Brown Bag Mornings

The squad dives into a spicy Homie Helpline for Jerry, whose girlfriend used a game of "Never Have I Ever" to reveal she once did "arts and crafts" with a friend who is still very much in the picture. Between the relationship drama, the crew questions human sanity after scientists successfully baked—and ate—sourdough bread using yeast harvested from a 5,000-year-old caveman mummy.

[Edited by @iamdyre ✈️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:54) Chisme

(6:48) Petty Police

(10:22) Scrolling

(14:32) The Weather!

(16:30) Homie Helpline

(38:17) Snoop Dogg & Mana Tix!

(44:02) Don't You Know I'm Local

(45:42) Chisme

(48:23) Money Moves

(53:11) Studious Foo

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The squad is losing it after Doja Cat called Elon Musk a "frog-build looking Ewok" in a viral outcry to get her audio posts back on X. 🐸📱 We dive into a spicy Homie Helpline for Jerry, whose girlfriend admitted to a full-blown "arts and crafts" experiment with a homegirl who is still very much in the friend group. ✂️👯 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are sounding the alarm on a massive worker strike at SoFi Stadium that could completely derail the World Cup kickoff next week! ⚽️🪧 Latto finally addresses those messy marriage rumors surrounding 21 Savage, while the crew investigates the unholy alliance of IHOP and Applebee’s opening a dual-branded "pancake burger" heaven in Inglewood. 🥞🍔 Between "Man of War" chest disses and Gabriel’s wild "take advantage" advice from West Hollywood, the crew is keeping it a hundred for your Friday! 💨🔥

[Edited by @iamdyre ✈️]

Chapters

(00:00) Petty Police

(3:31) Homie Helpline

(23:37) Don't You Know I'm Local

(25:17) Chisme

(27:57) Money Moves

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Description:

Alyssa discovers her boyfriend of five years has been cheating and now plans to expose him with screenshots hidden inside his graduation slideshow while live-streaming the fallout on TikTok. The Brown Bag crew also gets into 50 Cent addressing Diddy drama, a news crew allegedly stealing their style, World Cup scams, Latto's comments on Cardi B and Ice Spice, and FIFA's latest rule changes.

Chapters:

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(04:59) Chismation

(07:32) Petty Police

(13:01) Scrolling

(16:13) The Weather with Concrete Storm

(17:38) Homie Helpline

(52:13) Finish The Lyric for Snoop Tickets

(57:40) Always on Time? What is Ja Rule Talking About?

(58:59) Don't You Know I'm Local

(63:25) Chismation

(67:07) Rap Sheet

(71:35) How To Hug A Kitty

(75:11) Sports

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Description / Show Notes:

Brown Bag starts local with NERDS making moves in the community 🎉 Then Petty Police dives into a viral situation that has everyone united in hating one woman 😾🚨 Alyssa's Homie Helpline gets completely out of control when she reveals her plan to expose her cheating boyfriend during his graduation party... with receipts, screenshots, and a livestream 😳📱 Chismation breaks down Latto's comments on Cardi B and Ice Spice 🎤 Finally, Studious Foo teaches everyone the proper way to hug their kitty on this very important day 🐱❤️

Chapters / Timestamps:

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(05:02) Petty Police

(10:31) Homie Helpline

(23:29) Chismation

(27:11) Studious Foo

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The squad navigates a heavy Homie Helpline for "Shy Mike," who abandoned his daughter 19 years ago and is now "stutter-stepping" around whether to reach out during his divorce. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Dame Dash for claiming Jay-Z has "cinnamon and doodoo" breath and investigates a Mr. Beast challenge winner caught with 261 kilos of marijuana.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🤷‍♂️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:39) Chisme

(7:03) Movie Talk

(10:19) Petty Police

(13:34) Scrolling

(16:50) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:11) Homie Helpline

(50:03) Chisme

(52:57) Love Island

(57:29) Money Moves

(1:01:19) Studious Foo

(1:04:54) Play Ball

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