Brown Bag Mornings

The squad holds an emergency intervention for Leo, a "gym bro" who wants to ditch his loyal partner of ten years for a "hoe phase" before he officially becomes an "unc". Between the relationship drama, the crew roasts Billboard for a massive teleprompter fail that led to Teyana Taylor accepting an award in a hoodie and sweats with a side of legendary sass.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🌴]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:48) Chisme

(4:25) Rap Sheet

(6:19) Petty Police

(12:57) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(14:52) Homie Helpline

(42:22) Chris Brown/Usher Tickets!

(44:44) Don't You Know I'm Local

(47:48) Chisme

(49:53) Rap Sheet

(51:56) Box Talk

(56:02) Studious Foo

(59:51) Play Ball

 

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The crew is live from Las Vegas breaking down Teyana Taylor’s legendary hoodie-and-sweats response to Billboard’s teleprompter disaster. 🎰🧥 We’re hitting a heated Homie Helpline for Leo, who is fighting "demons" and wanting to leave his 10-year relationship just because he finally lost weight and got some "rizz". 🏋️‍♂️😈 Ray Ray calls in from prison to give some "A1" advice on whether Leo should stay home or embrace his inner dog. ⛓️📱 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re warning you about the "sharky summer" hitting SoCal beaches and debunking those scary DMV immigration data rumors. 🦈🛂 Plus, the squad investigates the Max Martin secret behind Justin Timberlake’s "May" obsession and places their group bets on the Benavidez fight. 🥊💸

[Edited by @iamdyre 🌴]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(4:19) Petty Police

(7:47) Homie Helpline

(23:12) Don't You Know I'm Local

(26:14) Box Talk

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The "studious fools" tackle a heavy Homie Helpline where a drunken car fight led to an aunt calling ICE on her sister’s boyfriend, sparking a massive debate on family loyalty and "snitch" rewards. Between the drama, the crew roasts Klay Thompson for acting "nonchalant" on a boat after his breakup and investigates a viral seagull screeching competition where humans are dressing up as "raccoons of the sea."

[Edited by @iamdyre 🥦]

Chapters

(00:00) Box Talk

(2:36) Chisme

(6:01) Rap Sheet

(8:49) Scrolling

(11:59) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(14:30) Homie Helpline

(42:52) Chris Brown/Usher Tickets!

(44:53) Chisme

(50:10) Rap Sheet

(53:09) Money Moves

(56:51) Studious Foo

(1:01:12) Play Ball

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The squad dives into the ultimate family betrayal as a caller reveals his aunt contacted ICE following a physical altercation between family members. 😱⚖️ We’re joined by an immigration paralegal who breaks down the "evil" intention behind calling authorities directly and why these actions change a person's trajectory forever. 🏥🚔 Over in the world of petty, Slim Thug is caught switching up his "Houston thirst" for Megan Thee Stallion, while Klay Thompson is out here driving boats to mask the pain of his recent breakup. 🛥️💔 Plus, the crew discusses Jay-Z’s evolution in emotional intelligence and the importance of being an authentic "old head" in hip-hop. 🎤💎 We are also broadcasting live from the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, where Concrete’s dad, Poppy, is stealing the spotlight in the press room! 🎰🥊 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so make sure you check your mail because hundreds of millions in California inflation relief money is set to expire at midnight! 💸💳

[Edited by @iamdyre 🥦]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:27) Homie Helpline

(27:35) Money Moves

(24:36) Rap Sheet

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The crew holds a high-stakes middle school intervention on the Homie Helpline for 13-year-old Ana Lisia, whose attempt to "shoot her shot" with a "huzz" led to her getting blocked and fighting with her gay bestie. Between the playground drama, the squad investigates King Charles’ petty tug-of-war handshake with Trump and the viral sardine fast that has girls smelling like fish for the sake of "glowy skin".

[Edited by @iamdyre 🔎]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:52) Chisme

(6:36) Petty Police

(10:44) Scrolling

(12:58) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(14:42) Homie Helpline

(31:41) Chris Brown/Usher Tix!

(36:01) Don't You Know I'm Local

(40:12) Chisme

(42:59) Rap Sheet

(48:10) Money Moves

(52:55) Studious Foo

(55:35) Play Ball

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