Brown Bag Mornings

🤖 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” takes us to Whittier, where the robots are apparently… not it. 😬 Things get awkward as Howie Mandel snaps during a tense moment, proving nobody likes being called old. 🎬 A mystery movie teaser has the crew hyped—especially since one of their own might be the star. 🌦️ Concrete Storm checks in with the weather before 📞 the Homie Helpline gets messy with a friend making a very bold weekend request. 😳 Shaq clears the air on his viral DMs, while 💰 Meta and YouTube might finally have to pay up. 🧠 Plus, a simple word that could actually help calm your anxiety.

CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:

(00:00) Don’t You Know I’m Local: Whittier’s questionable robot situation

(04:42) Petty Police: Don’t call old people old—awkward TV moment

(08:05) Scrolling: New movie buzz and a surprise star in the room

(10:42) The Weather with Concrete Storm: Thursday March 26th forecast

(12:06) Homie Helpline: Friend makes a bold and messy relationship request

(20:50) Chismation: Shaq addresses viral DMs to Sabrina Carpenter

(25:27) Money Moves: Meta and YouTube facing major payouts

(29:29) Studious Foo: The one word that could ease anxiety

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The crew attempts to navigate a messy Homie Helpline where a friendship is evolving "like a Pokémon" into a threesome invitation, leading the crew to debate the rules of being a unicorn. Between the relationship drama, the squad roasts Shaq for his supposedly "AI-generated" leaked DMs to Sabrina Carpenter and investigates why Whittier is using "Wall-E" robots to scan for sidewalk cracks.

[Edited by @iamdyre 👁️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Whittier's sidewalk scanning robots

(4:48) Chisme: Cardi B's booty reduction backpedal

(7:45) Petty Police: Howie Mandel's grumpy 70th birthday

(11:12) Scrolling: Concrete's 'Chairman' movie trailer debut

(13:48) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(15:13) Elysian Park W/ Greg!

(17:07) Homie Helpline: Tammy's friendship-to-threesome dilemma

(43:24) Elysian Park update

(53:40) Ye Tix!

(55:12) Chisme: Shaq's freaky Sabrina Carpenter DM's

(59:53) Don't You Know I'm Local: Greg @ Elysian Park

(1:02:30) Money Moves: app addiction

(1:06:31) Studious Foo: texting "okie" to calm anxiety

(1:09:41) Play Ball: Luka breaks Kobe's Laker records

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🐀 Things get real local as sewer rats make headlines and have people shook. 🤡 The Rock goes from superstar to meme real quick after the internet tears into his Moana look. 🐕 PETA gets petty with Young Thug, sparking reactions across socials. 🍺 Greg goes OFF with a wild take about women drinking beer that has everyone arguing. 📞 The Homie Helpline tackles a dad stressed about his daughter turning up in Rosarito, plus 🤠 Hannah Montana fans finally get their drink—and immediately regret it. 🎤 J. Cole opens up about “Like That,” while 👴 older folks are out here living like kids again.

CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:

(00:00) Don’t You Know I’m Local: Sewer rats causing chaos in the streets

(04:04) Chismation: The Rock gets roasted over viral Moana look

(08:13) Petty Police: PETA calls out Young Thug in petty fashion

(11:42) Scrolling: Greg’s wild take on women drinking beer sparks debate

(16:36) Homie Helpline: Dad worried about daughter partying in Rosarito

(24:34) Chismation: Hannah Montana drink leaves fans disappointed

(27:41) Rapsheet: J. Cole reacts to “Like That” moment

(35:22) Studious Foo: Older generation embracing kid-like trends

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The squad attempts to mediate a "wonky" Homie Helpline for Gerardo, whose 19-year-old daughter is hiding the fact that her boyfriend is joining her for a "pretzel-folding" weekend at Papas and Beer. Between the family drama, the "studious fools" roast The Rock for his "founding father" wig in the live-action Moana and debate if a man is "real" if he doesn't carry a minimum of $500 in cash at all times.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🥖]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: LA's homeless crisis moves underground

(4:11) Chisme: The Rock's bad wig job in Moana

(08:27) Rap Sheet: Suge Knight's Tupac murder memoir announcement

(11:30) Coffee Talk

(12:07) Petty Police: PETA claps back at Young Thug

(15:39) Scrolling: Debating the "things women shouldn't do" video

(20:37) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(22:09) Homie Helpline: Daughter's "cracking" Rosarito spring break drama

(42:50) Shoutout Medical Students!

(44:57) Knott's Tickets!

(52:47) Chisme: Starbucks' Hannah Montana raspberry syrup fail

(56:02) Rap Sheet: J Cole reacts to Kendrick Lamar's diss

(58:56) Ye Tickets!

(59:52) Money Moves: The $500 "real man" cash rule

(1:04:47) Studious Foo: Seniors addicted to phone screen time

(1:09:10) Play Ball: Lakers' Mexican prospect "Kareem Al Pastor Jabar"

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DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES:

💔 The crew dives into the messy rumors surrounding Ryan Garcia’s relationship, with social media pointing fingers and dropping names. 🔫 A shocking Petty Police story involving a cornhole player takes a dark turn you won’t see coming. 🤖 We break down how innocent AI fruit videos somehow evolved into dramatic, cheating-filled storylines. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets spicy as Veronica calls out her cousin for dodging debt while living her best Coachella life. 🧾 A DTLA brunch turns violent over a bill, plus wild new ideas on how to fund your wedding using… other people’s money. 💸

CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:

(00:00) Chismation: Ryan Garcia drama — internet detectives expose cheating rumors

(04:29) Petty Police: Cornhole player involved in fatal shooting

(09:04) Scrolling: AI fruit videos go from wholesome to cheating chaos

(12:11) Homie Helpline: Cousin owes money but shows up Coachella ready

(19:25) Don’t You Know I’m Local: New bill proposal sparks rare agreement

(23:57) Chismation: Lil Wayne almost tied to Beyoncé’s family

(26:57) Greg sounds off on the Girl Scouts

(30:55) Money Moves: DTLA brunch stabbing over a bill

(38:03) Studious Foo: How to fund your wedding using OPM

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