Dylan spends Memorial Day doing what he loves most: talking to himself about Bravo. He breaks down the last-minute Emmy campaign for Vanderpump Rules this season, and weighs its chances against the competition. Then, he recaps the latest Top Chef, where optical illusions are met with contestant delusions, and the final four book their tickets to the Paris finale. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s Pump Rules Rewind, it’s a landmark occasion: SUR Pride. Dylan and Sami re-litigate Scheana rubbing sunscreen on a shirtless Jax, and unpack the downward spiral of the Stassi/Jax relationship. More importantly, they stop to salute the statement necklaces and relatable (terrible) style that marked the early days of VPR. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It may be Dylan’s birthday, but that can’t stop him from sitting down with Taylor Jackson to discuss the real important event of the week: the Vanderpump Rules reunion. They talk through all the biggest developments, from Raquel’s sad little trailer to Sandoval’s individual interview. They also debate Schwartz’s handling of the situation, and whether Lisa’s strategy of not choosing sides is sustainable amid such a massive divide. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In a post-finale, pre-reunion fugue state, Dylan and Jordana sit down to recap Teresa’s Jersey wedding special, which felt curiously low-budget. They get into the major plot points, including the handling of the Gorga situation, Margaret’s muddled choices, and the dorters’ joint confessional setup. Later, they discuss what to expect at the upcoming reunion. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dylan is back with RHOA and Top Chef recaps to kick off the week. On RHOA, BravoCon tea turns into real storylines, while Drew briefly performs with Candiace and Marlo has a post-production meltdown about… we’re not quite sure. Then, he talks about Top Chef, where dishwashers are deployed for sponsorship purposes and beef wellington is front and center. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices