Brown Bag Mornings

The squad holds a high-stakes intervention for Louisa, whose traditional mom has banned her "senora caliente" mother-in-law—and her signature tight zebra dresses—from the family’s Mother's Day trip to Riverside. Between the in-law drama, the crew roasts NFL star Cam Newton for giving Angela Simmons the ultimate "ick" by laughing at his own jokes and patting himself on the back during their only date.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🦠]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:19) Chisme

(6:06) Rap Sheet

(8:18) Petty Police

(12:36) Scrolling

(15:10) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(18:04) Homie Helpline

(43:49) Chris Brown/Usher Tix!

(47:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(53:00) Chisme

(58:03) Brown Bag Mornings Investigates

(1:01:27) Money Moves

(1:04:33) Studious Foo

(1:07:25) Play Ball

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The squad dives into a messy Homie Helpline where Louisa must decide if she should lie to her husband or let her mom potentially ruin Mother’s Day by being "too honest" with her oblivious mother-in-law. 🤐👩‍❤️‍👩 We’re reacting to Angela Simmons putting Cam Newton on blast for his "corny" jokes and the audacity of literally patting himself on the back mid-date—talk about main character energy! 🏈📈 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are sounding the alarm on driverless semi-trucks hitting the streets of Long Beach and the debate over whether robots should be taking over for our hard-working theos. 🚛🤖 We also break down how you can secure a $95 bag from Apple’s latest $250 million settlement over those "lying" Siri features that never actually worked. 🍏💰 Finally, we check the vitals on a terrifying Hantavirus outbreak hitting cruise ships and making its way right back here to California. 🚢🦠

[Edited by @iamdyre 🦠]

Chapters

(00:00) Petty Police

(4:16) Homie Helpline

(25:19) Money Moves

(28:24) Don't You Know I'm Local

(34:24) Brown Bag Mornings Investigates

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The crew attempts to navigate the "freaky territory" of Penelope's relationship, where her man is insisting that a former "play cousin" hookup becomes his official godmother for his confirmation. Between the holy drama, the squad roasts Dennis Rodman's ex-wife for pawning his legendary jerseys for a lowball price and debates the "Espírito Santos" plan to save Spirit Airlines with a logo of Jesus.

[Edited by @iamdyre 📍]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:10) Chisme

(6:28) Rap Sheet

(9:12) Petty Police

(14:12) Scrolling

(17:45) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:56) Homie Helpline

(57:24) Chris Brown/Usher Tickets!

(1:00:31) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:04:20) Chisme

(1:06:26) Money Moves

(1:09:50) Studious Foo

(1:12:30) Play Ball

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The Homie Helpline reaches a new level of "tricky territory" as Penelope deals with a man who wants his 10-years-older "play cousin"—who he definitely has a past with—to be his official Madrina. We’re also hearing the ultimate betrayal from caller Diana, whose ex-man had the audacity to use her car and gas to go cheat with a "friend" from the third grade. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are breaking down the community mission to save Spirit Airlines with a "Spirit 2.0" model and a logo potentially featuring Jesus. If you love soccer, we’ve got the details on a $50,000 gig where your only job is watching all 104 World Cup matches—as long as you can handle the 39-day grind without bathroom breaks. Plus, we’re recapping the viral Mother’s Day song that perfectly captures every kid’s "Venmo me $20" energy and giving away tickets to the LA County Fair. We also check in on the Raiders' rookie QB skipping the White House and the 100,000 sterile mosquitoes being released in the OC.

[Edited by @iamdyre 📍]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:04) Scrolling

(6:33) Homie Helpline

(23:21) Don't You Know I'm Local

(27:09) Money Moves

(30:32) Play Ball

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[Full Episode] The squad mediates a high-stakes Homie Helpline featuring stories of family ghosts and a woman who "drugged her grandma" with a Xanax bar just to safely break the news of a family death. Between the family drama, the crew investigates why Michael Jackson was allegedly "player hating" on Jay-Z over an obsession with Beyonce.

[Edited by @iamdyre ⛅]

Chapters

(00:00) Scrolling

(2:34) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(4:21) Homie Helpline

(26:28) Shot Roulette

(30:23) Don't You Know I'm Local

(34:21) Chisme

(38:23) Rap Sheet

(40:55) Money Moves

(45:04) Studious Foo

(48:30) Play Ball

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