It's nothing bad I promise!Rated E because of my swears 🤣
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The Voyeurs Wink by allofthelights11
Disclaimer; I was not well at all recording this but it was part of the Dramione Summer Vacation Collab Collection 2025, and I'm stubborn as an ox. Please excuse the deathbed rasp.This fic was written by allofthelights11, whom I've had the pleasure of working with previously for Look At Me. The beautiful cover art was drawn by papercranesandapples who is an amazingly talented fanartist. Thank you to the both of them for being so patient with me.Link to the original fic so you can leave allofthekudos and 11 kisses to lights.https://archiveofourown.org/works/67856431
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Why Voldy Doesn't March Up to People's Doors, by AsILayDying
I came across this fic randomly and it made me snort juice up my nose and ruined my keyboard, hope you enjoy! I'm still ill and will be for a long time so hope my performance isn't too jarring but I don't want to stop recording, it's literally all I'm able to do while I wait for surgery. Summary: Sirius said to Harry in the fifth book that Voldemort doesn't march up people's houses and bang on their doors. Well that's because he doesn't have to. His faithful followers will do it for him. Complete insanity. Mild Draco/Hermione towards the end.https://archiveofourown.org/works/16560536Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤
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Glitch by gm_flowers, Chapter 5 - END
🤗 "And if you listen closely, you can hear the exact moment the podficcers heart breaks in half!" Thanks so much for listening and remember, I'm just the messenger 😘 go yell your appreciation at the author on AO3!I'll see you for the next podfic! (which will be a HEA!)TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive. I should also warn you this NOT a HEA!Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931603/chapters/123443542 Summary: Years after the war, Hermione is finally happy. She has an amazing job as an Unspeakable. Her friends are all doing well. Almost every stray Death Eater has been caught. And she has been married to Ron Weasley for five years.Everything was great and nothing could go wrong.Until the accident.Covert art credit goes to blueskiesrockyshore, I simply added text to it for this podfic. 😘Make sure to give the original work love and kudos! Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤
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Glitch by gm_flowers, Chapter 4
It's a bit late because I was in A&E with suspected gallstones last week and then rotted on Mario Kart while recovering from a flare up.😅 One day we'll have normal updates and it won't all be doom and gloom, I swear.TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive. I should also warn you this NOT a HEA!Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931603/chapters/123443542 Summary: Years after the war, Hermione is finally happy. She has an amazing job as an Unspeakable. Her friends are all doing well. Almost every stray Death Eater has been caught. And she has been married to Ron Weasley for five years.Everything was great and nothing could go wrong.Until the accident.Covert art credit goes to blueskiesrockyshore, I simply added text to it for this podfic. 😘Make sure to give the original work love and kudos! Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am human, we make mistakes. ❤
Taking a lil break before the next podfic!
Hey, I'm Gem, a fake scouse hermit. (she/her) Recording fanfiction in my free time scratches an itch I never knew I had, plus I love being able to give back to the community like this.
KEEP FANDOM FREE - No money or profits will be made from my podfics as it is ILLEGAL. All editing was done by myself on sleepless nights, authors were asked before recording, and no AI was used. Braces were though so excuse my inability to pronounce certain words. (TBA when Nagini cameo stops)
Thanks for listening!
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