Brown Bag Mornings

The squad attempts to rescue Edwin from a "Paraguay Princess" who is using his World Cup tickets as a "blessing from God" while leaving his dinner invites on read. Between the relationship chaos, the crew investigates whether Shakira used a "swollen" stunt double for the World Cup opening ceremony and reacts to a Michigan scammer who got caught with a bag of chocolate coins instead of $700k in gold.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🧟‍♂️

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(4:31) Chisme

(6:48) Rap Sheet

(8:50) Petty Police

(13:40) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(15:03) Homie Helpline

(49:04) Ice Cube Giveaway

(55:36) Chisme

(59:40) Money Moves

(1:04:18) Studious Foo

(1:07:18) Play Ball

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The crew is dissecting the "sus" World Cup opening ceremony where fans are convinced a sunglasses-wearing stunt double took Shakira’s place on stage because she didn't have her signature "chickenpox mark"! 💃🕵️ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re helping a homie named Edwin handle a "Paraguay Princess" who swiped his tickets but is currently leaving all his dinner invites on read. ⚽️💔 The Homie Helpline gets chaotic as an actor calls in to suggest Edwin builds a "roster" of ten girls to avoid getting his feelings hurt by one baddie. 📞🔥 Money Moves recaps the ultimate scammer-get-scammed moment involving a $700K "gold" delivery that turned out to be nothing but chocolate coins! 🍫💰 Finally, we react to Tracy Morgan’s brutal comments about teachers having a "ceiling" and Young Jock's ongoing beef with T.I. over those six-year-old "broke" rumors. 🏫🎤

[Edited by @iamdyre 🧟‍♂️]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(2:19) Rap Sheet

(4:21) Homie Helpline

(21:25) Chisme

(25:29) Money Moves

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The squad attempts an intervention for Cat, who is torn over a secret "arts and crafts" love letter revealing her sister’s "lesbian for fun" past while her marriage was falling apart,. Between the family drama, the crew roasts ASAP Rocky for his risque "G-string" fashion choices and investigates why scientists are using tax dollars to bake sourdough with 5,000-year-old caveman gut-yeast.

[Edited by @iamdyre ⚽]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:38) Chisme

(5:00) Rap Sheet

(8:38) Petty Police

(13:00) Scrolling

(19:34) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(21:46) Homie Helpline

(33:27) World Cup!

(37:32) Ice Cube Tix!

(47:29) Don't You Know I'm Local

(51:28) Chisme

(53:31) Money Moves

(56:31) Studious Foo

(1:01:42) Play Ball

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The Brown Bag team are taking over the pitch with the world premiere of their official World Cup anthem, and the crew is convinced it’s a bigger hit than the Thriller album! ⚽🎤 We are roasting Rick Ross for getting "cooked" after being spotted trying to hide while flying commercial—can the "Biggest Boss" really be seen in a public airport waiting area? ✈️💼 The Homie Helpline gets messy as a caller reveals her ex-brother-in-law is out here calling her sister a "lesbian cheater" to cover for his own boring dating habits. 💔🤫 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are sounding the alarm on scientists using tax dollars to make $300,000 T-Rex leather bags and sourdough from 5,000-year-old caveman guts! 🦖🥖 Finally, we hit Shoot the Jay to break down OG Anunoby’s legendary game-winner for the Knicks and his hilarious, failed attempt to channel his inner Kobe Bryant. 🏀🐍

[Edited by @iamdyre ⚽]

Chapters

(00:00) Rap Sheet

(3:39) Scrolling

(10:17) Homie Helpline

(13:19) Money Moves

(16:20) Play Ball

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The squad navigates a messy Homie Helpline for a girl being edited out of family graduation photos and a Caribbean artist whose Salvi in-laws allegedly towed his car out of pure spite. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down Britney Bell’s doctorate dissertation on Nick Cannon’s family tree and why Tom Brady decided to name his new drink "Good Nut".

[Edited by @iamdyre 🫠]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:57) Chisme

(6:12) Rap Sheet

(9:19) Petty Police

(13:53) Scrolling

(18:00) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:16) Homie Helpline

(38:36) World Cup, Shoutouts, Tickets!

(44:06) Don't You Know I'm Local

(47:58) Chisme

(54:52) Money Moves

(58:52) Studious Foo

(1:01:43) Play Ball

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