Brown Bag Mornings

The squad attempts an intervention for Janessa, who had to use ChatGPT to write a Spanish confrontation script for her "monster-in-law" after years of being called fat and told her marriage wasn't real. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Khloe Kardashian for legally "owning" Tristan Thompson’s embryos and forcing him into a vasectomy to finally end the baby mama cycle.

[Edited by @iamdyre ✂️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:07) Chisme

(5:12) Rap Sheet

(7:37) Petty Police

(11:13) Scrolling

(14:48) The Weather

(16:09) Homie Helpline

(47:45) Disneyland Tix

(50:27) Don't You Know I'm Local

(56:02) Chisme

(59:45) Studious Foo

(1:02:45) Play Ball

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The Petty Police investigate an insufferable Palm Beach cop who tried to ticket a woman for "manipulating a phone" with a hand she doesn't even have! 🚓🖐️ We’re diving into a high-stakes Homie Helpline featuring "monster-in-law" horror stories, including one mother-in-law who demanded her daughter-in-law get a hysterectomy and another who lied about an autistic child speaking just to be spiteful. 👵🔥 Chisme with Angie breaks down the drama behind Khloe Kardashian forcing Tristan Thompson to get snipped and legally "owning" his embryos to stop the baby mama cycle. ✂️💎 The squad also discusses Young M.A.’s preference for dating straight women and Gucci Mane’s bipolar-induced apology to Drake after getting new teeth. 🎤🦷 Finally, Studious Foo explains the psychology of why wearing all black makes you look like a confident boss—even if Greg just looks like a "trench coat" threat! 👕🌑

[Edited by @iamdyre ✂️]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(2:06) Rap Sheet

(4:32) Petty Police

(8:04) Homie Helpline

(26:34) Chisme

(30:32) Studious Foo

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[Full Episode] The squad dives into the "scary" world of $60 East LA love spells and attempts to help a homie named Edward who "stumbled" into downloading a secret app to text his "favorite ex" while in a toxic relationship. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down how Kim Kardashian secured a second chance for the homies in the system and investigates why a minor league "bat dog" just ended a top Dodger prospect's season.

[Edited by @iamdyre 😮‍💨]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:46) Chisme

(7:05) Rap Sheet

(10:06) Petty Police

(14:02) Scrolling

(18:09) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(20:35) Homie Helpline

(50:08) Disneyland Tix!

(53:09) Don't You Know I'm Local

(58:28) Chisme

(1:01:14) Rap Sheet

(1:04:57) Money Moves

(1:09:27) Play Ball

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The Homie Helpline reaches a peak level of "scary" as a caller admits to spending $60 on a "bruja" spell to trap his ex back into a relationship! 🕯️😱 We’re also breaking down the $500 million San Pedro development set to snatch the "Tallest Ferris Wheel" title away from Santa Monica. 🎡⚓ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re getting the inside scoop from Peso on how Kim Kardashian literally walked into a juvie facility and secured a second chance for the homies. ⛓️🙏 The Petty Police investigate the Cleveland Cavs banning Fat Joe from courtside only for his "bad luck charm" to strike them anyway. 🏀🚫 Finally, we react to the "bat dog" disaster that blew out a top Dodger prospect’s knee and completely ruined his season! ⚾🐕

[Edited by @iamdyre 😮‍💨]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:38) Rap Sheet

(6:40) Petty Police

(10:33) Homie Helpline

(24:09) Rap Sheet

(27:53) Play Ball

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Chalino calls in because his 89-year-old grandpa is trying to date a 40-year-old woman from the carnicería, and the whole family thinks she’s after his money. The crew also talks Benny Blanco’s Selena Gomez confession, Bad Bunny manifesting his success, Meek Mill getting clowned, OC women getting scammed, and Chicharrito calling out Mexico fans.

Chapters: 

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(02:58) Chismation

(07:29) Petty Police

(10:34) Scrolling

(14:23) The Weather with Greg

(16:11) Homie Helpline

(35:43) Name The Disneyland Villain For Tickets

(40:46) Amish Paradise

(40:39) Don't You Know I'm Local

(45:45) Chismation

(49:20) Rap Sheet

(53:45) Money Moves

(61:56) Sports

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