Brown Bag Mornings

The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help Art decide if he should "check" his recently single 61-year-old father for leaving heart-eye emojis on his girlfriend's bikini photos. The crew also break down Young Thug’s bizarre university metaphor involving a cow, a bird, and a cat that somehow explains the cold reality of street loyalty and "silent" success.

[Edited by @iamdyre 📇]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Artemis 2 moon mission

(3:07) Rap Sheet: Drake's 8-minute literature voice notes

(6:05) Petty Police: Gucci Mane's diss track and robbery details

(10:36) Scrolling: Struggling live acapella performance goes viral

(13:25) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(15:35) Homie Helpline: Art's dad thirsty bikini comments

(34:37) Six Flags Tickets!

(38:12) Chisme: Diddy's first amendment legal defense

(40:01) Rap Sheet: Young Thug's "bird and cow poop" life metaphor

(43:57) Money Moves: Making millions in GTA 6

(46:31) Studious Foo: Why falling in public makes you more likeable

(49:39) Play Ball: Drafted singles dating night at Dodger Stadium

(51:37) Interview with SEIU Local 99

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We’re breaking down the ultimate boundary-crosser: Art’s dad leaving heart-eye emojis on his girl’s bikini pics! 😱 The squad debates Diddy’s wild legal defense of his “freakoffs” and Amerie’s viral singing struggle that has everyone trying the "One Thing" challenge. 🎤 Young Thug delivers a university lecture for the ages involving cow poop and birds that—believe it or not—actually makes a lot of sense. 🐄💩 We also dive into the million-dollar hustle of GTA 6 and a new study proving that falling on your face might actually be your new Rizz. ✨

CHAPTERS/TIMESTAMPS

(00:02) Don't You Know I'm Local

(03:00) Scrolling

(06:00) Homie Helpline

(16:06) Chisme

(18:01) Rap Sheet

(21:21) Money Moves

(23:55) Studious Foo

 

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The crew hits the Homie Helpline to help Liz decide if she should ban her babysitter-required little brother from her Coachella girls' trip so he doesn't ruin her chances of meeting a guy. The crew also roasts Dr. Dre for admitting his perfectionist reputation was just a scam to buy time and investigates why Chuck-E-Cheese is suddenly dropping West Coast G-Funk baselines.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🏜️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Disgruntled worker lights warehouse fire

(4:30) Chisme: Nikki Glaser's wild husband fetish

(8:15) Rap Sheet: Dr Dre's perfectionist scam

(10:18) Petty Police: Cardi B brings out Lil Kim

(12:49) Scrolling: Chuck-E-Cheese's West Coast theme song

(15:07) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(16:56) Homie Helpline: Babysitting little brothers at Coachella

(41:00) Six Flags Tickets!

(47:25) Don't You Know I'm Local: In-N-Out refuses to deliver food

(51:26) Chisme: Cardi B and Offset's reunion ride

(54:44) Rap Sheet: Fetty Wap's million-dollar loyalty check

(57:03) Eminem Challenge

(1:00:09) Money Moves: Car seat trade-in coupon event

(1:03:29) Studious Foo: America's ridiculous tipping culture breaking point

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DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES:

😤 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” kicks off with a wild disgruntled employee situation in Ontario. 😳 Nikki Glaser has the internet debating after revealing she’s okay with her man cheating—and even likes it. 🎡 A viral Chuck E. Cheese clip has kids (and adults) acting different. 🌦️ Concrete Storm taps in with the forecast before 📞 the Homie Helpline gets real as Liz debates ditching her little brother to fully enjoy Coachella. 💔 Cardi B might be spinning the block again, and fans are watching closely. 💸 Plus, Californians are getting called out for being the worst tippers.

CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:

(00:02) Don’t You Know I’m Local

(04:16) Chismation

(07:54) Scrolling

(10:10) The Weather with Concrete Storm

(11:42) Homie Helpline

(22:44) Chismation

(25:53) Studious Foo

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The crew dives into a suspicious Homie Helpline for Chloe, who discovered her real estate agent boyfriend has a Batman phone with a contact saved as "Don't Answer". Between relationship interventions, the squad debates if Cardi B’s grandmother was actually possessed or just medical-condition-human and roasts 50 Cent’s massive $75 million Hulu docuseries deal.

[Edited by @iamdyre 📲]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Southwest banning multiple lithium chargers

(2:48) Chisme: Cardi B's possessed grandma lie

(7:29) Rap Sheet: 50 Cent's $75M Hulu documentary

(9:43) Petty Police: CM Punk roasts WWE corporate

(14:24) Scrolling: Scaring toddlers with "Jessica" name

(17:59) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:15) Homie Helpline: The secret Batman phone drama

(40:29) Six Flags Tickets!

(46:01) Don't You Know I'm Local: Human skull found during easter

(48:58) Chisme: Karol G's topless Playboy art

(51:50) Rap Sheet: Offset's Florida shooing snitch rumors

(54:26) Money Moves: J Cole's Chinese basketball stint

(56:45) Studious Foo: Matching heart rates for friends

(1:03:19) Play Ball: Canelo heads to university

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