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  • The Boyscast with Ryan Long

    Hell Breaks Loose After Lesbian Bar Lifts Mask Mandates

    25/09/2026 | 1h 37 mins.
    Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield MA ignites controversy by making N95 masking optional for one day out of the week, a female athlete is forced to apologize for pooping her pants, and Ed Sheeran is forced to apologize for pooping his pants.
     
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    Ryan Upcoming Shows: 
    Los Angeles - Oct 1
    Irvine - Oct 2 
    Phoenix - Oct 16-17
    Edmonton- Nov 5-7
    Calgary - Nov 12-14
    Salt Lake - Nov 20-21
    DC - Dec 3-5 
    Providence - Dec 10-12 
    San Diego - Dec 18-20
    Stockholm - Jan 20
    London  - Jan 21
    Dublin  - Jan 23
    Manchester  - Jan 24
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    Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy
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    AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489
     
    Chapters:
     
    00:00 - Welcome in New Studio!
    01:09 - Intro
    01:32 - Lesbian bar makes masking optional for one day of the week, all hell breaks loose
    26:27 - Dates - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong for tickets!
    26:46 - Audio of complaints
    42:37 - Anti-gay white reggae guy
    48:39 - AD - Mudflap - Go to muddy.com/boyscast for $100 in free fuel credit
    50:24 - Lauren Boebert calling people gay
    53:22 - Daily Wire movie
    54:57 - Seattle passes law making poly people a protected class
    1:02:15 - Ed Sheeran
    1:05:50 - Bilzerian Fuentes and Sneako calling eachother jewish
    1:08:50 - Sheeran's apology
    1:12:24 - Robert Kraft's antisemitism panopticon
    1:14:53 - Black feminist mom sends her child to the worst school imaginable to prove some sort of point
    1:23:38 - Poop apology
    1:30:46 - Huffpo's take
  • The Boyscast with Ryan Long

    The Tech Nerds are Crying Again! & The Hilarious Cancelling of a Black Juror

    17/09/2026 | 1h 33 mins.
    OpenAI's hugging face incident causes widespread alarm, the holdout juror on the Lindsay Clancy trial was a black man with a past, and Africans commit murders for a very funny reason.
     
    SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST!
    Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content
     
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    Lean - Go to https://takelean.com and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free rush shipping
    Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit
    Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts
     
    Upcoming Shows: 
    Tacoma - Sept 17-19
    Irvine - Oct 2 
    Phoenix - Oct 16-17
    Edmonton- Nov 5-7
    Calgary - Nov 12-14
    DC - Dec 3-5 
    Punchup.live/ryanlong
     
    Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy
    Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes 
    FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com
     
    To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast
     
    Ryan @ryanlongcomedy
    Danny @dannyjokes
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    Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy
    Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy
    tiktok @ryanlongcomedy 
    AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489
     
     
    Chapters:
     
    00:00 - Dates! - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong for tickets!
    00:15 - Intro
    00:39 - New Ali G is no bueno
    02:58 - Ed Sheeran vs. Mackelmore
    10:36 - AI
    15:22 - Meta Ray Ban anti-perv app
    30:13 - AD - Lean - Go to https://takelean.com and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free rush shipping
    31:12 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit
    32:46 - Can we chill?
    35:43 - Trump losing popularity
    37:51 - Too many peaks behind the curtain
    43:02 - How AI kills humans
    48:31 - Hunter Biden's pump & dump
    51:19 - It's the black juror's fault
    53:29 - A gender blob's take
    1:01:38 - AD - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts
    1:04:01 - Oprah
    1:15:28 - Genital Theft
    1:26:07 - Aaron Rodgers
    1:29:51 - I banged ugly people to unlearn my biases
    1:33:08 - Wrap up
  • The Boyscast with Ryan Long

    The INSANE Fallout from the Lindsay Clancy Mistrial

    10/09/2026 | 1h 35 mins.
    Lindsay Clancy case declared a mistrial, a socialism conference full of goofballs, and the Wheel of Fortune announcer gets got on a plane.
     
    SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST!
    Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content
     
    SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS!
    Kalshi - Download the Kalshi app and use code BOYSCAST to get $20 when you trade $20. 
    Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get unlimited premium wireless for $15 a month
     
    Upcoming Shows: 
    Tacoma - Sept 17-19
    Irvine - Oct 2 
    Phoenix - Oct 16-17
    Edmonton- Nov 5-7
    Calgary - Nov 12-14
    DC - Dec 3-5 
    Punchup.live/ryanlong
     
    Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy
    Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes 
    FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com
     
    To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast
     
    Ryan @ryanlongcomedy
    Danny @dannyjokes
    Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy
    Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy
    Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy
    tiktok @ryanlongcomedy 
    AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489
     
     
    Chapters:
     
    00:00 - Plastic cookies
    00:51 - Intro
    01:16 - New jobs but no boys allowed
    10:32 - DATES - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://dannyjokes.com for tickets!
    10:55 - Lindsay Clancy mistrial
    22:00 - Lawyer getting 15 minutes of fame 
    27:09 - California census adding Jews
    30:16 - AD - Kalshi - Download the Kalshi app and use code BOYSCAST to get $20 when you trade $20. 
    32:16 - Women going nuts over mistrial
    35:47 - Copycat-ladies
    38:32 - Digital cat-ladies / frozen eggs
    46:02 - Downfall of the Tik Tok generation
    52:33 - Hog enlargement death
    59:44 - AD - Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get unlimited premium wireless for $15 a month
    1:01:35 - PATREON - Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast to get a PREMIUM episode each week plus bonus content
    1:01:46 - Socialism conference whackos
    1:23:59 - Eiffel tower reopens after gaggle of Hindus sideline female staff
    1:25:44 - Wheel of fortune announcer is a pederast
  • The Boyscast with Ryan Long

    Daejon Love is the Funniest Scammer of All Time

    04/09/2026 | 1h 40 mins.
    Daejon Love's incredibly elaborate scamming, Lindsay Clancy fans interfere with the case, and Lake Ontario renamed Lake America.
     
    SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST!
    Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content
     
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    Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns
    Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription
    Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year
     
    Upcoming Shows: 
    Tacoma - Sept 17-19
    Irvine - Oct 2 
    Phoenix - Oct 16-17
    Edmonton- Nov 5-7
    Calgary - Nov 12-14
    DC - Dec 3-5 
    Punchup.live/ryanlong
     
    Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy
    Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes 
    FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com
     
    To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast
     
    Ryan @ryanlongcomedy
    Danny @dannyjokes
    Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy
    Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy
    Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy
    tiktok @ryanlongcomedy 
    AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489
     
    Chapters:
     
    00:00 - Daejon Love
    00:12 - Intro
    00:36 - Daejon Love deep dive
    17:09 - DATES - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong for tickets!
    17:28 - Daejon Love videos
    33:01 - AD - Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns
    35:02 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription
    37:07 - Daejon's texts
    53:44 - Jason Arday
    59:46 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year
    1:02:08 - Lindsay Clancy fans compromising trial
    1:07:53 - Times square knife lady
    1:10:27 - Empathy for the Inconveniencer
    1:17:05 - LA Councilwoman shoots down "sex huts" for the homeless
    1:22:16 - Lake America
    1:26:11 - Canadians become more liberal as they age
    1:31:25 - Jelly Roll hosting Kimmel
    1:34:07 - No more hot female athlete photos
    1:38:08 - Female action heroes
  • The Boyscast with Ryan Long

    Indians Won't Stop Abusing Airport Wheelchairs, Canada VS America & CPAP Baddies

    28/08/2026 | 1h 45 mins.
    Indians abuse the right to free wheelchairs, Canada is not happy with the latest round of US tariffs, and CPAP machines are so hot right now.
     
    SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST!
    Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content
     
    SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS!
    Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts
    Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit
     
    Upcoming Shows: 
    Tacoma - Sept 17-19
    Irvine - Oct 2 
    Phoenix - Oct 16-17
    Edmonton- Nov 5-7
    Calgary - Nov 12-14
    DC - Dec 3-5 
    Punchup.live/ryanlong
     
    Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy
    Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes 
    FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com
     
    To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast
     
    Ryan @ryanlongcomedy
    Danny @dannyjokes
    Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy
    Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy
    Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy
    tiktok @ryanlongcomedy 
    AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489
     
    Chapters:
     
    00:00 - Montezuma's Revenge
    02:27 - Fan-made love meter at https://lovemeter.bolt.host
    05:10 - Freedom coffee
    10:09 - CPAP Baddies
    16:40 - Poly couple / bullying
    27:26 - AD - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts
    30:14 - USA vs. Canada
    42:57 - What's the beef?
    52:58 - Cab driver with bits
    54:32 - Canadian dairy cartel
    1:02:32 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit
    1:04:20 - Indians on wheelchairs in the airport
    1:07:02 - Flock cameras
    1:22:01 - Indian teen killed for his testicles / Meta lawsuit
    1:24:30 - Lindsay Clancy
    1:33:05 - 49ers coach caught soliciting
    1:39:35 - Penn State coke ring
    1:41:14 - Great ratio at the Mexican pool party
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About The Boyscast with Ryan Long
Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.
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