Not so Christian Brothers

Could Terry’s narrow feet be the next viral sensation? In this week’s after-show, Colm Hayes, Justin Caffrey, and Terry "Twinkletoes" Tech return for an unfiltered Sunday morning session. The studio kicks off with a hilarious look at Terry’s growing fanbase—complete with a live foot inspection, discussions on shoe sizes, and an unexpected proposal to launch a dedicated foot-focused channel!
The conversation then takes a nostalgic turn back to North Dublin. The brothers recall running cross-country at Santry Stadium, surviving physical training sessions, and getting chased through the woods by local Christian Brothers clad in full religious habits. Terry reveals he almost pursued the priesthood himself, sparking a sharp debate on church rules, Anglican loopholes, and the historical impact of Vatican II when Latin mass was phased out for local dialects.
Later, the lads dissect high-profile public figures turning to faith during public scandals, billionaire "hedging" bets on the afterlife, and why psychological research suggests that regular quiet reflection and prayer can actually improve mental health and longevity.
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Chapter Timings
00:00 - Stand-up Comedy Standouts: Shane Gillis & Kevin Hart’s Netflix Hit
00:52 - Welcome Back: The "Second Coming" of Our Podcast Community
01:21 - Terry’s Growing Fanbase & The Foot Stream Proposal
02:53 - Live Studio Foot Inspection: Dainty Size 7s vs. Lopsided 12s
04:12 - Santry Stadium Memories: North Dublin School Competitions
04:42 - Cross-Country Training: Getting Chased by Habits in the Woods
05:37 - Dermot Morgan & Father Ted: Unpacking Christian Brother Nuances
06:40 - Terry’s Priesthood Ambitions & Considering the Anglican Route
07:47 - Misconceptions & Church Rules: Celibacy vs. Chastity
08:14 - Vatican II Changes: Phasing Out Latin Mass for Local Dialects
11:00 - Public Figures & Finding Faith: Celebrities Under Pressure
12:00 - Legal Defences & Appeals: Spiritual Rebrands and Right-Wing Backing
13:27 - Youthful Bargains: Promising Mass Attendance for Football Wins
14:44 - The Billionaire’s Bet: Why Successful People Hedge on the Afterlife
15:45 - Mental Health & Longevity: Psychological Benefits of Daily Reflection
17:34 - Envy & Sanctuary: Finding Quiet Reflection in Empty Spaces
18:54 - Internal Quietness: Breaking Away from the Busyness of Modern Life
20:05 - Toaster Giveaway Reminder: Entering Before the August Deadline
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Why are simple kitchen habits still dividing households across the country? In this week's main show, Colm Hayes and Justin Caffrey return to tackle the ongoing cultural fallout from their viral toaster debates. To help smooth things over, their friends at T-fal have stepped in with an incredible giveaway, offering listeners a chance to win one of three premium, state-of-the-art toasters worth over one hundred euros each! The lads break down the simple steps to enter before the winners are announced on the first Sunday in August.
The studio then dives straight into the dramatic final match of the World Cup. From the intense, defensive tactics that neutralised the game to the hilarious antics of global leaders celebrating on stage behind bulletproof glass, Colm and Justin give their honest, unfiltered review of the tournament’s conclusion. Tech-man Terry questions the rule changes, while the brothers debate whether the over-the-top halftime show performance actually missed the mark for traditional football fans.
Finally, as summer holiday season peaks, Justin shares his expert travel wisdom as a seasoned international commuter. Learn the exact lane shortcuts to take at security, how to master airport "slipstreams" to bypass slow queues, and why investing a few extra euros in premium terminal services will completely transform your travel experience.
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Chapter Timings
00:00 - The Tefal Giveaway: Resolving the Great Toaster Controversy
01:19 - Left Footers vs. Right Footers: Do Denominations Butter Bread Differently?
02:00 - Nostalgia Corner: Central Heating, Colour TV, and Our Very First Grill
02:24 - Giveaway Deadline: Entering Before the First Sunday in August
03:10 - Football Final Review: Spain’s Defensive Blanket vs. Argentina
04:41 - Historical Realities: Comparing International Team Aggression
05:37 - Stage Antics: Public Figures, Celebrations, and Bulletproof Glass
06:42 - Corporate Influence: Debating Leadership Decisions in Global Football
07:47 - Travel Warnings: Business Partners and International Entry Restrictions
08:02 - Halftime Show Analysis: Pre-recorded Sets and Pulse-Racing Performances
09:40 - Television Standards: How Classic Children's Broadcasts Changed Titles
10:40 - Looney Tunes Realism: Bugs Bunny, Tom & Jerry, and Cartoon Logic
11:55 - 1970s Television Subtext: The Strange Behind-the-Scenes Writing
13:25 - Character Tropes: Cross-dressing and Repression in Classic Media
14:00 - The Seasoned Traveller: Why Justin Can't Stay in One Place
15:00 - Airport Survival: Managing the Stress of the Terminal Gates
15:24 - Dublin Airport Hacks: Security Time-Savers and Lane Upgrades
16:47 - Queue Etiquette: Navigating the Rollercoaster of Security Paths
18:14 - The Racing Slipstream: Following Organised Business Travellers
19:20 - Mid-Terminal Sprint: Navigating Flight Gates in Malta and Rome
20:28 - Meticulous Packing: Using Vacuum Pumps and Organised Luggage
21:27 - New Scanner Technology: The Evolution of Liquid and Electronic Checks
22:34 - Terminal Lounges: Evaluating the Best Value Experiences in Europe
23:37 - Duty-Free Strategy: Avoiding Sample Sprayers and Turning Right
24:24 - Final Reminder: How to Secure Your Premium Tefal Entry
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Has a simple kitchen appliance completely polarised the nation? In this week’s after-show, Colm Hayes and Justin Caffrey return to smooth over the absolute chaos caused by their viral Catholic versus Protestant toaster debate. Thanks to their friends at Tefal, they have three premium toasters to give away to listeners, irrespective of race, creed, or colour. They break down the exact rules of the competition, including why tech-man Terry will be using his non-judgmental feet to pick the winners out of a basket!
The conversation takes an unexpected historical turn as the brothers investigate the bizarre classical history of Roman and Imperial Chinese court eunuchs, detailing the agonizing realities of their daily lives and a strange connection to certain modern political figures.
Finally, the studio tackles the heavy reality of modern media consumption. With close to 40% of the population completely switching off traditional news since the pandemic, the lads debate the dangerous rise of unfiltered propaganda algorithms on social media. From the playbook of right-wing media empires to the erosion of political ethics, Colm and Justin explore why society is stepping away from the middle ground and what it means for the future of global democracy.
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Chapter Timings
00:00 - The Tefal Toaster Giveaway: Uniting a Divided Nation
00:40 - Competition Rules: How to Enter and Win
01:15 - Terry’s Non-Judgmental Toes: Selecting the Winners
02:11 - Studio Banter: Wardrobe Fans and Fake Followers
04:08 - Wild WhatsApp Group Names: Badminton and Hysterectomies
05:50 - Classical History: The Strange Power of Court Eunuchs
07:41 - The Medical Reality: How Did Eunuchs Actually Function?
09:30 - Global Political Rumours and Incontinence Debates
10:30 - Why Society is Disengaging from Modern Politics
11:30 - The Death of the Middle Ground and Rising Extremism
12:42 - Social Media Propaganda: How Algorithms Shift Beliefs
14:05 - Comparing the Dangerous Realities of Political Extremes
16:34 - UK Politics: Predictions for Future Leadership Shifts
17:38 - Corporate Ownership: The Strange Setup of Political Parties
18:14 - Media Empires: Inside the Rise of Tabloid Propaganda
19:24 - Slogans and Strategy: The History of Political Marketing
20:25 - The Candidate: How Political Ethics Automatically Decay
22:18 - Looking to Alternative Global Government Models
23:04 - Back to the Bread: Final Giveaway Criteria & Tefal Specs
24:34 - Cultural Backgrounds and Kitchen Counter Etiquette
25:45 - The Correct Toasting Technique: Avoiding Carcinogens
27:30 - Soft Toast vs. Grilled Bread: Terry’s Kitchen Confession
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Why are some households completely obsessed with hiding their kitchen appliances, and does a clean counter represent a deeper cultural divide? In this week’s main show, Colm Hayes and Justin Caffrey unpack the hilarious feedback from their viral debate on Protestant utility rooms and why some houses simply refuse to leave their toasters on display.
Broadcasting directly from a hotel room in Malta, Justin reveals the absolute chaos of packing up his entire life in Greystones—selling the cars, the bikes, and literally everything that doesn’t fit into a suitcase as he prepares to transition his business abroad. Meanwhile, Colm is battling a household crisis of his own: a failing broadband connection that forces him onto a shaky mobile hotspot.
The lads also look at what it truly means to "grow old gracefully". From avoiding burnt toast (under strict warnings from leading oncologists) to Terry fitting comfortably into teenagers' clothes from TK Maxx, the studio dives headfirst into the realities of middle age. Finally, with a massive hosepipe ban looming across Ireland, the brothers debate whether the Irish public will actually report their neighbours for watering their hanging baskets, or if our historical aversion to "snitching" will keep the lawns dry but the community united.
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Chapter Timings
00:00 - Utility Rooms & The Great Protestant Toaster Debate Revisited
02:03 - Family Sizes, Historical Divides, and Free Kitchen Counter Space
03:36 - The Oncology Warning: Is Burnt Toast Actually Carcinogenic?
04:30 - Broadcasting from Malta: Justin’s Massive Life Relocation
06:03 - Colm’s Tech Troubles & Shaky Mobile Hotspots
08:14 - Crispy Barbecue Steaks vs. Growing Old Gracefully
09:19 - Pop Culture Milestones: Wannabe & Wonderbra Ads at 30
11:20 - Classic Rock Debates: Hotel California vs. Bon Jovi
12:30 - Happy Birthday, Terry! The 44-Year-Old Teenager
14:26 - TK Maxx Teenager Fashion & Colm’s '90s "Fly" Look
15:55 - Martin Short, Steve Martin, and the Art of Male Banter
17:22 - Recluses, Porn, and Having at Least Two Holidays a Year
19:47 - Why Justin Absolutely Can’t Sit Still on a Sun Lounger
21:20 - Grandchildren, Wedding Speeches, and Future Generations
23:14 - Getting Old Disgracefully: The Death of the Local Bank Heist
24:04 - Crypto Theft: The New Threat for Marbella Influencers
25:20 - The €5,000 Hosepipe Ban: Will the Irish Snitch on Their Neighbours?
26:10 - How Germany and England Enforce Sunday Rules
27:37 - Why Ireland Doesn’t Do TV Licences or Water Fines
29:52 - Outro: Upcoming WhatsApp Group Names & Instagram Feedback
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Has modern society completely lost its sense of empathy, or are we all just hiding behind our mobile phones? In this weekend's after-show, Justin and Colm look at the fading art of face-to-face conversation. Colm shares his frustration after his daughter was left shaken at a local petrol station with a shattered back window, while onlookers simply passed her by. The chaos only escalates when Colm tries to borrow a simple pair of scissors from a deeply suspicious shop assistant.
Shifting from a lack of connection to an unexpected one, Justin recalls an incredibly moving encounter on a park bench in Greystones with a seemingly dishevelled stranger—proving that we should never misperceive the people around us. Terry chimes in on his time exploring the southern hemisphere, sparking an unbelievable debate about wildlife control.
To wrap things up, the lads dive into a controversial new piece of legislation making its way through the Irish parliament regarding traditional countryside pursuits, before Justin completely blindsides the studio with real news reports of literal mobs of wild camels causing absolute havoc in the Australian Outback.
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Chapter Timings
00:00 - Morning Walks and the Fading Art of Saying Hello
01:47 - Colm's Story: A Shattered Car Window and Zero Empathy
03:57 - The Great Petrol Station Scissors Stand-Off
04:44 - Is It a "Scissor" or a "Pair of Scissors"?
05:32 - Justin’s Chance Encounter with a Stranger on a Park Bench
07:25 - The Surprising Identity of the Man in the Shade
08:34 - Why Mobile Phones are Ruining Real Human Connection
10:06 - Old School Post Offices and the Value of Listening
12:14 - Terry's Visit to the Greystones Wellness Hub
13:28 - Traditional Indian Medicine and the Irish Vernacular
16:16 - Broadcasters, Banned Words, and Australian Sky News
17:02 - Cultural Differences and Ancestral History
19:04 - The Protestant Toaster-in-the-Cupboard Mystery
20:53 - The Controversial Countryside Hunting Bill in Parliament
23:11 - Justin’s Wildcard: The Camel Population in the Outback
25:06 - Terry’s Days as an Australian Cowboy
25:46 - Colm Fact-Checks the Thirsty Camel Invasions live on Air
28:06 - Outro: Subscribe, Review, and Avoid the Camel Hump!
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