The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Michael Malice joins the boys to discuss the rift in MAGA, the Pope versus AI and how to get Jake Tapper on the show.
 
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Chapters:
00:00 - The Boys / Jake Tapper / Trip to Mar A Lago 
08:20 - Freedom fest
10:59 - Worst Joke / Kenny Hotz / Trump Wedding
20:12 - North Korea
28:02 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics
30:02 - Which race of Asian looks most same? / UK uglies
41:34 - Toronto 
46:10 - Biggest Anarchist
50:21 - Collapse of the British Empire
53:07 - I don't miss NY
56:06 - Pope vs AI
58:48 - DATES - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://punchup.live/dannypolishchuk for tickets!
59:26 - AI Accelerationist
1:01:20 - Hypochondria
1:05:48 - People at eachothers throats
1:21:36 - How to get Jake Tapper on the show
1:23:50 - Kevin Hart roast
1:36:07 - Enhanced games
1:42:43 - Wrap up / Cuba

Chud the Builder's slur-spree ends predictably, Chinese spies are among us, and a breakdown of the Roast of Kevin Hart
 
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Boston - July 17
Denver - July 23-25
Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1
Nashville - Aug 12/13
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Tacoma - Sept 17-19
Phoenix - October 16-17
Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7
Calgary - Nov 12-14
DC - Dec 3-5 
Providence - Dec 10-12
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Brooklyn, NY - June 4th
Stamford - June 6th
Atlanta - June 11th
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Atlantic City, July 19th
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Chapters:
00:00 - Pregame
00:15 - Intro
00:38 - Joey Chestnut on probation / Dinner with competitive eater
09:44 - Facts from Detroit
11:46 - Testosterone leads to fairness
16:38 - Dates - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://punchup.live/dannypolishchuk for tickets!
17:02 - CBC Prank show scandal
21:22 - Mamdani
25:46 - AI Data Centers are good!
30:17 - AD - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts
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34:36 - HuffPo says have some modesty abroad for chrissakes
40:14 - White guys comedy talk shows
42:47 - Theory on partisan politics
46:40 - Race war has begun
48:42 - Chud
1:09:59 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics
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1:13:01 - Nate Diaz
1:14:08 - Kevin Hart Roast
1:22:15 - Political comentator impression
1:27:25 - Trump reply guys
1:34:16  - Ryan's Uber story
1:42:12 - California Mayor admits to being agent for China
1:46:36 - Sikh man stabs a guy and police arrest stab-victim
1:49:41 - Wrap up

Muslims have a  bone to pick with progressive ideology, Hanta Virus outbreak on a nightmare cruise, and Spencer Pratt's mayoral candidacy.
 
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Upcoming Shows: 
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Lansing - May 17
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Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7
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Atlantic City, July 19th
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Chapters:
 
00:00 - This week on Boyscast
00:14 - Intro
00:37 - Danny has Hantavirus
00:55 - Legionnaires disease
02:39 - Spencer Pratt
11:51 - Minneapolis
14:46 - 4 Shows 2 Jews
15:36 - Muslims vs. Progressives
21:06 - Woman protesting nude in a bell
24:08 - Space Vacation
25:54 - Richard Pryor talks about being cancelled
26:49  - Democrats became uncool
28:55 - DATES - go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://punchup.live/dannypolishchuk for tickets!
29:21 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your FREE online consultation
31:08 - AD - Dose - Go to https://dosedaily.co/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST to get 35% off your first month subscription
32:58 - Hantavirus / Cruises are nightmares
39:51 - Covid Zero folks weigh in on Hantavirus
44:57 - Ukraine war maybe ending?
47:23 - Epstein's note
52:56 - Running yourself ragged
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1:05:00 - Elon vs. Sam Altman
1:13:01 - Telus in hot water for AI voice changers
1:18:04 - Misogyny with a marketing budget
1:23:29 - Catholic AI
1:29:04 - Gwen Stefani 
1:35:13 - MIA gets kicked off tour
1:39:51 - Wrap up

Crazy JP Morgan scandal, the Met Gala is halloween for rich people, and Bryan Johnson continues to be weird on twitter.
 
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Upcoming Shows: 
Minneapolis - may 8/9
Chicago - May 12-14 
Detroit - May 15-16 
Lansing - May 17
Winnipeg - Jun 4-6
Spokane - June 18-20
Boston - July 17
Denver - July 23-25
Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1
Nashville - Aug 12/13
Kansas City - Aug 14/15
Tacoma - Sept 17-19
Phoenix - October 16-17
Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7
Calgary - Nov 12-14
DC - Dec 3-5 
Providence - Dec 10-12
Punchup.live/ryanlong
 
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San Diego - May 6 
Chandler, AZ - May 7
East Providence, RI - May 17th
Brooklyn, NY - June 4th
Stamford - June 6th
Atlanta - June 11th
Cleveland - June 12th
Portland, ME - June 14th
Tacoma, WA - July 15th
Spokane, WA - July 16th
Atlantic City, July 19th
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AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489
 
Chapters:
00:00 - Met Gala is halloween for rich people
8:13 - Dates - go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets!
10:00 - Chirayu Rana
11:47 - Catch me if you can was BS
14:28 - JP Morgan
21:23 - Chirayu's other scams
23:35 - Canadian memes
24:22 - The things women do for men
26:25 - Any job is a woman's job (as long as there's air conditioning)
27:32 - JP Morgan cont'd
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33:00 - Rana's ChatGPT logs
46:11 - Bollywood sketch
51:12 - Infowars bought by the Onion
54:08 - Mamdani
57:06 - 7th grade boys calling lunch goyslop
1:01:00 - Fat made a comeback
1:03:12 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription
1:04:55 - Cuck of the Week
1:17:40 - Meghan Thee Stallion & Etsy witches
1:20:09 - Ian Lara's witch doctor story
1:22:43 - Scandalous discovery
1:26:33 - Bryan Johnson and his girl's vag
1:29:55 - Weird Science
1:34:16 - Wrap up

Shots fired at the WHCD, Activists are up to their old tricks, and Danny & Ryan recount their Bitcoin Conference appearance
 
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Upcoming Shows: 
Portland - May 1-3
Minneapolis - may 8/9
Chicago - May 12-14 
Detroit - May 15-16 
Lansing - May 17
Winnipeg - Jun 4-6
Spokane - June 18-20
Boston - July 17
Denver - July 23-25
Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1
Nashville - Aug 12/13
Kansas City - Aug 14/15
Tacoma - Sept 17-19
Phoenix - October 16-17
Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7
Calgary - Nov 12-14
DC - Dec 3-5 
Providence - Dec 10-12
Punchup.live/ryanlong
 
Danny Shows:
Ocala, FL - May 2nd
San Diego - May 6th
Chandler - May 7th
East Providence, RI - May 17th
Brooklyn, NY - June 4th
Tacoma, WA - July 15th
Spokane, WA - July 16th
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AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489