Not so Christian Brothers

It is time to announce our very first Tefal toaster winner! In this week's After-Show, Colm Hayes, Justin Caffrey, and Terry Tech reveal the lucky Dublin listener taking home a brand-new top-of-the-range toaster worth over €100. But do not worry if you missed out—there are still TWO more premium T-fal toasters left in the studio giveaway!
The conversation kicks off with family memories, as the brothers recall an eccentric uncle who promised an inheritance for fifty years, only to leave behind a pair of driving gloves. They explore the strange phenomenon of naming all your children the same name, before shifting to modern technology and interrailing across Europe.
Justin shares how his son navigates major European cities using TikTok as a real-time Lonely Planet guide, leading to a debate on why younger generations prioritise experiences over buying physical items. Plus, the lads review Season 5 of The Bear, discuss restaurant culture, and address the podcast's rapidly growing male viewership!
🎁 THE NATIONAL T-FAL TOASTER GIVEAWAY CONTINUES! 🎁We still have TWO Tefal toasters to give away over the next two Sundays!To enter, make sure you like this show, subscribe to the podcast, share the episode, and tag a friend in the comment section!
Catch a brand new episode of the Not So Christian Brothers twice a week:🎙️ Main Show: Every Thursday @ 6:00 PM🎤 The After-Show: Every Sunday @ 8:00 AM
Hit follow, leave a rating, and share this episode with a friend today!
Chapter Timings
00:00 - Baby Names: Tyson Fury & The Prince Trend
00:30 - Announcing Our First T-fal Toaster Winner!
02:30 - How to Enter for the Remaining Two Toaster Giveaways
03:38 - Godfather Duties & Family Inheritance Stories
05:51 - Uncle Arthur’s Will: £500 Sterling vs. A Pair of Driving Gloves
07:53 - Adult Subscription Platforms & Social Media Trends
10:34 - Inter-railing in 2026: Using TikTok as the New Lonely Planet
12:45 - How TikTok Search Works for Travel, Coffee, & Restaurants
15:46 - TV Review: The Bear Season 5 & The Realities of Hospitality
18:00 - Behind the Scenes in TV Writing Rooms: Why Shows Flag & Recover
20:38 - Wrap-Up: Growing Audience Statistics & Sunday Farewell
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What happens when your bike lock jams outside the 40 Foot and you have to walk back through Woody's with a pair of bolt cutters while wearing a helmet so you don't look like a thief? Colm Hayes opens this week's main show with another classic "Larry David moment," while Justin Caffrey details his week of extreme ketogenic eating—which involved eating nothing but sardines for three days straight.
The conversation quickly shifts to music nostalgia, covering Stevie Nicks’ iconic guitar riff on Edge of 17, Beth Orton's emotional new release The Ground Above, and the legendary studio documentary detailing how Fleetwood Mac made Rumours.
Later, the lads address a viral LinkedIn post written by Justin about raising children and navigating the "empty-nest" transition. When your kids leave for university, do you sit around waiting for them to visit, or do you completely reinvent your life and your marriage? The team dives into relationship dynamics, the myth of chasing non-stop happiness, and why living strictly "in the moment" might actually be overrated.
🎁 THE NATIONAL TEFAL TOASTER GIVEAWAY IS STILL ON! 🎁Tefal was so impressed with the community response that they offered to send a 40-foot lorry of toasters! We are giving away THREE top-of-the-range Tefal toasters (worth over €100 each). To enter, like this video, subscribe to the channel, share the episode, and tag a friend in the comment section below. Winners will be announced on the first Sunday in August!
Catch a brand new episode of the Not So Christian Brothers twice a week:🎙️ Main Show: Every Thursday @ 6:00 PM🎤 The After-Show: Every Sunday @ 8:00 AM
Hit follow, leave a rating, and share this episode with a friend today!
Chapter Timings
00:00 - Non-Judgmental Thinking: Spoons vs. People
00:30 - Tefal Toaster Giveaway & Ketogenic Diet Progress
01:48 - The 3-Day Sardine Cleanse: Toilet & Breath Warnings
02:36 - Colm’s Bike Lock Jam & Buying Bolt Cutters in Woody's
04:11 - The Beating Heart of Larry David: Spanish Airport Suit Carrier Disaster
05:46 - Music Magic: Stevie Nicks, Beth Orton, & Madonna's Return
10:42 - Behind the Scenes: Rolling Stones & Fleetwood Mac Studio Documentaries
13:25 - Terry’s Barefoot Shoes & The YouTube Comment Conspiracy Theories
17:45 - Are We Being Judged? Social Anxiety & Public Perceptions
19:29 - Empty-Nest Syndrome: What Happens When Kids Go to University?
21:32 - Relationship Maintenance: Making Time Together & Apart
23:25 - The Constant Search Elsewhere: Travel vs. Home Comforts
24:32 - Chasing Happiness & The Myth of Strict Mindfulness
27:44 - Wrap Up: Toaster Giveaway Reminder & Sunday After-Show Teaser
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Could Terry’s narrow feet be the next viral sensation? In this week’s after-show, Colm Hayes, Justin Caffrey, and Terry "Twinkletoes" Tech return for an unfiltered Sunday morning session. The studio kicks off with a hilarious look at Terry’s growing fanbase—complete with a live foot inspection, discussions on shoe sizes, and an unexpected proposal to launch a dedicated foot-focused channel!
The conversation then takes a nostalgic turn back to North Dublin. The brothers recall running cross-country at Santry Stadium, surviving physical training sessions, and getting chased through the woods by local Christian Brothers clad in full religious habits. Terry reveals he almost pursued the priesthood himself, sparking a sharp debate on church rules, Anglican loopholes, and the historical impact of Vatican II when Latin mass was phased out for local dialects.
Later, the lads dissect high-profile public figures turning to faith during public scandals, billionaire "hedging" bets on the afterlife, and why psychological research suggests that regular quiet reflection and prayer can actually improve mental health and longevity.
🎁 THE NATIONAL TEFAL TOASTER GIVEAWAY IS STILL ON! 🎁Don't forget that we are giving away THREE top-of-the-range Tefal toasters (worth over €100 each)! All you have to do to enter is like, subscribe, tag a friend in the comments, and share the show. The lucky winners will be announced on the first Sunday in August!
Catch a brand new episode of the Not So Christian Brothers twice a week:🎬 Main Show: Every Thursday @ 6:00 PM🚪 The After Show: Every Sunday @ 8:00 AM
Hit follow, leave a rating, and share this episode with a friend today!
Chapter Timings
00:00 - Stand-up Comedy Standouts: Shane Gillis & Kevin Hart’s Netflix Hit
00:52 - Welcome Back: The "Second Coming" of Our Podcast Community
01:21 - Terry’s Growing Fanbase & The Foot Stream Proposal
02:53 - Live Studio Foot Inspection: Dainty Size 7s vs. Lopsided 12s
04:12 - Santry Stadium Memories: North Dublin School Competitions
04:42 - Cross-Country Training: Getting Chased by Habits in the Woods
05:37 - Dermot Morgan & Father Ted: Unpacking Christian Brother Nuances
06:40 - Terry’s Priesthood Ambitions & Considering the Anglican Route
07:47 - Misconceptions & Church Rules: Celibacy vs. Chastity
08:14 - Vatican II Changes: Phasing Out Latin Mass for Local Dialects
11:00 - Public Figures & Finding Faith: Celebrities Under Pressure
12:00 - Legal Defences & Appeals: Spiritual Rebrands and Right-Wing Backing
13:27 - Youthful Bargains: Promising Mass Attendance for Football Wins
14:44 - The Billionaire’s Bet: Why Successful People Hedge on the Afterlife
15:45 - Mental Health & Longevity: Psychological Benefits of Daily Reflection
17:34 - Envy & Sanctuary: Finding Quiet Reflection in Empty Spaces
18:54 - Internal Quietness: Breaking Away from the Busyness of Modern Life
20:05 - Toaster Giveaway Reminder: Entering Before the August Deadline
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why are simple kitchen habits still dividing households across the country? In this week's main show, Colm Hayes and Justin Caffrey return to tackle the ongoing cultural fallout from their viral toaster debates. To help smooth things over, their friends at T-fal have stepped in with an incredible giveaway, offering listeners a chance to win one of three premium, state-of-the-art toasters worth over one hundred euros each! The lads break down the simple steps to enter before the winners are announced on the first Sunday in August.
The studio then dives straight into the dramatic final match of the World Cup. From the intense, defensive tactics that neutralised the game to the hilarious antics of global leaders celebrating on stage behind bulletproof glass, Colm and Justin give their honest, unfiltered review of the tournament’s conclusion. Tech-man Terry questions the rule changes, while the brothers debate whether the over-the-top halftime show performance actually missed the mark for traditional football fans.
Finally, as summer holiday season peaks, Justin shares his expert travel wisdom as a seasoned international commuter. Learn the exact lane shortcuts to take at security, how to master airport "slipstreams" to bypass slow queues, and why investing a few extra euros in premium terminal services will completely transform your travel experience.
Catch a brand new episode of the Not So Christian Brothers twice a week:🎙️ Main Show: Every Thursday @ 6:00 PM🚪 The After-Show: Every Sunday @ 8:00 AM
Hit follow, leave a review, and make sure to enter the toaster giveaway on our social channels today!

Chapter Timings
00:00 - The Tefal Giveaway: Resolving the Great Toaster Controversy
01:19 - Left Footers vs. Right Footers: Do Denominations Butter Bread Differently?
02:00 - Nostalgia Corner: Central Heating, Colour TV, and Our Very First Grill
02:24 - Giveaway Deadline: Entering Before the First Sunday in August
03:10 - Football Final Review: Spain’s Defensive Blanket vs. Argentina
04:41 - Historical Realities: Comparing International Team Aggression
05:37 - Stage Antics: Public Figures, Celebrations, and Bulletproof Glass
06:42 - Corporate Influence: Debating Leadership Decisions in Global Football
07:47 - Travel Warnings: Business Partners and International Entry Restrictions
08:02 - Halftime Show Analysis: Pre-recorded Sets and Pulse-Racing Performances
09:40 - Television Standards: How Classic Children's Broadcasts Changed Titles
10:40 - Looney Tunes Realism: Bugs Bunny, Tom & Jerry, and Cartoon Logic
11:55 - 1970s Television Subtext: The Strange Behind-the-Scenes Writing
13:25 - Character Tropes: Cross-dressing and Repression in Classic Media
14:00 - The Seasoned Traveller: Why Justin Can't Stay in One Place
15:00 - Airport Survival: Managing the Stress of the Terminal Gates
15:24 - Dublin Airport Hacks: Security Time-Savers and Lane Upgrades
16:47 - Queue Etiquette: Navigating the Rollercoaster of Security Paths
18:14 - The Racing Slipstream: Following Organised Business Travellers
19:20 - Mid-Terminal Sprint: Navigating Flight Gates in Malta and Rome
20:28 - Meticulous Packing: Using Vacuum Pumps and Organised Luggage
21:27 - New Scanner Technology: The Evolution of Liquid and Electronic Checks
22:34 - Terminal Lounges: Evaluating the Best Value Experiences in Europe
23:37 - Duty-Free Strategy: Avoiding Sample Sprayers and Turning Right
24:24 - Final Reminder: How to Secure Your Premium Tefal Entry
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Has a simple kitchen appliance completely polarised the nation? In this week’s after-show, Colm Hayes and Justin Caffrey return to smooth over the absolute chaos caused by their viral Catholic versus Protestant toaster debate. Thanks to their friends at Tefal, they have three premium toasters to give away to listeners, irrespective of race, creed, or colour. They break down the exact rules of the competition, including why tech-man Terry will be using his non-judgmental feet to pick the winners out of a basket!
The conversation takes an unexpected historical turn as the brothers investigate the bizarre classical history of Roman and Imperial Chinese court eunuchs, detailing the agonizing realities of their daily lives and a strange connection to certain modern political figures.
Finally, the studio tackles the heavy reality of modern media consumption. With close to 40% of the population completely switching off traditional news since the pandemic, the lads debate the dangerous rise of unfiltered propaganda algorithms on social media. From the playbook of right-wing media empires to the erosion of political ethics, Colm and Justin explore why society is stepping away from the middle ground and what it means for the future of global democracy.
Catch a brand new episode of the Not So Christian Brothers twice a week:🎙️ Main Show: Every Thursday @ 6:00 PM🚪 The After-Show: Every Sunday @ 8:00 AM
Hit follow, leave a review, and make sure to enter the giveaway on our social channels today!
Chapter Timings
00:00 - The Tefal Toaster Giveaway: Uniting a Divided Nation
00:40 - Competition Rules: How to Enter and Win
01:15 - Terry’s Non-Judgmental Toes: Selecting the Winners
02:11 - Studio Banter: Wardrobe Fans and Fake Followers
04:08 - Wild WhatsApp Group Names: Badminton and Hysterectomies
05:50 - Classical History: The Strange Power of Court Eunuchs
07:41 - The Medical Reality: How Did Eunuchs Actually Function?
09:30 - Global Political Rumours and Incontinence Debates
10:30 - Why Society is Disengaging from Modern Politics
11:30 - The Death of the Middle Ground and Rising Extremism
12:42 - Social Media Propaganda: How Algorithms Shift Beliefs
14:05 - Comparing the Dangerous Realities of Political Extremes
16:34 - UK Politics: Predictions for Future Leadership Shifts
17:38 - Corporate Ownership: The Strange Setup of Political Parties
18:14 - Media Empires: Inside the Rise of Tabloid Propaganda
19:24 - Slogans and Strategy: The History of Political Marketing
20:25 - The Candidate: How Political Ethics Automatically Decay
22:18 - Looking to Alternative Global Government Models
23:04 - Back to the Bread: Final Giveaway Criteria & Tefal Specs
24:34 - Cultural Backgrounds and Kitchen Counter Etiquette
25:45 - The Correct Toasting Technique: Avoiding Carcinogens
27:30 - Soft Toast vs. Grilled Bread: Terry’s Kitchen Confession
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.