell at his hags, Brittany finally gives Danny a piece of her bags-riddled mind, and Janet begins her fascinating, non-confrontational confrontations by addressing the ceiling, the ground — anywhere but in the direction of Danny and Nia. Doute hangs onto her own version of Luke’s parenting while Danny reveals his PTSD over being called out for sex pestery. On a shopping excursion, Nia lays onto Jinet — with Saerpent by her side — some more, causing Jinet to activate fight or flight mode (talking to herself, trolling Jesse for her massive debt); Michelle reveals Jesse’s zest for colonics.
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Lara and Carey return to the San Fernando to follow up with their favorite denizens of Hades, but first they discuss ‘Disclosure Day,’ Granpapa Speilberg, Emily Blunt’s performance of a lifetime, and thinspo aliens. They also talk the Modelland takeover of the internet, and Tyra Banks’s wonder emporium. Plus, a quick recap of the Summer House bonus episode at the very end!

Back on The Valley, the crew prepares to head to Mexico for the triple birthday extravaganza; Zack and Jasmine get butt facials and Brittany tells Doute she’s over her perma-stanning of Danny & Nia. Then to the Baja they go, and Doute’s travel anxiety gets the best of her, starting in the airport after she’s accosted in the restroom with Kaia by some Bravo fans. Her mood continues to darken, even with the help of her mystery sister Casey and her husband there to help with baby duty, Doute goes full Punisher mode and unleashes her post-partum stress on Luke. Schwartz’s musics festival themed birthday portion of the trip arrives just in time for a fearsome thunderstorm. Glug Glug hoots and hollers, Brittany —tubes out— rages in her GERD glory, Jesse confirms his brokenness, Jinet reveals her bisexual crush on Michelle, Doute sorrow-stomps through the Backrooms of the resort, and Serpent gains strength, biding her time until she strikes…
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