Brown Bag Mornings

[Full Episode] The squad attempts a spiritual intervention for Carla after she was served "breakup tea" by a mother-in-law she suspects is a witch, leading to terrifying listener stories about scorpions popping out of bodies and blood oaths. Between the brujeria drama, the crew roasts Sauce Walka for threatening to "smoke" Drake on a leaked call and breaks down Steph Curry’s massive $1.1 billion move to a Chinese shoe brand.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🦂]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:09) Chisme

(6:48) Rap Sheet

(8:18) Petty Police

(14:07) Scrolling

(17:54) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(20:23) Homie Helpline

(1:00:20) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:07:25) Chisme

(1:11:56) Rap Sheet

(1:14:12) Studious Foo

(1:17:49) Play Ball

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The squad investigates the viral phone call where Texas rapper Sauce Walka allegedly threatens to "smoke" Drake for sleeping with his baby mama. The Homie Helpline reaches peak levels of "scary" as Carla suspects her boyfriend’s mom is a witch after a "special tea" made her sick, leading to insane stories of blood oaths and scorpions popping out of a woman's body. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re roasting the "dot cake" trend that is just white people rebranding our childhood cortadillos because we have "bad marketing". Chisme with Angie reveals Vic’s lowrider "date" with F1 star Lewis Hamilton, who was recently spotted on a "cutesy" bike ride with Kim Kardashian. Finally, we celebrate National Rotisserie Chicken Day with a "lazy hack" and some "spit roast" jokes that had the whole studio losing it.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🦂]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:40) Scrolling

(7:27) Homie Helpline

(29:22) Chisme

(34:03) Studious Foo

 

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The squad helps a homie who dropped 90 pounds after a suspected "brujeria" curse while investigating why US Soccer used Diego Luna as their poster boy only to leave him off the World Cup roster. We also break down Jay-Z’s savage Roots Picnic freestyle aimed at Drake and debate if Pete Davidson is sending a "bat signal" to Kim Kardashian by over-praising her acting.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🎩]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:17) Chisme

(5:53) Rap Sheet

(8:48) Petty Police

(13:00) Scrolling

(15:24) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(18:11) Homie Helpline

(49:50) Snoop Dogg Tix!

(55:00) Monday Mashup

(56:35) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:02:02) Chisme

(1:05:02) Rap Sheet

(1:10:37) Studious Foo

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Things reach a peak level of weird as we help Martin, who is convinced his sudden medical issues are actually a brujo spell cast by a hookup he did dirty. 🕯️😱 Callers flood the lines with wild stories of drinking blood offerings, "Olympia" readings, and ex-baby mamas who literally suck the soul out of you!!!Also, Los Angeles leading the nation in mailman dog attacks—manage your pups or the USPS will suspend your whole block’s mail! 📮🐕 The Petty Police call out the USA soccer team for using Diego Luna to market to Latinos only to leave him home during the World Cup. ⚽📉 Finally, we’re dissecting Pete Davidson’s "superhuman" praise for Kim Kardashian’s acting and debating if it’s a sarcastic joke or a desperate "bat signal" to get her back. 🎬🍰

[Edited by @iamdyre 🎩]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:09) Petty Police

(7:20) Homie Helpline

(26:45) Chisme

 

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The squad attempts an intervention for Janessa, who had to use ChatGPT to write a Spanish confrontation script for her "monster-in-law" after years of being called fat and told her marriage wasn't real. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Khloe Kardashian for legally "owning" Tristan Thompson’s embryos and forcing him into a vasectomy to finally end the baby mama cycle.

[Edited by @iamdyre ✂️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:07) Chisme

(5:12) Rap Sheet

(7:37) Petty Police

(11:13) Scrolling

(14:48) The Weather

(16:09) Homie Helpline

(47:45) Disneyland Tix

(50:27) Don't You Know I'm Local

(56:02) Chisme

(59:45) Studious Foo

(1:02:45) Play Ball

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