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Ashley’s had her face lasered off… and lived to tell the tale. This week, she’s giving us the full rundown on her laser experience, the slightly terrifying recovery and why the internet had plenty to say about it.
Then we’re getting into the internet’s latest favourite hobby: absolutely tearing people apart. From £300 agendas and business launches to going viral for all the wrong reasons, when did “it’s not for me” stop being enough?
And it’s time to protect your peace. The gossipers, the users, the passive-aggressive “banter”, the permanently chaotic friend and the people who somehow leave you feeling completely drained, we’re naming the red flags and deciding who needs their access revoked.
Lauren considers whether she’s entering her perimenopause era, we hear possibly the best drunken text ever sent over a Patek Philippe, and a listener needs some serious advice after discovering his partner cheated while he was deployed.
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Ashley’s survived the Christening… just about. Between no-show guests, feral kids, a very badly timed smell in church and trying to enjoy a glass of champagne while chasing children around the garden, we’re getting the full debrief.
Lauren’s been down to London for a Stranger Things-filled trip with the kids, but somehow comes home with more than she bargained for after getting chatted up in a coffee shop and of course, the kids waste absolutely no time telling James.
We’re also talking the absolute STRESS of getting the kids back to school, whether we’d ever consider homeschooling, the Ibiza cheating scandal that’s taken over TikTok and why, in 2026, you’re probably not getting away with anything on a lads’ holiday.
Plus, the dilemmas are back and we’re dishing out some tough love on careers, relationships and what to do when you still fancy your husband… but can’t stop thinking about sleeping with other men.
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Ashley’s had a rather dramatic fall and is lucky to still have her teeth, so naturally the girls start comparing their best (and most embarrassing) trips and falls before somehow ending up reminiscing about doing PE at school. Turns out Ashley's school had a very different uniform policy to Lauren's...
There’s also a genuinely useful lesson in how to take a decent Instagram picture, including the iPhone settings you need to change, where the camera should actually be positioned and the posing tricks that make far more difference than they probably should.
The girls then get into Meta glasses and the increasingly terrifying possibility that someone could be filming you without you having a clue. Something Ashley and Lauren have unfortunately experienced first-hand.
And after a slight detour into the alleged bedroom habits of Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Moss’ infamous 30th birthday, the girls reminisce their own partying days. Lauren's will probably be of no surprise.
There's also a bizarre story about one of the girls friend who refused to let a heart monitor ruin her night out, What We Bought This Week and a Zara Kids hack that could save you a small fortune.
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This week, Ashley’s deep in christening prep. From outfit dilemmas and godparent duties to the vicar grilling the chosen few before the big day. Meanwhile, Producer Lucas is preparing for quite the change of scenery, going straight from holy water and hymns to seeing The Prodigy live. Christening to Twisted Firestarter…
Lauren also shares possibly one of her most unhinged stories yet after a desperate attempt to retrieve her vape ends with her inside a wheelie bin and it only gets worse.
Ashley's got the update you've all been asking for on her postpartum piles, there's vagina chat and a debate over the important questions: when a relationship ends, how quickly should you delete your ex from Instagram and is 385 blocked accounts excessive?
Things take a more serious turn as the girls have an open conversation about postpartum depression, the pressures women can face after having a baby and the Lindsay Clancy case, as well as the importance of talking honestly about the darker side of motherhood.
Trigger warning: This episode includes discussion of postpartum depression, postpartum psychosis, suicide and harm to children.
If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this episode, information and support is available at: https://www.samaritans.org
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After welcoming baby number four, Ashley reveals what life has really been like since giving birth. From sleepless nights to the moment she decided she was ready to leave the baby behind and go to Ibiza… just seven weeks after giving birth.
And when Ashley got to Ibiza, things got VERY interesting. There’s a boat, champagne, a group of girls who refuse to stay in bed and somehow David Beckham made an appearance...
Plus, the girls get stuck chat whether celebs be allowed to sell their clothes on Vinted. Is it just recycling your wardrobe, or does it look a bit different when you're already loaded? And what about selling things you've been gifted?
And finally… ROLLERS AT THE AIRPORT. Should you be allowed into an airport lounge wearing them?
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