Don’t Tell Mam Podcast

Professor Louis returns with another chaotic history lesson — this time diving into the Punic Wars, Rome vs Carthage, Hannibal, elephants, betrayal, and the pettiest beef in ancient history. Paul tries to make sense of it. Louis tries to teach. Both fail in equal measure. In this episode we get into: – Why Rome and Carthage hated each other – Hannibal bringing ELEPHANTS over the Alps like it was nothing – Rome going full sicko mode – Ancient warfare (aka lads being bold for centuries) – The most spiteful move ever done by a civilisation – And somehow… philosophy? If you enjoy the mix of comedy + unhinged history lessons, let us know and Louis will come back with another mad chapter from humanity’s past. Also, if you feel like it , leaving a rating and following the show helps massively!  🎧 Listen on Spotify, YouTube & Apple: Don’t Tell Mam Podcast 📺 Full episodes every week 📣 Clips on TikTok & Instagram: 

Just another day at the pinnacle of broadcasting. No big deal.  We open up in murky waters immediately.  We talk about our hate of irish radio hosts and soulless music.  Have a riveting conversation about important things like men’s underwear and shit stains.  We touch on AI and the current state of the internet.  Big companies and their advertising methods  Paul is sick of being chronically online and brain rotted.  Louis caught himself while fishing.  Will Paul be a future magician who crushes records at the special Olympics? Will the boys find Jesus ?  Tune in and find out.  also , drop a follow please and thanks 

 Some hot shit. We talk about Paul’s New York rap career , Louis gifts Paul a mixtape from “Expensive Black”. Living like gremlins in the college days. The reality of adulthood in your 20s. Louis’ master plan to do drugs when he retires, and a bunch of other stupid stuff. Join us in the bedroom 

A classic episode. We go into embarrassing tactics you use to get out of trouble as a yungin. Angry adults. Paul being a nightmare primary school student with nutrition of a 45 year old builder. Dangerous schoolyard games. Run ins with bullies. And pulling people’s pants down. A very school centered episode

Happy Halloween you pagan degenerates. We touch on a lot this episode. Paul’s T is through the roof right now , he can’t be stopped.  Louis meets an Amazonian woman.  We talk uncontacted tribes, why are they so behind ?  African history and how it’s portrayed / Malian King Mansa Musa  Our opinions on Halloween , God , Religion ,  Drug induced ghost sightings  Zombies (again)  Enjoy Xx