Brown Bag Mornings

Chalino calls in because his 89-year-old grandpa is trying to date a 40-year-old woman from the carnicería, and the whole family thinks she’s after his money. The crew also talks Benny Blanco’s Selena Gomez confession, Bad Bunny manifesting his success, Meek Mill getting clowned, OC women getting scammed, and Chicharrito calling out Mexico fans.

Chapters: 

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(02:58) Chismation

(07:29) Petty Police

(10:34) Scrolling

(14:23) The Weather with Greg

(16:11) Homie Helpline

(35:43) Name The Disneyland Villain For Tickets

(40:46) Amish Paradise

(40:39) Don't You Know I'm Local

(45:45) Chismation

(49:20) Rap Sheet

(53:45) Money Moves

(61:56) Sports

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Description / Show Notes:

Brown Bag Mornings kicks off with Benny Blanco admitting something about Selena Gomez that has everybody yelling “simp!” 😭 Then a 10-year-old girl goes viral for standing on business with ICE 👀 The Homie Helpline gets wild when Chalino asks if his 89-year-old grandpa should be allowed to chase love with a 40-year-old woman from the carniceria 🌹 Bad Bunny also shows how powerful manifestation can be, and Money Moves breaks down another scam hitting women in OC 💸

Chapters / Timestamps:

(00:01) Chismation

(04:31) Scrolling

(07:59) Homie Helpline

(23:20) Chismation

(26:55) Money Moves

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The squad attempts a high-stakes intervention for Peter, whose toxic ex-girlfriend posted his "meat" on Instagram and is holding his cherished skateboard hostage until legendary skater P-Rod steps in to save the homie.. Between the relationship drama, the crew roasts Ray J for accidentally snitching on his own "rigged" MMA fight after getting knocked out cold by viral star Super Hot Fire.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🪚]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:35) Chisme

(6:27) UFO Files

(9:06) Petty Police

(12:37) Scrolling

(15:34) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:11) Homie Helpline

(36:46) Palabra

(44:10) Don't You Know I'm Local

(49:38) Chisme

(53:52) Rap Sheet

(55:32) Money Moves

(1:00:07) Studious Foo

(1:02:42) Angie Got Scammed

 

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The squad is losing it after Ray J got flattened in a bare-knuckle MMA fight and immediately started snitching about a "plan" that went south backstage. 🥊 We hit a wild Homie Helpline for Peter, whose toxic ex posted a private photo on Instagram and held his favorite skateboard hostage—until pro skater Paul Rodriguez (P-Rod) called in with a legendary surprise. 🛹 Then there's B from the LBC, who is stuck living with a petty ex who throws her laundry on the street after 15 years together. 🏠 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are sounding the alarm on ICE agents allegedly targeting World Cup fans and Angie’s absolute disaster of a $600 Tesla window tint scam.,,, ❄️🚗 Between stained white seats and "meat" leaks, the crew is keeping it a hundred on everything going viral in the streets! 💦

[Edited by @iamdyre 🪚]

Chapters

(00:00) Petty Police

(3:35) Homie Helpline

(14:02) Don't You know I'm Local

(19:29) Angie got Scammed

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We hit a wild Homie Helpline for Nate, whose "accidental" namesake friend maxed out his cards for a $1,000 spree, and Marcy, who came home from an armed robbery stint to find her homie in Watts had been renting out her BMW to the whole complex! Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re debating the terrifying 140 mph "bullet buses" that might be terrorizing the 5 freeway soon just to get people to San Francisco in three hours. Mayor Karen Bass stops by to talk about her deep Latino roots, her first protest at age 10, and why collaboration is the only way to actually get things done in the city. Between the "scammer gem" of credit card disputes and Vic’s personal beef with $40 SF parking, we’re keeping it a hundred on the streets!

[Edited by @iamdyre 🩺]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Mayor Karen Bass

(5:09) Homie Helpline

(13:33) Don't You Know I'm Local

(17:39) Chisme

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