Brown Bag Mornings

The squad attempts to mediate a hairy Homie Helpline where a listener's marriage is on the rocks after her husband debuted a "creepy" 80s cop mustache that killed the attraction. Between the relationship drama, the crew investigates the "Brujeria" witchcraft Argentinian fans used to win the World Cup and survives a chaotic studio visit from a 14-foot python and a pooping turtle.

[Edited by @iamdyre 👨‍💻]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(4:09) Chisme

(7:37) Petty Police

(12:15) Scrolling

(14:57) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(16:19) Homie Helpline

(44:34) Summer Camp

(49:36) Chisme

(59:07) Studious Foo

(1:02:25) Money Moves

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We’re exposing the secret black magic tactics Argentinian fans are using to "freeze" star players and goalies to secure their World Cup victories! 🪄❄️ The Homie Helpline gets hairy as Estrea questions her entire marriage after her loyal husband ditched his beard for a "creepy" 80s cop mustache that has completely killed the bedroom vibe. 👨🏻💔 Chisme breaks down Chelsea Handler’s narrow escape from a Bill Cosby hotel room and the "red flags" that saved her. 🏨🚫 Over in Hella Studious, we’re giving you life-saving survival tips on why you should fight a black bear but play dead for a grizzly—unless you want to be a forest snack. 🐻🎒 Finally, the studio turns into a literal zoo with scorpions, snakes, and a pooping turtle named Michelangelo making a guest appearance. 🐢🦂

[Edited by @iamdyre 👨‍💻]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:29) Petty Police

(6:49) Homie Helpline

(24:33) Studious Foo

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The squad tries to help Raul navigate a heartbreaking Homie Helpline after his family decides to cremate his grandpa to save money, directly ignoring his final wish to be buried in Mexico. Between the family drama, the crew breaks down why bricked up bison are launching tourists at Yellowstone and roasts Lil Wayne for his latest round of "emo" sad-tweeting.

[Edited by @iamdyre 📡]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:19) Chisme

(5:25) Rap Sheet

(7:54) Scrolling

(12:57) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(14:32) Homie Helpline

(43:03) Brown Bag Summer Camp

(47:54) Don't You Know I'm Local

(51:03) Chisme

(54:21) Money Moves

(57:23) Studious Foo

(1:00:37) Play Ball

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The crew is roasting Lil Wayne for his mid-life "emo tweeting" while sharing their own triggers for late-night Instagram notes and "lonely" playlists. 😭💔 Things get heavy on the Homie Helpline as Raul tries to fulfill his grandpa’s dream of being buried in Mexico next to his wife, despite the family’s plan to cremate him to save cash. ⚰️💰 Don’t You Know I’m Local breaks down California’s new mobile IDs and the creepy way the app might be tracking your Postmates alcohol orders and bar visits. 🆔🕵️‍♂️ Finally, we’re tearing apart a "survivalist" camping food list that suggests tuna pouches and chickpeas are better than a good old-fashioned carne asada in the woods. ⛺️🥩

[Edited by @iamdyre 📡]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(2:08) Rap Sheet

(4:37) Homie Helpline

(25:06) Don't You Know I'm Local

(28:15) Studious Foo

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The squad attempts to mediate a messy Homie Helpline where a listener’s new man "demands" she quit her hard-earned career to be a stay-at-home wife because he claims her industry is full of "slimy guys". Between the relationship drama, the crew roasts Bad Bunny for getting sued for $40 million over a voice tag and investigates FIFA’s audacity in selling jars of World Cup final grass for $3,000.

[Edited by @iamdyre ^_^ ]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:59) Chisme

(6:15) Rap Sheet

(8:10) Petty Police

(12:00) Scrolling

(16:09) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:51) Homie Helpline

(51:02) Summer Camp

(56:43) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:00:45) Chisme

(1:04:38) Money Moves

(1:08:26) Studious Foo

(1:14:16) Play Ball

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