⚰️It's Halloween⚰️
What do you do when death comes for you? Well, the characters in today's stories have a lot of ideas, and they're surprisingly successful. The problem? Death works on a much, much longer timeline.
😈 The Creatures: Bulgasari
Why you don't feed your rice monster metal needles. Unlike most pets, it will be fine. You'll be in trouble, though.
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"Dream Abridged" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Gadabasa" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Noen Prasat" by Blue Dot Sessions
"The Burnishing" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Vellum Interlude" by Blue Dot Sessions
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419: Slavic folklore: Bad Heir Day
Ivan fights wizards and monsters and Baba Yaga with a music streaming subscription
What do you get when your daughters have been kidnapped by a sleezy cloud and your son not only spends all of his days jamming with his self-playing harp, but DOESN'T want to tear the heads off his friends? You get Tsar Wisehead, who apparently just figured out that parenting is hard.
😈 **The Creature: Garm
Garm is serious about his job, and that's unfortunate because that job involves blood splatters and the end of the world.
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"Flagstone Abbey" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Kid Kodi" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Cirrocumulous" by Chad Crouch
"Thimble Rider Theme" by Blue Dot Sessions
"The Spring" by Chad Crouch
"Hermit" by Chad Crouch
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418: French stories: Our Son, Ourson, the Bear
🐻Ourson is a Beary Good Guy🐻
Sorry, I couldn't resist, but he is actually a good guy. He isn't a bear though. He just looks like one to people who have probably never seen a bear, because he's kind of just a very hairy kid. He's like that because his mom kicked a toad that wasn't a toad and the toad cursed him. Don't worry, it'll make sense (mostly).
😈 The Creatures: Ga-Gorib
A monster who does bad by tempting people into murdering...themselves?
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"Furano Line" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Godmother's Visit" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Lady Marie" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Rumoi Line" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Rumoi Night" by Blue Dot Sessions
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417: Guy of Warwick: Don't Be That Guy
🛡️This Guy?🛡️
This guy is Guy of Warwick, and he's your guy. But only if you need someone to be the best guy in the world at fighting and killing. It's just too bad Guy hates being that guy.
😈 The Creature: Freybug and the Barguest
Two black dogs who might give you wounds that will never heal, or maybe just stand there awkwardly until you leave.
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"Vessel Five" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Junca" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Brek PKL" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Bask VX" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Dawn in Vennik" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Third in Line" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Walking Shoes" by Blue Dot Sessions
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416: Hans Christian Andersen: Humbugs
🪲They're not so different🪲
One is the king of the world, and the other is a beetle. One wants to fight God, the other wants to wear golden horse shoes. When it comes to being completely arrogant and insufferable, though, they have more in common than you might think. It's two fairy tales of pride and power from Danish writer Hans Christian Andersen.
😈 The Creature: The Elle-folk
They're NOT elves. They just look and act like them and have a very similar name but if you say they're elves hope you enjoy your VERY sick cow.
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Jason Weiser and Carissa Weiser tell stories from myths, legends, and folklore that have shaped cultures throughout history. Some, like the stories of Aladdin, King Arthur, and Hercules are stories you think you know, but with surprising origins. Others are stories you might not have heard, but really should. All the stories are sourced from world folklore, but retold for modern ears. These are stories of wizards, knights, Vikings, dragons, princesses, and kings from the time when the world beyond the map was a dangerous and wonderful place.
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