Brown Bag Mornings

The squad attempts to navigate the absolute "brain rot" of relationship drama, from a "King Koopa" wife to a listener who was left in a freezing abandoned car while her man went to a party. Between the chaos, the squad breaks down the massive $20 billion fraud scandal surrounding the Dodgers' owner and reacts to Cardi B training her daughter to be her future physical backup! 🥊💸🚗

[Edited by @iamdyre ⛺]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(5:02) Chisme

(7:44) Rap Sheet

(9:28) Petty Police

(13:14) Scrolling

(17:31) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(18:37) Homie Helpline

(42:20) Giveaways!

(49:53) Don't You Know I'm Local

(54:33) Chisme

(57:45) Rap Sheet

(1:04:26) Sports

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The squad reacts to the viral clip of Cardi B putting her daughter Culture into boxing so she can handle the physical beef once Cardi hits 60 and can only fight with her mouth. 🥊 We’re also breaking down the shocking allegations against Dodgers owner Mark Walter, who allegedly used $20 billion in life insurance money to fund his sports empire and is now facing a December deadline to pay it back or head to prison. 💸 The Homie Helpline gets absolutely unhinged as Noemi from Whittier explains how she married her "King Koopa" girlfriend just a month after giving birth to a baby fathered by her ex. 🤰💍 Petty Police investigates the Detroit news anchor who was fired for calling her producer a "b-word" on a hot mic, giving us the legendary new catchphrase "Geez-o-pets!" 📺🤬 Finally, we check in on Cristiano Ronaldo’s messy Instagram feed—why does the billionaire still have photos of his supermodel ex from ten years ago after just getting married? ⚽️🤳

[Edited by @iamdyre ⛺]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(4:36) Petty Police

(8:20) Homie Helpline

(19:41) Chisme

(22:53) Play Ball

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The squad tries to mediate a chaotic Homie Helpline for Nancy, a "baddy" whose aspiring rapper boyfriend "crashes out" over her location sharing and two-year-old Justin Bieber TikToks. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down the messy Buss family civil war over the Lakers and the Detroit man who built a 12-foot middle finger statue to haunt his ex-wife. 🏠🥊🏀

[Edited by @iamdyre 👖]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:51) Chisme

(7:09) Rap Sheet

(9:22) Petty Police

(12:09) Scrolling

(16:02) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:08) Homie Helpline

(36:08) Vic Stunts

(40:27) Don't You Know I'm Local

(42:56) Chisme

(47:49) Rap Sheet

(52:54) Money Moves

(57:41) Play Ball

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We’re diving into the absolute shocker that billionaire Cristiano Ronaldo opted for an intimate living room wedding with no guests but the kids and some customized Gucci shoes. On the Homie Helpline, 24-year-old Nancy is feeling like she's behind bars because her upcoming rapper man gets triggered by her spam TikToks and Justin Bieber reposts. The squad debates whether a $5 million ring makes up for a "cheapskate" venue or if he's just testing her loyalty one last time. Because Don’t You Know I’m Local, we’re also hitting the thrift shops for back-to-school deals while Angie admits she’d rather wait in the car than smell the "Goodwill scent." We even get a "scared straight" perspective from a 40-year-old single baddy who warns that if you don't make your man feel secure now, you'll be the one crying when he blows up. It’s a wild ride through sentimental vows, toxic location-sharing, and the ultimate hunt for $10 vintage Levis!

[Edited by @iamdyre 👖]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:20) Homie Helpline

(13:18) Money Moves

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The squad attempts to mediate a chaotic Homie Helpline for Brandy, who was forced to wait in the car for four hours during a funeral because her man claimed she "hadn't met the family yet." Between the relationship red flags, the crew breaks down Tyra Banks suing Netflix for her "villain" edit and J. Cole catching a case of the feels during a soulful performance in Cleveland.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🐶]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:46) Chisme

(6:18) Rap Sheet

(8:57) Petty Police

(14:03) Scrolling

(19:25) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(21:07) Homie Helpline

(54:34) Giveaways!

(57:32) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:03:08) Chisme

(1:07:45) Money Moves

(1:11:06) Studious Foo

(1:16:40) Play Ball

(1:19:34) Rap Sheet

(1:22:50) OC Fair

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