Brown Bag Mornings

The squad tries to mediate a chaotic Homie Helpline for Nancy, a "baddy" whose aspiring rapper boyfriend "crashes out" over her location sharing and two-year-old Justin Bieber TikToks. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down the messy Buss family civil war over the Lakers and the Detroit man who built a 12-foot middle finger statue to haunt his ex-wife. 🏠🥊🏀

[Edited by @iamdyre 👖]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:51) Chisme

(7:09) Rap Sheet

(9:22) Petty Police

(12:09) Scrolling

(16:02) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:08) Homie Helpline

(36:08) Vic Stunts

(40:27) Don't You Know I'm Local

(42:56) Chisme

(47:49) Rap Sheet

(52:54) Money Moves

(57:41) Play Ball

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We’re diving into the absolute shocker that billionaire Cristiano Ronaldo opted for an intimate living room wedding with no guests but the kids and some customized Gucci shoes. On the Homie Helpline, 24-year-old Nancy is feeling like she's behind bars because her upcoming rapper man gets triggered by her spam TikToks and Justin Bieber reposts. The squad debates whether a $5 million ring makes up for a "cheapskate" venue or if he's just testing her loyalty one last time. Because Don’t You Know I’m Local, we’re also hitting the thrift shops for back-to-school deals while Angie admits she’d rather wait in the car than smell the "Goodwill scent." We even get a "scared straight" perspective from a 40-year-old single baddy who warns that if you don't make your man feel secure now, you'll be the one crying when he blows up. It’s a wild ride through sentimental vows, toxic location-sharing, and the ultimate hunt for $10 vintage Levis!

[Edited by @iamdyre 👖]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:20) Homie Helpline

(13:18) Money Moves

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The squad attempts to mediate a chaotic Homie Helpline for Brandy, who was forced to wait in the car for four hours during a funeral because her man claimed she "hadn't met the family yet." Between the relationship red flags, the crew breaks down Tyra Banks suing Netflix for her "villain" edit and J. Cole catching a case of the feels during a soulful performance in Cleveland.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🐶]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:46) Chisme

(6:18) Rap Sheet

(8:57) Petty Police

(14:03) Scrolling

(19:25) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(21:07) Homie Helpline

(54:34) Giveaways!

(57:32) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:03:08) Chisme

(1:07:45) Money Moves

(1:11:06) Studious Foo

(1:16:40) Play Ball

(1:19:34) Rap Sheet

(1:22:50) OC Fair

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We’re breaking down the legal drama as Tyra Banks sues Netflix for making her look like the ultimate villain by editing three hours of interview footage into just 16 minutes of heat. 📺👠 The Homie Helpline gets absolutely unhinged as we hear from Brandy, who was left melting in a car for four hours during a funeral because her man thought her presence would be "weird." 🚗⚰️ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we have to react to J. Cole catching a case of the feels and crying on stage during a soulful performance in Cleveland. 🎤💧 Plus, we’re checking the receipts on those messy rumors about Jay-Z potentially bringing out Kendrick Lamar on Drake's birthday for the ultimate LA spite move. 🎂🥊 Finally, we find out if we’re really going to have to start paying a monthly subscription fee just to make Siri smarter! 📱💰

[Edited by @iamdyre 🐶]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(2:34) Rap Sheet

(5:12) Homie Helpline

(22:33) Money Moves

(25:53) Rap Sheet

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The squad tries to save Ashley from her "serial killer-ish" ex-boyfriend who forced her to listen to his own radio confession before cheating with three girls and demanding a $1,000 car part. Between the relationship chaos, the crew breaks down the Lakers' insane new schedule and investigates why Brad Pitt refuses to watch adult films because of his high standards for "good acting". 🤡🏀

[Edited by @iamdyre 🐕]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:41) Chisme

(6:12) Rap Sheet

(9:51) Petty Police

(14:08) Scrolling

(19:36) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(21:14) Homie Helpline

(1:16:36) Giveaways

(1:21:29) Studious Foo

(1:24:01) Play Ball

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