Brown Bag Mornings

The squad tackles a messy Homie Helpline to decide if Eric is a "brother friend" for inviting his sister’s ex to his birthday and triggering her "lame" husband’s insecurities. Between the family drama, the crew reacts to a bizarre San Bernardino murder case involving an Only Fans "mummy" encounter and Concrete's high-speed chase for a box of "chicken rocks".

[Edited by @iamdyre 🤵‍♂️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:21) Chisme

(8:21) Petty Police

(12:04) Scrolling

(14:38) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(16:11) Homie Helpline

(32:04) Chisme

(36:03) Don't You Know I'm Local

(39:05) Disneyland Tix!

(41:30) Concrete's Uber Eats Story

(48:47) Money Moves

(53:53) Studious Foo

(59:29) Play Ball

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The squad is fired up today as they break down Arcángel’s wild rant claiming Spaniards are the real Latinos and that they "saved" indigenous people by bringing religion and "light". We hit a messy Homie Helpline for Eric, who allegedly disrespected his sister’s marriage by inviting her ex-boyfriend to his birthday bash—cue the heated "brother friend" debate. Nate Diaz joins the Petty Police to roast his own fans for being "bitter and fat" with gray beards instead of actually hitting the gym. We’re also diving into the mess between Cardi B and Stefon Diggs as his former chef spills all the delivery room tea on Instagram. Plus, the crew investigates a new gambling app that lets you bet on your own fitness goals, though Vic is already trying to cheat the system by putting his phone on his dog! Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re keeping it a hundred on everything from Salvadorian tendencies to Rich Paul's claim that LeBron James lacks a "selfish gene" because he didn't have a father.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🤵‍♂️]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(5:02) Petty Police

(8:45) Homie Helpline

(19:03) Chisme

(23:01) Money Moves

(28:06) Play Ball

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-Full Episode-

The squad attempts to help Louis navigate a World Cup barbecue hosted by his girlfriend's "Uncle Rick," a man known for "Oakley energy" and passive-aggressive remarks about how "things are changing around here". Between the family drama, the crew investigates newly released FBI files confirming aliens are actually 4-foot pipsqueaks and reacts to Donald Trump "snitching" on a Raiders QB who tried to skip a White House visit.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🐰]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:19) Chisme

(6:24) Rap Sheet

(9:52) Petty Police

(14:46) Scrolling

(20:20) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(22:14) Homie Helpline

(47:05) Disneyland Tix!

(49:37) Brown Bag Mornings Investigates

(54:51) Rap Sheet

(59:33) Money Moves

(1:03:47) Studious Foo

(1:09:24) Play Ball

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The squad investigates Eagles’ Fred Johnson for supposedly kicking out his pregnant girl to "fight demons" on dating apps just weeks before her due date. We’re diving into a heated Homie Helpline to help Louis handle "Uncle Rick," a passive-aggressive relative making "veiled racism" comments during a World Cup barbecue. The Petty Police defend Bad Bunny after hundreds of salty FCC complaints called his Super Bowl performance "demonic" and "disrespectful" for being in Spanish. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are checking the newly released FBI files that describe aliens as being between three and a half to four feet tall. Finally, we recap the Lakers’ elimination by OKC and the bizarre moment Donald Trump "blew the cover" of Raiders QB Fernando Mendoza by claiming he’s a "big fan".

[Edited by @iamdyre 🐰]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:07) Petty Police

(7:59) Homie Helpline

(18:37) Brown Bag Mornings Investigates

(23:48) Money Moves

(28:03) Play Ball

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[Full Episode]

The crew attempts a high-stakes intervention for Chavella, whose "Mosquita Muerta" sister-in-law is using her pregnancy to sabotage family events and talk smack about her nephew's long hair. Between the family drama, the squad roasts Rihanna’s new scribble tattoos and investigates a Padres prospect who traded a $750,000 bonus for a $1,000 human smuggling side hustle.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🧷]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:32) Chisme

(5:06) Rap Sheet

(7:50) Petty Police

(13:41) Scrolling

(16:22) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(18:48) Homie Helpline

(35:27) Chisme

(41:13) Don't You Know I'm Local

(44:00) Disneyland Tix!

(47:18) Man-Shower

(51:04) Streaming News

(55:08) Studious Foo

(1:00:10) Play Ball

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