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  • The Once And Future Nerd

    #Ask The Once And Future Nerd for Bk. 2, Ch. 9

    09/07/2023 | 1h 16 mins.
    Today’s bonus content is the #AskTOAFN listener Q&A for Book 2, Chapter 9. Christian, Dan, Anya and Greg answer a few questions related to the chapter…and then mostly relitigate Tumblr’s “Sexiest Once And Future Nerd Character” poll.

    ANNOUNCEMENTS:

    Due to a (very literal) expansion in the TOAFN family, there will be a longer than usual break between Chapters 9 and 10. Our Patreon will be paused until we have something to release. Stay tuned to our socials for official announcements.

    (The transcript for the conversation can be found here, and the transcript for our announcements can be found here.)

    Thank you as always for listening!
  • The Once And Future Nerd

    A Handful Of Bodyguards, Pt. 5

    28/05/2023 | 32 mins.
    In the conclusion of Book 2, Chapter 9, Billy does what Billy does best – be a huge pain in the ass – and reshapes the power balance of Pacific Ridge. And just in time for the arrival of a very influential power broker. First Snow prepares to delivery discouraging news to her community.

    CREDITS FOR THIS EPISODE:

    Directed by
     CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

    Written by
     CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA and GREGORY M. SCHULZ

    PERFORMED BY:
     RHIANNON ANGELL as…      Janey
     GARRETT ARMYN as…      Sir Brennen Willemson, Baker, and Ranger 4
     DAN DOBRANSKY as…      Vanderberg
     ANYA GIBIAN as…      Aerona Regan
     IAN HARKINS as…      The Narrator and Ranger 1
     AARON LANHAM as…      First Snow
     CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA as…      Tyymos, Stablehand, and Bill
     PAUL NOTICE as…      Nelson and Ranger 2
     ANA O’DANIEL as…      Lulu
     APRIL ORTIZ as…      Steady River
     FRANK QUERIS as…      Billy
     JULIE REED as…      Jen
     REGINA RENEE RUSSELL as…      Nia and Blacksmith
     GREGORY M. SCHULZ as…      Yllowyyn, Ranger 3, and Weston
     DAVID SYLVESTER WOLF as…      O’an Hritsl

    Editing by
     JIM BANTING

    Foley, Sound Design, and Post Production Mixing by
     JIM BANTING

    Additional Writing Help from
     ANA O’DANIEL

    Music Direction and Main Theme by
     TOM LEE

    Additional Scoring by
     CHRIS MONTALBO

    Created and Executive Produced by
     ZACH GLASS & CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

    Co-Executive Produced by
     JESS KELLEY-MADERA

    Associate Producers
    ALEC STORY

    The script for this episode can be downloaded here, and the transcript of our announcements here.

    ANNOUNCEMENTS:

    The end of a Chapter means we’ll be doing an #AskTOAFN livestream on YouTube. Submit your questions on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, or Tumblr using #AskTOAFN! Just make sure to submit by 11:59pm ET on June 2.

    As always, The Once And Future Nerd is made possible by our Patrons on Patreon. We hope you consider joining!

    Follow our socials for all scheduling announcements.

    CONTENT NOTES:

    Intimate partner violence is a recurring throughline of this chapter

    End of Listed CONTENT NOTES
  • The Once And Future Nerd

    A Handful Of Bodyguards, Pt. 4

    30/04/2023 | 28 mins.
    Regan becomes increasingly entangled in the affairs of Pacific Ridge, while the Party puts their plan into motion. Yllodyk may have found an ally, but she has some explaining to do first.

    CREDITS FOR THIS EPISODE:

    Directed by
    CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

    Written by
    CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA and GREGORY M. SCHULZ

    PERFORMED BY:
    RHIANNON ANGELL as…      Yllodyk and Janey
    GARRETT ARMYN as…      Sir Brennen Willemson
    DAN DOBRANSKY as…      Vanderberg
    ANYA GIBIAN as…      Aerona Regan and Maeve Bailey
     IAN HARKINS as…      The Narrator and The Professor
     CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA as…      Bill
     PAUL NOTICE as…      Nelson
     ANA O’DANIEL as…      Lulu
     FRANK QUERIS as…      Billy
     JULIE REED as…      Jen
     REGINA RENEE RUSSELL as…      Nia
     GREGORY M. SCHULZ as…      Yllowyyn and Weston
     DAVID SYLVESTER WOLF as…      O’an Hritsl

    Editing by
     JIM BANTING

    Foley, Sound Design, and Post Production Mixing by
     EDWARD BUSH

    Additional Writing Help from
     ANA O’DANIEL

    Music Direction and Main Theme by
     TOM LEE

    Additional Scoring by
     CHRIS MONTALBO

    Created and Executive Produced by
     ZACH GLASS & CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

    Co-Executive Produced by
     JESS KELLEY-MADERA

    The script for this episode can be downloaded here, and the transcript of our announcements here.

    ANNOUNCEMENTS:

    This episode is brought to you in part by Shaker & Spoon – a subscription service that helps you learn to make craft cocktails at home. Get 20% off your first box by visiting shakerandspoon.com/toafn

    As always, The Once And Future Nerd is made possible by our Patrons on Patreon. We hope you consider joining!

    We’ll be back with our next episode on May 28. See you then!

    CONTENT NOTES:

    Intimate partner violence is a recurring throughline of this chapter

    End of Listed CONTENT NOTES
  • The Once And Future Nerd

    A Handful Of Bodyguards, Pt. 3

    26/03/2023 | 36 mins.
    Yllodyk reckons with the aftershock from her parents’ untimely deaths. Under the Black Mountains, Mag Uidhir and the Dragon make good on their bargain.

    CREDITS FOR THIS EPISODE:

    Directed by
    CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

    Written by
    O CARCIENTE and CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

    PERFORMED BY:
    RHIANNON ANGELL as…      Yllodyk
    GARRETT ARMYN as…      Jethro
    IAN HARKINS as…      The Narrator and Mag Uidhir
    CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA as…      Renault D’esprit
    JULIE REED as…      Elf Constable
    REGINA RENEE RUSSELL as…      The Dragon/Yrrsylax

    Editing by
    JIM BANTING

    Foley, Sound Design, and Post Production Mixing by
     EDWARD BUSH

    Music Direction and Main Theme by
     TOM LEE

    Additional Scoring by
     CHRIS MONTALBO

    Created and Executive Produced by
     ZACH GLASS & CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

    Co-Executive Produced by
     JESS KELLEY-MADERA

    Associate Producers
     SUSAN DEGAN and ALEC STORY

    The script for this episode can be downloaded here, and the transcript of our announcements here.

    ANNOUNCEMENTS:

    This episode is brought to you in part by Shaker & Spoon – a subscription service that helps you learn to make craft cocktails at home. Get 20% off your first box by visiting shakerandspoon.com/toafn

    As always, The Once And Future Nerd is made possible by our Patrons on Patreon. We hope you consider joining!

    We’ll be back with our next episode on Apr. 30. See you then!

    CONTENT NOTES:

    There is a description of death by torture

    There is talk of gender dysphoria, particularly as it relates to menstruation and childbirth

    End of Listed CONTENT NOTES
  • The Once And Future Nerd

    A Handful Of Bodyguards, Pt. 2

    26/02/2023 | 24 mins.
    Old rivalries flare in Pacific Ridge. Nelson finds a kindred spirit. Regan folds some new allies into the Party’s plan.

    CREDITS FOR THIS EPISODE:

    Directed by
    CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

    Written by
    CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA and GREGORY M. SCHULZ

    PERFORMED BY:
    RHIANNON ANGELL as…      Janey
    GARRETT ARMYN as…      Sir Brennen Willemson
    DAN DOBRANSKY as…      Vanderberg
    ANYA GIBIAN as…      Aerona Regan
    IAN HARKINS as…      The Narrator and Ranger 1
    CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA as…      Bill
    PAUL NOTICE as…      Nelson
    ANA O’DANIEL as…      Lulu
    FRANK QUERIS as…      Billy
    JULIE REED as…      Jen
    REGINA RENEE RUSSELL as…      Nia
    GREGORY M. SCHULZ as…      Yllowyyn, Ranger 3, and Weston
    DAVID SYLVESTER WOLF as…      O’an Hritsl

    Editing by
    JIM BANTING

    Foley, Sound Design, and Post Production Mixing by
    EDWARD BUSH

    Additional Writing Help from
    ANA O’DANIEL

    Music Direction and Main Theme by
    TOM LEE

    Additional Scoring by
    CHRIS MONTALBO

    Created and Executive Produced by
    ZACH GLASS & CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

    Co-Executive Produced by
    JESS KELLEY-MADERA

    Associate Producers
    SUSAN DEGAN and ALEC STORY

    The script for this episode can be found here, and the transcript for our announcements here.

    We’ll be back with our next episode on March 26. We’ll see you then!

    CONTENT NOTES:

    Intimate partner violence is a recurring throughline of this chapter

    Words of racial and gendered abuse are used

    END OF LISTED CONTENT NOTES.

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When three high school students from modern-day Pennsylvania find themselves trapped in a world of wizards, elves, and feudal intrigue, they must learn to survive in their new surroundings, and undertake an epic quest to save the world from the encroaching forces of chaos. WARNING: This Audio Drama contains adult language, graphic descriptions of violence, and explicit discussions of sexuality. This is, of course, in the interest of historical realism. We hope you enjoy our story about wizards and elves.
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