Brown Bag Mornings

The squad navigates a delusional Homie Helpline update from Randy, who is still clutching a promise ring in his wallet while his "alleged" ex-girlfriend lives her best life in Downey. Between the heartbreak, the crew dives into the creepy case of a Bell police officer facing jail time for using DMV databases to stalk his ex’s new boyfriend. 🚔💍😱

[Edited by @iamdyre 🙂‍↕️]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:47) Petty Police

(6:31) Scrolling

(9:00) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(10:53) Homie Helpline

(34:57) Fast and Furious Tix!

(42:34) Don't You Know I'm Local

(47:55) Chisme

(51:57) Money Moves

(54:33) Studious Foo

(59:07) Play Ball!

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We’re diving into the disturbing case of a Bell police officer who used his badge to track his ex-girlfriend's new man and now faces three and a half years behind bars. On the Homie Helpline, we get a heartbreaking update from Randy, who is still carrying a promise ring in his wallet while his "single" ex hits the party scene in Downey. We also roast Mario Lopez for an "AI hot dog video" featuring his niece that has the internet calling him "weird and creepy.", Plus, we break down why the pumpkin spice latte is returning way too early and the bizarre trend of Gen Z bringing their parents to job interviews. Because Don’t You Know I’m Local, we’re investigating why some parents are actually negotiating their adult children's salaries!

[Edited by @iamdyre 🙂‍↕️]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:42) Homie Helpline

(13:22) Chisme

(17:22) Money Moves

(20:00) Studious Foo

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The squad revisits the legendary Homie Helpline with Smokey, a "reformed" car borrower who is now taking Irish girls on helicopter dates thanks to his new "legal" delivery hustle. 🚁🍀 Between the prison-style dating advice, we break down ASAP Rocky checking a thirsty fan in France and roast the "epically bad" National Anthem performance that makes Fergie sound like a legend. 🇫🇷⚾️🎤

[Edited by @iamdyre 🕷️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(4:09) Chisme

(8:04) Petty Police

(10:58) Scrolling

(15:34) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(18:46) Homie Helpline

(40:56) Fast and Furious Tix!

(51:07) Don't You Know I'm Local

(56:16) Chisme

(1:00:18) Money Moves

(1:02:39) Studious Foo

(1:06:26) Play Ball

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We are breaking down the "boundaries and respect" after ASAP Rocky had to tell a fan to chill for getting way too comfortable with Rihanna overseas. 🇫🇷💅 The squad is also absolutely losing it over Mrs. Rivers' viral National Anthem fail that officially makes Fergie sound like a Grammy winner! 🎶⚾️ Plus, we’re checking in with Smokey on the Homie Helpline, who is officially out of jail, selling "legally," and apparently dropping bags on helicopter dates for his new Irish girl. 🚁🇮🇪 Don’t You Know I’m Local gets real as the crew debates the most essential LA phrases, from "come on, fool" to the legendary "it’s just down the street." 🛣️💨 Finally, we dive into the Hella Studious data to reveal why May 16th was the most stressful day of the year and why Greg is still salty about the squad's Disneyland trip! 🏰🎡

[Edited by @iamdyre 🕷️]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:58) Petty Police

(6:52) Scrolling

(11:26) Homie Helpline

(18:47) Don't You Know I'm Local

(23:56) Chisme

(27:58) Studious Foo

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The squad attempts to mediate a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Azie, whose wife is turning their private family life and messy house into a non-stop vlog for "authentic" views. Between the content drama, a real undercover Department of Defense agent calls in to drop secrets about catching military terrorists and why you should never post your kids' faces online! 🤳🕵️‍♂️

[Edited by @iamdyre 🍿]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(5:48) Petty Police

(10:04) Scrolling

(14:56) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(16:13) Homie Helpline

(42:41) Giveaways!

(52:13) Money Moves

(56:16) Studious Foo

(59:15) Play Ball

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