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Can’t Cope

Kelsey Hoare and Rebecca Beausang
Can’t Cope
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  • #15: The Tights That Killed The Shift, Littlewoods Debt & Passport Panic
    We’re back with a catch-up full of family visits and an epic deep dive into the horrors (and hilarity) of our worst fashion crimes. Kelsey lands home from Ireland with a Ryanair miracle, a flight that’s barely late, and fills us in on a wholesome Celtic match, a dreamy Love Island villa Airbnb, and the sheer panic of renewing a passport days before jetting off. Meanwhile, Rebecca’s busy conquering her vape cravings one Nicorette spray at a time, giving away posh Le Creuset pots she doesn’t know how to use, and discovering that the ultimate act of love is apparently gifting cookware that costs more than your rent.Then we dive headfirst into the ‘Outfits That Ruined My Life’ vault. From traumatic teenage disco scarves to questionable secretary chic for a graduation you weren’t even graduating from. We relive iconic River Island splurges we definitely couldn’t afford, disastrous Littlewoods orders that nearly bankrupted us (RIP Littlewoods Ireland, sorry about that), and enough wardrobe malfunctions to keep the entire pub entertained. Whether you’re here for the confessions, the laughs, or just to feel smug about your own wardrobe choices, we’ve Pour a drink, pull up a chair, and join us for another dose of glorious madness. Pour a drink, pull up a chair, and join us for another dose of glorious chaos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  • #14: Cursed Trips, Cork Gigs & Cash-Only Pubs
    Rebecca’s back from her Italian “holiday” and spoiler alert, it was less Aperol Spritz, more Venice Villains and bridge trolls who nearly robbed her suitcase (and her sanity). She spills all about the sweat, the tears, the suspicious late-night hotel knocks, and the absolute horror of dragging a suitcase the size of herself up endless canals while praying not to get mugged. Meanwhile, Kelsey’s been living her best Cork life, catching blues gigs with the fam, hunting down the perfect birthday dress, and loving every minute of having her brother over for the month. Together, they unpack why solo travel can be the opposite of relaxing, how even the fanciest hotel can get it all wrong, and why an unexpected bottle of water at the wrong time can feel like a personal attack.But the chaos doesn’t stop there. This week, they can’t cope with overpriced watery soup in Dublin, €7 shower gel, and those infuriatingly tiny breakfast juice glasses that turn an all-inclusive buffet into an endurance test. There’s also time to side-eye Katy Perry’s breakup headlines, Jeff Bezos’ Venice wedding circus, and Khloé Kardashian’s dramatic wedding guest look that divided the group chat. From overpriced smoothies and impulse shopping in Brown Thomas to cash-only old man pubs that make everything better, the girls prove once again that no matter where they are, Cork, Venice, or the corner of a breakfast buffet, they just can’t cope. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  • #13: Fringe Regret, Festival Fails & Femme Rage
    On this scorched-earth episode of Can’t Cope, Rebecca’s deep in the no-sleep holiday spiral in Spain while Kelsey’s being grilled alive by London’s murky heat. From DJ gig nightmares (wrong leads, panic in Clapham, and a random hero with a cable) to Indian takeaway survival hacks (shout out to naan bread as a utensil), it’s been A Week. Kelsey’s still recovering from her stint on The Voice of Ireland, while Rebecca shares the now-legendary tale of her cursed Come Dine With Me debut. Think burnt scallops, traumatised guests, and a wine-soaked cover-up mission.They also weigh in on Pitbull’s bald cap takeover, unexpected horniness in vampire films, and why Sabrina Carpenter’s album cover might’ve just set feminism back a decade. Throw in some hair trauma (never again, fringe), musical obsessions (hi, BTS x GloRilla), and a gentle reminder that two-person tents are a lie, and you’ve got yourself a signature Can’t Cope episode…chaotic, hilarious, and totally unfiltered. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  • #12: Charli XCX, A4 Emotions, and the Mug That Saves Us
    After a slightly accidental break, Kelsey and Rebecca are back with tales from both sides of the Irish Sea and beyond. Kelsey dives into a whirlwind fortnight hosting her brother in London, including a theatre night with a Fawlty Towers-worthy comedy, catching up with her old pub crew, and a failed Charli XCX spotting mission at an official anniversary party. Her social calendar is out of control, her DJ bookings are booming, and her birthday planning is teetering between "fun" and "fashion crisis." Oh, and if anyone has a bra recommendation that supports a big bust with a low back? Please, she’s all ears.Rebecca, meanwhile, has stayed closer to home but is deep in travel mode, her favourite. With her Italian escape to Trieste on the horizon, she shares her legendary itinerary-planning process, all while reminiscing on a perfect day trip to a WWI memorial in Rosscarbery. There’s also deep love for notebooks and proper pens, a confession about jellycats (they’re accessories, not toys), and a strong stance on greeting cards: don’t bother turning up without one. Plus, we get the lowdown on a very strange viral video involving the French president and his wife. Buckle up. It’s the big feelings about small things episode, and we’re not coping…but that’s the point. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  • #11: Sleepwalking, Kris Jenner, and the Pope
    After a so-called two-week break that spiralled into a full-blown sabbatical, Kelsey and Rebecca return to the mic with their tans topped up, spirits high, and a chaotic backlog of stories to unload. In this Season 2 opener, Kelsey reflects on celebrating her boyfriend’s 30th, officially moving in together, and preparing for her own milestone birthday, with party planning in full swing and a renewed focus on feeling her best. There’s also a night out at a Wolf Alice gig, a jealous flashback to a band-related flirtation, and a lively discussion on hall passes (Alanis Morissette gets an honourable mention).Meanwhile, Rebecca has been on a one-woman world tour, from a girls’ getaway in Mallorca to a mother-daughter escape in the exact same spot, with a brief stop in Dublin and London sandwiched between. Oh… and yet another trip to Dublin! There’s a sleepwalking incident involving a mysteriously relocated handbag, a blue-lit meltdown in a Dublin Starbucks bathroom, and a glowing tribute to the unexpected power of a Cork hairdresser. Add in critiques of confusing hotel redesigns, reactions to Kris Jenner’s new face, and some thoughts on the Vatican’s speed-run through popes, and you’ve got a joyful and very welcome return to the podcast feed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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About Can’t Cope

Two cousins. Two cities. Zero filters.Kelsey and Rebecca have been roaring down the phone at each other for years, so they thought, feck it, let’s make a podcast.Kelsey’s in London, a rock & roll queen tearing up the music scene. Rebecca’s in Cork, a high-maintenance diva who wouldn’t be seen dead without a blow-dry and a glass of bubbles. One’s loved up, the other’s single and dodging men like it’s a full-time job, but neither of them have their shite together, and that’s exactly why you’ll love them.Together, they’re an unstoppable riot.Every week, they dive into the things that wreck your head, make you scream, or have you absolutely HOWLING. Whether it’s nights out that should have ended hours ago or work disasters, if there’s drama, they’re in it, and if there’s a laugh to be had, they’re definitely having it.And, of course, they’ll be sharing What They Can’t Cope With This Week, which could be anything from the price of a vodka soda to a fella in brown pointy shoes who still thinks he’s a catch.They’re not here to be wise or offer life-changing advice, but if you love talking nonsense, love the drama (but from a safe distance), and love two women who say what you’re thinking, this is the podcast for you.New episode every week. Strap in, ya mad thing.Music by Jessica HoareFollow us on: Instagram: @cantcopepodTikTok: @cantcopepodcastEmail us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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