Brown Bag Mornings

The squad celebrates National Cat Day with an unhinged caller cat-impression contest for Chris Brown and Usher tickets, featuring a donkey-sounding cat from Van Nuys and a viral 80,000-word Meow novel 🐱🎟️📖 ! Between cat chaos, the crew breaks down the cops being called on a 3-year-old soccer prodigy before Jay-Z stepped in, Kim Kardashian exposing Kris Jenner's heated jailhouse phone fights with OJ Simpson, and J. Cole officially taking back his 10-year retirement claims ⚽🚨🏈🎤
[Edited by @iamdyre 😹]
Chapters
(00:00) Rap Sheet
(2:11) Petty Police
(5:36) Scrolling
(9:09) National Cat Day/Giveaways
(14:09) Chisme
(18:20) Rap Sheet

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The squad kicks off National Cat Day reacting to a viral 300-page novel called Meow that literally repeats the word "meow" 80,000 times in both paperback and audiobook 🐱📖. Angie exposes her family’s crazy cat house evolution, where one cat multiplied into 13 felines hanging out on their roof 🐈‍⬛🏠. Things get wildly hilarious when listeners call in to do their best cat impressions to win Chris Brown and Usher tickets, featuring a donkey-sounding cat from Van Nuys and a winner from Sylmar 🎟️🐾. Then, the crew roasts J. Cole after a new interview where he takes back his 10-year retirement claims, admitting he’s done playing with fans' emotions 🎤🤡. The squad blames his Aquarian zodiac traits for changing his mind in a single flash after making fans scramble since 2016 ♒✨.
[Edited by @iamdyre 😹]
Chapters
(00:00) Scrolling
(3:35) National Cat Day
(8:35) Rap Sheet


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The squad navigates an outrageously unhinged Homie Helpline as a 25-year-old father reveals getting scammed out of $10,000 by a backyard mechanic who dumped his unfixed car in an AutoZone parking lot, triggering callers to expose staged car thefts and Facebook Marketplace traps 🚗💸! Between nightmare car sagas, the crew breaks down Kevin Jonas accidentally sending a 'wee-wee' mirror selfie to his brothers' group chat, Lamar Odom joining OnlyFans, and a woman getting paralyzed by a bear-hug back crack 🍆📱🏀💥.
[Edited by @iamdyre 🦇]
Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(2:21) Chisme
(4:15) Petty Police
(7:17) Scrolling
(10:07) Homie Helpline
(43:45) Chisme
(47:07) Nom Nom News
(48:45) RIP Dolores Huerta


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The squad kicks off with Petty Police, reacting to a viral woman who became paralyzed after her boyfriend gave her a bear hug back-crack that herniated her discs 💥😳. On Chisme with Angie, the crew roasts Kevin Jonas for accidentally sending a "wee-wee" mirror selfie to the Jonas Brothers group chat, prompting the hosts to confess photoshopped group chat revenge on their own friends 🍆📱. Things get completely unhinged on the Homie Helpline as caller Angel reveals getting scammed out of $10,000 by a backyard mechanic who dumped his unfixed car in an AutoZone parking lot 🚗💸. Callers flood the line with nightmare car sagas, including a staged vehicle theft using a key fob and a listener who used the Board of Automotive Repair to force a shady mechanic into monthly refunds 🚘📜.
[Edited by @iamdyre 🦇]
Chapters
(00:00) Petty Police
(3:01) Homie Helpline
(28:12) Chisme

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The squad hosts psychic medium AJ Barrera for an emotional Día de los Muertos special, connecting callers to passed loved ones who tell them to dust off their Raider hats and confirm late moms are joy riding shotgun on family road trips 🕯️🏴‍☠️! Between spiritual readings, the crew breaks down women booing male runners at the Nike After Dark half marathon, Keyshia Cole getting blasted for not singing at her birthday show, and Boyz II Men announcing a wild country album pivot 🏃‍♀️🎤🤠.
[Edited by @iamdyre 🫀]
Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(3:39) Chisme
(8:33) Petty Police
(10:27) Scrolling
(13:49) Chisme
(16:31) Rap Sheet
(20:11) AJ Barrera

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