Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Final Fantasy XIII Part Three: A Bottomless Reservoir of Chrys Points
Square Roots - Episode 530
Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:05:05
Quest Log: 0:22:20
Level Up: 1:19:00
Okay, we start off with a bit of a blunder, but we can all recover from it! Even Vanessa! Yes, THIS is the episode where Lightning has the Worst Birthday Ever, because she makes her sister becoming a l'Cie ALL ABOUT HERSELF. Also she gives Hope a knife to kill her future brother in law.
Also:
• I Was Happy To See A Character Or Event
• OD Was The Dog From Garfield
• Vanessa Boyfriend, Janosz from Ghostbusters II
• Most of the Animals are Cyber
• A Lot of Shots of Lightning Saying "Tsk!" and Looking Away

This Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 6!
Next Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 8!

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Season 82
Ep 3

Final Fantasy XIII Part Two: A Motorcycle Made Of Lesbians
Square Roots - Episode 529
Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:04:30
Quest Log: 0:26:10   
Level Up: 2:08:10
Wait, you can use libra twice? WHAT? WHY? HOW?! WHY DIDN'T THEY TELL ME, unless it was in a datalog or a tutorial window I skipped or the manual. Anyway this time on Square Enix's epic Final Fantasy XIII, we mostly walk a lot.
Also:
• Lesbian Cops
• Big Cloud Energy
• A Beta Behemoth AND an Alpha Behemoth
• Pulled Pork Is Not Ham

This Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 4!
Next Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 6!

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Season 82
Ep 3

Final Fantasy XIII Part One: The Sacrificial MILF, Nora
Square Roots - Episode 528
Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:02:35 
Quest Log: 0:29:35   
Level Up: 2:20:00
Finally, it's time to face our destiny as L'Cie. Or a PULSE L'Cie. Or a Fal'cie. Or a Cie'th. In Final Fantasy XIII by Square Enix!
Also:
• This game has voice acting.
• Big Cloud Energy
• That's Where She Keeps Her Potions
• Beta Cuck Behemoth
• Hawthorne Heights Hair
• This Guy Listens to 311
• Wakka With A Gun

This Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 2!
Next Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 4!

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Dispatch Part 4: So It's Just the End of Wild Wild West? - Episode 527
We finished Dispatch! Wow. What a game. What else is there to say? Lots, apparently. 
This Week: Finish Episode 8 of Dispatch!
Next Week: Finish Chapter 2 of FFXIII!

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Dispatch Part 3: Kingdom Hearts 4: A Puzzle of the Flesh
Square Roots - Episode 526
Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:05:40
Quest Log: 0:30:15
Level Up: 1:56:41
We are terrified with our encounters with the ultimate villain of Dispatch: SLADE! 
Also:
• Ten Minutes on Yeast Infections
• Another Ten Minutes on Pizza Bagels and Rolls
• Kevin Costner Is Just Boring Patrick Swayze
• Matt Forgot His Belt
• Vanessa Wants A Salt Lick
This Week: Finish Episode 6 of Dispatch!
Next Week: Finish Dispatch!

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