Lottie is potty training! No, not herself—although after last week's confessions, we wouldn’t be surprised. The girls reflect on what it’s like growing up in the spotlight with your dirty laundry on full display—sometimes literally, knickers and all (sorry B).Meanwhile, has anyone got a spare $800? Bonnie needs her roots done and might be back to student life as she considers a dramatic career pivot… nursing anyone?It’s the season finale! But don’t worry—you won’t be left high and dry. Fabio’s here to lull us out of Season 1 with a song from the heart. *Adds to sleep playlist*Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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42:02
The Favourite Child
This week, the girls are joined by their beloved Mammy—live from Bonnie’s New York couch, where she’s been banished thanks to a suspicious cough. She’d probably have better luck getting a bed in space… maybe that’s next on her travel list.Lottie has her hair back (praise be), but she’s still waiting on her brows—one follicle at a time. The sisters are deep into Coachella gossip: Gaga’s return gave goosebumps, Bieber’s pants gave… concern, and Timothée Chala-who’s tiny bag? Possibly carrying the pronunciation guide to his own surname.Their mum takes the hot seat in “Which Kid Did It?”, where they spill the tea on who crashed her car, who drank her vodka, and—spoiler alert—it was definitely not golden boy Rex.Slide into their DMs on Insta @Lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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43:04
Do You Need Therapy?
Does Bonnie need to go back to therapy? Lottie votes yes. But according to Bonnie, Lottie needs her hair extensions back—desperately. Sisters supporting sisters, kind of.This week, Bonnie's unpacking her wild dreams about losing her siblings—maybe triggered by their dad’s anniversary… or just her usual unprocessed trauma. Dream interpreters, our DMs are open.The sisters spiral into all the weird stuff they believed as kids—like gum living in your stomach forever, or your tongue turning black when you lie. Lottie also reveals a very questionable belief Fabio still holds about eyesight (spoiler: it’s not about carrots).Plus: a look back at their childhood house rules, where even the family dog seemed to have more rights than they did.Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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30:19
You're The Stank
Bonnie’s recovering from a traumatic blowdry that left her starring in an unsolicited salon photoshoot—keep your eyes peeled for the glossy evidence (and no, she didn’t ask for volume).Meanwhile, Lottie is living her best BBQ life in the fleeting Irish sun—donkey d*cks not on the menu, thank you very much.The sisters debate wedding guest fashion faux pas (bright pink feathers vs. polka dots: which is the real crime?) and Lottie’s also raising serious hygiene concerns—namely, is Bonnie still greasy from their shared bathwater childhood days? The stank mystery continues…Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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34:47
A Vibrating Eiffel Tower
Bonnie saw Big Ben in London… and also their brother’s bare ass.Meanwhile, Lottie’s anniversary night took a turn—from romance to reality—when she stumbled home tipsy, only to be greeted by a sick child (so much for a vibrating Eiffel Tower).And Lottie’s latest fascination with relationship synchronization has her questioning why Bonnie looks suspiciously like John… is she back kissing long-lost cousins again?Slide into their DMs on Insta: @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome to No One Else Will Listen—where sisters Lottie and Bonnie Ryan turn their weekly FaceTime catch-ups into a podcast, because if they have to listen to each other’s nonsense, you might as well too. With Bonnie navigating life in New York and Lottie holding down the fort in Dublin, they cover the things you only talk about with your sister—because no one else will listen… and, let’s be honest, she doesn’t really have a choice.From chaotic life updates to deep (and occasionally questionable) chats, expect brutally honest takes, unfiltered oversharing, and a healthy dose of sibling bickering. Plus, they’ll be dishing out sisterly, and likely conflicting, advice to listeners.It’s messy, it’s real, and it’s the kind of conversations you’d never have in public—but your sister has to hear them.Slide into their DMs: @bonnieryan & @lottieryan1 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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