Brown Bag Mornings

The squad tries to figure out if 18-year-old Melvin is truly in love or if he’s about to be "sold for parts" by an international student in San Francisco his family claims is a Chinese spy. Between the relationship intervention, the crew roasts Kevin Durant for pulling a "Homer Simpson" and hiding behind a bush at Nobu to escape the paparazzi with a mystery girl.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🏢]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:54) Chisme

(5:21) World Cup Week

(8:27) Petty Police

(11:31) Scrolling

(14:46) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:35) Homie Helpline

(37:49) Ice Cube Tix!

(43:22) Don't You Know I'm Local

(48:16) Chisme

(54:13) Rap Sheet

(59:42) Money Moves

(1:04:37) Studious Foo

(1:06:27) Play Ball

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We’re kicking off World Cup week with a viral "Oxxo" remix of a Mexican classic that has the crew flabbergasted and ready to party! ⚽️🎶 On a high-stakes Homie Helpline, 18-year-old Melvin is getting cooked by his family for wanting to fly to SF to meet an international student he’s known for only a month—is he being "sold for parts" or just following his heart? ✈️ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are inviting the whole city to our massive World Cup watch party at Dave & Busters in Ontario this Thursday for games, giveaways, and body paint! 🏟️🍻 The Petty Police investigate Donald Trump calling every major news network "crooked" before hitting the ultimate "thank you, darling" exit on Meet the Press. 🚪💅 Finally, we hear wild stories from listeners flying across the country for Discord "furries" and why Vic thinks traveling for love is just "tempting fate"! 🧺🧼

[Edited by @iamdyre 🏢]

Chapters

(00:00) World Cup Week!

(3:08) Petty Police

(6:08) Homie Helpline

(20:11) Don't You Know I'm Local

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The squad dives into a spicy Homie Helpline for Jerry, whose girlfriend used a game of "Never Have I Ever" to reveal she once did "arts and crafts" with a friend who is still very much in the picture. Between the relationship drama, the crew questions human sanity after scientists successfully baked—and ate—sourdough bread using yeast harvested from a 5,000-year-old caveman mummy.

[Edited by @iamdyre ✈️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:54) Chisme

(6:48) Petty Police

(10:22) Scrolling

(14:32) The Weather!

(16:30) Homie Helpline

(38:17) Snoop Dogg & Mana Tix!

(44:02) Don't You Know I'm Local

(45:42) Chisme

(48:23) Money Moves

(53:11) Studious Foo

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The squad is losing it after Doja Cat called Elon Musk a "frog-build looking Ewok" in a viral outcry to get her audio posts back on X. 🐸📱 We dive into a spicy Homie Helpline for Jerry, whose girlfriend admitted to a full-blown "arts and crafts" experiment with a homegirl who is still very much in the friend group. ✂️👯 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are sounding the alarm on a massive worker strike at SoFi Stadium that could completely derail the World Cup kickoff next week! ⚽️🪧 Latto finally addresses those messy marriage rumors surrounding 21 Savage, while the crew investigates the unholy alliance of IHOP and Applebee’s opening a dual-branded "pancake burger" heaven in Inglewood. 🥞🍔 Between "Man of War" chest disses and Gabriel’s wild "take advantage" advice from West Hollywood, the crew is keeping it a hundred for your Friday! 💨🔥

[Edited by @iamdyre ✈️]

Chapters

(00:00) Petty Police

(3:31) Homie Helpline

(23:37) Don't You Know I'm Local

(25:17) Chisme

(27:57) Money Moves

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Description:

Alyssa discovers her boyfriend of five years has been cheating and now plans to expose him with screenshots hidden inside his graduation slideshow while live-streaming the fallout on TikTok. The Brown Bag crew also gets into 50 Cent addressing Diddy drama, a news crew allegedly stealing their style, World Cup scams, Latto's comments on Cardi B and Ice Spice, and FIFA's latest rule changes.

Chapters:

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(04:59) Chismation

(07:32) Petty Police

(13:01) Scrolling

(16:13) The Weather with Concrete Storm

(17:38) Homie Helpline

(52:13) Finish The Lyric for Snoop Tickets

(57:40) Always on Time? What is Ja Rule Talking About?

(58:59) Don't You Know I'm Local

(63:25) Chismation

(67:07) Rap Sheet

(71:35) How To Hug A Kitty

(75:11) Sports

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