Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Final Fantasy XIII Part One: The Sacrificial MILF, Nora
Square Roots - Episode 528
Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:02:35 
Quest Log: 0:29:35   
Level Up: 2:20:00
Finally, it's time to face our destiny as L'Cie. Or a PULSE L'Cie. Or a Fal'cie. Or a Cie'th. In Final Fantasy XIII by Square Enix!
Also:
• This game has voice acting.
• Big Cloud Energy
• That's Where She Keeps Her Potions
• Beta Cuck Behemoth
• Hawthorne Heights Hair
• This Guy Listens to 311
• Wakka With A Gun

This Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 2!
Next Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 4!

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Dispatch Part 4: So It's Just the End of Wild Wild West? - Episode 527
We finished Dispatch! Wow. What a game. What else is there to say? Lots, apparently. 
This Week: Finish Episode 8 of Dispatch!
Next Week: Finish Chapter 2 of FFXIII!

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Dispatch Part 3: Kingdom Hearts 4: A Puzzle of the Flesh
Square Roots - Episode 526
Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:05:40
Quest Log: 0:30:15
Level Up: 1:56:41
We are terrified with our encounters with the ultimate villain of Dispatch: SLADE! 
Also:
• Ten Minutes on Yeast Infections
• Another Ten Minutes on Pizza Bagels and Rolls
• Kevin Costner Is Just Boring Patrick Swayze
• Matt Forgot His Belt
• Vanessa Wants A Salt Lick
This Week: Finish Episode 6 of Dispatch!
Next Week: Finish Dispatch!

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Dispatch Part 2: His Name Is Mister Whisky And No One Knows If He's A Guy In A Suit
Square Roots - Episode 525
Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:02:25
Quest Log: 0:24:00
Level Up: 2:01:15
OBSESSION (2026) SPOILERS AT 02:17:00 THROUGH 02:26:00
We become an old person podcast! We don't approve of this Yung Gravy, even if his delivery as Golem is quite good. That's right, we're adding so many more Dispatch episodes. Eight? Twelve? Thirty two?!
Also:
• Warriors Cats!
• Page Doctor Matt For Cruising Analysis
• Name One Bad Thing Chevy Chase Has Ever Said
• We Finally Remember to Do a Johnny's Bullshit Mini Game Corner
This Week: Finish Episode 4 of Dispatch!
Next Week: Finish Episode 6 of Dispatch!

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Dispatch Part 1: First Of All, Yes. Of Course. 
Square Roots - Episode 524
We play Dispatch! It's fun. We only covered eps 1 and 2 of the game this week. Sorry for lying! 
This Week: Episodes 1 and 2 of Dispatch 
Next Week: Episodes 3, 4, and 5 of Dispatch 

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