Valley of the Dolls Ep. 23 - The Forty-Five Year Itch (The Valley S2E11)
Lara and Carey are back together in the stu! They discuss new updates in the Bezos and Sanchez Satanic nuptials, including bone-chilling invitations, PR conspiracy theories, and a steely prenup. They also discuss Kelley Wolf’s unfortunate Instagram spiral and a meager victory in the quest for Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader financial supremacy. Back on The Valley, the crew prepares to head to Hawaii, where Luke continues prep for his surprise proposal to Doute. Under insurrection by life coach Scott, Jesse hosts another Men’s Rights Summit in his backyard, where the boys (minus Zack) talk feelings, latent alcoholism, and more. The ladies’ Mexican dinner is sidelined by Janet’s war with Doute and Nia; Jasmine and Melissa force everyone to do the unspeakable: participate in a field day competition. Jax, busted for his post-fake rehab deviant ways, gets stood up by Brittany at lunch. Then the sans-Jax group heads to Maui, where Luke gets pre-proposal nerves, Janet and Nia try to mend their schism, and Jesse prepares to confront Aaron. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Valley of the Dolls Ep. 22 - Gaping for God (The Valley S2E10) with John Arthur Hill
With Lara out of office, Carey enlists the help of dear friend and lifelong loler John Arthur Hill to guest co-host. They discuss messy gay representation on 2000s-era reality television, a Wahlberg-connected producer’s harrowing claim about Diddy in a LA Fitness steam room, a man who posed as a flight attendant on 120 flights, a woman who practiced therapy for three decades without a degree, and what schemes they would run as con artists.Back on The Valley, Jax is released from fake rehab, 30 days clean and ready for revenge. He assembles the boys at a steakhouse to guilt them for supporting Brittany and deflects onto Danny, who’s once more embroiled in booze-related drama with Jason and Janet. Nia and Danny help Luke plan his Hawaii proposal to Doute with a dose of God’s love, Michelle calls Jesse out for not letting their daughter see her dying grandmother, and Brittany reveals the humiliating secret of Jax’s secret burner account on Instagram. Jax crashes Benji’s surprise party and is comforting Ed by Zack about being a text terrorist, then gets served (finally!) divorce papers by Shawts Cartwright. All is right in the world once more…Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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PATREON TEASER: The Gloom Generation
Here’s a little taste of what’s happening on the $10 monthly tier!Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Valley of the Dolls Ep. 21 - The Shining 2: Darkside Danny (The Valley S2E9)
Lara and Carey are back over the hill in the gorgeous and legendary San Fernando Valley. But first, they discuss Zoe Saldaña announcing the obvious about her Oscar statuette and the dystopian horror of the Boston Dynamic robot dog can-can on the most recent America’s Got Talent. Back on The Valley, D-Day approaches: Jax will soon be released from “The Facility,” and Brittany is battening down the hatches. She reveals the “cardiac event” that landed Jax in hospital care was as fake as the rehab he’s pretending to be in. Janet, Jasmine, and Jason bury the beef over margaritas, as Doute’s role in their schism is uncovered. Scheana’s friend Jenna (of old VPR lore) tells Jesse about her past with Michelle’s boyfriend, and Michelle struggles with being in dire need of attention. Completing his coup d’e’tat to oust Jared Lips as Brittany’s best gay, Zack throws her a shawts fest at Jax’s Tavern on the eve of Jax’s return, but Danny’s inner glug-glug demon comes out to play once more. Not even Nia’s tried and true al anon extraction ritual may be able to save the day this time… Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Valley of the Dolls Ep. 20 - Kitchen Island Witchcraft (The Valley S2E8)
Lara and Carey discuss their favorite movie of the year (with spoilers) BRING HER BACK, Sally Hawkins’s unparalleled talent, using demonic bridges to bring their dogs back, Lara’s dreams of a tiny purse closet for Tony, and the terrifying concept of Labubu.Back on The Valley, Scheana’s famous enchiladas make another stellar cameo, and Janet conjures kitchen island witchcraft once more to control to turn people against Doute, Jasmine and Zack. Zack is in the doghouse after threatening Jared Lips; he also laments his splintered friendship with Brittany. Jasmine, Jason, and Janet face-off on the beach and Danny and Nia get lymphatic drainage for their Christian asses. Brittany makes a chilling discovery about the extent of Jax’s surveillance. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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