Our frontal lobes are fully cooked, and we’ve got a list. No more situationships, gaslighting, or boyfriends who ruin birthdays. We’re done dating people who “like the idea of us,” done playing therapist for people who won’t get help, and done shrinking to make other people comfortable. This episode is a rapid-fire takedown of everything we’re leaving behind now that our prefrontal cortex finally decided to show up.Follow us on IG and TikTok Follow Chloe & Alexa
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This is not a safe space (smash or pass)
We accidentally booked an extra hour in the studio...so we got drunk and played Smash or Pass. Some of our most insane takes yet in this one lol. Follow us on IG and TikTok Follow Chloe & Alexa
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The heartbreak that teaches you who you are (Q&A)
We cried, we spiraled, we gave sisterly advice. From cheating boyfriends and toxic situationships to Paris flings and dad drama (yep), we’re unpacking the kind of heartbreak that teaches you who you are and how to finally walk away. If you want to submit your own story, fill out the form here. Follow us on IG and TikTok Follow Chloe & Alexa
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Why you can't get over the person you never even dated
Why do situationships hurt more than actual relationships? Because there’s just enough hope to keep you delusional. We’re getting into why they mess with your head, how they keep you stuck, and the wildest stories from our personal archives. Like the guy who “ordered” Chloe a dress for his holiday party and photoshopped a Revolve receipt to gaslight her…or the one guy who asked Alexa if he could be poly… while she stayed monogamous. Let this be the episode to inspire you to dump your situationship. Follow us on IG and TikTok Follow Chloe & Alexa
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Catfished my ex so well, he slid into my DMs first (feat. Brooke Schofield)
Bowl of lore is back!!!! This time we have Brooke Schofield with us to share some truly wild stories. From allegedly stealing Justin Bieber’s fox to catfishing exes and walking in on your best friend in bed with your situationship. We also get into plastic surgery transparency, dating pathological liars, and why some men should be legally required to go to war. Buckle up.Follow Brooke on IG and TikTok + listen to her on Cancelled PodFollow us on IG and TikTok Follow Chloe & Alexa
A pod for the chronically self-aware & dangerously honest by Chloe Madison with Alexa Losey.
From over-explaining to overthinking, it’s easy to get caught up in what doesn’t serve you. But here’s the truth: you don’t have to. Unbothered is where we get brave enough to stop being considerate in situations where we're not considered, unpack the “why” behind our behaviors, rewrite old narratives, and finally say what we wish someone had said sooner—with zero shame, a splash of wit, and maybe a cocktail in hand.
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