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Lara and Carey turn the page on another chapter of the inaugural Genius Alert series, this time calling in fellow Los Angeles reality scholar/social media star, Farai Bennett. They discuss Farai’s anti-Valley but (pro-SUP Valley) recaps mentality, Lara’s relationship to the VPR universe at large, and more. Together the three take on a doozy of an undertaking… recapping parts 1-4 of Kim's Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event in the seminal sixth season (eps 14 & 15) of the show that changed it all.

In 2011, where they lay their scene, Kim and Mama Kris dive into the abyss of wedding planning for her upcoming nuptials to rindom NBA star Kris Humphries, and from the start, the writing of their inevitable demise is on the rhinestoned walls. Humphries butts heads with the other Sisters Kardashian, mainly Khloe, who doubt his intentions with their sister and seek to protect their family’s already flourishing empire. Ignoring the warning signs, Kim buries herself in wedding prep, from a gaudy registry featuring Hermes plates to a custom-designed and fitted Vera Wang dress; Humph challenges the matriarchy, urging his bride-to-be to ignore her family's wishes, take his name and join him by the lake in Minnesota for a quieter life.

Meanwhile, Rob struggles with a junk food addiction, made worse by his sisters’ teasing, and Kris Jenner flirts with death and existential despair with a pre-wedding facelift. As tensions between Kim and Humphries mount, not even joint bachelorette/bachelor parties, a star-studded wedding guest list including Maria Menounos and Dina Lohan, and a $17 million paycheck can stop what’s coming: a 72 day marriage ending in divorce before the new year.

Follow Lara, Carey and Farai into Hetero Hell as they recap America’s princess in a time of statement jewelry and Tuscan-style mansions.
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Lara and Carey return with one last dispatch for the season three reunion of The Valley, but first they discuss Carey’s breaking medical news, Meghan and Harry’s California exodus back to the UK, a brand new blueberry recall, an Amazon drone mishap in Texas, a Chinese robot’s over-ambitious sprint, LA’s delivery robots meeting in the dead of night, and more.

Back on The Valley, Danny’s boozy shenanigans at Jasmine’s wedding are finally revealed and Team Booko goes into full crisis management mode. Danny blames not only Jinet but Jax for any negative opinions of over problem drinking, as Lala takes him to task over his supernatural lack of accountability. Michelle confronts her discomfort with Jesse and Lacy’s PDA; Zack and Doute apologize to Brittany for siding with Nia. Doute and Luke’s stellar relationship continues to be on display and Danny lists his one single regret. And the embers of another season disappear over the canyons of the San Fernando Valley, high above Santa Clarita and all its glittering horrors…
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Lara and Carey return for part II of the season three reunion for The Valley, but first they discuss the war against Bethenny’s Supermodel Cafe in The Hamptons, a mother/daughter duo’s war against Big Data Centers in the name of Christ, the bust of a well-oiled cocaine ring at a Penn Stare, and Marc Jacobs being open to styling Luigi Mangione.

Then on the Valley reunion, lunchtime is officially over, and Jesse and Michelle talk through their 1,000-year-long divorce and their tenuously peaceful co-parenting dynamic. Lacy calls out the perceived misogyny against her and Jesse’s relationship while Michelle fumes at Bunker Boss’s deep love with her ex-husband. Tom gushes over Kiana and his one-sided plans for a family, TomTom’s closure and “IP” up for sale, and breaking even despite all his clownery. Doute and Luke’s fraught love is put on trial, as all signs point to a split. Meanwhile the Capernas and the Bookos face-off once more in their multi lifetime-spanning feud. Danny and Nia continue their trad-marriage charade, denying Danny’s problem drinking. But Brittany clocks in during the last minute of the show, alluding to a Danny Glug Glug incident at Jasmine’s wedding that may alter the course of history forever.
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Lara and Carey lock back into the San Fernando Valley, but first they discuss Jax’s now-deleted tirade against Brittany on Instagram, Clavicular’s harrowing new transmoggification, the confounding wigs in the forthcoming The Beatles biopic, taking things to a place of Donna in The Grateful Dead, and more.

Then on part one of the Valley season three reunion, the cast assembles to air their grievances and show off their cockroach brown bow dresses. Michelle plays coy about Dr. Dre, much to Jesse’s annoyance, Brittany reveals just how much she’s still paying for Jax in their not-yet-finalized divorce, Jesse weeps over Michelle and Aaron’s breakup and Michelle gets into with Lacy over alleged scream psychosis. Lala reveals the “source” over her friendship breakup with Scheana, Zack is called out for hitching his wagon to Danny and Nia, Doute explains her divorce prediction for Jinet and Jason, Jinet and Zack make a quasi-truce and Brittany and Zack face the cracks in their 20-year-long friendship.
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Lara and Carey dive headfirst into another chapter of the inaugural GENIUS ALERT series, this time enlisting the help of bonafide genius, friend of the pod, musician and Los Angeles pod maven herself, Chloe Coover. They discuss Chloe’s lit’ral birthday, the Los Angeles of yesteryear, and the fall of celebrity culture.

Then they go back in time to the halcyon days to discuss Chloe’s favorite reality TV episode of all time: episode six of the first and only season of the seminal Pretty Wild. Aka “Vanity Unfair.” The Neiers sisters Alexis and Gabby, their adopted sister Tess and their mom/manager/homeschool teacher Andrea, navigate the glitz and glamour of 2010 LA, all while Alexis awaits sentencing for her role in the infamous Bling Ring.

Alexis is thrilled to be the subject of an upcoming Vanity Fair profile about the high profile crime, written by the one and only Nancy Jo Sales. She picks out what she believes are modest outfits for the interview, much to the horror of Gabby and Andrea. Tess and her Monroe piercing then continue to foster a one-sided relationship with Max, lead singer of emo band "Wicker" as they interrupt band practice while donning Uggz at the Groundworks on Sunset at 8pm. Gabby also pounds the pavement of Hollywood in search of a job, landing herself a spot at a pet store where she learns the ways of dog grooming and anal gland expression. Alexis gives a heart wrenching account of the Bling Ring and her plans to change the world à la Angelina Jolie to Nancy Jo, but is soon disgusted to see the final article, where Nancy’s slanderous spin on the 19-year-old enfant terrible is made immortal in ink. Then Alexis confronts Nancy Jo’s voicemail in the phone call scene that changed reality television forever.

Alexis, you f*cking rock, girl!

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