Don’t Tell Mam Podcast

Today was a bit off the rails. We dive into what was in our camera roll as youngins. Sending nudes. Paul’s card declining in public. Quitting nicotine and prospering. Rude old people and why we love them. Tism tales. Dragons - real or nah? Didier Drogba ending the Civil  war in the Ivory Coast. Russians and their shit music

Mm yes splendid. New pod on a Saturday for ye. 

This week we’re getting the root of it all. 

We talk priests. 

Technology. 

Paul’s gross bellybutton. 

Would the lads eat each other in a famine event ? 

What on earth do you call the female genitalia ? 

The boys have been reading more books. 

How many people has Kevin “Spaceman” Spacey killed in gay passion?

2026 ladies and gentleman. Hell fucking yes. We’re back. 

Kicking off 2026 today’s topics include 
• Nuremberg and Nazis 
• Louis’ Christmas miracle/ black magic 
• Paul is denouncinh  the internet and getting bricked
• ChatGPT is calling Louis a liar 
• Paul is recovering from surgery and can’t train 
• Shitting on celebs 
• New Year’s resolutions for the boys and the pod

Professor Louis returns with another chaotic history lesson — this time diving into the Punic Wars, Rome vs Carthage, Hannibal, elephants, betrayal, and the pettiest beef in ancient history.
Paul tries to make sense of it. Louis tries to teach. Both fail in equal measure.

In this episode we get into:
– Why Rome and Carthage hated each other
– Hannibal bringing ELEPHANTS over the Alps like it was nothing
– Rome going full sicko mode
– Ancient warfare (aka lads being bold for centuries)
– The most spiteful move ever done by a civilisation
– And somehow… philosophy?

If you enjoy the mix of comedy + unhinged history lessons, let us know and Louis will come back with another mad chapter from humanity’s past.

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Just another day at the pinnacle of broadcasting. No big deal. 

We open up in murky waters immediately. 

We talk about our hate of irish radio hosts and soulless music. 

Have a riveting conversation about important things like men’s underwear and shit stains. 

We touch on AI and the current state of the internet. 

Big companies and their advertising methods 

Paul is sick of being chronically online and brain rotted. 

Louis caught himself while fishing. 

Will Paul be a future magician who crushes records at the special Olympics?

Will the boys find Jesus ? 

Tune in and find out. 

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