We've officially climbed over the halfway point of this year's series and the standard is higher than Prue after a bit of plonk. As expected, Paul spent the entirety of pastry week extremely On One, and the bakers did their best to woo him and his flower-stuffed-into-postbox-looking fellow judge. Enjoy Ciara and Ciarán's whimsical and deranged debrief of the episode x
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Come On Down To Granny's Garden | Chocolate Week
We're at the halfway point of the series, but your hosts are understandably in a sombre mood given the breaking news that dropped mere hours before the episode aired. Ever the professionals, Ciara and Ciarán rally to deliver sharp performance analysis filled with delusional nightclub promotions, Prue outfit draggings and the bravery to call out chocolate fondue for what it is: a nonsense. Enjoy the episode, freaks x
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She Said Oliver Goodbyes | Back To School Week
In the latest instalment of 'what an absolute reach of a concept', the bakers had to bake things very Britishly related to school. It was a strange episode but Ciara and Ciarán still had their fun. This caption comes live from the departures lounge of Stansted Airport where Ciara can overhear a gaggle of cabin crew giving out about some pervy pilot. Get his ass, girlies. Anyway listen enjoy the episode. Does anyone read these captions? Comment 'ass' if you do.
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Quare's Accessories | Bread Week
This is it, the week where Paul Hollywood gains his most sentient form and adds another layer of self-righteousness. Our little bakers did their best, but they are collectively no match for the judging prowess of that mahogany Fox's glacier mint of a man. We laughed, we cried, we had a bit of plonk. It's a good episode - have a listen x
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Have You Considered Tooting? | Biscuit Week
Another absolutely huge week for gingerbread, and be sure to send your congratulations to the PR team behind it. The bakers really took the biscuit this week - most notably Pui Man from Nataliia when she ran out. It was a good episode, there was a Hollywood Handshake and we found out that someone is a quinoa swimmer. What does that mean? You'll have to listen to find out, silly.
About Two Soggy Bottoms: The Great British Bake Off Podcast
Join enchanting hosts Ciara Knight and Ciarán Flynn as they delve deep into the world of The Great British Bake Off / The Great British Baking Show. Each week, they dissect the latest episode with a sufficient amount of whimsy and impeccable impressions of the contestants and hosts. Don't forget to rate, subscribe and tell a friend or you will face 10 years of unrisen soufflés. Shower us with praise: https://www.instagram.com/knightstagram. Artwork by instagram.com/beckymoriarty_draws.
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