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Legend of Dragoon Part 5: Rose's Vaginal Vortex
Square Roots - Episode 519
Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:07:45
Quest Log: 0:28:50
Level Up: 1:45:00
On this heavy flowing chunker of Sony's Legend of Dragoon, we learn so much about Rose from her Level 3 attack. Every element of it was a surprise. The menstrual blood. The legs spread. How she's like a Vaginal Kirby. Put down a towel, it's a lot. 
Also:
• Too Many Nopon?
• It's A Fantasy World, Bed Bath & Beyond Could Still Exist
• The Love Child of Grimace and Slimer
• Somehow Emperor Diaz Has Returned
• Another Deep Gash!
• A Hot Prize
This Week: Confronting Lenus Again and then Finishing Disc 2!
Next Week: Retrieve the Dragon Staff!

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Legend of Dragoon Part 4: Bring A Knife
Square Roots - Episode 518
Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:06:40
Quest Log: 0:27:30
Level Up: 2:12:00
On this episode, I wrote a special birthday song for Jim! Should I have sang something in my range? Probably! Meanwhile, Kaffi is the breakout star of Sony's classic JRPG Legend of Dragoon because she loves stars and hot goss.
Also:
• Fantasy Villain Lloyd
• Executive AI Software Brain
• If The Alien Sees You, Just Lay Down And Die
• Morning Glory: Milking Farm: A Monster Bait Romance
• Emille Is A Vanessa Role-Model
• Dart's Tryptophobia Bandana
This Week: Play through the Moon Dagger Ceremony
Next Week: Confronting Lenus Again

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Legend of Dragoon Part 3: The Gayest Death Scene of All Time!
Square Roots - Episode 517
Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:05:37
Quest Log: 0:25:00
Level Up: 1:42:04
It's okay for me to write that, as a gay man. There's so much pathos and hand holding and it's all very dramatic. And this is just a chunker of Sony's Legend of Dragoon, a cult classic PlayStation 1 JRPG! 
Also:
• We Brainstorm Kingdom Hearts 4
• SO MUCH NINTENDO NEWS
• Well, He Was Whooped Up
• The Griping Room!
• Johnny's Nuanced Thoughts On Sportsmates
• Chucky's Out Back Hitting His Vape
This Week: Get to the End of Disc 1!
Next Week: Play through the Moon Dagger Ceremony

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Legend of Dragoon Part 2: Shana, You Should Stay Here
Square Roots - Episode 516
Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:04:45
Quest Log: 0:42:00
Level Up: 1:54:15
There's an Extra Packed Hot Gaming Gossip this week because every game company has announced everything! Every game you've ever wanted! But in Legend of Dragoon we get another party member, Rose! And we meet a ghost!
Also:
• Vanessa Explains Her Floor Banana
• Fires Make Dart Horny
• "Ugh! I've Got A Deep Gash!"
• Sweet Super Sentai Transformations
• Is Rose Evil?
This Week: Have an ~Encounter~ with the Silver Ghost, Shirley!
Next Week: Get to the End of Disc 1!

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Legend of Dragoon Part 1: LAVITZ SLAMBERT!
Square Roots - Episode 515
Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:02:45
Quest Log: 0:28:50
Level Up: 2:05:00
MATT'S BANISHMENT ENDS! Jim stands the entire time! And we start Sony's Definitely Not Inspired By Final Fantasy VII Legend of Dragoon! It's nice to be back in the comfy cozy PlayStation generation with a real old JRPG we never actually played back in the day. That's right: we're all BABY FRESH EYES!
Also:
• Legend the of Dragon
• We Say Dragooning A Lot
• Heal Yourself On The Cuck Chair
• Dragoons Are Guys Who Jump Up Real High
• Johnny Has No Pants
This Week: Get to the town of Bale.
Next Week: Have an ~Encounter~ with the Silver Ghost!

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