Brown Bag Mornings

The squad attempts a high-stakes intervention for Peter, whose toxic ex-girlfriend posted his "meat" on Instagram and is holding his cherished skateboard hostage until legendary skater P-Rod steps in to save the homie.. Between the relationship drama, the crew roasts Ray J for accidentally snitching on his own "rigged" MMA fight after getting knocked out cold by viral star Super Hot Fire.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🪚]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:35) Chisme

(6:27) UFO Files

(9:06) Petty Police

(12:37) Scrolling

(15:34) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:11) Homie Helpline

(36:46) Palabra

(44:10) Don't You Know I'm Local

(49:38) Chisme

(53:52) Rap Sheet

(55:32) Money Moves

(1:00:07) Studious Foo

(1:02:42) Angie Got Scammed

 

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The squad is losing it after Ray J got flattened in a bare-knuckle MMA fight and immediately started snitching about a "plan" that went south backstage. 🥊 We hit a wild Homie Helpline for Peter, whose toxic ex posted a private photo on Instagram and held his favorite skateboard hostage—until pro skater Paul Rodriguez (P-Rod) called in with a legendary surprise. 🛹 Then there's B from the LBC, who is stuck living with a petty ex who throws her laundry on the street after 15 years together. 🏠 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are sounding the alarm on ICE agents allegedly targeting World Cup fans and Angie’s absolute disaster of a $600 Tesla window tint scam.,,, ❄️🚗 Between stained white seats and "meat" leaks, the crew is keeping it a hundred on everything going viral in the streets! 💦

[Edited by @iamdyre 🪚]

Chapters

(00:00) Petty Police

(3:35) Homie Helpline

(14:02) Don't You know I'm Local

(19:29) Angie got Scammed

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We hit a wild Homie Helpline for Nate, whose "accidental" namesake friend maxed out his cards for a $1,000 spree, and Marcy, who came home from an armed robbery stint to find her homie in Watts had been renting out her BMW to the whole complex! Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re debating the terrifying 140 mph "bullet buses" that might be terrorizing the 5 freeway soon just to get people to San Francisco in three hours. Mayor Karen Bass stops by to talk about her deep Latino roots, her first protest at age 10, and why collaboration is the only way to actually get things done in the city. Between the "scammer gem" of credit card disputes and Vic’s personal beef with $40 SF parking, we’re keeping it a hundred on the streets!

[Edited by @iamdyre 🩺]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Mayor Karen Bass

(5:09) Homie Helpline

(13:33) Don't You Know I'm Local

(17:39) Chisme

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[Full Episode] The squad attempts a high-stakes intervention for Peter after his toxic ex-girlfriend posted a "purple-headed yogurt slinger" to his car-themed Instagram burner in a bid for "closure." Between the "pecker" drama, the crew roasts Lupe Fiasco for blaming his forgotten lyrics on 90s LimeWire pirates and debates if Drake officially stole Concrete’s cadence for his new Nike ad.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🚵]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:15) Chisme

(5:43) Rap Sheet

(8:24) Petty Police

(12:38) Scrolling

(17:10) The Weather W/ Concrete

(18:24) Homie Helpline

(48:57) Disneyland Tix

(51:50) Don't You Know I'm Local

(55:20) Chisme

(57:37) Rap Sheet

(1:00:00) Money Moves

(1:04:25) Play Ball

(1:07:51) Studious Foo

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The squad is roasting the absolute pettiness of Lupe Fiasco after he stopped his show to blame "dirty bastards" from the Limewire era for his own forgotten bars. 🎤🤡 We dive into a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Peter, whose toxic ex-girlfriend logged into his burner car account to post a "pecker pic" as the ultimate revenge. 🍆📸 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so the crew debates if "closure" is just a trap to get you back in a toxic cycle or if you should just bring your grandma to help you get your skateboard and laptop back. 🛹👵 We also expose Greg’s bizarre "privilege" regarding his phobia of Tupperware and why he thinks using a fork from home in public is absolutely disgusting. 🥣🤮 Plus, we break down the research showing that packing a lunch could save you $3,000 a year—even if Greg would rather starve than touch a bowl of leftover spaghetti! 🍱💸

[Edited by @iamdyre 🚵]

Chapters

(00:00) Petty Police

(4:15) Homie Helpline

(21:36) Money Moves

 

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