Can’t Cope

It’s a classic catch-up. Kelsey’s telling us about her week in London that included getting absolutely soaked in Guinness at a gig, DJing with the Christmas spirit in full swing, and attempting the impossible task of getting Christmas presents delivered to Ireland. She’s also deep in homesickness mode, cooking up funeral sandwiches and homemade taco fries to bring a bit of Ireland to her London kitchen. Meanwhile, Rebecca’s soaking up Dublin life with gigs galore, a magical night at the panto, and a game-changing trip to Amber Grill (potato cakes + curry sauce = life-changing). There’s also a lot of chocolate talk, a deep appreciation for Butler’s, and the universal stress of not knowing what to buy people for Christmas.Then it’s into the topic, “Jobs We’d Love to Have But Are Completely Unqualified For.” From Olympic figure skater and high-stakes detective to fashion designer and EU interpreter, the girls unpack all the careers they still kind of believe they’d be brilliant at. If only they had the time, talent, or the ability to stomach a crime scene. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The holidays are nearly here, but things are anything but peaceful. Kelsey had a rough week after a group of youths grabbed her phone in London, though thankfully she managed to get it back. Rebecca took a temporary break from her gig‑going era to attend a panto, but don’t worry, she’ll be back screaming the house down at concerts with her man this week. Rebecca absolutely cannot cope with living in fear in her own home, specifically the fear of someone breaking in, and Nytol every night is simply not a sustainable solution.Kelsey, on the other hand, is spiralling over new reports (TikToks) stating that cold plunges may not be good for women… mainly because, as usual, almost all studies are done on men. Maybe they’ll release female research in 2048. The girls are easing into the festive spirit with some strong Christmas hot takes, including Rebecca’s controversial thoughts on Santa Claus (parents, do not let the kids hear this one). Kelsey defends Christmas music with her whole chest… just don’t mention Michael Bublé. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kelsey could not cope with collective effervescence and now we know why she was crying over The Late Late Toy Show. Rebecca is disgusted by the fact that, while she’s working, people have the audacity to ask her to actually do work for them. The girls have a catch-up: Kelsey had her parents over in London for the weekend and they had loads of fun, from a bad roast dinner to pints in the beer tent at Winter Wonderland. Rebecca can’t get over seeing Five live as she was screaming her heart out for the best boyband from her childhood. She’s also been soaking up the Christmas vibes around Dublin, including a visit to a festive market in Smithfield called Twinkle Town.This week’s topic is “How did I survive my 20s” as the girls look back on the wild nights, empty bank accounts, and the thrill of just starting out. Kelsey recalls leaving the club for a kebab and heading straight back in for more. Rebecca shares stories from her early London days that felt like something out of a movie. Despite it all, they lived to tell the tale, even if their financial priorities included skipping meals but never skipping a caramel macchiato. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 3 continues with stories from both sides of the Irish Sea. Kelsey’s been out three nights in a row, eating Sunday roasts, watching Ireland beat Hungary, and obsessing over Tesco’s strategic placement of Celebration Bounties. Meanwhile, Rebecca’s been navigating one of the most emotionally overwhelming parts of her life so far. The egg freezing process. What looked like a green light turned into a delay at the final scan, and she walks us through the frustration, the confusion, and the weird feeling of crying in a pharmacy for no real reason except pure overload.The girls also get into this week's theme “I knew I was an adult when…” From saving money instead of spending it, to confronting unruly teens in the cinema, it’s a reminder that growing up doesn’t always arrive in big dramatic moments, sometimes it’s just realising you care more about off-peak train times than New Year’s plans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 3 kicks off with a proper catch-up after a few months off. Kelsey talks through her family holiday to Benalmádena, including the highs, the group dynamics, and what it’s like to travel with multiple generations as an adult. She’s also in the middle of moving flat in London, and trying to stay on top of things while half her belongings are still in boxes.Rebecca shares updates from two trips. One to Berlin with her boyfriend and another to Seville with her family. Plus a recap of celebrating both of their birthdays for the first time together. She also gives a personal update on starting the egg-freezing process and what it’s been like so far. It’s a soft return, full of real-life updates, delayed stories, and the kind of conversations that only happen when you’ve let things pile up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.