Brown Bag Mornings

The squad attempts to help Andrea navigate a messy military betrayal after she discovered a hidden makeup bag and a secret pregnancy while visiting her "hero" in Alaska. Between the relationship drama and a creepy caller from Oklahoma, the crew breaks down the terrifying plan to put 50,000 mirrors in space and why thousands of fans accidentally ghosted Jay-Z’s legendary 3:00 a.m. encore.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🐚]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(4:11) Chisme

(6:49) Rap Sheet

(11:14) Petty Police

(17:44) Scrolling

(21:18) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(23:07) Homie Helpline

(52:03) Ice Cube Tix!

(58:09) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:01:29) Chisme

(1:06:40) Money Moves

(1:10:58) Studious Foo

(1:15:55) Play Ball

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We are diving into the terrifying news of a satellite company reflecting sunlight back to Earth—is it for "rescue efforts" or just a giant space laser to hold us hostage for energy bills? 🛰️🔦 On Don’t You Know I’m Local, we break down the absolute chaos at Jay-Z’s Yankee Stadium show, where thousands of fans "crashed out" after leaving early and missing a legendary hour-long encore. 🎤🗽 The Homie Helpline reaches a new level of "terrifying" when a caller named Colton offers revenge advice that has the entire crew checking their locks and questioning the algorithm. 📞💀 We also roast Gen Z for the "tan maxing" trend, where kids are hunting dangerous UV rays just to end up smelling like Cheetos and "dog paw" spray tan. ☀️🥨 Finally, Money Moves investigates the great Ronaldo tear conspiracy—did he actually cry for the betting apps, or is Poly Market just pocketing the cash? ⚽️💧

[Edited by @iamdyre 🐚]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(4:06) Rap Sheet

(8:31) Scrolling

(12:00) Homie Helpline

(24:35) Money Moves

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The squad attempts to mediate a messy Homie Helpline where a listener was ghosted by her younger "puppy" after he faked a daughter emergency to hit Topgolf and the casino with the boys. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down 50 Cent’s petty Emmy flex over the Diddy documentary and explores LA’s new $75 bulletproof van "hood tours".

[Edited by @iamdyre 👕]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:50) Chisme

(6:40) National Story

(12:11) Petty Police

(20:07) Scrolling

(23:54) The Weather W/ Concrete

(25:36) Homie Helpline

(46:46) Don't You Know I'm Local

(50:38) Chisme

(53:37) Studious Foo

(59:30) Play Ball

 

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We’re diving into the absolute pettiness of 50 Cent celebrating his Emmy nods for the Diddy documentary—should Diddy actually get the trophy for providing 30 years of "content"? 🏆🎬 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re debating the $75 "bulletproof van" hood tours through the Jungles and why LA has officially been crowned the mosquito capital of America. 🦟🏘️ Things get toxic on the Homie Helpline when a listener gets ghosted by her younger man after he faked a daughter emergency just to hit Topgolf and the casino with the boys. ⛳️💔 We’re also sounding the alarm on Instagram’s shady new AI feature that lets Meta use your public photos for "user-generated content" without even notifying you. 🤳🤖 Finally, we try to hunt down the "Topgolf King" live on air to see why he’s fishing for dates in our Instagram comments! 🎣📞

[Edited by @iamdyre 👕]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:43) Chisme

(6:34) Scrolling

(10:19) Homie Helpline

(18:54) Don't You Know I'm Local

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The squad attempts to mediate a messy Homie Helpline after 22-year-old Beto discovers his baby mama spent their one-month breakup hooking up with her "green-eyed" ex-boyfriend. Between the relationship chaos, the crew exposes Lamar Odom for gaslighting Khloe Kardashian and investigates the "wall seat" scam where United Airlines is charging extra for windowless window seats. 🥊📉

[Edited by @iamdyre 📻]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(4:52) Chisme

(9:32) Petty Police

(14:31) Scrolling

(17:37) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(20:24) Homie Helpline

(56:08) Ice Cube Tix!

(59:11) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:02:16) Chisme

(1:05:47) Money Moves

(1:10:25) Studious Foo

(1:13:32) Play Ball

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