Brown Bag Mornings

The crew hits the Homie Helpline to help Liz decide if she should ban her babysitter-required little brother from her Coachella girls' trip so he doesn't ruin her chances of meeting a guy. The crew also roasts Dr. Dre for admitting his perfectionist reputation was just a scam to buy time and investigates why Chuck-E-Cheese is suddenly dropping West Coast G-Funk baselines.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🏜️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Disgruntled worker lights warehouse fire

(4:30) Chisme: Nikki Glaser's wild husband fetish

(8:15) Rap Sheet: Dr Dre's perfectionist scam

(10:18) Petty Police: Cardi B brings out Lil Kim

(12:49) Scrolling: Chuck-E-Cheese's West Coast theme song

(15:07) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(16:56) Homie Helpline: Babysitting little brothers at Coachella

(41:00) Six Flags Tickets!

(47:25) Don't You Know I'm Local: In-N-Out refuses to deliver food

(51:26) Chisme: Cardi B and Offset's reunion ride

(54:44) Rap Sheet: Fetty Wap's million-dollar loyalty check

(57:03) Eminem Challenge

(1:00:09) Money Moves: Car seat trade-in coupon event

(1:03:29) Studious Foo: America's ridiculous tipping culture breaking point

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DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES:

😤 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” kicks off with a wild disgruntled employee situation in Ontario. 😳 Nikki Glaser has the internet debating after revealing she’s okay with her man cheating—and even likes it. 🎡 A viral Chuck E. Cheese clip has kids (and adults) acting different. 🌦️ Concrete Storm taps in with the forecast before 📞 the Homie Helpline gets real as Liz debates ditching her little brother to fully enjoy Coachella. 💔 Cardi B might be spinning the block again, and fans are watching closely. 💸 Plus, Californians are getting called out for being the worst tippers.

CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:

(00:02) Don’t You Know I’m Local

(04:16) Chismation

(07:54) Scrolling

(10:10) The Weather with Concrete Storm

(11:42) Homie Helpline

(22:44) Chismation

(25:53) Studious Foo

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The crew dives into a suspicious Homie Helpline for Chloe, who discovered her real estate agent boyfriend has a Batman phone with a contact saved as "Don't Answer". Between relationship interventions, the squad debates if Cardi B’s grandmother was actually possessed or just medical-condition-human and roasts 50 Cent’s massive $75 million Hulu docuseries deal.

[Edited by @iamdyre 📲]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Southwest banning multiple lithium chargers

(2:48) Chisme: Cardi B's possessed grandma lie

(7:29) Rap Sheet: 50 Cent's $75M Hulu documentary

(9:43) Petty Police: CM Punk roasts WWE corporate

(14:24) Scrolling: Scaring toddlers with "Jessica" name

(17:59) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:15) Homie Helpline: The secret Batman phone drama

(40:29) Six Flags Tickets!

(46:01) Don't You Know I'm Local: Human skull found during easter

(48:58) Chisme: Karol G's topless Playboy art

(51:50) Rap Sheet: Offset's Florida shooing snitch rumors

(54:26) Money Moves: J Cole's Chinese basketball stint

(56:45) Studious Foo: Matching heart rates for friends

(1:03:19) Play Ball: Canelo heads to university

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DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES:

🤯 Cardi B reveals a wild lie she believed growing up, and it gets the room sharing their own stories. ♟️ Petty Police delivers elite-level petty that proves some people are just built different. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets intense as Chloe finds a second phone with a suspicious contact—now it’s shady vs insecure. 💀 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” takes a dark turn after a human skull is found during an Easter egg hunt. 💃 Sofía Vergara inspires Karol G in a bold “girl power” moment that has everyone talking. 🎤 And the latest on Offset and Lil Tjay keeps the rap world on edge.

CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:

(00:02) Chismation

(04:35) Petty Police

(09:24) Homie Helpline

(20:43) Don’t You Know I’m Local

(23:33) Chismation

(26:23) Rapsheet

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The squad stages a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Ashley, who feels like a "single mother in a relationship" while battling a suegra/mother-in-law who tries to snatch babies during Happy Birthday. Between the family warfare, the crew investigate why Shaq is launching a 24-person dunk league because NBA stars are too "scared" to give fans a real show.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🧍‍♂️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: LASD car seat safety memes

(3:23) Chisme: Lamar Odom calls Khloe cap

(7:45) Rap Sheet: Lil Nas X mental health and rom-com exits

(10:50) Petty Police: Pay-to-lurk Instagram story subscriptions

(14:15) Scrolling: Co-host dating rumors and "sus-ness"

(18:02) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:52) Homie Helpline: Ashley's boundary-less suegra drama

(44:50) Six Flags Tickets!

(49:10) Don't You Know I'm Local: FBI academy- recruitment for high school "narcs".

(52:08) Chisme: Offset's Florida casino shooting drama

(56:30) Rap Sheet: Offset continued

(58:31) Money Moves: SZA's six-figure "holding fee" rumors

(1:00:58) Studious Foo: Scientific proof of "man flu"

(1:05:03) Play Ball: Shaq's new professional dunk league

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