No One Else Will Listen

It’s the season finale! And honestly… it couldn’t have come at a better time. Bonnie’s knee-deep in moving boxes and battling the winter uglies, while Lottie has just lived the best week of her LIFE. No, not the Cover Girl moment - her house got a deep clean and she’s never been happier. It's out with the old and she's ready to say goodbye to the Year of the Snake.To wrap up the season, the sisters spark some early Christmas family drama with a festive round of “Who’s Most Likely?” (Ryan siblings, this is your cue to stop listening). Then comes the real chaos: a heated debate over the only Christmas question that matters - turkey or ham?Looking ahead to 2026, the girls are already planning their return for Season 3… because let’s be honest, No One Else Will Listen!Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bonnie and Lottie are coming down with something, but don’t panic, Lottie’s got a “remedy”... and yes, it involves toilet talk (because of course it does). It’s that time of year: head colds, Elf on the Shelf, and reflecting on the past twelve months - though honestly, must we?The sisters look back on their wildest Christmas memories, including the year someone stole Christmas. And no, it wasn’t The Grinch - it was Granny Maureen, who popped her clogs and stole the show. But in true Ryan fashion, the show must go on, just try not to trip over everything swept under the rug on your way to the Christmas tree!Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He’s behind you!!! No, not Bugsy Malone - it’s Franklin Jonas… yeehaw! Bonnie got a surprise show from the Bonus Jonas, and let’s just say… howdy, partner. Sadly though, Bonnie's dancing boots are off for this year’s family panto trip as she'll be sitting this one out. So if you spot Lottie at this year’s Gaiety panto, please - help her locate the nearest toilet so she's not squatting in the aisles during the first act.And this week’s big debate: what’s worse, sweating through a grey t-shirt, or eating a kangaroo testicle? According to Bonnie, it’s a tough call.Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s full-fledged chaos in the Ryan family this week as the Christmas arguments have kicked off... in November. And we need your opinion: do gift cards ruin the Christmas magic?Lottie shares the most unattractive trait in a man, and no, it’s not wearing ankle socks with dress shoes - it's even worse.Meanwhile, Bonnie’s heading to the Jonas Brothers concert, praying they recognise her in the crowd. Maybe this is her chance to reignite her singing career and finally join the band as the Bonus Jonas.Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lottie's losing her marbles this week - she couldn't find her way home without Google Maps and she lost her diary! Not just any diary... THE diary. Thankfully, with a quick prayer to St. Anthony (and a charitable bribe), it resurfaced just in time to remind her of her appearance on the 6 o’clock show, where she chatted all things peri- and menopause. Most people loved it… but of course, the keyboard warriors came crawling out of their caves.Bonnie shares her own experience receiving thoughtless comments around starting a family. She gets real about the struggles she's been facing, in hopes of spreading awareness and creating a safe place for anyone else on a similar journey - so no one feels alone.Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.