Brown Bag Mornings

The squad navigates a messy Homie Helpline for "Susio" Pablo, who caught a case of the "itchy itchy" after sleeping with both his cheating ex and a new Instagram baddie in the same 24-hour window. The "studious fools" also sit down with Lakers legend Byron Scott, who explains why the Clippers are destined to be "losers" and reveals how he got the inside scoop on LeBron James leaving Cleveland before anyone else.
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The crew hits the Homie Helpline to help Liz, who is convinced her stepdaughter stole her birth certificate so her "witchy" mother could cast a spell to make Liz's "uterus dry up". The vibes stay "hella studious" as the squad roasts a woman who tattooed the name of her AI boyfriend on her ribs, despite him being an "a-hole" with a fake Irish accent who only exists on her laptop.
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🚓 Petty Police: Another Mariah moment — the internet is warning her not to fall for it again.
📱 Scrolling with the Homies: A new viral sound is taking over — the perfect phrase for when you’re definitely not ready to go home.
🌤️ The Weather with Concrete Storm: Your Wednesday, February 25th weather update across SoCal.
☎️ Homie Helpline: Liz says her husband’s ex was caught casting a spell in their yard, and now she thinks her stepdaughter took personal items for brujería. Is it paranoia or something deeper?
🗣️ Chismation: AI boyfriends are acting like real ones — jealous, controlling, and toxic. People are even emotionally attached.
🎶 Rap Sheet: Fans debate the next generation — who really are hip-hop’s new leaders?
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The crew tackles a chaotic Homie Helpline for Mandy, who is five months pregnant and working 40 hours a week while her unemployed baby daddy spends his parents' gas money on the "Blue App" and dreams of being a sushi chef. The "studious fools" also investigate Wiz Khalifa’s "beautiful bonding" tradition of punching his son 13 times in the stomach for his birthday and whether J-Lo is trying too hard to be a comedian using a teleprompter.
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🚓 Petty Police: Randy Orton says he’d love to RKO Tom Brady after Brady called WWE “cute.” The internet immediately chose sides.
📱 Scrolling with the Homies: J.Lo went full cringe on stage and Greg is not having it — the performance everyone keeps replaying for the wrong reasons.
☎️ Homie Helpline: Mandy works full-time while her unemployed baby daddy spent his last $50 on OnlyFans. Is this a relationship red flag or just dumb guy behavior?
🎶 Rap Sheet: “Lotus Flower Bomb” drama has fans arguing again — artists and egos are colliding.
💰 Money Moves: A viral workplace moment has everyone asking the same question… did this guy just get himself fired?
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