The You You Are Podcast

We all know that protein is the big nutrition trend right now. Protein shakes. Protein bars. Protein cookies. Protein coffee. But only the real ones know about that HDP!

What is it? Who cares!
Where does it come from? Shut up!

Your micropodcast hosts, Kali T. and Roddy G., are ready to Protein-maxxx with HDP... are you?!

This week's episode is sponsored by HDP: "Forget joining the gym - you just joined The Hive!"

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Theme song: “The Devil’s Piano” by Audio Hertz
Recorded and Edited by Kali Thomas and Rodnesha Green

Looks like even The Joined are on the alternative milk train!

While your hosts, Kali and Rodnesha, do appreciate non-dairy options, we feel like this "milk" in this reality is far worse than anything from a cow ever could be.

Looks like Big Hive Mind is ready to rearrange the food pyramid, and from the looks of it, Carol is not... down.

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Theme song: “The Devil’s Piano” by Audio Hertz
Recorded and Edited by Kali Thomas and Rodnesha Green

Please, please, please... Carol, Stooooop!
Please, please please... You pumped my body full of drugs, now my heart's 'bout to pop!
Honesty's one thing, coercion's another.
Not our fault, your book wasn't liked by your lover, ahhhhhh!
Please, please, PLEASE!

Join Kali and Rodnesha as they explore the depths to which Carol is willing to go to get the answers she seeks from The Hive.

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Theme song: “The Devil’s Piano” by Audio Hertz
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In the words of the great poet Bruno Mars, "I'd catch a grenade for ya... You know I'd do anything for ya...Carol."

This week on PLURIBUS, the Hive Mind is taking their relationship with Carol to the next level... the threat level to be precise. And this episode has everything:
- Supermarket sweeps
- Nuclear registries
- Parades of Plain People
- Ventriloquism
- Girls Behaving Badly
- The Xannie-Poppin Ladies... and more!

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Theme song: “The Devil’s Piano” by Audio Hertz
Recorded and Edited by Kali Thomas and Rodnesha Green

"Are ya ready, kids?!" "Aye-Aye, Captain!"

Come set sail with our adventuresome duo, Kali and Rodnesha, as they journey into the tranquil sea of conformity that is Pluribus.

In this episode, a familiar-looking "Pirate Lady" graces Carol's doorstep - an apparent peace offering from "The Joined". We also learn more about this synchronous entity's agenda, which is... to make us happy?

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Theme song: “The Devil’s Piano” by Audio Hertz
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