Two Guys on a Plane

• Flight Attendant Holiday Traditions & The Best Christmas Markets in Europe

  In this episode, we’re diving headfirst into the chaos, comfort, and absolute craziness of spending the holidays as flight attendants—and we brought two of our favorite people along for the ride. We’re joined by our friends and fellow crew members, Bre ane Caleb, who have somehow managed to turn missed holidays, graveyard-view hotel rooms, and granola-bar “Christmas dinners” into some of the most magical traditions we’ve ever experienced.Together, we talk about the wild layovers that shaped us, the unexpected friendships that kept us sane, and how creating our own traditions—like our now-annual Christmas market trips—has turned some of the hardest moments of the job into the ones we cherish most. Grab your glühwein, buckle in, and get in the holiday spirit with us.Want to join us on our next Christmas Market trip!? We’re going to Latvia, Estonia, and Lithuania in 2026! Tap here to learn more!Watch the full episode on YouTubeEpisode Highlights: [2:01] Caleb’s legendary “baby gun” passenger story [4:22] Bri’s unforgettable mid-flight wetsuit moment [7:54] How we all randomly met (and re-met) in Budapest [9:42] Champagne in coach & the accidental birth of a friendship [12:18] Caleb & Rich trauma-bond on a truly awful layover [13:44] Holiday layovers from graveyards to granola-bar “dinners” [15:21] A senior mama turns Fourth of July into pure magic [17:12] The Christmas dinner that wasn’t free… until it wasn’t [19:16] How Caleb & Bri started their Christmas market tradition [20:55] Why slowing down at holiday markets keeps us coming back [23:04] The first market trip we crashed—Drew becomes obsessed [25:21] Caleb’s bar-fight scar (and why he earned it) [26:55] Keeping traditions alive even as seniority shifts [28:29] This year’s destination reveal: Innsbruck, Austria [29:58] Why small-town Christmas markThoughts on this episode? Text us!The Hook and Bridge PodcastA place for Music, Comedy, and FriendshipListen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifySupport the show✈ This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app! If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out StaffTraveler for free in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Download StaffTraveler ✈ Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show! Submit Your 'Galley Gossip' Story ✈ We love people and we love to travel... no, seriously! Want to join us on one of our upcoming group trips? Check out the link below for current trips! Travel With Us ✈ We couldn’t do it without you! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Join Us on Patreon

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• Is Flying Standby Worth It? Our Favorite Nonrev Adventures

  Ever wonder what it’s like to fly the skies on a whim, hopscotching from one city (or country!) to another without a confirmed seat in sight? In this episode, we’re diving deep into the wild, wonderful world of non-rev adventures — the ultimate flight attendant perk. From unexpected detours to last-minute jaunts across the globe, we’re sharing our favorite standby travel stories and tips for how to navigate the chaos with humor and heart.We’re spilling all the tea on the perks (and perils) of standby flying, including how we once jet-set to Paris for a croissant and how an Uber across state lines helped Rich hit his 50th state just in time. Whether you're a seasoned staff traveler or just curious about how flight crews make the most of their benefits, this episode is packed with laughs, travel inspo, and a healthy dose of galley gossip.Watch the full episode on YouTubeEpisode Highlights:[0:21] Why we became flight attendants (hint: free flights) [1:09] The chaos of holiday travel and how to survive it [2:15] Drew’s uncle gets a rude awakening about buying standby tickets [4:48] Rich’s unforgettable birthday flight to San Juan and why crew love crew [7:45] The beauty of reciprocal travel agreements among airlines [8:39] Drew’s Boston-to-Vegas pivot: why winter weather can't stop a standby trip [13:01] Winning the non-rev game: rerouting through Vegas to beat the crowd home [14:50] How StaffTraveler saved our Minneapolis concert plans [16:21] The breakfast-in-Paris trip that almost derailed our wedding planning [18:50] Rich’s epic quest to hit all 50 states — including an Uber across the Dakotas [22:46] Our whirlwind 7-country vacation and why Egypt blew us away [24:03] Pro tips for newbie non-revs: buffer days, backup plans, and bathroom couches [25:00] Galley Gossip: The “cloud” coming from the engine that wasn’tThoughts on this episode? Text us!Support the show✈ This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app! If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out StaffTraveler for free in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Download StaffTraveler ✈ Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show! Submit Your 'Galley Gossip' Story ✈ We love people and we love to travel... no, seriously! Want to join us on one of our upcoming group trips? Check out the link below for current trips! Travel With Us ✈ We couldn’t do it without you! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Join Us on Patreon

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• From Combat Boots to Cabin Crew with Keturah Johnson

  In this special Veterans Day episode, we sit down with the incomparable Keturah Johnson—combat veteran, flight attendant, and International Vice President of AFA-CWA. As the first queer woman of color and veteran elected to serve in this powerful union role, Keturah shares her extraordinary journey from the tarmac to the battlefield to the picket lines. She opens up about her military service during “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” her fierce advocacy for trans rights, and the fight for visibility and equity in aviation.This conversation is full of heart, truth, and power. We dive into what it means to wear the uniform—both in the military and in the skies—as a queer person of color, and how union activism is helping change the future of the flight attendant profession. Keturah brings receipts, realness, and the kind of candid insight that will leave you inspired (and maybe a little fired up). You don't want to miss this one.Watch the full episode on YouTubeEpisode Highlights:[0:21] Introducing Keturah Johnson and why she’s the perfect Veterans Day guest [1:20] That time Keturah met Joe Biden at the airport—aviators and all [2:42] From catering planes to the National Guard—Keturah’s journey into the military [5:00] Deployed to Afghanistan: surviving combat under “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” [7:04] “Don’t clap for veterans—vote for them.” Keturah gets real about systemic neglect [10:57] Growing up in Kenya and how that shaped her global worldview [13:20] Losing her locks in the military and reclaiming identity through union activism [21:57] Fighting for uniform choice and pushing back from day one [24:22] Union leadership 101—stepping into power and demanding representation [27:44] Why diverse leadership matters and the power of being unapologetically visible [30:50] The importance of visibility through pins, pronouns, and showing up [32:47] Becoming the first queer woman of color elected to high AFA office [35:06] Dealing with respThoughts on this episode? Text us!The Hook and Bridge PodcastA place for Music, Comedy, and FriendshipListen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifySupport the show✈ This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app! If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out StaffTraveler for free in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Download StaffTraveler ✈ Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show! Submit Your 'Galley Gossip' Story ✈ We love people and we love to travel... no, seriously! Want to join us on one of our upcoming group trips? Check out the link below for current trips! Travel With Us ✈ We couldn’t do it without you! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Join Us on Patreon

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• Airplane Etiquette: The Unspoken Rules of Flying

  Have you ever wished there was a school for airplane passengers? Well, class is in session! In this episode, we're diving headfirst into the do’s and don’ts of airplane etiquette, straight from the galley to your ears. From overhead bin blunders to bare feet horror stories, we’re breaking down everything that makes us cringe—and laugh—when flying the friendly skies. And yes, we’ve got thoughts on your speakerphone convos and tuna sandwiches too.We’re sharing real listener stories, our own in-flight drama, and hilarious personal experiences that highlight the bizarre (and sometimes brilliant) behavior we see onboard. If you’ve ever flown—or plan to—you won’t want to miss this crash course in sky manners. Bonus: You might just walk away knowing the true rules of the armrest game.Watch the full episode on YouTubeEpisode Highlights:[0:39] We kick off class—welcome to the school of airplane etiquette. [1:26] Rich shares a passenger meltdown over a tight connection... and poor decision-making. [4:58] Andrew's “everything went wrong” trip, complete with delays, storms, and missed trains. [9:04] We react to your listener-submitted etiquette gripes—starting with bare feet on bulkheads. [10:50] Armrest rules, manspreading, and who controls the window shade—welcome to Sky Law. [14:44] Speakerphone sagas, juicy convos, and when it's okay (maybe) to listen in. [17:01] PSA: Stop yanking seatbacks to stand up—your seatmate’s neck will thank you. [18:04] The overhead bin shuffle—get what you need before sitting down! [19:25] Safety demo respect, headphone etiquette, and who deserves your “thank you.” [22:02] Don’t poke the flight attendant... or touch us anywhere else either. [23:06] The great overhead bin debate—move my bag? Drew says yes. Rich says... ask first. [26:24] The etiquette of bathroom use—just don’t. Unless you must. Then spritz, please. [28:01] Whispered convos, stinky food, and should you snore? [Thoughts on this episode? Text us!The Hook and Bridge PodcastA place for Music, Comedy, and FriendshipListen on: Apple Podcasts SpotifySupport the show✈ This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app! If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out StaffTraveler for free in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Download StaffTraveler ✈ Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show! Submit Your 'Galley Gossip' Story ✈ We love people and we love to travel... no, seriously! Want to join us on one of our upcoming group trips? Check out the link below for current trips! Travel With Us ✈ We couldn’t do it without you! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Join Us on Patreon

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• Jet Lag 101: The Flight Attendant Survival Guide

  Jet lag—it’s that relentless travel companion we never asked for but always seem to bring along. In this episode, we’re unpacking the reality of jet lag from the flight attendant perspective: what works, what totally doesn’t, and the hilarious and horrifying travel stories we’ve collected along the way. Whether you’re someone who swears by strategic napping or you’re just trying to make it to the Airbnb without puking into a canal (hi, Amsterdam), this one’s for you.We’re also diving into TikTok travel trends, influencer airport fails, and the magic of “cart chemistry” on long-haul flights. Plus, we’re dishing out the best jet lag tips we’ve got—from hydration hacks to buffer day brilliance—and, of course, sharing one outrageous galley gossip tale involving a mystery mouse. Grab your melatonin (or maybe don’t), and buckle up for a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud episode that proves no one is immune to the jet lag struggle.Watch the full episode on YouTubeEpisode Highlights:[0:21] – That burning passenger question: “How do you deal with jet lag?” [1:25] – Drew gets randomly selected at TSA and has thoughts on viral TikTok trends (spoiler: they’re not cute) [4:24] – Airport train TikTok chaos: SEPTA isn’t here for your influencer moment [5:48] – Meet "cart chemistry": when your inflight service partner is your soul twin [7:28] – Amsterdam anniversary trip: jet lag + weak stomach = canal drama [11:55] – Portugal panic: no sleep + no public bathrooms = street meltdown [15:12] – Rich’s Mrs. Doubtfire nap: the Christmas show he totally slept through [16:29] – The food trick that saved us: bringing your own sandwich [18:56] – Shoutout to StaffTraveler: how we survive the non-rev chaos [22:07] – Why grace and buffer days save our relationship (and our sanity) [25:50] – Sleep aids? Not for us. We’ll take strategic naps and caffeine instead [28:46] – Move your body? Sure—but not in the aisle, please [30:34] – Bali belly defeated: probiotics, prep time, and a 24-hour nap win [31:15] – Best advice ever? Always plan a buffer day [31:55] – Galley Gossip: a passenger tries to smuggle a mouse onto a plane. Yes, really. [34:49] – Big thanks to our Patreon senior mamas—your support means the world [36:13] – Sponsor shoutout: StaffTraveler—because non-rev needs a little help sometimesThoughts on this episode? Text us!Support the show✈ This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app! If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out StaffTraveler for free in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Download StaffTraveler ✈ Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show! Submit Your 'Galley Gossip' Story ✈ We love people and we love to travel... no, seriously! Want to join us on one of our upcoming group trips? Check out the link below for current trips! Travel With Us ✈ We couldn’t do it without you! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Join Us on Patreon

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