Brown Bag Mornings

The squad tries to help Jasmine navigate a "funeral from hell" after discovering her husband wants to drive his parents to the service of the woman he cheated with, leading to a debate on whether she should just "buy the thing" and drain his credit card. Between the family drama, the crew reacts to a son calling his video vixen mom a "garden hose" and Barack Obama living in a "presidential suite" inside Donald Trump's head.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:56) Chisme

(8:12) Petty Police

(12:05) Scrolling

(16:42) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(21:05) Homie Helpline

(50:20) Happy Birthday Vic!

(55:17) Studious Foo

(1:00:00) Play Ball

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We’re diving into the messy viral drama of a son putting his mom on blast for her secret life as a "purse-snatching" video vixen who allegedly dated the entire 2000s rap roster. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we had to weigh in on the Petty Police report of Barack Obama living rent-free in a "presidential suite" inside Donald Trump’s head,. The Homie Helpline gets heavy as Jasmine deals with her husband wanting to drive his parents to the funeral of the woman he cheated with—should she let him go or "buy the thing" and drain his bank account instead?. We’re also roasting the Clippers after their newest draft pick, Narcissist Ngoy, decided he’d literally rather go back to college than play for the team,. Finally, the crew celebrates a birthday with some of the cringiest "data" and "sick beats" dad jokes ever told on air.

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Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(4:18) Petty Police

(8:05) Homie Helpline

(22:58) Play Ball

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The squad dives into a heavy Homie Helpline featuring a mother fighting her late son’s in-laws over his ashes, rumors of brujeria, and a grandmother using a baby as "Simba" ransom. Between the family drama, the crew exposes the AI gas price conspiracy, roasts Drake’s baby mama for getting married on Father's Day, and debates if Big Sean is a "pure thespian" or just a thirsty rapper.

[Edited by @iamdyre ⚽]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:57) Chisme

(6:41) Rap Sheet

(8:36) Petty Police

(12:51) Scrolling

(17:31) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:15) Homie Helpline

(59:26) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:02:53) Chisme

(1:07:26) World Cup Recap

(1:16:46) Studious Foo

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We’re diving into the absolute pettiness of Drake’s baby mama, Sophie, getting hitched to a Muay Thai fighter on Father’s Day—while Drake was out at the club in Houston! 💍🥊 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we had to call out the Amazon drivers caught on camera driving through lawns and leaving "number twos" on doorsteps. 💩📦 The Homie Helpline reaches a spooky and heartbreaking level as a mother named Dora fights her late son’s in-laws for his ashes amidst rumors of brujeria and eerie coincidences. ⚱️🔮 Chisme with Angie gives us the tea on ASAP Rocky’s wild comments to a crowd in Phoenix that might just get him in trouble with Rihanna. 🎤💅 Finally, we hit Studious Foo to prove that sending more emojis might just save your relationship—or at least stop you from being a "dry texter." 📱🔥

[Edited by @iamdyre ⚽]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(2:52) Rap Sheet

(4:47) Petty Police

(9:00) Homie Helpline

(20:42) Studious Foo

 

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The squad attempts to mediate a high-stakes Homie Helpline where Jason’s coworker, Chad, used a "sick day" to party at the USA game but refused to return the favor for the Mexico match, leading to a plot involving "warehouse politics" and stolen lunches. 🥪📦 Between the workplace drama, the crew reacts to a corporate exec getting fired over a Knicks trash can and celebrates Karim Lopez making history as the first Mexican-born first-round NBA pick—right before he was traded live on air! 🏀🇲🇽🗑️

[Edited by @iamdyre ⛰️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:27) Chisme

(11:46) Petty Police

(15:45) Scrolling

(18:49) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(20:42) Homie Helpline

(44:38) Jackass Tix!

(51:21) Jay Z Tix!

(54:03) Don't You Know I'm Local

(59:21) Chisme

(1:01:12) Studious Foo

(1:05:02) Play Ball

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