Brown Bag Mornings

The "studious fools" stage a high-stakes intervention for Jeremy, a 26-year-old energy mogul trying to choose between his "ride or die" ex, his baby mama, and a hot Denver psychologist while secretly adding a fourth girl in Dallas to his roster. Between the relationship drama, the squad investigates why Rihanna’s legendary weed is making people poop their pants and roasts Drake for a frozen album stunt that almost burned down Toronto.

[Edited by @iamdyre 😻]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: A report on the 203 hooligans arrested for public intox and fake handicap placards.

(3:10) Chisme: Jonah Hill’s favorite memory of Rihanna making his friend poop her pants.

(6:18) Rap Sheet: Canadian authorities shut down Drake’s frozen album promo for being a "threat to life".

(8:52) Petty Police: The WNBA star celebrates her current man dunking on her ex.

(12:28) Scrolling: The Ashley Furniture employee who got fired for his viral freestyle marketing.

(16:30) Homie Helpline: An energy mogul needs help choosing between three women while working a "money glitch" in the oil fields.

(45:10) Hoarding: Greg's Straws

(46:52) Usher/Chris Brown Tix!

(56:47) Don't You Know I'm Local: LAUSD votes to ban screens to build "character" and save money.

(1:00:38) Chisme: A former housekeeper sues Kylie Jenner for a toxic environment and "hanger-throwing" supervisors.

(1:05:27) Money Moves: Roasting the NBA’s most frugal owner for banning free t-shirts and early checkouts.

(1:09:16) Studious Foo: Learning about the official "Earth Anthem" and why the Earth flag was made on Canva.

(1:12:46) Play Ball: The new head coach makes players earn the Raiders logo on their helmets.

 

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The squad gets way too personal as Vic reveals a tragic Mexico "shart" story involving white high-top Air Forces and some bad luck. 👟💩 We’re diving into the "Rihanna Kush" rumors after Jonah Hill claimed her stash made his friend poop her pants at a bar! 🌿💨 On a high-stakes Homie Helpline, Jeremy—who’s out here making "wind money"—tries to choose between his ride-or-die ex, his baby mama, and a "baddie" who doesn't know his past. 💸👰 Angel Reese gets petty on Instagram after her current man dunks on her ex, and the crew debates if she’s taking the "W" or staying stuck in the past. 🏀🔥 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re also breaking down why LAUSD is snatching iPads away from kids to "build character" with missing book pages. 📚📵 Finally, we roast the NBA’s cheapest owner, "El Cheapo," for banning free playoff t-shirts and making players check out of hotels early to save a buck! 🏨📉

[Edited by @iamdyre 💩]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:10) Petty Police

(6:40) Homie Helpline

(20:59) Don't You Know I'm Local

(24:50) Money Moves

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We’re breaking down Drake’s "Iceman" era as fans go feral in Canada trying to melt his frozen album secrets with fire and hammers. 🧊🔥 The Homie Helpline gets intense for Lucas, a reformed "squabbler" whose in-laws are using "selective morality" to judge his past while they don't even have driving licenses themselves! 🏎️🤡 We also dive into the Hollywood McDonald’s drama where Ice Spice reportedly got "mixed slapped" during a late-night fries run that might just be a wild marketing stunt. 🍟🥊 Concrete Storm delivers a rhyming forecast through the rain, and we celebrate the crews keeping the streets safe for National Work Zone Awareness Week. 🚧🧡 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so you know we're holding it down for the workers and the streets of LA! 💯

[Edited by @iamdyre ⛅]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:33) Scrolling

(7:01) Homie Helpline

(26:07) Rap Sheet

(30:49) Don't You Know I'm Local

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The squad tries to stop Lucas from "watching his mouse" and squaring up with his girlfriend’s judgmental family, who keep hating on his new Dodge Charger despite their own questionable driving statuses. Meanwhile, the crew roasts Travis Barker for publicly sucking on Kourtney Kardashian’s toes for her birthday and investigates why Drake is making fans use sledgehammers on giant blocks of ice in Canada to find his album release date.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🐭]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:23) Chisme

(4:47) Rap Sheet

(8:18) Petty Police

(12:24) Scrolling

(12:24) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(16:08) Homie Helpline

(55:48) Chris Brown & Usher Tickets!

(1:00:33) Rap Sheet

(1:05:16) Chisme

(1:08:09) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:10:37) Studious Foo

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[Full Episode] The squad tackles a messy Homie Helpline for Diego, whose girlfriend has been taking secret jail calls from his "knucklehead" brother to hear him vent about his side pieces behind bars. Between the family crash out the crew investigates Birdman’s viral explanation for kissing Lil Wayne on the lips and roasts Nike for claiming that walkers at the Boston Marathon are merely "tolerated".

[Edited by @iamdyre 🚕]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: A hot air balloon makes an emergency landing in a thin Temecula backyard.

(2:39) Chisme: The singer boyfriend of Celeste Rivas is finally arrested after her body was found in a Tesla.

(5:40) Rap Sheet: Birdman explains his "father-son" bond and why he kissed Lil Wayne.

(9:29) Petty Police: Nike faces backlash for "Walkers Tolerated" posters, prompting Hoka and Altra to clap back.

(12:35) Scrolling: Viral audio of pilots meowing and asking air traffic control about Fetty Wap.

(15:13) Monday Mashup

(17:20) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(18:23) Homie Helpline: Diego’s girl gets caught taking secret jail calls from his brother.

(46:28) Usher/Chris Brown Tickets!

(49:10) Don't You Know I'm Local: Johnny Knoxville and the Jackass crew take credit for a Simi Valley explosion.

(51:05) Chisme: Cardi B goes on a backstage rant against disrespectful venue staff in Atlanta.

(54:25) Rap Sheet: The crew shares "almost drowned" stories and Gucci Mane reunites with the woman who saved him.

(57:48) Money Moves: A small business owner loses $20,000 in a Coachella "Justin Bieber team" scam.

(1:00:54) Studious Foo: China invents a "toilet seat" driver's seat for those stuck in heavy traffic.

(1:03:23) Play Ball: Brock Lesnar’s emotional retirement and John Cena’s "awkward" return at Wrestlemania.

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