The Boyscast with Ryan Long

• America Bans Fat Immigrants, Jimmy Kimmel's Wife VS Her MAGA Family & The TRUTH w/ Kurt Metzger

  Stand up Comedian Kurt Metzger joins the boys to discuss Jimmy Kimmel, Immigration requirements banning fat people, and dating like a lesbian in NYC. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Stash - Go to https://get.stash.com/boyscast to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for the perfect gift Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for up to 50% off. Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit. RYAN ON TOUR:  Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9  ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: [email protected]    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST

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• We Demand Sharia Law! & The Hilarious Program Giving Government Pr*stitutes to The Disabled

  Australia is reneging on their free prostitues, Mamdani wins the NY Mayoral election, and Teen Vogue is out of business. Extra Episode Every Week at Patreon.com/theboyscast SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year Cornbread - Cornbread Hemp - Go to https://cornbreadhemp.com/boyscast and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast and the offer to to get a FREE Welcome Kit with an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3 plus K2, when you first subscribe RYAN ON TOUR:  New York - Nov 7/8 Fort Worth  -Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31  Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Nashville - New Date TBA ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: [email protected]    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - Letters to Mamdani 01:11 - Intro 01:34 - Welcome to New York 04:32 - Headphone Dodgers 05:30 - Mamdani 15:45 - Tenets of Sharia Law 22:55 - Patrick Bet David / Back to Sharia Law 28:22 - Ryan's England joke 30:31 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 32:17 - AD - Cornbread Hemp - Go to https://cornbreadhemp.com/boyscast and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order 33:47 - Ginger Terrorists 36:50 - Progressive Christian Pastor 41:44 - Australia's prostitution laws 52:23 - Mob shows 1:02:12 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 1:03:53 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast and the offer to to get a FREE Welcome Kit with an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3 plus K2, when you first subscribe 1:07:14 - CEO wants free snizz 1:11:58 - Mystery 1:19:39 - All-female transition team for Mamdani 1:23:13 - Mental institutions 1:26:53 - Teen Vogue shut down 1:29:35 - Woman's husband finds out he has a weird fetish 1:30:50 - How to tell my family i'm asexual 1:32:41 - Millie Bobby Brown vs. David Harbour 1:34:36 - JD Vance & Erika Kirk hug 1:40:27 - Wrap up

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• Everyone is Getting Fired, Socialism is Catnip For Chicks & The Gold-digger Epidemic

  Spooky Halloween layoffs across every industry, hot chicks for Zohran, and the internet has decided Labor Diggers are worse than gold diggers. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Ridge - Go to https://ridge.com/boyscast for 10% off QUO - Go to https://quo.com/boyscast for 20% off your first 6 months Hello Fresh - Go to https://hellofresh.com/boyscast10fm for 10 free meals and free breakfast for life SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR:  New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9  ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: [email protected]    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters:   00:00 - Hooters girls are good as gold 00:55 - Intro 01:19 - Bad Halloween costumes 03:17 - Spooky layoffs 06:10 - Girls & politics 13:07 - Ryan's theory 15:57 - Cab example 19:35 - Another she-cession is here! 23:08 - Solutions for EBT 28:16 - AD - Ridge - Go to https://ridge.com/boyscast for 10% off 30:48 - AD - QUO - Go to https://quo.com/boyscast for 20% off your first 6 months 32:43 - Tinder for kids - what could go wrong? 39:10 - NY Election 46:44 - Hot girls for Cuomo 52:11 - Who has hotter girls Zohran or Cuomo? 57:00 - Free busses 59:17 - AD - Hello Fresh - Go to https://hellofresh.com/boyscast10fm for 10 free meals and free breakfast for life 1:01:15 - One Battle After Another review 1:04:41 - Ryan's dad / Danny's Uber rating 1:10:00 - Doug Ford ad 1:13:54 - The internet says these men are worse than gold diggers 1:24:30 - Who was the most successful gold digger? 1:28:33 - lil Pump 1:31:31 - Female Spies are waging war on tech industry with honey pots 1:37:23 - Real life wedding crashers Patreon tease 1:41:42 - Wrap up

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• Was the No Kings Protest for Old White Ladies? & Luigi Mangione Got beat Up By Thai Ladyboys

  No Kings criticized for lack of black people in attendance, 7 Ladyboys beat Luigi Mangione senseless before he was activated, and a heist in the Louvre SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized E.D. treatments Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year Cornbread Hemp - Go to https://cornbreadhemp.com/boyscast and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR:  New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9  ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: [email protected]    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - Video proof that Danny loves waiting in line 00:35 - Intro 00:59 - Go Blue Jays / Dates 02:30 - Ryan avoids promos 05:40 - Just the tip 07:33 - Luigi Mangione beaten up by 7 Thai ladyboys 14:10 - JJ on a solo trip 18:00 - London "woman" jailed for assault 22:38 - Louvre had its first heist in years 26:06 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized E.D. treatments 28:08 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 29:50 - No Kings 45:43 - Trump Macron handshake 51:42 - White women are on notice / Julia Fox can't handle men 56:51 - Taylor Swift is racist 1:00:06 - Spinsters & tradwives 1:05:59 - AD - Cornbread Hemp - Go to https://cornbreadhemp.com/boyscast and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order 1:07:34 - AD - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. 1:09:58 - NYC Mayoral race 1:21:17 - Boyscast intro got stitched 1:34:29 - No contact non-offending PDFile 1:41:03 - Wrap-up

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• CNN Says the Male Gaze is Back! Group Chats Take another Victim & A Very Cringe Israel Song

  Males be gazing, the young republicans group chats EXPOSED! And Mike Huckabee plays bass on the worst Lynyrd Skynyrd cover ever. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Rocket Money - Go to https://rocketmoney.com/boyscast to cancel subscriptions & reach your financial goals faster. True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR:  New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9  ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: [email protected]    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST     Chapters: 00:00 - The Male Gaze 01:04 - Intro 01:29 - Gifts from Eugene 03:50 - New Yorkers love lines 19:44 - Onlyfans movie / Wigger Contagion 25:24 - Crypto 28:16 - AD - Rocket Money - Go to https://rocketmoney.com/boyscast to cancel subscriptions & reach your financial goals faster. 30:47 - AD - True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! 32:28 - Mission Accomplished 42:18 - Mike Huckabee plays bass on the worst cover of Sweet Home Alabama you've ever heard 53:33 - Onslaught on mens group chats 1:06:38 - AD - Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas 1:08:36 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 1:10:40 - The Constitution / Racial differences 1:15:35 - Interracial dating 1:19:27 - Toodle-oo Netenyahu 1:20:39 - RFK accused of antisemitism for the wackiest reason / Foreskin regrowth reddit 1:40:21 - Portland nude bike ride / Big army boys 1:42:44 - Wrap up

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