Brown Bag Mornings

The squad navigates a heavy Homie Helpline for "Shy Mike," who abandoned his daughter 19 years ago and is now "stutter-stepping" around whether to reach out during his divorce. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Dame Dash for claiming Jay-Z has "cinnamon and doodoo" breath and investigates a Mr. Beast challenge winner caught with 261 kilos of marijuana.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:39) Chisme

(7:03) Movie Talk

(10:19) Petty Police

(13:34) Scrolling

(16:50) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:11) Homie Helpline

(50:03) Chisme

(52:57) Love Island

(57:29) Money Moves

(1:01:19) Studious Foo

(1:04:54) Play Ball

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The squad is dissecting JLo's latest denial about her co-star romance rumors, but her track record of dating her leading men has the crew feeling skeptical. 🎬💍 We also tackle the wild viral story of a Mr. Beast challenge winner getting busted by the feds with 261 kilos of green in Paraguay. 🌿✈️ Things get emotional on the Homie Helpline as Mike struggles with whether to contact the 18-year-old daughter he abandoned during his 15-year marriage. 👶💔 Callers weigh in with their own experiences of "deadbeat" parents trying to come back once the kids are grown. 📱⚖️ Finally, we find out how Vic plans to be the stingiest millionaire ever if he wins the $5 million Door Dash World Cup giveaway. ☕💸

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Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:25) Scrolling

(6:39) Homie Helpline

(18:39) Money Moves

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[Full Episode] The squad attempts a spiritual intervention for Carla after she was served "breakup tea" by a mother-in-law she suspects is a witch, leading to terrifying listener stories about scorpions popping out of bodies and blood oaths. Between the brujeria drama, the crew roasts Sauce Walka for threatening to "smoke" Drake on a leaked call and breaks down Steph Curry’s massive $1.1 billion move to a Chinese shoe brand.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🦂]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:09) Chisme

(6:48) Rap Sheet

(8:18) Petty Police

(14:07) Scrolling

(17:54) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(20:23) Homie Helpline

(1:00:20) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:07:25) Chisme

(1:11:56) Rap Sheet

(1:14:12) Studious Foo

(1:17:49) Play Ball

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The squad investigates the viral phone call where Texas rapper Sauce Walka allegedly threatens to "smoke" Drake for sleeping with his baby mama. The Homie Helpline reaches peak levels of "scary" as Carla suspects her boyfriend’s mom is a witch after a "special tea" made her sick, leading to insane stories of blood oaths and scorpions popping out of a woman's body. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re roasting the "dot cake" trend that is just white people rebranding our childhood cortadillos because we have "bad marketing". Chisme with Angie reveals Vic’s lowrider "date" with F1 star Lewis Hamilton, who was recently spotted on a "cutesy" bike ride with Kim Kardashian. Finally, we celebrate National Rotisserie Chicken Day with a "lazy hack" and some "spit roast" jokes that had the whole studio losing it.

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Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:40) Scrolling

(7:27) Homie Helpline

(29:22) Chisme

(34:03) Studious Foo

 

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The squad helps a homie who dropped 90 pounds after a suspected "brujeria" curse while investigating why US Soccer used Diego Luna as their poster boy only to leave him off the World Cup roster. We also break down Jay-Z’s savage Roots Picnic freestyle aimed at Drake and debate if Pete Davidson is sending a "bat signal" to Kim Kardashian by over-praising her acting.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🎩]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:17) Chisme

(5:53) Rap Sheet

(8:48) Petty Police

(13:00) Scrolling

(15:24) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(18:11) Homie Helpline

(49:50) Snoop Dogg Tix!

(55:00) Monday Mashup

(56:35) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:02:02) Chisme

(1:05:02) Rap Sheet

(1:10:37) Studious Foo

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