Cabin Pressure with Shawn and "G"

• When Grammar Police Attack: We're Not Perfect, But Our Stories Are Real

  Leave us a message, or ask a question?Ever been corrected by someone only to wonder if they genuinely wanted to help or just make themselves feel superior? This raw, unfiltered conversation between flight attendants Shawn and G explores this universal experience through the lens of aviation culture.When a listener pointed out G's tendency to say "me and you" instead of "you and I," it sparked a powerful conversation about authenticity versus polish. The hosts dive deep into how such seemingly minor corrections can trigger childhood feelings of inadequacy—especially for those who grew up facing educational, social, or racial challenges. Their candid reflections reveal that sometimes the grammar police aren't offering constructive feedback but instead reinforcing arbitrary rules that diminish authentic voices.Between heartfelt moments, the episode delivers practical travel wisdom. Learn why you should pack substantial snacks (airport sandwiches now cost $20+!), which foods travel well, and how to survive the chaos when weather diverts flights and strands passengers. The hosts' survival guide for airport meltdowns comes from decades of experience navigating the unpredictable world of aviation.Humor lightens the mood throughout as Shawn and G share passenger behaviors that drive flight attendants crazy—from wearing headphones during safety demonstrations to the dreaded finger-snapping summons. Their "blue surfboard" derby car story perfectly illustrates how substance often triumphs over style, much like their podcast philosophy.Whether you're planning your next flight or simply appreciate genuine conversation without pretense, this episode reminds us that perfect grammar matters far less than authentic connection. Subscribe now and join a community that values real stories told in real voices.Support the show🎙️ Thanks for flying with Cabin Pressure with Shawn & G! If you enjoyed today’s episode, share it with a friend who’d love a good laugh (or a good story). Got a question or topic you want us to cover? Shoot us an email at [email protected]—we’d love to hear from you!Come join the conversation on Facebook: 👉 Cabin Pressure on FacebookAnd if you’d like to help support the show, check out our brand-new merch shop: 🛍️ Cabin Pressure MerchWe appreciate every listen, every share, and every laugh you share with us. Until next time — keep the cabin cozy and the pressure just right! ✈️💙

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• Puny Mortals and Toilet Paper Emergencies: Aviation's Strangest Delays

  Leave us a message, or ask a question?Have you ever wondered what flight attendants are really thinking when your plane is delayed for the fifth time? The glamorous life of airline crews isn't nearly as shiny as it appears on Instagram.In this eye-opening episode, Shawn and G pull back the curtain on the reality of working at 30,000 feet. From equipment swaps that turn a simple turn into a 15-hour nightmare to the bizarre case of a flight attendant whose dog transport side hustle accidentally became an illegal immigration operation, we dive deep into aviation's strangest stories. The hosts share their first-hand experience dealing with mechanical issues that forced a diversion, only to have a passenger accuse them of "doing it on purpose" as part of some elaborate conspiracy.The conversation takes unexpected turns as we explore truly bizarre reasons for flight delays that passengers rarely hear about: a 450-pound seal lounging on the runway, mice scampering through the cabin, planes grounded for lack of toilet paper, and the now-viral "Garfield t-shirt guy" being dragged off a plane. Throughout these tales, a common theme emerges: the stark contrast between what passengers perceive and the complex reality of commercial aviation operations.Between laughs about the "puny mortal" passenger who attacked a crew member and heartfelt reflections on the Texas flash floods and community response, Shawn and G deliver an honest look at airline life that will forever change how you view your flight crew. Whether you're a frequent flyer, aviation enthusiast, or just enjoy workplace drama, this episode offers a first-class ticket into the controlled chaos of commercial aviation.Support the show🎙️ Thanks for flying with Cabin Pressure with Shawn & G! If you enjoyed today’s episode, share it with a friend who’d love a good laugh (or a good story). Got a question or topic you want us to cover? Shoot us an email at [email protected]—we’d love to hear from you!Come join the conversation on Facebook: 👉 Cabin Pressure on FacebookAnd if you’d like to help support the show, check out our brand-new merch shop: 🛍️ Cabin Pressure MerchWe appreciate every listen, every share, and every laugh you share with us. Until next time — keep the cabin cozy and the pressure just right! ✈️💙

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• What Never to Say at 30,000 Feet: Shawn and G Unpack Airline Stupidity

  Leave us a message, or ask a question?Ever wondered what flight attendants talk about when they're not telling you to fasten your seatbelts? Welcome to the unfiltered world of Shawn and G, where vacation mishaps and workplace nightmares collide in spectacular fashion.Shawn returns from Florida bursting with stories about his discovery of Bucky's convenience store ("departments in a convenience store!") and a beach adventure gone wrong. Picture this: a family minivan sinking into soft sand, panicking relatives, unhelpful onlookers, and salvation coming from three elderly women armed with rubber floor mats. Add a stubborn baby bird camping under the tire, and you've got the vacation disaster story that'll make you feel better about your own travel mishaps.Meanwhile, G explains why he needed four days to decompress after a week from hell. From passengers ignoring potentially life-saving medical advice to dealing with a "service animal" that bit someone, G's patience was tested repeatedly. The final straw? A teenager's dismissive attitude when asked to stow their tray table before takeoff. The hosts' discussion reveals the genuine frustration flight attendants experience when passengers refuse simple safety instructions.The conversation takes several unexpected turns, including a candid discussion about recent teacher-student scandals and the potentially catastrophic consequences of making bomb jokes on aircraft. Shawn and G pull no punches as they explain how a single thoughtless comment can lead to SWAT teams, airport shutdowns, and lifetime flying bans.Whether you work in the airline industry or are just fascinated by its inner workings, this episode delivers equal parts humor, outrage, and genuine insight into the challenges flight crews face. Subscribe now and join the cabin crew conversation that happens after the seatbelt sign turns off!Support the show🎙️ Thanks for flying with Cabin Pressure with Shawn & G! If you enjoyed today’s episode, share it with a friend who’d love a good laugh (or a good story). Got a question or topic you want us to cover? Shoot us an email at [email protected]—we’d love to hear from you!Come join the conversation on Facebook: 👉 Cabin Pressure on FacebookAnd if you’d like to help support the show, check out our brand-new merch shop: 🛍️ Cabin Pressure MerchWe appreciate every listen, every share, and every laugh you share with us. Until next time — keep the cabin cozy and the pressure just right! ✈️💙

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• Pixie Sticks, Family Loans, and Florida Man's Free Ride

  Leave us a message, or ask a question?Ever feel like your job is the same routine on repeat? Shawn and G kick off with a candid discussion about flight attendant burnout and the need for mental stimulation beyond the galley cart. Shawn reveals how he balances his airline career with real estate photography while G warns about the dangers of DIY garage door spring repairs – a perfect metaphor for knowing when to call in professionals versus handling life's challenges yourself.The conversation takes a delightful detour down memory lane as they reminisce about childhood candies that defined generations. From Fun Dip's sugar-coated sticks to Pixie Sticks' powdery mess and the ethically questionable candy cigarettes, their nostalgic candy tour reveals how much has changed in food safety and marketing. They share laugh-out-loud stories about jawbreakers cutting their tongues and still continuing to eat them, proving some childhood lessons are learned the hard way.Things take a more reflective turn when they discuss aging concerns and planning for elder care, especially poignant for those without children as a potential support system. Shawn then shares a revealing personal story about lending money to family and his creative solution – transforming a potentially awkward situation into a teaching moment about financial responsibility by creating a formal loan agreement. The episode wraps with aviation news about a modern-day Frank Abagnale who scored 120 free flights by manipulating airline systems, reminding us that sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.Whether you're facing career monotony, navigating family financial dynamics, or simply craving a sweet trip down memory lane, this episode offers both lighthearted entertainment and thoughtful perspectives on life's complex challenges. Leave a comment about your favorite childhood candy or how you've handled lending money to family – we'd love to hear your stories!Support the show🎙️ Thanks for flying with Cabin Pressure with Shawn & G! If you enjoyed today’s episode, share it with a friend who’d love a good laugh (or a good story). Got a question or topic you want us to cover? Shoot us an email at [email protected]—we’d love to hear from you!Come join the conversation on Facebook: 👉 Cabin Pressure on FacebookAnd if you’d like to help support the show, check out our brand-new merch shop: 🛍️ Cabin Pressure MerchWe appreciate every listen, every share, and every laugh you share with us. Until next time — keep the cabin cozy and the pressure just right! ✈️💙

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• Air Encounters: When Celebrities Behave Badly at 30,000 Feet

  Leave us a message, or ask a question?Ever wonder what flight attendants really think about passengers, celebrities, and each other? Shawn and G pull back the curtain on the aviation industry with stories that will make you laugh, cringe, and maybe think twice about your next flight.The episode kicks off with Shawn's passionate account of basketball playoffs and his normally calm pilot wife's surprising transformation into an intense superfan during Indiana Pacers games. Their casual conversation quickly shifts to the nitty-gritty of airline life when Shawn recounts a recent flight where a passenger unexpectedly projectile vomited throughout an entire row, creating a crisis that tested both his crisis management skills and patience with panicked passengers.From there, the hosts dive into the complex dynamics of working with problematic flight attendants, discussing the unspoken "code of silence" that exists within the industry. They draw a clear line between tolerating personality differences and confronting dangerous rule violations like vaping on aircraft. This segment offers listeners a fascinating glimpse into workplace politics at 30,000 feet and the challenges of managing interpersonal conflicts in a confined space.Perhaps most revealing is their candid discussion about the alarming trend of flight attendants using Ozempic and similar medications for weight loss. The hosts express genuine concern as they describe colleagues who've transformed from healthy to dangerously thin, facing serious side effects like hair loss in pursuit of an idealized appearance. The conversation expands to include other aviation news, including Pan Am's surprising comeback as a luxury tour service with an eye-watering $65,000 price tag and updates on the Air India crash investigation.Subscribe now to join Shawn and G for weekly doses of aviation reality that commercial airlines definitely don't want you to hear. Whether you're a frequent flyer or just curious about life above the clouds, these insider perspectives will forever change how you view your next flight experience.Support the show🎙️ Thanks for flying with Cabin Pressure with Shawn & G! If you enjoyed today’s episode, share it with a friend who’d love a good laugh (or a good story). Got a question or topic you want us to cover? Shoot us an email at [email protected]—we’d love to hear from you!Come join the conversation on Facebook: 👉 Cabin Pressure on FacebookAnd if you’d like to help support the show, check out our brand-new merch shop: 🛍️ Cabin Pressure MerchWe appreciate every listen, every share, and every laugh you share with us. Until next time — keep the cabin cozy and the pressure just right! ✈️💙

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