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Final Fantasy XIII Part Six: Chapter 11 Mailbag Episode!
Square Roots - Episode 533
Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:02:45
Mail Bag: 0:27:00
Smoosh Mouth: 1:20:25
Level Up: 1:31:45
This week on Square Roots we don't actually do a quest log because there's not that much to talk about with Chapter 11 of Final Fantasy XIII, it's just super long, so we're giving Johnny specifically time to work his way through all those Ci'eth stones! We answer such questions as:
What polygon to put Lara Croft's nipples on in a PS1 nude mod?
Why you should not wash your teeth with a bottle of jack?
Is Bowser a Dom?
Why isn't Midbus dateable?
ALSO SMOOSH MOUTH!
This Week: MAILBAAAG
Next Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 11!

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Final Fantasy XIII Part Five: Jihl Nabaat Is A Nerd
Square Roots - Episode 532
Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:03:10
Quest Log: 0:21:20
Level Up: 1:24:25
This time on Final Fantasy XIII, blood comes out of Matt's eyes as he tries to be nice about the game. But we all love Barthandalous! "Eat my shorts," he says.
Also:
• Derek Waters is Bilbo Baggins Coded
• Game Pass Ads
• Pop It Back In, It's Fine
• Matt Says PBR tastes like Skunk Juice
• The First Time In The Game You Can Speak To An NPC
• I Paused My Game to Be here
This Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 10!
Next Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 11!

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Final Fantasy XIII Part Four: Are They Space Friends Or Are They Lesbians?
Square Roots - Episode 531
Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:05:10
Quest Log: 0:26:21
Level Up: 1:55:42
This time on Final Fantasy XIII: secrets are revealed! Anger is confronted! Australians are outed!
Also:
• He is the Best at What He Does, and What He Does is QuickTime Events
• People Can Be Bisexual, Matt
• Nobody Thinks Of Him As From Tarzan
• No Witnesses Means Full Stealth
• It's A Long Air Pod
• Fireworks That Drop CDs
This Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 8!
Next Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 10!

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Final Fantasy XIII Part Three: A Bottomless Reservoir of Chrys Points
Square Roots - Episode 530
Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:05:05
Quest Log: 0:22:20
Level Up: 1:19:00
Okay, we start off with a bit of a blunder, but we can all recover from it! Even Vanessa! Yes, THIS is the episode where Lightning has the Worst Birthday Ever, because she makes her sister becoming a l'Cie ALL ABOUT HERSELF. Also she gives Hope a knife to kill her future brother in law.
Also:
• I Was Happy To See A Character Or Event
• OD Was The Dog From Garfield
• Vanessa Boyfriend, Janosz from Ghostbusters II
• Most of the Animals are Cyber
• A Lot of Shots of Lightning Saying "Tsk!" and Looking Away

This Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 6!
Next Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 8!

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Season 82
Ep 3

Final Fantasy XIII Part Two: A Motorcycle Made Of Lesbians
Square Roots - Episode 529
Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:04:30
Quest Log: 0:26:10   
Level Up: 2:08:10
Wait, you can use libra twice? WHAT? WHY? HOW?! WHY DIDN'T THEY TELL ME, unless it was in a datalog or a tutorial window I skipped or the manual. Anyway this time on Square Enix's epic Final Fantasy XIII, we mostly walk a lot.
Also:
• Lesbian Cops
• Big Cloud Energy
• A Beta Behemoth AND an Alpha Behemoth
• Pulled Pork Is Not Ham

This Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 4!
Next Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 6!

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Season 82
Ep 3