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The James & Joe Garden Show

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  • The James & Joe Garden Show

    Feeling the Heat? Cool Off with a Garden World Cup

    07/07/2026 | 44 mins.
    When temperatures soar and the football takes over the TV, what better way to settle one of gardening's biggest debates? In this week's episode, James and Joe take a tongue-in-cheek trip around the globe, comparing Britain's gardens with some of the world's greatest horticultural traditions. Inspired by the World Cup, they imagine gardens going head-to-head in an international knockout tournament—complete with unlikely winners, controversial refereeing decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way.

    From the elegance of Japanese gardens and the grandeur of France's formal landscapes to the bold planting of Brazil, the colourful displays of Canada's Butchart Gardens, and the unique character of gardens in Australia, New Zealand and Mexico, the pair explore what makes each country's gardening style distinctive. Along the way they ask whether British gardening has influenced the world a little too much, and whether every country should embrace its own landscape, climate and native plants instead of copying traditional English designs.

    With Britain emerging from a sweltering heatwave, the conversation naturally turns to gardening in a changing climate. James and Joe discuss the importance of planting more trees, designing gardens for shade, choosing drought-tolerant plants, and why establishing young trees has never been more important. It's a thoughtful discussion wrapped up in their usual mix of humour, personal stories and gardening wisdom.

    As always, there are plenty of entertaining detours—from cricket, banana splits and AI translation to Roman topiary, Christopher Lloyd's love of bold planting, and even the possibility of launching their own international Gardening World Cup.

    Whether you're cheering on your favourite football team or simply looking for inspiration to make your own garden more resilient this summer, this episode is packed with ideas, laughter and plenty of horticultural debate. Which country would lift the Garden World Cup? You'll have to listen and decide for yourself. 🌍🌿⚽
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  • The James & Joe Garden Show

    Question Time: Garden Marriages, Retired Gardeners, and Bent Cucumbers

    30/06/2026 | 32 mins.
    This week, James and Joe tackle the big questions: Do TV gardeners ever actually retire, or are they just doomed to keep trundling on forever? We dive into the absurdity of professional aging, campaign for Dame Carol Klein, and address the existential crisis of a "bent" cucumber. Plus, we offer some much-needed relationship counseling for a couple caught between a wildlife meadow and minimalist paving.

    In this episode:


    The Retirement Myth: Why self-employed creatives—and TV gardeners—don't "retire" in the conventional sense.


    The Campaign for Carol: Why it’s high time for Dame Carol Klein.


    Rebel Plants: James and Joe name their favorite "free-spirited" plants that refuse to stay where they’re put (spoiler: it involves Seseli and Foxgloves).


    The Cucumber Straightener: A Victorian relic or a show-stopper? We weigh in on the "polite society" of show bench vegetables.


    Relationship Counseling: How to manage a garden when your partner wants a concrete jungle and you want a wild meadow.

    This episode is sponsored by Kress, leaders in robotic lawnmowing and battery landscaping tools. Learn more here: https://www.kress.com/en-gb/

    About our hosts

    James Alexander-Sinclair is a garden designer, writer and broadcaster. He is an RHS Vice-President and was awarded the Veitch Memorial Medal for outstanding contribution to horticulture in 2022. He is the RHS Ambassador for Garden Design and a Fellow of the Society of Garden Designers.

    Joe Swift is a familiar face on television as a presenter of BBC TV’s Gardeners’ World and other gardening programmes. He is a garden designer, broadcaster, writer and design director of Modular.

    Support James and Joe by becoming a member of The Garden Collective - a community for anyone who loves plants, gardens and sharing what they love - a place where experts and fellow gardeners all come together to inspire, entertain and keep us company whilst we’re weeding (or staring out of the window at the rain).

    You'll get access to articles written by some great gardeners, live Q&A sessions, livestreams, podcasts and loads more.

    It’s more than a platform - it’s a place where we can answer questions, offer biscuits and share our triumphs and disasters.⁠⁠⁠⁠

    Subscribe now⁠: https://join.scribehound.com/gardening?ref=share&sharer=uu4ouXbbErgc54CBD&shareType=SbzpSgeEBK&channel=gardening%E2%81%A0

    Follow James & Joe on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jamesandjoegarden/

    Follow The Garden Collective on ⁠⁠Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/garden_collective_/

    Contact us: ⁠gardening@scribehound.com⁠.

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  • The James & Joe Garden Show

    Light Up Your Garden or Keep It Dark?

    23/06/2026 | 46 mins.
    Garden lighting is a divisive subject, and James and Joe are owning the controversy this week. From the "feral" beauty of a well-lit tree to the absolute horror of bright, cold security lights that turn your backyard into an office complex at midnight, we’re ripping up the rulebook on how to light your space effectively.

    We discuss the delicate balance of creating drama through light and shadow, the importance of "warm white" over harsh blue LEDs, and why James thinks the future of garden lighting is actually… solar-powered path lights that make your garden look like a runway. Plus, we dive into the circadian rhythms of local blackbirds, the perils of "carefully" sexing hedgehogs, and why you should never, ever light a tree at 3:00 AM.

    This episode is sponsored by Kress, leaders in robotic lawnmowing and battery landscaping tools. Learn more here: https://www.kress.com/en-gb/

    About our hosts

    James Alexander-Sinclair is a garden designer, writer and broadcaster. He is an RHS Vice-President and was awarded the Veitch Memorial Medal for outstanding contribution to horticulture in 2022. He is the RHS Ambassador for Garden Design and a Fellow of the Society of Garden Designers.

    Joe Swift is a familiar face on television as a presenter of BBC TV’s Gardeners’ World and other gardening programmes. He is a garden designer, broadcaster, writer and design director of Modular.

    Support James and Joe by becoming a member of The Garden Collective - a community for anyone who loves plants, gardens and sharing what they love - a place where experts and fellow gardeners all come together to inspire, entertain and keep us company whilst we’re weeding (or staring out of the window at the rain).

    You'll get access to articles written by some great gardeners, live Q&A sessions, livestreams, podcasts and loads more.

    It’s more than a platform - it’s a place where we can answer questions, offer biscuits and share our triumphs and disasters.⁠⁠⁠⁠

    Subscribe now⁠: https://join.scribehound.com/gardening?ref=share&sharer=uu4ouXbbErgc54CBD&shareType=SbzpSgeEBK&channel=gardening%E2%81%A0

    Follow James & Joe on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jamesandjoegarden/

    Follow The Garden Collective on ⁠⁠Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/garden_collective_/

    Contact us: ⁠gardening@scribehound.com⁠.
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  • The James & Joe Garden Show

    Question Time: Etsy Witches, Rainy Weddings, and Garden Etiquette

    16/06/2026 | 37 mins.
    We’re back with another listener Q&A! As always, James and Joe are answering your most urgent (and slightly unhinged) gardening questions. This week, we tackle the "elephant in the room": what is the official etiquette for bathroom breaks when you’re working in a client’s garden? (Spoiler: It involves a lot of "feral weeding" and shed-related anxiety).

    We also dive into the ethics of urban gardening—is it botanical cruelty to cram 30 cosmos into a tiny window box?—and take on a listener’s challenge: for every new plant you buy, you must purge one household item. Plus, we discuss the efficacy of paying a witch on Etsy to save your wedding day weather.

    In this episode:


    The Bathroom Protocol: How to handle the lack of facilities without ruining your client relationship.


    Urban Gardening Ethics: When does "abundance" cross the line into plant torture?


    The One-In-One-Out Rule: James and Joe try to decide which household junk to bin for their latest plant haul.


    Witchcraft & Weddings: Should you demand a refund from an Etsy witch for a rainy wedding day?


    Reality TV Dreams: Which reality shows would James and Joe actually survive?

    Got a question for the next Q&A? Drop it in our DMs.

    This episode is sponsored by Kress, leaders in robotic lawnmowing and battery landscaping tools. Learn more here: https://www.kress.com/en-gb/

    About our hosts

    James Alexander-Sinclair is a garden designer, writer and broadcaster. He is an RHS Vice-President and was awarded the Veitch Memorial Medal for outstanding contribution to horticulture in 2022. He is the RHS Ambassador for Garden Design and a Fellow of the Society of Garden Designers.

    Joe Swift is a familiar face on television as a presenter of BBC TV’s Gardeners’ World and other gardening programmes. He is a garden designer, broadcaster, writer and design director of Modular.

    Support James and Joe by becoming a member of The Garden Collective - a community for anyone who loves plants, gardens and sharing what they love - a place where experts and fellow gardeners all come together to inspire, entertain and keep us company whilst we’re weeding (or staring out of the window at the rain).

    You'll get access to articles written by some great gardeners, live Q&A sessions, livestreams, podcasts and loads more.

    It’s more than a platform - it’s a place where we can answer questions, offer biscuits and share our triumphs and disasters.⁠⁠⁠⁠

    Subscribe now⁠: https://join.scribehound.com/gardening?ref=share&sharer=uu4ouXbbErgc54CBD&shareType=SbzpSgeEBK&channel=gardening%E2%81%A0

    Follow James & Joe on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jamesandjoegarden/

    Follow The Garden Collective on ⁠⁠Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/garden_collective_/

    Contact us: ⁠gardening@scribehound.com⁠.
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
  • The James & Joe Garden Show

    Garden Kitsch: Why Your Plastic Flamingo Needs to Go

    09/06/2026 | 39 mins.
    Is it ever okay to have a plastic owl in your tree? What is the secret to placing sculpture without looking like you’re trying too hard? And why are some of you planting your underwear? We explore the fine, often blurry line between high-end abstract art and the "tut and tat" that haunts our sheds.

    In this episode:


    The Gnome Controversy: Did the King really force Chelsea to bring them back?


    Sculpture 101: Why empty pots are art, but planted-up toilets are... well, something else entirely.


    Pest Control or Pure Kitsch: Are plastic herons and balloons actually doing anything, or just scaring the neighbours?


    The "Jekyll" Gnome: A look back at the original garden-gnome drama.


    James & Joe’s Personal Collections: The good, the bad, and the slightly unhinged pieces lurking in our own gardens.

    Have a piece of kitsch you’re secretly proud of? Let us know on socials!

    This episode is sponsored by Kress, leaders in robotic lawnmowing and battery landscaping tools. Learn more here: https://www.kress.com/en-gb/

    About our hosts

    James Alexander-Sinclair is a garden designer, writer and broadcaster. He is an RHS Vice-President and was awarded the Veitch Memorial Medal for outstanding contribution to horticulture in 2022. He is the RHS Ambassador for Garden Design and a Fellow of the Society of Garden Designers.

    Joe Swift is a familiar face on television as a presenter of BBC TV’s Gardeners’ World and other gardening programmes. He is a garden designer, broadcaster, writer and design director of Modular.

    Support James and Joe by becoming a member of The Garden Collective - a community for anyone who loves plants, gardens and sharing what they love - a place where experts and fellow gardeners all come together to inspire, entertain and keep us company whilst we’re weeding (or staring out of the window at the rain).

    You'll get access to articles written by some great gardeners, live Q&A sessions, livestreams, podcasts and loads more.

    It’s more than a platform - it’s a place where we can answer questions, offer biscuits and share our triumphs and disasters.⁠⁠⁠⁠

    Subscribe now⁠: https://join.scribehound.com/gardening?ref=share&sharer=uu4ouXbbErgc54CBD&shareType=SbzpSgeEBK&channel=gardening%E2%81%A0

    Follow James & Joe on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jamesandjoegarden/

    Follow The Garden Collective on ⁠⁠Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/garden_collective_/

    Contact us: ⁠gardening@scribehound.com⁠.
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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About The James & Joe Garden Show
Welcome to The James & Joe Garden Show - the podcast that rips up the horticultural rulebook and plants something far more entertaining. Join James Alexander-Sinclair and Joe Swift every week where they tackle a garden topic, from the sensible to the completely ridiculous, armed with sharp opinions, 40 years’ worth of stories and a habit of wandering wildly off-topic. Listeners can also send in their weird and wonderful garden questions for the chance to win our treasured mascot - the Scribehound gnome, Jekyll. Our only two rules? No dead plants and no dull questions. As part of The Garden Collective - a place where leading experts share unfiltered gardening wisdom every single day - you can subscribe to get ad-free listening, bonus episodes, special access to live events, written articles from garden experts and so much more. Got a burning garden question, or a bizarre problem you just need to share? Email us at gardening@scribehound.com and we’ll get stuck in. Follow The Garden Collective on ⁠⁠Instagram.⁠⁠
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