Brown Bag Mornings

The "studious fools" tackle a heavy Homie Helpline for Selena, whose family is divided over whether to spend Mother's Day drinking with mariachis at her mom's grave or at her dad's house with his new "Grandma Lulu". Between the family drama, the crew roasts Ne-Yo for complaining that his three-girlfriend lifestyle is costing him major business deals and investigates Kesha’s bizarre collection of placenta jewelry and fan teeth.

[Edited by @iamdyre 💎]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:21) Chisme

(6:29) Rap Sheet

(8:04) Petty Police

(12:37) Scrolling

(17:56) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(20:08) Homie Helpline

(46:16) Chris Brown/Usher Tix!

(50:24) Chisme

(54:02) Rap Sheet

(57:14) Firefighters Day

(59:50) Money Moves

(1:06:02) Studious Foo

(1:11:24) Play Ball

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The squad breaks down Ne-Yo’s frustration over being judged for his three-girlfriend lifestyle and the "cancel culture" hitting his contracts. 👪💰 We hit a heavy Homie Helpline for Selena, who is caught between her siblings’ cemetery tradition and her kids’ desire to celebrate their new "Grandma Lulu." 👵🪦 Rick Ross levels up his petty game by cutting Drake’s vocals out of "Aston Martin Music" during a live Versus, while we investigate Kesha’s weird placenta jewelry and fan-tooth collection. 💍🦷 Plus, we’ve got your Mother's Day survival hacks involving Costco flowers and a legendary BOGO deal at Raising Cane’s for the chicken-finger-loving moms. 🍗💐 Finally, the crew recaps their VIP takeover of the Sahara Las Vegas, featuring secret menus and full-circle family moments that made them feel like kings. 🎰👑

[Edited by @iamdyre 💎]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:09) Petty Police

(7:39) Homie Helpline

(28:21) Chisme

(32:00) Money Moves

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The squad holds a high-stakes intervention for Louisa, whose traditional mom has banned her "senora caliente" mother-in-law—and her signature tight zebra dresses—from the family’s Mother's Day trip to Riverside. Between the in-law drama, the crew roasts NFL star Cam Newton for giving Angela Simmons the ultimate "ick" by laughing at his own jokes and patting himself on the back during their only date.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🦠]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:19) Chisme

(6:06) Rap Sheet

(8:18) Petty Police

(12:36) Scrolling

(15:10) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(18:04) Homie Helpline

(43:49) Chris Brown/Usher Tix!

(47:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(53:00) Chisme

(58:03) Brown Bag Mornings Investigates

(1:01:27) Money Moves

(1:04:33) Studious Foo

(1:07:25) Play Ball

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The squad dives into a messy Homie Helpline where Louisa must decide if she should lie to her husband or let her mom potentially ruin Mother’s Day by being "too honest" with her oblivious mother-in-law. 🤐👩‍❤️‍👩 We’re reacting to Angela Simmons putting Cam Newton on blast for his "corny" jokes and the audacity of literally patting himself on the back mid-date—talk about main character energy! 🏈📈 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are sounding the alarm on driverless semi-trucks hitting the streets of Long Beach and the debate over whether robots should be taking over for our hard-working theos. 🚛🤖 We also break down how you can secure a $95 bag from Apple’s latest $250 million settlement over those "lying" Siri features that never actually worked. 🍏💰 Finally, we check the vitals on a terrifying Hantavirus outbreak hitting cruise ships and making its way right back here to California. 🚢🦠

[Edited by @iamdyre 🦠]

Chapters

(00:00) Petty Police

(4:16) Homie Helpline

(25:19) Money Moves

(28:24) Don't You Know I'm Local

(34:24) Brown Bag Mornings Investigates

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The crew attempts to navigate the "freaky territory" of Penelope's relationship, where her man is insisting that a former "play cousin" hookup becomes his official godmother for his confirmation. Between the holy drama, the squad roasts Dennis Rodman's ex-wife for pawning his legendary jerseys for a lowball price and debates the "Espírito Santos" plan to save Spirit Airlines with a logo of Jesus.

[Edited by @iamdyre 📍]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:10) Chisme

(6:28) Rap Sheet

(9:12) Petty Police

(14:12) Scrolling

(17:45) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:56) Homie Helpline

(57:24) Chris Brown/Usher Tickets!

(1:00:31) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:04:20) Chisme

(1:06:26) Money Moves

(1:09:50) Studious Foo

(1:12:30) Play Ball

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