Brown Bag Mornings

[Full Episode] The squad tackles a messy Homie Helpline for Diego, whose girlfriend has been taking secret jail calls from his "knucklehead" brother to hear him vent about his side pieces behind bars. Between the family crash out the crew investigates Birdman’s viral explanation for kissing Lil Wayne on the lips and roasts Nike for claiming that walkers at the Boston Marathon are merely "tolerated".

[Edited by @iamdyre 🚕]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: A hot air balloon makes an emergency landing in a thin Temecula backyard.

(2:39) Chisme: The singer boyfriend of Celeste Rivas is finally arrested after her body was found in a Tesla.

(5:40) Rap Sheet: Birdman explains his "father-son" bond and why he kissed Lil Wayne.

(9:29) Petty Police: Nike faces backlash for "Walkers Tolerated" posters, prompting Hoka and Altra to clap back.

(12:35) Scrolling: Viral audio of pilots meowing and asking air traffic control about Fetty Wap.

(15:13) Monday Mashup

(17:20) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(18:23) Homie Helpline: Diego’s girl gets caught taking secret jail calls from his brother.

(46:28) Usher/Chris Brown Tickets!

(49:10) Don't You Know I'm Local: Johnny Knoxville and the Jackass crew take credit for a Simi Valley explosion.

(51:05) Chisme: Cardi B goes on a backstage rant against disrespectful venue staff in Atlanta.

(54:25) Rap Sheet: The crew shares "almost drowned" stories and Gucci Mane reunites with the woman who saved him.

(57:48) Money Moves: A small business owner loses $20,000 in a Coachella "Justin Bieber team" scam.

(1:00:54) Studious Foo: China invents a "toilet seat" driver's seat for those stuck in heavy traffic.

(1:03:23) Play Ball: Brock Lesnar’s emotional retirement and John Cena’s "awkward" return at Wrestlemania.

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The squad is breaking down Birdman’s emotional defense of his "father-son" bond with Lil Wayne and debating the boundaries of parental affection. 👄 We’re hitting a messy Homie Helpline for Diego, whose girlfriend is taking secret jail calls from his brother behind his back! 📞🚔 Nike catches heat from the Petty Police for their "Walkers tolerated" signs at the Boston Marathon, sparking a hilarious brand war with Hoka and Altra. 🏃‍♂️💨 Plus, Vic reports live from a wild WrestleMania weekend in Vegas where Brock Lesnar unexpectedly retired and John Cena gave fans a serious case of "deja vu." 🤼‍♂️✨ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we also investigate the "silent" dangers of drowning and why a Coachella rental owner is out four electric vehicles after a "Belieber" fraud went south! 🏎️💨

[Edited by @iamdyre 🔨]

CHAPTERS/TIMESTAMPS

(00:00) Rap Sheet

(03:52) Petty Police

(06:56) Homie Helpline

(23:00) Rap Sheet

(29:28) Play Ball

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The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help Jesus decide if he should "rat out" his toxic sneaky link for giving him an STD after a secret cruise. They also investigate RFK Jr.’s "serial killer" roadkill journal and a woman who pretended to be blind for 28 years just to avoid small talk with her neighbors.

[Edited by @iamdyre 😷]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Baby owls are falling from the sky in Redondo Beach.

(4:00) Chisme: RFK Jr. fesses up to cutting up road-killed raccoons to "study" them.

(8:42) Petty Police: A woman in Spain fakes blindness for 28 years to avoid talking to people.

(12:37) Scrolling: The crew debates the "crunchy" lifestyle and using baking soda as toothpaste.

(18:02) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:13) Homie Helpline: Jesus debates exposing his "sneaky link" after a secret cruise and an STD.

(50:54) Snoop Dogg Tickets!

(53:26) Chisme: Cardi B responds to a fan crying to 'WAP' during funeral makeup prep.

(57:54) Rap Sheet: The secret Tupac lyrics for Mike Tyson's original walkout music.

(59:43) Money Moves: Tapatio’s massive buyout and why Ozempic users are buying more hot sauce.

(1:02:02) Studious Foo: The Earth is halfway through its life and having a midlife crisis.

(1:06:06) Play Ball: LeBron’s former teammate Damon Jones faces prison for an NBA betting scam.

 

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The crew is back to break down the disturbing roadkill journal entries of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. involving raccoons and baby bears. 🐻 We’re diving into a messy Homie Helpline where a caller named Jesus discovers his "sneaky link" Alejandro was hiding a main partner, a secret cruise, and a nasty STD. 🛳️💊 Plus, the squad debates the "crunchy" lifestyle—from baking soda toothpaste to organic sodas—and why being eco-friendly has become so annoying to everyone else. 🌿 We also investigate the $100K gambling betrayal of LeBron James’ former teammate and why the Earth is officially hitting its midlife crisis with only 5 billion years left to live. 🌎🔥 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are keeping you updated on why Ozempic users are single-handedly driving up the massive buyout price of Tapatio hot sauce! 🌶️💸

[Edited by @iamdyre 😶‍🌫️]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:27) Petty Police

(7:20) Scrolling

(12:43) Homie Helpline

(22:52) Chisme

(27:20) Money Moves

(33:42) Play Ball

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The crew attempt to untangle a "Ponzi scheme" on the Homie Helpline after a dad asks for his baby mama’s tax return while hiding a secret history of child support delinquency. Between the family drama, the squad roasts Lamar Odom for admitting his marriage to Khloe Kardashian was a "power trip" and investigates why Gen Z is developing "balloon knots" from scrolling on the toilet for too long.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🍼]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: California's potential ban on "fatal" artificial stone countertops.

(3:55) Chisme: Khloe Kardashian’s fury over Lamar Odom's "power trip" documentary reveal.

(7:06) Rap Sheet: Rick Ross claims fans are too "disgruntled" to sing Drake’s parts anymore.

(9:38) Petty Police: A dump truck driver returns trash to a client who refused to pay.

(13:58) Scrolling: The Virgin Mary makes a viral appearance on a stuffed chile in Mexico.

(17:55) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:12) Homie Helpline: Tax return battle and his "boiler room" child support situation.

(54:55) Snoop Dogg Tickets!

(56:29) Don't You Know I'm Local: Revealing the moonwalk and "the lean" were actually born in the streets of Los Angeles.

(59:23) Chisme: Selena’s brother A.B. Quintanilla’s public rant against impersonators.

(1:02:43) Rap Sheet: The "uncanny" casting of Jonathan Davis as Snoop Dogg for 2027.

(1:06:22) Money Moves: Live Nation and Ticketmaster’s billion-dollar jury verdict over hidden fees.

(1:10:23) Studious Foo: Why scrolling on the toilet is giving 18-to-30-year-olds "balloon knot" hemorrhoids.

(1:13:35) Play Ball: LaMelo Ball’s massive fine for injuring Bam Adebayo and punching Hugo the Mascot.

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