Brown Bag Mornings

The squad navigates a messy Homie Helpline for a girl being edited out of family graduation photos and a Caribbean artist whose Salvi in-laws allegedly towed his car out of pure spite. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down Britney Bell’s doctorate dissertation on Nick Cannon’s family tree and why Tom Brady decided to name his new drink "Good Nut".

[Edited by @iamdyre 🫠]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:57) Chisme

(6:12) Rap Sheet

(9:19) Petty Police

(13:53) Scrolling

(18:00) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:16) Homie Helpline

(38:36) World Cup, Shoutouts, Tickets!

(44:06) Don't You Know I'm Local

(47:58) Chisme

(54:52) Money Moves

(58:52) Studious Foo

(1:01:43) Play Ball

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The squad is losing it over Britney Bell’s genius-level pettiness after she earned a doctorate in psychology just to write a dissertation on her own complicated "family tree" with Nick Cannon. 🎓🍼 We dive into a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Fury, a Caribbean producer who says his girl’s Salvi family towed his unregistered car right after he caught a fade with her brother. 🚗🇸🇻 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re roasting the whole city for missing the $1.99 T-Mobile gas deal while Angie preps for her Mexico trip by tracking her kids with "payment plan" Apple Watches. ⛽️⌚️ Plus, the crew debates living out viral rap lines, from Lotto’s bizarre crab-leg bikini to why manifesting "Many Men" might be a dangerous career move! 🦀🎤

[Edited by @iamdyre 🫠]

Chapters

(00:00) Rap Sheet

(3:09) Petty Police

(7:43) Homie Helpline

(22:10) Don't You Know I'm Local

 

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[Full Episode] The squad stages an intervention for 28-year-old Lindsay, who feels like a prisoner in her own home due to her mother’s heavy-duty "Mexican parent" guilt and refusal to let her move out. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Kanye West’s bizarre cow-themed birthday video and provides a questionable survival guide for the upcoming alien invasion.

[Edited by @iamdyre 👴]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:24) Chisme

(5:05) Rap Sheet

(7:34) Petty Police

(11:48) Scrolling

(16:24) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(18:50) Homie Helpline

(34:11) Shoutouts/Ice Cube Tix!

(46:49) Chisme

(51:56) Rap Sheet

(53:10) Money Moves

(56:23) Studious Foo

(1:01:52) Play Ball

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The squad is losing it over Kanye West’s latest "VJO" behavior after he dropped a birthday music video featuring lingerie and a cow—and we’re debating at what age you officially become a "Viejo." 🥛🐸 We dive into a heated Homie Helpline for Lindsay, who feels like a prisoner in her own home at 28 because her 66-year-old mom is using every toxic trick in the book to keep her single and trapped. 🏠🔒 The Petty Police are at Madison Square Garden, roasting Donald Trump for getting booed out of the building while Timothy Chalamet was on the sidelines dogging Spurs players like he's on the team. 🏀🚪 Plus, we’re dissecting Chrome Hearts' wild lawsuit against Nordstrom for trying to trademark the Gothic cross and debating if Manny Machado is actually the greatest sports villain of all time. ✝️⚾ Finally, we celebrate Ariana Grande saying "Thank You, Next" to her "Spongebob" boyfriend and get ready for the World Cup countdown! ⚽️🎉

[Edited by @iamdyre 👴]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(1:43) Rap Sheet

(4:12) Petty Police

(8:00) Homie Helpline

(19:48) Money Moves

(22:58) Play Ball

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The squad tries to figure out if 18-year-old Melvin is truly in love or if he’s about to be "sold for parts" by an international student in San Francisco his family claims is a Chinese spy. Between the relationship intervention, the crew roasts Kevin Durant for pulling a "Homer Simpson" and hiding behind a bush at Nobu to escape the paparazzi with a mystery girl.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🏢]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:54) Chisme

(5:21) World Cup Week

(8:27) Petty Police

(11:31) Scrolling

(14:46) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:35) Homie Helpline

(37:49) Ice Cube Tix!

(43:22) Don't You Know I'm Local

(48:16) Chisme

(54:13) Rap Sheet

(59:42) Money Moves

(1:04:37) Studious Foo

(1:06:27) Play Ball

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