Brown Bag Mornings

The squad stages a massive intervention for Lester, a government worker who planned a 16-room bachelor party in Colombia before even proposing to his fiancé. Between the relationship drama, the "studious fools" roast the Armenian homies from Glendale who got caught wearing a light brown bear suit to vandalize a Rolls-Royce for insurance money.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🏠]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Armenian homies in bear suits

(3:25) Chisme: Kris Jenner's Chinese luck face

(5:20) Rap Sheet: Cardi B's Texas lawsuit dismissed

(8:41) Petty Police: Biggie's deathbed apology to Escape

(11:57) Scrolling: Boleros with attitude goes viral

(15:29) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:27) Homie Helpline: Lester's Colombia bachelor trip

(36:14) Six Flags Tickets!

(41:13) Remembering Nipsey Hussle

(42:37) Don't You Know I'm Local: Adult novelty candy recall news

(46:28) Chisme: Beauty queen's teeth fall out

(51:47) Worst Weekend: Greg's $220 dinner

(56:25) Money Moves: 75 cheap date spots list

(1:03:26) Studious Foo: Tacos are healthier than granola

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🐻 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” questions why LA keeps showing up in full bear mode. 🍀 Kris Jenner somehow becomes a good luck charm in China, and it’s as random as it sounds. 🙏 A surprising story reveals Biggie spent his final night apologizing, showing a different side of the legend. 🎥 One viral moment proves making content can literally change your life overnight—this is your sign. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets tricky as Lester hides a Colombia bachelor party from his fiancée. 😬 And a Thailand beauty pageant goes viral for all the wrong reasons—from wild performances to teeth falling out on stage. 💰

CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:

(00:02) Don’t You Know I’m Local: LA’s ongoing obsession with dressing like bears

(03:17) Chismation: Kris Jenner becomes a good luck symbol in China

(08:34) Petty Police: Biggie’s final night apology story

(11:48) Scrolling: Viral moment proves why you should make content

(15:28) Homie Helpline: Man hiding Colombia bachelor party from fiancée

(24:33) Chismation: Thailand beauty pageant goes viral for chaotic moments

(28:41) Money Moves: LA Times list of things to do in LA

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The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help a shy future lawyer named Cameron find the "rizz" to talk to a security guard who gave up social media for Lent. They also roast Tiger Woods for flipping his Land Rover in Florida and debate why Jelly Roll was chosen to sing a country song for the official World Cup soundtrack.

[Edited by @iamdyre 📅]

Chapters

(00:00) Chivas!

(1:57) Petty Police: Chilli from TLC's "fat thumb" repost

(7:09) Scrolling: Getting "pressed like juice" in Newport

(9:49) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(13:01) Homie Helpline: Rizzing up Barney's Beanery guard

(42:46) Happy Holy Week!

(43:56) Six Flags Tickets!

(50:11) Don't You Know I'm Local: The $75 refillable Shohei Ohtani cup

(52:09) Chisme: Tiger Woods'' rollover crash and impairment

(56:27) Rap Sheet: Roasting the Jelly Roll World Cup song

(1:00:11) Studious Foo: Chat GPT ranks California as #1 for food

(1:03:55) Play Ball: Arnold Schwarzenegger's secret bodybuilding love child

(1:07:15) Money Moves: 12 tons of Kit Kats stolen in transit

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The crew stages an intervention for Melissa, whose mom is trying to hijack her baby shower guest list while complaining about the "exhausting" task of making ham sandwiches. Between the family drama, the crew roasts the Michigan woman who tried to gaslight a judge during a virtual hearing and investigates why Kim Kardashian is auctioning off her provocative "lawyer outfits" to fund legal services.

[Edited by @iamdyre ⚾]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Low rider license plate bill

(3:54) Chisme: Tiny responds to 50 Cent

(6:38) Rap Sheet: J Cole's tight jeans rejection

(9:55) Petty Police: Virtual court driving gaslighter

(14:01) Scrolling with the Homies: Chinese dogs "in heat" 

(18:05) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:33) Homie Helpline: Melissa's stingy mom drama

(1:00:53) Don't You Know I'm Local: humans raising cubs in suits

(1:04:18) Chisme: Ray J's $6 million settlement

(1:06:52) Money Moves: Kim Kardashian

(1:10:42) Studious Foo: Cold weather heart disease risk

(1:12:28) Play Ball: Ohtani's $4,000 Seiko watch gifts

 

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🎤 The crew reacts to the idea that J. Cole could’ve been part of G-Unit and how different hip-hop might look today. ⚖️ A judge proves you can’t out-petty the system in a hilarious but brutal moment. 📱 We break down how fake “good news” stories keep going viral because people want something positive so bad. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets tense as Melissa considers uninviting her own mom from her baby shower. 🐻 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” delivers a surprisingly sad bear situation that hits the feels. 💰 And Kim K is being called generous… but let’s be real, who’s actually wearing that outfit?

CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:

(00:00) Rapsheet: J. Cole almost joined G-Unit

(03:06) Petty Police: Judge shuts down petty behavior instantly

(07:12) Scrolling: Fake good news stories going viral

(11:15) Homie Helpline: Woman wants to uninvite mom from baby shower

(25:10) Don’t You Know I’m Local: Sad situation involving local bears

(28:34) Money Moves: Kim K’s wild outfit has people questioning everything

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