Brown Bag Mornings

The crew hits the Homie Helpline to help a mom who’s ready to "crash out" because her mother-in-law banned her one-year-old son from the wedding while letting his half-sister star as the flower girl. The comedy stays high as the "studious fools" investigate Universal Studios potentially removing the Simpsons ride to make room for a Pokémon Land and react to TikTok’s creepy new update that allegedly tracks your immigration status and location.
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The crew navigates a chaotic Homie Helpline where they debate if Emily should apologize to her brother's rich girlfriend for secretly housing his "skittle freaky" ex, who was previously evicted for doing Only Fans in the family home. The comedy peaks as the squad roasts Vic for being an "incognito" traitor who agreed with Freddy Gibbs that Chicago has better Mexican food than LA, all while investigating the viral "vabbing" trend of using pheromones as perfume.
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The crew tackles a messy Homie Helpline for Juanito, a "docile" business owner who has been paying his ex-girlfriend’s rent for a year despite her only calling him on the 28th of the month and allegedly getting "forklifted" by coworkers during her overnight warehouse shifts. The comedy continues as the "studious fools" joke about the downfall of The Container Store, roasting the "girly pops" who spend $40 on plastic bins just to take eggs out of a carton and put them into a different, more "aesthetic" container.
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Todays Homie Helpline is a rollercoaster! Alejandra is asking for help as her suegra is stealing dishes, rearranging her home furniture, and changing her home decor! And her fiancé is lying about it! Furthermore, the crew talks about how El Segundo is currently swarmed by mosquitoes, prompting the question of why or who would do this!?
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