Brown Bag Mornings

The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help Julissa, who is catching "jump scares" because her grandma is using her deceased grandpa’s Facebook account to tell everyone she’s watching them from "up here". The comedy stays high as the "studious fools" roast Shia LaBeouf for getting into a bar fight after being told to "go back and dig holes" and investigate the thirsty viral comments on the Burbank PD’s post featuring the "very handsome" Officer Parks.
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🚨 Petty Police — an Olympic champion fires back at the haters.
📱 Scrolling — What if we told you… The Bible is actually full of chisme?
☀️ Weather — Wednesday, February 18th, 2026 forecast.
☎️ HHL — Julissa wants to block her dead grandpa’s Facebook account… is that wrong?!
🚔 DYKIL — A Burbank police officer is going viral and your girl might have a crush.
🎤 Chisme — Peso Pluma accidentally revealed the exact move he used to win his girlfriend… and yes, it might work for you too.
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🚓 Petty Police: The internet crowns the pettiest Mexican in the NBA and fans are arguing if it’s hilarious or disrespectful.
📱 Scrolling with the Homies: A local “community engagement” moment goes viral — someone in the city is actually bringing peace and unity.
🌤️ The Weather with Concrete Storm: Your Tuesday, February 17th weather across SoCal.
☎️ Homie Helpline: Gerardo wants to date his barber… but her husband is in prison and still very present in her life. Is this romantic or dangerous?
🗣️ Chisme: Cardi B jumps online to defend her baby daddy and the comments instantly explode.
🎶 Rap Sheet: Rappers are turning Valentine’s Day into Bro-entines Day and guys everywhere are starting to celebrate friendship instead of romance.
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The crew attempts to stage an intervention for Gerardo, a 28-year-old who has never had a girlfriend and is currently "delusional" enough to believe his barber wants him to "save her" from her incarcerated husband just because she shared her cup size and took off a hoodie in his presence. The "studious fools" also investigate Kevin Durant’s alleged secret Twitter burner where he supposedly called Russell Westbrook a "triple double c*****e bear" and discuss the "airy" reviews of Brandy’s national anthem performance.
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The crew navigates a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Antonio, who is ready to "stand on business" and keep a $240 payout after his girlfriend refused to pay her $10 entry fee, leading the squad to predict a very lonely Valentine’s Day for him. The comedy stays "hella studious" as the squad investigates why the Seattle Seahawks’ owner is technically a dead man while his sister runs the team for zero dollars, and reacts to Cardi B’s "pretty and petty" Twitter war with Homeland Security.
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