Just when you thought the birthday celebrations were over, Bonnie swoops in to steal the spotlight. As she enters this new era, she’s questioning her career path; is it time to get back on stage and answer her true calling? (Watch your backs, Westlife).Meanwhile, Lottie’s been juggling it all, back-to-back birthdays, 17 different pumpkin costumes, and, wait for it, her new boobs (she wishes). Someone take her back to Thanksgiving dinner on the Upper East Side with Serena and Blair.Psst... is it too soon to talk about Christmas?Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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You're Having an Ogre!
The verdict’s in on Molly Mae’s documentary, and let’s just say the reviews are in the toilet… literally. Lottie’s birthday has come and gone (along with everyone else’s who was in Kinara that night). Meanwhile, Bonnie’s been hit with a wave of homesickness watching her family and friends actually enjoy their lives without her - how dare they?! Not that she’d get an invite to Elliott's party anyway.Lottie opens up about her difficult birthing experience, and no, not the ogre scare (but phew!) - while Bonnie reflects on HER most prized possession… a cool pop. Honestly, valid.Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Birthday Episode
It’s The Birthday Episode! And this week, it’s all about Lottie. Bonnie surprises her with birthday messages from her nearest and dearest, though they’re far from the emotional tributes she might’ve hoped for (Elliot excluded… but maybe he’s just trying to rival Taylor Swift’s new album drop). All Lottie really wants for her birthday is a trip to Sephora, a bushy thong, and a lunchbox with her name on it. Is that too much to ask?Meanwhile, Bonnie’s been battling a migraine but still found the strength to binge Victoria Beckham’s new documentary, and she’s got thoughts. Oh, and after months of lying to her therapist, she finally ended things. Breakups are hard… even with your shrink.Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Ghost of Gerry Ryan
Lottie’s had a busy week decorating her house with pumpkins - and she’ll be spending the next week trying to locate her groin. Meanwhile, Bonnie’s wardrobe malfunction turned into a full-blown DIY project in the bathroom of a high-end work event (at least she got a seat at this one).In preparation for Halloween, Lottie’s toying with the idea of dressing up as the ghost of Gerry Ryan (though some might say she’s already halfway there). With both birthdays approaching, the sisters get reflective, and realise they’ve been living in a toxic productivity spiral. Growth era incoming?Just when things start to heat up, Fabio swoops in to play referee. (Psst, Lottie - just blame it on the pumpkins!)Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Are You Hearing What I'm Hearing?
Bonnie finally scored a table at one of New York’s finest restaurants, and while the food was good, the overheard conversation was Michelin star level (think pompous with a capital P). Meanwhile, Lottie’s fresh new hair is just in time for the big 4-0, and she’s plotting her erotic road trip to Cockville… not to be confused with Willy Lane.Fashion crimes are on trial this week: will it be Selena Gomez in Sofia Richie's wedding dress, or Bonnie rocking the white socks? (Someone’s doing time.) Lottie admits she’s a magnet for weirdos—though luckily, Bonnie’s a natural fit.And finally, would you hide your wedding ring just to land a sale? The girls weigh in… though Lottie’s OnlyFans may already have the answer.Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome to No One Else Will Listen—where sisters Lottie and Bonnie Ryan turn their weekly FaceTime catch-ups into a podcast, because if they have to listen to each other’s nonsense, you might as well too. With Bonnie navigating life in New York and Lottie holding down the fort in Dublin, they cover the things you only talk about with your sister—because no one else will listen… and, let’s be honest, she doesn’t really have a choice.From chaotic life updates to deep (and occasionally questionable) chats, expect brutally honest takes, unfiltered oversharing, and a healthy dose of sibling bickering. Plus, they’ll be dishing out sisterly, and likely conflicting, advice to listeners.It’s messy, it’s real, and it’s the kind of conversations you’d never have in public—but your sister has to hear them.Slide into their DMs: @bonnieryan & @lottieryan1 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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