Brown Bag Mornings

The squad helps a homie who dropped 90 pounds after a suspected "brujeria" curse while investigating why US Soccer used Diego Luna as their poster boy only to leave him off the World Cup roster. We also break down Jay-Z’s savage Roots Picnic freestyle aimed at Drake and debate if Pete Davidson is sending a "bat signal" to Kim Kardashian by over-praising her acting.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🎩]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:17) Chisme

(5:53) Rap Sheet

(8:48) Petty Police

(13:00) Scrolling

(15:24) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(18:11) Homie Helpline

(49:50) Snoop Dogg Tix!

(55:00) Monday Mashup

(56:35) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:02:02) Chisme

(1:05:02) Rap Sheet

(1:10:37) Studious Foo

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Things reach a peak level of weird as we help Martin, who is convinced his sudden medical issues are actually a brujo spell cast by a hookup he did dirty. 🕯️😱 Callers flood the lines with wild stories of drinking blood offerings, "Olympia" readings, and ex-baby mamas who literally suck the soul out of you!!!Also, Los Angeles leading the nation in mailman dog attacks—manage your pups or the USPS will suspend your whole block’s mail! 📮🐕 The Petty Police call out the USA soccer team for using Diego Luna to market to Latinos only to leave him home during the World Cup. ⚽📉 Finally, we’re dissecting Pete Davidson’s "superhuman" praise for Kim Kardashian’s acting and debating if it’s a sarcastic joke or a desperate "bat signal" to get her back. 🎬🍰

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:09) Petty Police

(7:20) Homie Helpline

(26:45) Chisme

 

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The squad attempts an intervention for Janessa, who had to use ChatGPT to write a Spanish confrontation script for her "monster-in-law" after years of being called fat and told her marriage wasn't real. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Khloe Kardashian for legally "owning" Tristan Thompson’s embryos and forcing him into a vasectomy to finally end the baby mama cycle.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:07) Chisme

(5:12) Rap Sheet

(7:37) Petty Police

(11:13) Scrolling

(14:48) The Weather

(16:09) Homie Helpline

(47:45) Disneyland Tix

(50:27) Don't You Know I'm Local

(56:02) Chisme

(59:45) Studious Foo

(1:02:45) Play Ball

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The Petty Police investigate an insufferable Palm Beach cop who tried to ticket a woman for "manipulating a phone" with a hand she doesn't even have! 🚓🖐️ We’re diving into a high-stakes Homie Helpline featuring "monster-in-law" horror stories, including one mother-in-law who demanded her daughter-in-law get a hysterectomy and another who lied about an autistic child speaking just to be spiteful. 👵🔥 Chisme with Angie breaks down the drama behind Khloe Kardashian forcing Tristan Thompson to get snipped and legally "owning" his embryos to stop the baby mama cycle. ✂️💎 The squad also discusses Young M.A.’s preference for dating straight women and Gucci Mane’s bipolar-induced apology to Drake after getting new teeth. 🎤🦷 Finally, Studious Foo explains the psychology of why wearing all black makes you look like a confident boss—even if Greg just looks like a "trench coat" threat! 👕🌑

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Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(2:06) Rap Sheet

(4:32) Petty Police

(8:04) Homie Helpline

(26:34) Chisme

(30:32) Studious Foo

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[Full Episode] The squad dives into the "scary" world of $60 East LA love spells and attempts to help a homie named Edward who "stumbled" into downloading a secret app to text his "favorite ex" while in a toxic relationship. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down how Kim Kardashian secured a second chance for the homies in the system and investigates why a minor league "bat dog" just ended a top Dodger prospect's season.

[Edited by @iamdyre 😮‍💨]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:46) Chisme

(7:05) Rap Sheet

(10:06) Petty Police

(14:02) Scrolling

(18:09) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(20:35) Homie Helpline

(50:08) Disneyland Tix!

(53:09) Don't You Know I'm Local

(58:28) Chisme

(1:01:14) Rap Sheet

(1:04:57) Money Moves

(1:09:27) Play Ball

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