The Inline G Flute Podcast

Local DJ, Podcaster and Music Expert “Marcus Can’t Dance” joins me for the third annual Kölner Karneval music special, recorded in the Südstadt’s iconic Hammond Bar.

Marcus takes us through the earlier music of Karenval from Willy Ostermann, Bläck Fööss and Höhner, to BAP and LSE, right up to Kasalla, Querbeat and Cat Ballou. He chats the linear progression between them all, their links to left-wing politics and what the future of Karneval music holds.
Kölle Alaaf x

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Chapters:
00:00 - Introduction
02:51 - The First Ever Karneval Song
06:57 - Willy Ostermann
19:16 - Bläck Fööss
43:21 - Höhner and King Size Dick
46:48 - Zeltinger Band
50:50 - Bap and Rapping Karneval
1:01:28 - LSE and Arsch Huh
1:10:28 - Viva Colonia and Brings
1:16:18 - Kasalla and EMI Collapse
1:22:31 - Querbeat and 2026

A complete (ish) history of the wind quintet, and why it’s the sexiest chamber music group in the classical music canon.
I also explore why we say “chamber” and discuss the wankiness of it. 

Grma x

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Or if you'd rather not spend money, subscribing to my YouTube channel and following me on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok is a HUGE way to support the podcast. It'll cost you nothing, and it really makes a difference to the algorithm gods. So please interact however you can; like, comment, or subscribe, and help keep this podcast lit x

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Chapters:
00:00 - Wee Music for Wee Rooms
07:30 - Francesco or Franz
16:58 - Anton Reicha AKA Dad
22:05 - Woodwinds Revolution

A look at Self Determination Theory, Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs, Expectancy Theory and how it all affects the classical musician.

Followed by a small caveat on the mediocrity of Turkish cuisine.
Grma x 

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Inline G will ALWAYS be free of charge, but signing up to the Patreon helps let this podcast reach new heights, if you can afford it. You'll also get to ask questions to upcoming guests as well as get early access to some episodes. 

Or if you'd rather not spend money, subscribing to my YouTube channel and following me on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok is a HUGE way to support the podcast. It'll cost you nothing, and it really makes a difference to the algorithm gods. So please interact however you can; like, comment, or subscribe, and help keep this podcast lit x

And finally; use the code “INLINEG” online or in person at Flute Center for; 5% off accessories, 10% off all sheet music, free shipping on new instruments and free shipping to trial instruments (USA only.)

Chapters:
00:00 - Submitted Poetry
05:46 - Intrinsic, Extrinsic and Other Motivations
11:43 - Maslow’s Pyramids
14:58 - Self Determination Theory (SDT)
18:33 - Expectancy Theory and Ageism
26:40 - Applying Motivation

Tempo has became part of the lexicon of modern football, however it’s always been a core term in classical music parlance. 

I take a look at the etymology of the word, the exclusionary nature of it in English and how exactly to define it across both disciplines. 

Grma x

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Inline G will ALWAYS be free of charge, but signing up to the Patreon helps let this podcast reach new heights, if you can afford it. You'll also get to ask questions to upcoming guests as well as get early access to some episodes. 

Or if you'd rather not spend money, subscribing to my YouTube channel and following me on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok is a HUGE way to support the podcast. It'll cost you nothing, and it really makes a difference to the algorithm gods. So please interact however you can; like, comment, or subscribe, and help keep this podcast lit x

And finally; use the code “INLINEG” online or in person at Flute Center for; 5% off accessories, 10% off all sheet music, free shipping on new instruments and free shipping to trial instruments (USA only.)

Chapters:
00:00 - Ian Holloway on Hamsters
07:07 - Etymology of Tempo
15:44 - Beethoven’s Metronome
22:00 - Beethoven’s Italian Mess
26:48 - What’s in it for you?

This week’s episode went a little off the rails as I chat about the power of nostalgia and the guilt of self-assigned artistic goals.
Sorry I missed last week, there’s an apology in here too.

grma x

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Inline G Patreon ⭐️
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Inline G will ALWAYS be free of charge, but signing up to the Patreon helps let this podcast reach new heights, if you can afford it. You'll also get to ask questions to upcoming guests as well as get early access to some episodes. 

Or if you'd rather not spend money, subscribing to my YouTube channel and following me on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok is a HUGE way to support the podcast. It'll cost you nothing, and it really makes a difference to the algorithm gods. So please interact however you can; like, comment, or subscribe, and help keep this podcast lit x

And finally; use the code “INLINEG” online or in person at Flute Center for; 5% off accessories, 10% off all sheet music, free shipping on new instruments and free shipping to trial instruments (USA only.)

Chapters:
00:00 - Self-Assigned Pressure
11:15 - Why Nostalgia is so Lovely 
20:50 - Emotional Investment as a Listener
30:42 - Paddy Begs for his Supper