Brown Bag Mornings

[Full Episode]

The squad attempts to settle a "parenting war" for Jimmy after his 11-year-old was caught searching for "baddies" on Tubi, featuring a legendary caller’s "spicy function" involving awkward PowerPoint presentations. Live from the Disneyland 70th celebration, the crew also roasts Cowboys QB Dak Prescott for allegedly getting caught at a bullfight with his ex’s bridesmaid just months after their relationship "didn't make it off the dock".

[Edited by @iamdyre 🌶️]

Chapters

(00:00) Live from Disneyland

(1:20) Chisme

(4:50) Petty Police

(7:24) Scrolling

(11:46) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(13:39) Homie Helpline

(41:12) Disneyland Tix!

(45:57) Don't You Know I'm Local

(49:28) Chisme

(52:36) Money Moves

(56:47) Studious Foo

(59:06) Play Ball

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The squad is losing it over Dak Prescott allegedly being caught with his ex’s bridesmaid at a bullfight just months after their relationship "didn't make it off the dock". We hit a wild Homie Helpline for Jimmy, whose 11-year-old was caught searching "hot girls" on the family TV, leading to a hilarious debate on whether a cake-filled "spicy function" presentation is the move. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re saving your wallet with $1 summer movie deals at Regal while investigating Pete Davidson’s "deadbeat" allegations after his baby mama whispered her frustrations on TikTok. We’re also twerking for our mental health after a new study claims dancing beats anti-depressants and reacting to the terrifying "crack" of a fan getting hit by a foul ball while taking a selfie.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🌶️]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:32) Homie Helpline

(21:31) Don't You Know I'm Local

(28:00) Studious Foo

(30:19) Play Ball

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[Full Episode]

The squad attempts an intervention for Brenda after her mom pulled up to a literal dog funeral to tell her children and grandchildren they are all "dead" to her in favor of a 70-year-old retired Marine. Between the maternal drama, the crew breaks down whether Drake’s surprise triple-album drop was a genius "petty" move to fulfill his label obligations and finally "move out" of the UMG house.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🍎]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:23) Chisme

(7:14) Rap Sheet

(9:23) Petty Police

(13:19) Scrolling

(16:17) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:20) Homie Helpline

(50:23) Disneyland Tix!

(52:45) New Drake Discussion

(1:01:16) Concrete Birthday Shoutouts!

(1:02:01) Diaz Vs. Perry

(1:06:15) Studious Foo

(1:08:41) Play Ball

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The Petty Police are investigating if Drake’s surprise triple-album drop was a strategic play to fulfill his UMG obligations and finally move out of the "major label house." 💿🏠 We dive into a heart-wrenching Homie Helpline for Brenda, whose mom literally told her entire family "you're dead to me" after Brenda’s husband stood up to her disrespectful retired Marine boyfriend. 👵🔪 Callers James and Sarah join the conversation to share their own experiences with parents who prioritize toxic partners over their own blood. 💔📞 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are hyping up 6'9" NBA prospect Karim Lopez, the Mexican superstar who grew up drawing himself in a Laker jersey and might actually make it a reality. 🏀 Finally, Studious Food breaks down the biological science of why women struggle with food cravings more than men—apparently, the brain just doesn't slow down for pizza! 🍕🧠

[Edited by @iamdyre 🍎]

Chapters

(00:00) Petty

(3:57) Homie Helpline

(23:47) Studious Foo

(26:12) Play Ball

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[Full Episode]

The squad attempts an intervention for Roger, a former "hustler" turned stay-at-home husband who feels like a "low-key prisoner" because his high-powered wife treats him like an employee and refuses to feed him when they argue. Between the family drama, the crew breaks down the "iconic" gold rooster rings Eminem gifted Elton John and reacts to the LA City Council’s attempt to ban backyard carne asadas on "red flag" days.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🐛]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:56) Chisme

(6:18) Rap Sheet

(9:24) Petty Police

(14:20) Scrolling

(18:13) The Weather W/ Concrete

(20:07) Homie Helpline

(42:30) Disneyland Tix

(45:05) Chisme

(50:08) Rap Sheet

(56:49) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:03:28) Studious Foo

(1:07:26) Play Ball

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