Brown Bag Mornings

The squad attempts an intervention for Cat, who is torn over a secret "arts and crafts" love letter revealing her sister’s "lesbian for fun" past while her marriage was falling apart,. Between the family drama, the crew roasts ASAP Rocky for his risque "G-string" fashion choices and investigates why scientists are using tax dollars to bake sourdough with 5,000-year-old caveman gut-yeast.

[Edited by @iamdyre ⚽]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:38) Chisme

(5:00) Rap Sheet

(8:38) Petty Police

(13:00) Scrolling

(19:34) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(21:46) Homie Helpline

(33:27) World Cup!

(37:32) Ice Cube Tix!

(47:29) Don't You Know I'm Local

(51:28) Chisme

(53:31) Money Moves

(56:31) Studious Foo

(1:01:42) Play Ball

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The Brown Bag team are taking over the pitch with the world premiere of their official World Cup anthem, and the crew is convinced it’s a bigger hit than the Thriller album! ⚽🎤 We are roasting Rick Ross for getting "cooked" after being spotted trying to hide while flying commercial—can the "Biggest Boss" really be seen in a public airport waiting area? ✈️💼 The Homie Helpline gets messy as a caller reveals her ex-brother-in-law is out here calling her sister a "lesbian cheater" to cover for his own boring dating habits. 💔🤫 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are sounding the alarm on scientists using tax dollars to make $300,000 T-Rex leather bags and sourdough from 5,000-year-old caveman guts! 🦖🥖 Finally, we hit Shoot the Jay to break down OG Anunoby’s legendary game-winner for the Knicks and his hilarious, failed attempt to channel his inner Kobe Bryant. 🏀🐍

[Edited by @iamdyre ⚽]

Chapters

(00:00) Rap Sheet

(3:39) Scrolling

(10:17) Homie Helpline

(13:19) Money Moves

(16:20) Play Ball

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The squad navigates a messy Homie Helpline for a girl being edited out of family graduation photos and a Caribbean artist whose Salvi in-laws allegedly towed his car out of pure spite. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down Britney Bell’s doctorate dissertation on Nick Cannon’s family tree and why Tom Brady decided to name his new drink "Good Nut".

[Edited by @iamdyre 🫠]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:57) Chisme

(6:12) Rap Sheet

(9:19) Petty Police

(13:53) Scrolling

(18:00) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:16) Homie Helpline

(38:36) World Cup, Shoutouts, Tickets!

(44:06) Don't You Know I'm Local

(47:58) Chisme

(54:52) Money Moves

(58:52) Studious Foo

(1:01:43) Play Ball

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The squad is losing it over Britney Bell’s genius-level pettiness after she earned a doctorate in psychology just to write a dissertation on her own complicated "family tree" with Nick Cannon. 🎓🍼 We dive into a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Fury, a Caribbean producer who says his girl’s Salvi family towed his unregistered car right after he caught a fade with her brother. 🚗🇸🇻 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re roasting the whole city for missing the $1.99 T-Mobile gas deal while Angie preps for her Mexico trip by tracking her kids with "payment plan" Apple Watches. ⛽️⌚️ Plus, the crew debates living out viral rap lines, from Lotto’s bizarre crab-leg bikini to why manifesting "Many Men" might be a dangerous career move! 🦀🎤

[Edited by @iamdyre 🫠]

Chapters

(00:00) Rap Sheet

(3:09) Petty Police

(7:43) Homie Helpline

(22:10) Don't You Know I'm Local

 

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[Full Episode] The squad stages an intervention for 28-year-old Lindsay, who feels like a prisoner in her own home due to her mother’s heavy-duty "Mexican parent" guilt and refusal to let her move out. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Kanye West’s bizarre cow-themed birthday video and provides a questionable survival guide for the upcoming alien invasion.

[Edited by @iamdyre 👴]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:24) Chisme

(5:05) Rap Sheet

(7:34) Petty Police

(11:48) Scrolling

(16:24) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(18:50) Homie Helpline

(34:11) Shoutouts/Ice Cube Tix!

(46:49) Chisme

(51:56) Rap Sheet

(53:10) Money Moves

(56:23) Studious Foo

(1:01:52) Play Ball

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