Brown Bag Mornings

[Full Episode] The squad dives into the "scary" world of $60 East LA love spells and attempts to help a homie named Edward who "stumbled" into downloading a secret app to text his "favorite ex" while in a toxic relationship. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down how Kim Kardashian secured a second chance for the homies in the system and investigates why a minor league "bat dog" just ended a top Dodger prospect's season.

[Edited by @iamdyre 😮‍💨]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:46) Chisme

(7:05) Rap Sheet

(10:06) Petty Police

(14:02) Scrolling

(18:09) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(20:35) Homie Helpline

(50:08) Disneyland Tix!

(53:09) Don't You Know I'm Local

(58:28) Chisme

(1:01:14) Rap Sheet

(1:04:57) Money Moves

(1:09:27) Play Ball

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The Homie Helpline reaches a peak level of "scary" as a caller admits to spending $60 on a "bruja" spell to trap his ex back into a relationship! 🕯️😱 We’re also breaking down the $500 million San Pedro development set to snatch the "Tallest Ferris Wheel" title away from Santa Monica. 🎡⚓ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re getting the inside scoop from Peso on how Kim Kardashian literally walked into a juvie facility and secured a second chance for the homies. ⛓️🙏 The Petty Police investigate the Cleveland Cavs banning Fat Joe from courtside only for his "bad luck charm" to strike them anyway. 🏀🚫 Finally, we react to the "bat dog" disaster that blew out a top Dodger prospect’s knee and completely ruined his season! ⚾🐕

[Edited by @iamdyre 😮‍💨]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:38) Rap Sheet

(6:40) Petty Police

(10:33) Homie Helpline

(24:09) Rap Sheet

(27:53) Play Ball

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Chalino calls in because his 89-year-old grandpa is trying to date a 40-year-old woman from the carnicería, and the whole family thinks she’s after his money. The crew also talks Benny Blanco’s Selena Gomez confession, Bad Bunny manifesting his success, Meek Mill getting clowned, OC women getting scammed, and Chicharrito calling out Mexico fans.

Chapters: 

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(02:58) Chismation

(07:29) Petty Police

(10:34) Scrolling

(14:23) The Weather with Greg

(16:11) Homie Helpline

(35:43) Name The Disneyland Villain For Tickets

(40:46) Amish Paradise

(40:39) Don't You Know I'm Local

(45:45) Chismation

(49:20) Rap Sheet

(53:45) Money Moves

(61:56) Sports

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Description / Show Notes:

Brown Bag Mornings kicks off with Benny Blanco admitting something about Selena Gomez that has everybody yelling “simp!” 😭 Then a 10-year-old girl goes viral for standing on business with ICE 👀 The Homie Helpline gets wild when Chalino asks if his 89-year-old grandpa should be allowed to chase love with a 40-year-old woman from the carniceria 🌹 Bad Bunny also shows how powerful manifestation can be, and Money Moves breaks down another scam hitting women in OC 💸

Chapters / Timestamps:

(00:01) Chismation

(04:31) Scrolling

(07:59) Homie Helpline

(23:20) Chismation

(26:55) Money Moves

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The squad attempts a high-stakes intervention for Peter, whose toxic ex-girlfriend posted his "meat" on Instagram and is holding his cherished skateboard hostage until legendary skater P-Rod steps in to save the homie.. Between the relationship drama, the crew roasts Ray J for accidentally snitching on his own "rigged" MMA fight after getting knocked out cold by viral star Super Hot Fire.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🪚]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:35) Chisme

(6:27) UFO Files

(9:06) Petty Police

(12:37) Scrolling

(15:34) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:11) Homie Helpline

(36:46) Palabra

(44:10) Don't You Know I'm Local

(49:38) Chisme

(53:52) Rap Sheet

(55:32) Money Moves

(1:00:07) Studious Foo

(1:02:42) Angie Got Scammed

 

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