Brown Bag Mornings

The squad attempts to mediate a World Cup family feud after Janice promises her limited USA tickets to both her "forever pops" and her boyfriend of four years who don't get along. Between the soccer drama, the crew investigates why international tourists are hating on US tipping culture and roasts the Lakers' newest recruit for looking like a 6'10" giant minion. ⚽️🧔‍♂️

[Edited by @iamdyre ⛽]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:39) Chisme

(6:12) Petty Police

(9:59) Scrolling

(14:26) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(16:22) Homie Helpline

(34:16) Six Flags/Minion Tix!

(40:52) Freeway Laws

(43:30) Don't You Know I'm Local

(46:43) Chisme

(49:42) Money Moves

(54:09) Play Ball

(56:45) Studious Foo

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The World Cup is getting petty, and we’re breaking down why elite teams are being forced to fly commercial like "mere mortals" after getting eliminated! ⚽✈️ On Homie Helpline, Janice is caught in a civil war because she promised her dad tickets to the USA game but invited her boyfriend instead—leading to a debate on why "pops" is a forever memory while a man is just a "maybe." 🧔🥊 Don’t You Know I’m Local brings us a wild story involving a watch party hero and a son who literally fell in love with the officer who saved his dad's life. 👮‍♀️❤️ Finally, we hit Money Moves to discuss why foreigners are roasting our tipping culture and why Concrete refuses to round up 20 cents for charity because he knows it's a corporate tax write-off! 💰🍔 It’s a high-energy episode filled with soccer drama, family loyalty, and the struggle of living in a 20% tip world. 🗣️🔥

[Edited by @iamdyre ⛽]

Chapters

(00:00) Petty Police

(3:48) Homie Helpline

(15:54) Don't You Know I'm Local

(19:07) Money Moves

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The squad tries to help Jasmine navigate a "funeral from hell" after discovering her husband wants to drive his parents to the service of the woman he cheated with, leading to a debate on whether she should just "buy the thing" and drain his credit card. Between the family drama, the crew reacts to a son calling his video vixen mom a "garden hose" and Barack Obama living in a "presidential suite" inside Donald Trump's head.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:56) Chisme

(8:12) Petty Police

(12:05) Scrolling

(16:42) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(21:05) Homie Helpline

(50:20) Happy Birthday Vic!

(55:17) Studious Foo

(1:00:00) Play Ball

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We’re diving into the messy viral drama of a son putting his mom on blast for her secret life as a "purse-snatching" video vixen who allegedly dated the entire 2000s rap roster. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we had to weigh in on the Petty Police report of Barack Obama living rent-free in a "presidential suite" inside Donald Trump’s head,. The Homie Helpline gets heavy as Jasmine deals with her husband wanting to drive his parents to the funeral of the woman he cheated with—should she let him go or "buy the thing" and drain his bank account instead?. We’re also roasting the Clippers after their newest draft pick, Narcissist Ngoy, decided he’d literally rather go back to college than play for the team,. Finally, the crew celebrates a birthday with some of the cringiest "data" and "sick beats" dad jokes ever told on air.

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Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(4:18) Petty Police

(8:05) Homie Helpline

(22:58) Play Ball

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The squad dives into a heavy Homie Helpline featuring a mother fighting her late son’s in-laws over his ashes, rumors of brujeria, and a grandmother using a baby as "Simba" ransom. Between the family drama, the crew exposes the AI gas price conspiracy, roasts Drake’s baby mama for getting married on Father's Day, and debates if Big Sean is a "pure thespian" or just a thirsty rapper.

[Edited by @iamdyre ⚽]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:57) Chisme

(6:41) Rap Sheet

(8:36) Petty Police

(12:51) Scrolling

(17:31) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:15) Homie Helpline

(59:26) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:02:53) Chisme

(1:07:26) World Cup Recap

(1:16:46) Studious Foo

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