Brown Bag Mornings

The squad attempts to mediate a messy Homie Helpline where a listener was ghosted by her younger "puppy" after he faked a daughter emergency to hit Topgolf and the casino with the boys. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down 50 Cent’s petty Emmy flex over the Diddy documentary and explores LA’s new $75 bulletproof van "hood tours".

[Edited by @iamdyre 👕]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:50) Chisme

(6:40) National Story

(12:11) Petty Police

(20:07) Scrolling

(23:54) The Weather W/ Concrete

(25:36) Homie Helpline

(46:46) Don't You Know I'm Local

(50:38) Chisme

(53:37) Studious Foo

(59:30) Play Ball

 

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We’re diving into the absolute pettiness of 50 Cent celebrating his Emmy nods for the Diddy documentary—should Diddy actually get the trophy for providing 30 years of "content"? 🏆🎬 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re debating the $75 "bulletproof van" hood tours through the Jungles and why LA has officially been crowned the mosquito capital of America. 🦟🏘️ Things get toxic on the Homie Helpline when a listener gets ghosted by her younger man after he faked a daughter emergency just to hit Topgolf and the casino with the boys. ⛳️💔 We’re also sounding the alarm on Instagram’s shady new AI feature that lets Meta use your public photos for "user-generated content" without even notifying you. 🤳🤖 Finally, we try to hunt down the "Topgolf King" live on air to see why he’s fishing for dates in our Instagram comments! 🎣📞

[Edited by @iamdyre 👕]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:43) Chisme

(6:34) Scrolling

(10:19) Homie Helpline

(18:54) Don't You Know I'm Local

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The squad attempts to mediate a messy Homie Helpline after 22-year-old Beto discovers his baby mama spent their one-month breakup hooking up with her "green-eyed" ex-boyfriend. Between the relationship chaos, the crew exposes Lamar Odom for gaslighting Khloe Kardashian and investigates the "wall seat" scam where United Airlines is charging extra for windowless window seats. 🥊📉

[Edited by @iamdyre 📻]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(4:52) Chisme

(9:32) Petty Police

(14:31) Scrolling

(17:37) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(20:24) Homie Helpline

(56:08) Ice Cube Tix!

(59:11) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:02:16) Chisme

(1:05:47) Money Moves

(1:10:25) Studious Foo

(1:13:32) Play Ball

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We are diving into the ultimate gaslight as Lamar Odom denies marrying Khloe Kardashian for clout, even though he literally admitted it on camera in his own documentary! 💍🤡 The Homie Helpline gets heavy as we try to save a 22-year-old listener from a toxic "breakup hookup" involving an ex with "green eyes and muscles." 🤰🥊 Over in Chisme, we’re roasting Charles Barkley for declining an invite to the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding because he’d rather play golf than dress up! 🛥️⛳️ Play Ball breaks down the new Las Vegas NBA expansion team, the "Jacks," and why the name is already a viral joke waiting to happen. 🏀🎰 Finally, we investigate if Love Island is actually making us dumber after one contestant accidentally called an "epitome" an "epome." 🏝️🥴

[Edited by @iamdyre 📻]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(4:41) Scrolling

(7:45) Homie Helpline

(19:45) Chisme

(23:16) Play Ball

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The squad attempts to mediate a high-stakes Homie Helpline where Armando is forced to choose between losing $1,500 or spending a five-day Cancun vacation sharing a room with his brand-new ex-girlfriend. Between the travel drama, the crew investigates a scandalous probe into LA County coroners leaking graphic autopsy details for profit and roasts boxing star David Benavidez after his fiancée allegedly hacked his Instagram to air out his "personal struggles."

[Edited by @iamdyre 🛸]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(6:09) Chisme

(9:33) Petty Police

(13:51) Scrolling

(16:26) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(18:52) Homie Helpline

(41:13) Ice Cube Tix!

(48:41) Don't You Know I'm Local

(53:22) Chisme

(56:16) Rap Sheet

(1:01:05) Money Moves

(1:05:36) Studious Foo

(1:09:10) Play Ball

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