Brown Bag Mornings

The squad tackles a wildly toxic Homie Helpline after a listener catches her friend pulling up embarrassing high school raver photos at the club, triggering callers to expose hater besties, co-signer shaming, and an ambush on "Janice from Santa Ana" 🐍💥! Between friend drama, the crew breaks down Joe Manganiello traveling to Cuba to break a Sofia Vergara voodoo hex, Kesha collecting human teeth for a Halloween bodysuit, and Tupac's killer Keefe D getting sentenced to 40 years to life 🔮🦷⚖️.
[Edited by @iamdyre 🎃]
Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(3:28) Chisme
(6:06) Rap Sheet
(8:57) Petty Police
(12:42) Scrolling
(16:58) The Weather W/ Concrete!
(19:16) Homie Helpline
(51:15) Tepic's Teachings
(55:10) Chisme
(58:49) Play Ball
(1:03:15) Studious Foo
(1:06:30) Rap Sheet

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The squad kicks off with Chisme with Angie as Joe Manganiello reveals he lost 60 pounds from a mysterious illness and traveled to Ecuador and Cuba for ancient Santeria rituals because he believed Sofia Vergara’s ex put a brujeria curse on him. Things get completely toxic on the Homie Helpline when a listener exposes her former best friend, "Janice from Santa Ana," who tried to ruin her post-breakup glow-up by showing guys at the club old pictures of her before her weight loss. The caller reveals how Janice blocked her after spreading Ozempic rumors, leading to an ambush at Janice's house in front of her mom and savage jokes about her "tire neck" skin tags. For Hispanic Heritage Month, Tepic's Teachings breaks down the word yesca, explaining how dry campfire brush secretly doubles as slang for marijuana. Finally, Studious Foo warns parents about daycare pumpkin carving after a Texas baby caught salmonella from raw pumpkin guts.
[Edited by @iamdyre 🎃]
Chapters
(00:00) Scrolling
(4:18) Homie Helpline
(23:47) Tepic's Teachings
(27:43) Chisme
(31:22) Studious Foo

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The squad tackles a chaotic Homie Helpline when a listener reveals her man banned Halloween for her 5-year-old stepson over "dark energy" and trauma, prompting callers to share wild childhood bans, Tijuana burials, and ghost-painted toe-pic side hustles 🎃🦶👻! Between the step-family drama, the crew debates In-N-Out's $50 Facebook Marketplace delivery scam, Diddy’s mysterious prison head injury, and whether the Dodgers should bench $700 million superstar Shohei Ohtani mid-playoffs 🍔⛓️⚾.
[Edited by @iamdyre ⚾]
Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(2:50) Chisme
(5:10) Rap Sheet
(7:01) Petty Police
(11:11) Scrolling
(12:48) The Weather W/ Concrete!
(14:08) Homie Helpline
(44:10) Tepic's Teachings
(47:16) Chisme
(49:32) Play Ball
(53:11) Studious Foo

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The squad kicks off with Tepic's Teachings for Hispanic Heritage Month, breaking down the word "camote" from sweet potatoes to wild Mexican slang for private parts 🍠😏. Things get intense on the Homie Helpline when caller Yahaira reveals her man is banning Halloween over "dark energy" and his deceased ex, leaving her 5-year-old stepson feeling left out 🎃👻. Callers weigh in with crazy childhood memories, including a listener who peeked through the blinds as a kid and now sells ghost-painted toe pics on Instagram, a caller whose mom was buried in Tijuana on Halloween, and a European caller describing pilgrim costumes and druid sacrifices 🦶💀. Then, on Play Ball, the crew dissects the Dodgers falling 0-2 to the Brewers as Shohei Ohtani hits a terrible postseason slump ⚾💥. The squad debates whether resting a $700 million player for rookie Jose De Paula is total insanity or necessary strategy.
[Edited by @iamdyre ⚾]
Chapters
(00:00) Tepic's Teachings
(3:06) Homie Helpline
(26:30) Play Ball

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The squad navigates an unhinged Homie Helpline when a listener reveals her sister is dating a convict who claims his attempted murder charge was just a "baby stab," prompting callers to share terrifying stories of neck stabbings and exes drawing severed heads 🗡️😱! Between crime sagas, the crew breaks down Khloé Kardashian roasting a viral teacher on TV, Tobey Maguire officiating his ex-wife's wedding, and the Dodgers getting haunted by the Fister Hotel ghost 💅🕷️⚾.
[Edited by @iamdyre 🧢]
Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(2:59) Chisme
(5:30) Petty Police
(9:26) Scrolling
(13:37) The Weather W/ Concrete!
(16:02) Homie Helpline
(49:34) Tepic's Teachings
(54:41) Chisme
(57:07) Play Ball
(1:01:04) Money Moves
(1:04:09) Studious Foo

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