A listener challenges us to create a plan for evading capture as Ireland’s most wanted men. It leads to a stunningly shambolic scheme that includes life on the run in Donegal, hiding out in Newgrange and laying low in Terry’s sitting room, all while wasting your few quid on flights you didn’t need, and a needless shopping trip in Derry.There’s a debate over the complex boundary map of Dublin city centre, and frustration with a question about living life as a miniature version of yourself.Terence loses both a game of rock, paper, scissors and a bet about penalty taking in football – but despite accepting he’s lost the bet he’s still sure he’s also correct.Send your questions, comments, dilemmas, conspiracies, complaints, queries, theories, bets, recipes, challenges, and everything else to [email protected]
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Not Episode 200
It's a main bonus - Or a bonus main. Whatever it is, it's definitely NOT Episode 200, that's for sure.Terry has gone from zero tellys to two tellys, Calvin witnesses chaos on a plane between a dog and a cartoon character, and we at last get a dilemma, and get more than we bargained for.Send in your questions (and dilemmas!) to [email protected] sponsored by FBT Gyms.
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Bonus: Naas or Nagasaki
We return for 2025 with Terence dropping some hugely impressive trivia, before he loses all that new found credibility with a wild claim about the world’s oldest man living out his days in Kildare.We hear about a life changing confrontation with a new coffee machine, and Calvin looks for the humour in a toothbrush mix up.Terence is starting to come around to the idea he has a strange walk, and Calvin is questioning the sense of trans-Atlantic trips to take pictures of fried chicken.Send all of your questions (and everything else) to [email protected]
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Bonus: Petits Filous Pillows
Is duck sea food? Are rocks sea food? As the lads wrestle with these big questions, Terence learns ducks can fly, and that somehow leads to him defending the Phoenix Park against even the most misunderstood criticism.Have you ever been so scared it’s embarrassing? Ever so embarrassed it’s scary?We consider sending two former Talking Bollox guests into the celebrity jungle, and find ourselves torn in two while trying to decide between stones in the shoes or crumbs in the bed.Send your questions to [email protected]
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Bonus: Inner City Ironmen
2025 could be a year of great achievement for Terence and Calvin, or it’s at least starting with the intentions to be one; from swimming the Liffey to climbing Liberty Hall.And if that doesn’t pan out we can always fall back on Terry’s chipper that doesn’t sell chips or anything like them - charged up by his misplaced belief for a brief moment that Calvin is fully on board with it.On the subject of chippers, we mourn the loss of the great over stuffed chipper bag of chips – now seemingly a distant memory.And we hear about people getting caught out at work, everything from shadow boxing to raiding the pick and mix at the worst possible time.Send your questions to [email protected]
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