Brown Bag Mornings

[Full Episode] The squad attempts a high-stakes intervention for Peter after his toxic ex-girlfriend posted a "purple-headed yogurt slinger" to his car-themed Instagram burner in a bid for "closure." Between the "pecker" drama, the crew roasts Lupe Fiasco for blaming his forgotten lyrics on 90s LimeWire pirates and debates if Drake officially stole Concrete’s cadence for his new Nike ad.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🚵]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:15) Chisme

(5:43) Rap Sheet

(8:24) Petty Police

(12:38) Scrolling

(17:10) The Weather W/ Concrete

(18:24) Homie Helpline

(48:57) Disneyland Tix

(51:50) Don't You Know I'm Local

(55:20) Chisme

(57:37) Rap Sheet

(1:00:00) Money Moves

(1:04:25) Play Ball

(1:07:51) Studious Foo

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The squad is roasting the absolute pettiness of Lupe Fiasco after he stopped his show to blame "dirty bastards" from the Limewire era for his own forgotten bars. 🎤🤡 We dive into a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Peter, whose toxic ex-girlfriend logged into his burner car account to post a "pecker pic" as the ultimate revenge. 🍆📸 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so the crew debates if "closure" is just a trap to get you back in a toxic cycle or if you should just bring your grandma to help you get your skateboard and laptop back. 🛹👵 We also expose Greg’s bizarre "privilege" regarding his phobia of Tupperware and why he thinks using a fork from home in public is absolutely disgusting. 🥣🤮 Plus, we break down the research showing that packing a lunch could save you $3,000 a year—even if Greg would rather starve than touch a bowl of leftover spaghetti! 🍱💸

[Edited by @iamdyre 🚵]

Chapters

(00:00) Petty Police

(4:15) Homie Helpline

(21:36) Money Moves

 

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[Full Episode] The squad attempts to talk Nate out of "breaking kneecaps" after his day-one homie maxed out his credit cards while he was sitting in jail on three felonies. Between the betrayal drama, the crew investigates the $9 million c*****e bust hidden inside Kim Kardashian's Skims shipments and reacts to an Arsenal player getting his "whole cheeks" out on live TV.

[Edited by @iamdyre ☃️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:28) Chisme

(5:31) Box Talk

(9:20) Scrolling

(12:43) Petty Police

(15:40) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:20) Homie Helpline

(42:53) Disneyland Tix!

(47:14) Don't You Know I'm Local

(52:25) Chisme

(56:26) Money Moves

(58:37) Studious Foo

(1:04:04) Play Ball

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The squad investigates the massive $4 million c*****e bust found inside Skims shipments and wonders if "Kilo Kim" is about to drop a "Coke White" collection. ❄️📦 We hit a heated Homie Helpline for Nate, who came home from jail to find his "friend" maxed out his credit cards and is now offering a weak $20-a-week payback plan. 💳🤐 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are reacting to an Arsenal player getting completely pantsed on live TV and former Google CEO Eric Schmidt getting booed off stage by graduates for pushing AI. ⚽🤖 Rick Ross takes pettiness to a new level by trying to bait Fat Joe into his 50 Cent beef while rocking a diamond finger glove. 💎🥊 Finally, Marcy calls in with an insane story about her "homie" renting out her BMW in Watts while she was doing time for armed robbery! 🏎️🔥

[Edited by @iamdyre ☃️]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:05) Scrolling

(6:28) Petty Police

(9:23) Homie Helpline

(27:22) Chisme

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The squad attempts a high-stakes intervention for Maggie, who is weeks away from giving birth and debating if her son should carry the last name of her "Day Zero" deadbeat ex, Bobby from Baldwin Park. Between the family drama, the crew roasts the Drake Hive for spamming Rihanna’s comments with ice emojis and investigates the 140 mph "bullet bus" that might soon be terrorizing California freeways.

[Edited by @iamdyre 👨‍🎓]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:56) Chisme

(7:04) Box Talk

(9:30) Petty Police

(14:06) Scrolling

(17:55) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:21) Homie Helpline

(44:44) Disneyland Tix

(46:28) Don't You Know I'm Local

(50:31) Chisme

(53:47) Rap Sheet

(55:35) Angie's Instagram

(56:45) Money Moves

(1:00:53) Studious Foo

(1:04:06) Play Ball

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