Kick Offs and Kick Ons

This week on the KOKO Show we are joined by the man that is about to sit alone atop the mountain as the most capped Super Rugby player ever. That is right this rag tag show has once again landed a white whale and the game of rugby’s ‘Mr Right Now’, James ‘Styvo’ Slipper. This coming weekend slips moves to 203 Super Rugby games and takes out the title, so on the show he humbly talks about all the records he holds, his imminent playing future and he defends some funny stories that we got from his wife Kara. This bloke has changed the game of rugby in Australia for the better and this week on KOKO we give this big backy bastard his flowers and shower him with some much deserved adoration. Plus, we tackle all the action from the Superb Rugby and we proudly crown France the Champions of the Guinness Six Nations, after an ‘all-time’ after the siren execution of those English lads.

However, this week isn't all about the RA RA - we take some time to talk about our weekend activities, we discuss the best proposal stories, we test the boys French speaking skills and of course we dumpster dive right back into Swoop’s Temu cupboard. So sit back, relax and take and intravenous dose of some fucking C’est La Vie. It is time to say “Such Is Life” with an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES

00:00 - Start of the show
01:52 - Weekend reflections
06:15 - RE-KOKO-MENDATIONS
08:30 - Patreon Plug
08:57 - Rugby Round Up Part 1 - DRUA V BRUMBIES
12:39 - REDS V WARATAHS
16:33 - HURRICANES V FORCE
18:47 - Intro James Slipper
20:09 - James Slipper on the Brumbies performance in Fiji
21:03 - Slipper shirt reveal
21:37 - James Slipper on breaking the record this coming weekend
22:20 - James Slipper’s playing future
24:00 - The 2026 Brumbies
26:02 - James on collecting so many records
28:22 - Loosehead Landmarks Game
36:40 - Proposal Stories
38:50 - Rugby Round Up Part 2 - IRELAND V SCOTLAND
40:53 - WALES V ITALY
42:04 - FRANCE V ENGLAND
45:44 - THE FRENCH SPEAKING GAME
51:12 - Swoop’s Temu Cupboard
58:16 - Close of the show

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This week on the KOKO Show we are foraging around the world of rugby as lone rangers lost in a wilderness of psychedelic southern footy and naturally naughty northern Internationals. That is right, we are serving up an extra sloppy no guest nonsense for you, allowing our little island of misfit degenerates to spread their wings and do what they do best, talk absolute rubbish and little bit of rugby.

First up, we get stuck right into all the action of Super Rugby from the weekend that saw the Reds sneak home against the unbeaten Brumbies, the Blues castrate the Crusaders and the Canes show the Tahs who is daddy. Just to name a few, plus we get right into the nitty gritty with the Guinness Six Nations, with Ireland downing the Dragons, the English getting pantsed by the panettone producing Italians and the Scots telling the French where they can escargot! Plus, we break down all the magical machinations heading into the final week of games as the best comp in the world (so they say) goes down to the wire.

Finally, the lads have a little fun around fire as they pick out some famous rugby appendages, they hand out some ‘Re-KOKO-mendations’ for the fans and of course we finish with our very own ‘Titan of Temu’. So sit back, relax and get out your night vision goggles, KOKO is about to go full stealth. It is time for an all new Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 - Start of the show
02:29 - Drew talks about a Waratah fan forum
04:25 - Initial chat about the woes of English rugby
07:19 - RE’KOKO’MENDATIONS
13:37 - Patreon plug
14:02 - RUGBY NEWS
22:08 - Rugby Round Up Part 1 - BRUMBIES V REDS
30:45 - HIGHLANDERS V FORCE
32:17 - BLUES V CRUSADERS
33:40 - CHIEFS V MOANA PASIFIKA
33:43 - WARATAHS V HURRICANES
42:41 - Prof’s Pick The Appendage
47:47 - Rugby Round Up Part 2 - ITALY V ENGLAND
50:00 - WALES V IRELAND
52:23 - SCOTLAND V FRANCE
56:01 - Six Nations is coming down to the wire
57:33 - Listener question
01:02:15 - Swoop’s Temu Cupboard
01:09:13 - Close of the show

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This week on the show we are joined by the people’s champ and undisputed fan favourite of ye KOKO faithful. He is a man with many masks and some of them wear mouth tape, he speaks his mind and we all know that can be a very interesting place to say the least, please welcome the one and only Mr Carlo Tizzano. With Carlo on the flank the lads get stuck into the Force’s start to the 2026 season, his wild journey throughout the Lions Tour and how he is currently monetizing his unborn child. Then we finish off our little catch up with our neuro know-it-all by playing a very game of True or False where we unpack the trials and tribulations faced by Carlo being the only Italian known to man that is allergic to eggplant.

Plus, we have a deep dive into the week that was in Superb Rugby as we take a look around the grounds, illuminating how the Aussies’ had a weekend to remember in Round 3. To finish our footy-fueled feast we head north to preview a mouth watering round four of the Guinness Six Nations, wetting your whistles with the likes of Ireland v Wales, Italy v England and the big one at Murrayfield Scotland v France. So sit back, relax and light up a fat fucking stogie this episode of KIck Off and Kick Ons will blow smoke rings around the rugby world.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show
01:39 - weekend recap
05:14 - Prof’s joke of the week
05:36 - Punch the Monkey Segment
08:40 - Patreon plug and ball giveaway rules
09:59 - The lads dissect the fails in the Olivia Dean social
17:32 - Rugby Round Up Part 1 - MOANA PASIFIKA V FORCE
20:03 - REDS V HIGHLANDERS
23:02 - DRUA V HURRICANES
24:23 - Introduce Carlo Tizzano
25:23 - Carlo and Emma are expecting a baby
28:35 - Carlo’s roommate situation on tour
31:03 - Carlo talks about the Lions Tour
33:59 - Carlo talks about the Force in 2026
37:07 - The Neuro Divergent Brotherhood
39:59 - Missing out on the 30 year Force team
41:32 - Carlo’s dad is his biggest fan
43:31 - True or False Game
53:11 - Rugby Round Up Part 2 - CHIEFS V CRUSADERS
54:06 - BRUMBIES V BLUES
57:47 - ROUND 4 SIX NATIONS PREVIEW/PREDICTIONS
01:01:19 - Swoop’s Temu Cupboard
01:08:46 - Close of the show

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This week on the KOKO Show we got down and dirty with the buff, broad and beautiful captain of the NSW Waratahs Mr Matt Philip. With Matt riding comfortably in our side-car of craziness, the lads chat about the Tahs hot start to 2026, his return home to skipper his childhood team and lastly we play a little game of TRUE of FALSE the Matt Philip edition. Plus, the boys get hot and bothered about round two of the Superb Rugby, talking all things oval ball in the Pacific, as well as, a little trip up North to chat Six Nations footy, focussing heavily on French flare and English despair.

Furthermore, Drew this week has been enamoured about the plight of the Japanese monkey Punch and his hardships he has faced after being disowned and bullied in captivity. Thus, we have launched a new segment where the boys illuminate something in their lives that they just can’t let go of, all whilst holding ‘Hope’ the orangutan of comfort. Lastly but certainly not the least, we are back with a couple of juicy segments to round out the ep, Swoop adds a few more items to his Temu cupboard and the lads play a little game called ‘Guess that Salad’. So sit back, relax and think about how shit England is at rugby. If that can’t make you smile then you must be dead inside, but for now it is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Start of the show
01:30 - The boys recap their weekends
03:46 - Punch the Monkey Segment
08:07 - Intro Matt Philip
10:01 - Matt on the Waratahs’ start to the season
11:18 - Matt on what it is like playing the Drua
12:12 - Matt on his property portfolio of lego houses
14:01 - Matt on being named captain of the Waratahs
15:13 - Matt Philip TRUE or FALSE
22:25 - Rugby Round Up Part 1 - WARATAHS V DRUA
24:42 - CRUSADERS V BRUMBIES
30:19 - Rumours that Stephen Larkham might be heading to the All Blacks
32:01 - FORCE V BLUES
34:24 - OTHER SUPER RUGBY RESULTS
37:01 - What’s in Swoop’s Temu Cupboard?
43:03 - Rugby Round Up Part 2 - IRELAND V ENGLAND
45:54 - WALES V SCOTLAND
48:59 - FRANCE V ITALY
51:20 - Swoop’s five day fast
53:15 - Guess the Salad game
55:33 - Close of Show

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This week on the KOKO Show we are joined by a young gun of Australian Rugby, he is a Sydney 6, Perth 10 and Canberra 11, so please put your mitts together for Mr Charlie Cale. With big Chedsy in tow the lads grill him on the inner workings of the Brumbies’ shower schedule, his nickname and the powerful start in round one of the season. We tackle the light and shade of what it is like being so handsome in Super Rugby and what it is like to forcibly consume lots of Greek salad.

Plus, we have an in depth look at the results from the first week of the Superb Rugby season, breaking down the two big Aussie derbies, as well as the other games from across a wonderful weekend in the Pacific. Moreover, the feast of footy did not stop here as we headed up to our NHLs to break down Scotland’s big win over England, Ireland holding on against the Italian and the French putting the Welsh on toast. Plus, the lads try a few delicacies from our Northern neighbours and Swoop gives the guys some tangy TEMU treats. So sit back, relax and bathe in the beauty that is rugby from all four corners of the globe. Let us the KOKO Show glaze you with all our rugby goodness in an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS
00:00 - Start of the show
00.32 - The new studio
02:20 - Mad Dog Manifestations
09:20 - RUGBY ROUND UP SEGMENT
09:42 - The retro Super Rugby jerseys were a hit
10:12 - SUPER RUGBY - WARATAHS V REDS
16:24 - FORCE V BRUMBIES
20:17 - Other Results
23:07 - SIX NATIONS PART 1 - IRELAND V ITALY
25:55 - Introduce Charlie Cale
26:57 - Charlie’s relationship with Valentines Day
28:35 - Charlie talks about the Brumbies round 1 match
31:32 - How Charlie started in rugby
32:54 - What are Soapy Showers?
34:15 - Goit at Brumbies training
35:08 - Charlie’s tough 2025
38:25 - True or false with Charlie Cale
42:44 - Charlie on playing the Crusaders in round 2
43:22 - Charlie on first Wallabies camp and being knocked out in club footy
49:19 - Swoop’s airplane question
52:23 - SIX NATIONS PART 2 - SCOTLAND V ENGLAND
55:00 - WALES V FRANCE
57:17 - Six Nations Delicacy Duel
01:01:40 - ‘What’s in Swoop’s Temu Cupboard’
01:07:14 - Close of the show
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