Brown Bag Mornings

The squad attempts to mediate a terrifying Homie Helpline for Gigi, whose neighbor is allegedly casting death spells and using "bruha" magic to knock items off her family’s walls. Between the spiritual warfare, the crew roasts the 49ers owner for getting caught in a $140 trailer park sting and debates why men officially fall in love faster than women. 🧙‍♀️🏈❤️

[Edited by @iamdyre 🏄‍♂️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(4:49) Chisme

(7:48) Rap Sheet

(10:27) Scrolling

(13:16) Petty Police

(16:43) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(18:28) Homie Helpline

(55:20) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:01:58) Chisme

(1:05:21) Rap Sheet

(1:10:49) Concrete's House Story

(1:19:53) Studious Foo

(1:24:42) Play Ball

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We’re diving into the "petty" but "diabolical" war between Tank Davis and Devin Haney that crossed every line after parents got involved in the trash talk. 🥊 Tank is going viral for his "cold-blooded" comments about Haney’s mother, leaving the crew to debate if anything is truly off-limits in a boxing feud. 🥊 On the Homie Helpline, we help a listener battle a real-life bruha neighbor using cemetery dirt, salt, and some serious spiritual warfare. 🧙‍♀️⛪ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we have to recap the viral Tourette’s wedding where the bride shouted "Bald b****" and "Penis" right at the altar during her vows! 👰💍 Finally, we get Hella Studious as a new study proves men actually fall in love faster than women—even if Vic tries to blame his fast-moving feelings on the Trojan War. 🏹❤️

[Edited by @iamdyre 🏄‍♂️]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:01) Petty Police

(6:25) Homie Helpline

(22:39) Chisme

(26:02) Studious Foo

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The squad attempts to mediate a chaotic Homie Helpline featuring a "Sydney Sweeney" lookalike, a 32-inch TV seduction trap, and a baby mama who finally became "the man" for someone else. Between the relationship finessing, the crew roasts Drake for throwing kisses at a country concert and reacts to Bad Bunny letting the "helicopter" fly during his tour finale. 🤠🐰🚁

[Edited by @iamdyre 💬]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:54) Chisme

(5:54) Petty Police

(9:20) Scrolling

(13:10) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(15:28) Homie Helpline

(49:26) Giveaways!

(57:37) Chisme

(1:00:44) Studious Foo

(1:03:46) Play Ball

 

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We’re breaking down Drake’s latest thirsty move after he was caught singing along and throwing kisses to Ella Langley, proving he’s trying to "steal the deal" in the country world. 🤠🎤 The Homie Helpline reaches a new level of audacity as Amanda admits to hooking up with her baby daddy while he’s in a "happy" new relationship—but the crew warns it’s just a massive ego trip. 🤰🐍 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we have to discuss Alex’s tragic fumble; he lost a "perfect" blonde bombshell because he fell for his baby mama’s "32-inch TV" seduction tactic. 📺🤦‍♂️ Cheese Mason with Angie wraps up with the "Big Bang" as the squad reacts to Bad Bunny going commando during his tour finale. 🐰🍆 It’s a chaotic episode filled with "milkman" service, secret hookups, and research purposes only! 🕵️‍♀️🔥

[Edited by @iamdyre 💬]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:02) Homie Helpline

(20:07) Chisme

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The squad is absolutely floored by a legendary Homie Helpline update from Roberto, who has officially chosen his wife’s sister and admits he’ll miss his cat, Milo, more than his ex-wife. 🐱💔 Between the family chaos, the crew celebrates Greg’s Dirty 30 with a "Talk Dirty" contest for Ne-Yo tickets and honors Nipsey Hussle’s legacy with an exclusive look at the new Prolific project and the first drive-thru Marathon Burger. 🎂🍔🏁

[Edited by @iamdyre 🍾]

Chapters

(00:00) Rap Sheet

(4:55) Chisme

(9:21) Petty Police

(13:19) Scrolling

(16:09) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(18:40) Homie Helpline

(1:02:22) Rap Sheet

(1:10:43) Greg's Birthday!

 

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