Brown Bag Mornings

The crew navigates a "wonky" Homie Helpline for Leo, a man with "no game" trying to surprise his "FBI" girlfriend with a proposal despite her tracking his every move since he drunk-texted his boss's daughter. The "studious fools" also dive into the viral heartbreak of Punch the monkey in Japan and the skyrocketing resale price of his only friend: an IKEA orangutan plushie.
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🥊 BoxTalk: AND THE NEW! A title shake-up has the fight world buzzing.
📱 Scrolling with the Homies: Abandoned, scared, clutching his plushie — the baby monkey that’s stealing hearts everywhere. Depending on how you saw the clip, did he get accepted… or pushed around first?
☎️ Homie Helpline: Leo wants to propose to his girlfriend — but she’s an FBI agent. He needs help disappearing for a day without raising suspicion.
🗣️ Chisme: Before ALS took his life, Eric Dane recorded one final message to his family. What he told his daughters is unforgettable.
✈️ TSA Talk: Is TSA PreCheck on the way out? Travelers are noticing changes.
💰 Money Moves: A new form of gambling is blowing up online — and it might be more addictive than you think.
🧠 Hella Studious: Want to get yolked? Experts say cut this one drink immediately if you’re serious about building muscle.
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🚓 Petty Police: Jim Jones allegedly breaking into his own studio — sometimes the real beef is with your own building.
📱 Scrolling with the Homies: An Olympics reporter is going viral for his delivery — sounding exactly like sleep-deprived radio hosts at 2AM.
🌤️ The Weather with Concrete Storm: Friday, February 20th weather check across SoCal.
☎️ Homie Helpline: Oscar cheated… now the side piece is threatening to expose everything. Should he confess before she does or stay quiet and gamble his relationship?
🎶 Rap Sheet: Kendrick Lamar reacts (very “ugh”) when Baby Keem comes up — fans reading deep into the energy.
🧠 Hella Studious: Want to know what heaven is like? We’ve got the inside scoop — and it might not be what you think.
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The crew attempts to navigate a "well-done" Homie Helpline for Oscar, who has been maintaining a secret second relationship for three years and is now being blackmailed with Ring camera footage of his "furniture moving" sessions. The Petty Police also make a stop in New York to roast 50 Cent for obtaining surveillance footage of Jim Jones "horse-kicking" his own studio door during a very loud and very public eviction.
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🚓 Petty Police: Uncle Snoop is going viral for handing out chains… but fans think they might not be real.
📱 Scrolling with the Homies: “Neo” the AI robot hits a cha-cha dance and now people are debating — would you trust a robot to clean your house while you relax?
☎️ Homie Helpline: Clarissa wants to make her baby daddy’s enemy the new stepdad to her kids. Is she moving on… or starting a war?
🏙️DYKIL: Some police departments are now using AI to answer 911 calls — helpful technology or a dangerous idea?
🗣️ Chisme: Boxing legend Julio César Chávez admits he cheated on his wife, but claims there was one line he refused to cross out of “respect.”

💰 Money Moves: Rihanna may be the billionaire, but A$AP Rocky says he’s the one paying the household bills — the internet is debating relationship finances now.
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