Brown Bag Mornings

🐀 Things get real local as sewer rats make headlines and have people shook. 🤡 The Rock goes from superstar to meme real quick after the internet tears into his Moana look. 🐕 PETA gets petty with Young Thug, sparking reactions across socials. 🍺 Greg goes OFF with a wild take about women drinking beer that has everyone arguing. 📞 The Homie Helpline tackles a dad stressed about his daughter turning up in Rosarito, plus 🤠 Hannah Montana fans finally get their drink—and immediately regret it. 🎤 J. Cole opens up about “Like That,” while 👴 older folks are out here living like kids again.

CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:

(00:00) Don’t You Know I’m Local: Sewer rats causing chaos in the streets

(04:04) Chismation: The Rock gets roasted over viral Moana look

(08:13) Petty Police: PETA calls out Young Thug in petty fashion

(11:42) Scrolling: Greg’s wild take on women drinking beer sparks debate

(16:36) Homie Helpline: Dad worried about daughter partying in Rosarito

(24:34) Chismation: Hannah Montana drink leaves fans disappointed

(27:41) Rapsheet: J. Cole reacts to “Like That” moment

(35:22) Studious Foo: Older generation embracing kid-like trends

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The squad attempts to mediate a "wonky" Homie Helpline for Gerardo, whose 19-year-old daughter is hiding the fact that her boyfriend is joining her for a "pretzel-folding" weekend at Papas and Beer. Between the family drama, the "studious fools" roast The Rock for his "founding father" wig in the live-action Moana and debate if a man is "real" if he doesn't carry a minimum of $500 in cash at all times.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🥖]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: LA's homeless crisis moves underground

(4:11) Chisme: The Rock's bad wig job in Moana

(08:27) Rap Sheet: Suge Knight's Tupac murder memoir announcement

(11:30) Coffee Talk

(12:07) Petty Police: PETA claps back at Young Thug

(15:39) Scrolling: Debating the "things women shouldn't do" video

(20:37) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(22:09) Homie Helpline: Daughter's "cracking" Rosarito spring break drama

(42:50) Shoutout Medical Students!

(44:57) Knott's Tickets!

(52:47) Chisme: Starbucks' Hannah Montana raspberry syrup fail

(56:02) Rap Sheet: J Cole reacts to Kendrick Lamar's diss

(58:56) Ye Tickets!

(59:52) Money Moves: The $500 "real man" cash rule

(1:04:47) Studious Foo: Seniors addicted to phone screen time

(1:09:10) Play Ball: Lakers' Mexican prospect "Kareem Al Pastor Jabar"

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DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES:

💔 The crew dives into the messy rumors surrounding Ryan Garcia’s relationship, with social media pointing fingers and dropping names. 🔫 A shocking Petty Police story involving a cornhole player takes a dark turn you won’t see coming. 🤖 We break down how innocent AI fruit videos somehow evolved into dramatic, cheating-filled storylines. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets spicy as Veronica calls out her cousin for dodging debt while living her best Coachella life. 🧾 A DTLA brunch turns violent over a bill, plus wild new ideas on how to fund your wedding using… other people’s money. 💸

CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:

(00:00) Chismation: Ryan Garcia drama — internet detectives expose cheating rumors

(04:29) Petty Police: Cornhole player involved in fatal shooting

(09:04) Scrolling: AI fruit videos go from wholesome to cheating chaos

(12:11) Homie Helpline: Cousin owes money but shows up Coachella ready

(19:25) Don’t You Know I’m Local: New bill proposal sparks rare agreement

(23:57) Chismation: Lil Wayne almost tied to Beyoncé’s family

(26:57) Greg sounds off on the Girl Scouts

(30:55) Money Moves: DTLA brunch stabbing over a bill

(38:03) Studious Foo: How to fund your wedding using OPM

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(Full Episode) The squad attempts to mediate a "disrespectful" Homie Helpline for Veronica, whose cousin is ghosting a $2,500 Coachella debt while simultaneously posting her festival "fits" and begging for her wristband. Between the family drama, the crew investigates Ryan Garcia’s viral claims of an ugly artist home-wrecker and the "petty" case of a quadruple amputee cornhole champion who allegedly shot his homie while driving a Tesla.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🐛]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: LA Marathon 'mile 18' finishers

(3:07) Chisme: Ryan Garcia’s "ugly artist" cheating drama

(7:40) Rap Sheet: The Game’s $4,000 verse payment plan

(11:15) Petty Police: Quadruple amputee "cornhole killer" news

(15:51) Scrolling: AI videos of cheating fruit "Strawberto"

(18:59) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(21:42) Homie Helpline: Veronica’s $2,500 Coachella cousin debt

(29:26) Knott's Berry Farm Tickets

(37:53) Don't You Know I'm Local: CA high schools require finance classes

(42:24) Chisme: Lil Wayne’s secret dating history with Solange

(45:24) Rap Sheet: Kendrick vs. Drake Super Bowl conspiracy

(49:21) Ye Ticket Giveaway

(51:27) Cookie Crisis: Girl Scout cookie drought and dupes

(55:02) Money Moves: Stabbing over a DTLA soul music bill

(1:02:10) Studious Foo: Brand-sponsored weddings and caskets

(1:06:14) Play Ball: $72 bone marrow tacos at Dodger Stadium

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Description / SHOW NOTES

🚨 The episode kicks off with newly released Justin Timberlake footage that he definitely didn’t want out, including multiple moments from his arrest and aftermath. 🦁 In Petty Police, a comedian is facing serious legal trouble after joking about The Lion King. 📱 A viral warning about a popular tracking app has people rethinking their privacy after claims it could land you in serious trouble. ☎️ In Homie Helpline, Brian is stuck between loyalty to his best friend and helping his homie’s ex. 💃 The Pussycat Dolls reunion takes a dramatic turn, and the excitement quickly gets overshadowed by internal issues. 💉 Finally, a wild Money Moves story has people choosing between botox and Plan B… or both.

CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS

(00:00) Chismation: Justin Timberlake bodycam footage released

(04:07) Petty Police: Lion King joke leads to lawsuit

(08:27) Scrolling with the Homies: Strava app warning goes viral

(12:15) Homie Helpline: Brian caught between loyalty and temptation

(17:31) Chismation: Pussycat Dolls reunion drama

(22:31) Money Moves: Botox and Plan B business goes viral

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