Brown Bag Mornings

The crew attempts to navigate a messy Homie Helpline for Lalo, a "repeat offender" who accidentally hooked up with his gym partner's sister during a threesome with his toxic ex. Between the relationship drama, the squad roasts Megan Thee Stallion dumping Klay Thompson over "light-skinned brother activities" and investigates the "ancient secret" of why women are rinsing their underwear in the shower.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🧟‍♂️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(5:48) Petty Police

(14:00) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(16:05) Homie Helpline

(38:48) Usher/Chris Brown Tickets!

(44:21) Don't You Know I'm Local

(49:18) Chisme

(53:19) Rap Sheet

(57:23) Money Moves

(1:00:18) Studious Foo

(1:05:07) Play Ball

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The squad dives into the high-stakes news of Cole Thomas Allen’s failed shooting attempt at the White House dinner and Trump’s heated interview where he blasted a reporter for reading the shooter's manifesto. We’re mediating a "crazy" Homie Helpline where Lalo hooked up with his ex and a mystery girl who turned out to be his gym bro's sister, leading to a debate on whether to "take it to the grave". NBA star Brandon Ingram learns a tough lesson after calling GloRilla "annoying" to the press, resulting in a public "lighting up" and a change in behavior. Megan Thee Stallion officially dumps Klay Thompson for "light-skinned brother activities" and refusing to be monogamous after nine months of dating. Finally, the crew gets heated over the LA Rams GM wearing a Colorado Avalanche jersey in the middle of an LA playoff series, sparking a "sellout" vs. "owner loyalty" debate.

[Edited by @iamdyre 👹]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(5:41) Petty Police

(9:07) Homie Helpline

(25:27) Chisme

(29:22) Play Ball

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The squad holds a high-stakes intervention for Boogie, a 21-year-old construction worker whose coworkers are threatening to tie him up and take him to a strip club because he’s never even held a girl’s hand—unless you count his teacher back in the day. Between the dating disaster stories, the crew investigates why inmates in an Atlanta federal prison are ready to riot over the production of the new Superman movie messing up their commissary routine.

[Edited by @iamdyre 👹]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:19) Rap Sheet

(5:49) Petty Police

(8:50) Scrolling

(12:39) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(13:36) Homie Helpline

(40:30) Chris Brown/Usher Tix!

(42:29) Chisme

(45:01) Rap Sheet

(47:11) Money Moves

(50:20) Studious Foo

(53:07) Play Ball

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The squad dives into the viral TikTok trend where kids are trying to see how far they can "juke" security guards inside Scientology buildings before getting kicked out. We’re hitting the Homie Helpline to help Boogie, a 21-year-old construction worker whose "Platinum V-card" has made him the target of his coworkers' jokes. From a caller who spent $100 in Mexico to lose his virginity to a "baddy" Latina DJ who admits she’s actually hunting for nerdy guys, the advice is flying wild today. We also break down the high-stakes drama of a US soldier facing prison for using classified intel to win $400,000 on a betting app. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are wrapping up with the absolute chaos of the NFL Draft, including the Philadelphia Eagles stealing a local star right out of the Steelers' hands! 🏈🏴‍☠️

[Edited by @iamdyre 🏴‍☠️]

Chapters

(00:00) Scrolling

(3:50) Homie Helpline

(23:02) Money Moves

(26:11) Play Ball

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The "studious fools" play matchmaker on the Homie Helpline, successfully hooking up a throuple-dodging "koala bear" named Anthony with a fan-favorite caller from last week. Between the romance, the squad exposes JetBlue’s accidental admission that they use your "cookies" to hike up flight prices and reveals the surprisingly dark drug meaning behind Dem Franchize Boyz’ biggest hit.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🥠]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:54) Chisme

(7:44) Rap Sheet

(11:54) Petty Police

(19:39) Scrolling

(22:57) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(24:17) Homie Helpline

(50:26) Chris Brown/Usher Tix!

(55:16) Love on the Spectrum

(57:26) Don't You Know I'm Local

(58:35) Chisme

(1:02:04) Rap Sheet

(1:04:26) Money Moves

(1:07:21) Studious Foo

(1:09:31) Play Ball

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