Bonnie finally scored a table at one of New York’s finest restaurants, and while the food was good, the overheard conversation was Michelin star level (think pompous with a capital P). Meanwhile, Lottie’s fresh new hair is just in time for the big 4-0, and she’s plotting her erotic road trip to Cockville… not to be confused with Willy Lane.Fashion crimes are on trial this week: will it be Selena Gomez in Sofia Richie's wedding dress, or Bonnie rocking the white socks? (Someone’s doing time.) Lottie admits she’s a magnet for weirdos—though luckily, Bonnie’s a natural fit.And finally, would you hide your wedding ring just to land a sale? The girls weigh in… though Lottie’s OnlyFans may already have the answer.Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Are You in My Seat?
Season 2 is here, and the sisters are back! Bonnie spent her summer playing musical chairs—couch-surfing one minute, and being demoted from the NYFW front row the next. Meanwhile, Lottie was buried under her never-ending to-do list, only for mum guilt to take over and leave her arguing with herself in the shower (Bonnie's advice: make a music video).Lottie's phone is listening to her, so her algorithm will undoubtedly be full of vaginal filler ads after this episode (labia puff anyone?), because she DEFINITELY hasn't gotten one already...After a healthy amount of family time in Italy and Ireland, the girls still (somehow) like each other—against all odds. Now they’re back to catch up, overshare, and officially kick off Season 2.Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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You Can't Be Sad and Ugly
Lottie is potty training! No, not herself—although after last week's confessions, we wouldn’t be surprised. The girls reflect on what it’s like growing up in the spotlight with your dirty laundry on full display—sometimes literally, knickers and all (sorry B).Meanwhile, has anyone got a spare $800? Bonnie needs her roots done and might be back to student life as she considers a dramatic career pivot… nursing anyone?It’s the season finale! But don’t worry—you won’t be left high and dry. Fabio’s here to lull us out of Season 1 with a song from the heart. *Adds to sleep playlist*Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Favourite Child
This week, the girls are joined by their beloved Mammy—live from Bonnie’s New York couch, where she’s been banished thanks to a suspicious cough. She’d probably have better luck getting a bed in space… maybe that’s next on her travel list.Lottie has her hair back (praise be), but she’s still waiting on her brows—one follicle at a time. The sisters are deep into Coachella gossip: Gaga’s return gave goosebumps, Bieber’s pants gave… concern, and Timothée Chala-who’s tiny bag? Possibly carrying the pronunciation guide to his own surname.Their mum takes the hot seat in “Which Kid Did It?”, where they spill the tea on who crashed her car, who drank her vodka, and—spoiler alert—it was definitely not golden boy Rex.Slide into their DMs on Insta @Lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Do You Need Therapy?
Does Bonnie need to go back to therapy? Lottie votes yes. But according to Bonnie, Lottie needs her hair extensions back—desperately. Sisters supporting sisters, kind of.This week, Bonnie's unpacking her wild dreams about losing her siblings—maybe triggered by their dad’s anniversary… or just her usual unprocessed trauma. Dream interpreters, our DMs are open.The sisters spiral into all the weird stuff they believed as kids—like gum living in your stomach forever, or your tongue turning black when you lie. Lottie also reveals a very questionable belief Fabio still holds about eyesight (spoiler: it’s not about carrots).Plus: a look back at their childhood house rules, where even the family dog seemed to have more rights than they did.Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome to No One Else Will Listen—where sisters Lottie and Bonnie Ryan turn their weekly FaceTime catch-ups into a podcast, because if they have to listen to each other’s nonsense, you might as well too. With Bonnie navigating life in New York and Lottie holding down the fort in Dublin, they cover the things you only talk about with your sister—because no one else will listen… and, let’s be honest, she doesn’t really have a choice.From chaotic life updates to deep (and occasionally questionable) chats, expect brutally honest takes, unfiltered oversharing, and a healthy dose of sibling bickering. Plus, they’ll be dishing out sisterly, and likely conflicting, advice to listeners.It’s messy, it’s real, and it’s the kind of conversations you’d never have in public—but your sister has to hear them.Slide into their DMs: @bonnieryan & @lottieryan1 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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