Brown Bag Mornings

The squad attempts to mediate a messy Homie Helpline where a listener’s new man "demands" she quit her hard-earned career to be a stay-at-home wife because he claims her industry is full of "slimy guys". Between the relationship drama, the crew roasts Bad Bunny for getting sued for $40 million over a voice tag and investigates FIFA’s audacity in selling jars of World Cup final grass for $3,000.

[Edited by @iamdyre ^_^ ]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:59) Chisme

(6:15) Rap Sheet

(8:10) Petty Police

(12:00) Scrolling

(16:09) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:51) Homie Helpline

(51:02) Summer Camp

(56:43) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:00:45) Chisme

(1:04:38) Money Moves

(1:08:26) Studious Foo

(1:14:16) Play Ball

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We are diving into the absolute audacity of FIFA trying to sell us actual grass from the World Cup final for a staggering $3,000—talk about a relentless cash grab! ⚽️🌱 Things get explosive on Homie Helpline as the squad tries to help Mia decide if her boyfriend is being a "protector" or a "manipulator" for demanding she quit her job to avoid "slimy guys" in her office. 💒🥊 Chisme breaks down the $40 million legal war between Bad Bunny and his ex-fiancée over the unauthorized use of her iconic "Bad Bunny, baby" voice tag. 🐰🎤 We also roast heavyweight boxer Andy Ruiz for his new Tyson Fury diss track that the crew thinks sounds exactly like a budget version of The Rock’s rap career. 🥊🤨 Finally, we investigate the viral German TikTok song that has the entire room hearing English phrases like "scoot canoe" and "coconut oil" instead of the actual lyrics! 🇩🇪🛶

[Edited by @iamdyre ^_^ ]

Chapters

(00:00) Petty Police

(3:41) Scrolling

(7:59) Homie Helpline

(24:54) Chisme

(28:46) Money Moves

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The squad attempts to help Andrea navigate a messy military betrayal after she discovered a hidden makeup bag and a secret pregnancy while visiting her "hero" in Alaska. Between the relationship drama and a creepy caller from Oklahoma, the crew breaks down the terrifying plan to put 50,000 mirrors in space and why thousands of fans accidentally ghosted Jay-Z’s legendary 3:00 a.m. encore.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🐚]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(4:11) Chisme

(6:49) Rap Sheet

(11:14) Petty Police

(17:44) Scrolling

(21:18) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(23:07) Homie Helpline

(52:03) Ice Cube Tix!

(58:09) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:01:29) Chisme

(1:06:40) Money Moves

(1:10:58) Studious Foo

(1:15:55) Play Ball

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We are diving into the terrifying news of a satellite company reflecting sunlight back to Earth—is it for "rescue efforts" or just a giant space laser to hold us hostage for energy bills? 🛰️🔦 On Don’t You Know I’m Local, we break down the absolute chaos at Jay-Z’s Yankee Stadium show, where thousands of fans "crashed out" after leaving early and missing a legendary hour-long encore. 🎤🗽 The Homie Helpline reaches a new level of "terrifying" when a caller named Colton offers revenge advice that has the entire crew checking their locks and questioning the algorithm. 📞💀 We also roast Gen Z for the "tan maxing" trend, where kids are hunting dangerous UV rays just to end up smelling like Cheetos and "dog paw" spray tan. ☀️🥨 Finally, Money Moves investigates the great Ronaldo tear conspiracy—did he actually cry for the betting apps, or is Poly Market just pocketing the cash? ⚽️💧

[Edited by @iamdyre 🐚]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(4:06) Rap Sheet

(8:31) Scrolling

(12:00) Homie Helpline

(24:35) Money Moves

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The squad attempts to mediate a messy Homie Helpline where a listener was ghosted by her younger "puppy" after he faked a daughter emergency to hit Topgolf and the casino with the boys. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down 50 Cent’s petty Emmy flex over the Diddy documentary and explores LA’s new $75 bulletproof van "hood tours".

[Edited by @iamdyre 👕]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:50) Chisme

(6:40) National Story

(12:11) Petty Police

(20:07) Scrolling

(23:54) The Weather W/ Concrete

(25:36) Homie Helpline

(46:46) Don't You Know I'm Local

(50:38) Chisme

(53:37) Studious Foo

(59:30) Play Ball

 

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