Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Final Fantasy XIII Part Nine: Pain Creates Miracles
Square Roots - Episode 536
Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:03:30
Quest Log: 0:38:45
Level Up: 1:58:30
This week on Square Roots, we finish a big game! That's right, everyone* finished Final Fantasy XIII and now we are free to move on from another game, free from the crystal prison we were incased in. I was one of the non-naked crystal people.
Looks Like A Rum Cag
A Grok Girlie
Spooky Nikki Is Back
The Holey Highway
It's Never Going To Be Tom Bombadil
Somehow Vanille Returned
This Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII! FOREVER!
Next Week: Wake Up In Bed A Second Time In Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines II
*Except Jim
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Square Roots October Spooky Story Spectacular! Featuring Vanessa Ghostface Jigsaw
Square Roots - Episode 535
Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:05:59
Level Up: 0:21:48
Our schedule was getting all over the place, so we've got a short catch up episode before we finish Final Fantasy XIII next Monday! So we discuss some Hot Gaming News, sppoky games, level up classics of our experiences with ghost stories! Also Johnny's underwhelming road trip with Vanessa and her mom, and Vanessa's airport Michael Sheen adventure in Vanessa's Dream Corner.
This Week: WE STALL FOR ONE MORE WEEK!
Next Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII! FOREVER!

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Final Fantasy XIII Part Seven: HECKACHUNKER!
Square Roots - Episode 534
Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:05:45
Quest Log: 0:22:11
Level Up: 1:40:14
This week on Square Roots we barrel through a giant, double stuffed chunker full of all the side quests in the game. Because Chapter 11 has all of them. Also! There's a tower at the end, but is it the first real dungeon of the game?
A One Hit Pizza
Candy Hog
Is Bart the Worst Final Fantasy Villain?
Matt Compulsively Plays A Game He Doesn't Like
This Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 11!
Next Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII! FOREVER!

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Final Fantasy XIII Part Six: Chapter 11 Mailbag Episode!
Square Roots - Episode 533
Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:02:45
Mail Bag: 0:27:00
Smoosh Mouth: 1:20:25
Level Up: 1:31:45
This week on Square Roots we don't actually do a quest log because there's not that much to talk about with Chapter 11 of Final Fantasy XIII, it's just super long, so we're giving Johnny specifically time to work his way through all those Ci'eth stones! We answer such questions as:
What polygon to put Lara Croft's nipples on in a PS1 nude mod?
Why you should not wash your teeth with a bottle of jack?
Is Bowser a Dom?
Why isn't Midbus dateable?
ALSO SMOOSH MOUTH!
This Week: MAILBAAAG
Next Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 11!

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Final Fantasy XIII Part Five: Jihl Nabaat Is A Nerd
Square Roots - Episode 532
Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:03:10
Quest Log: 0:21:20
Level Up: 1:24:25
This time on Final Fantasy XIII, blood comes out of Matt's eyes as he tries to be nice about the game. But we all love Barthandalous! "Eat my shorts," he says.
Also:
• Derek Waters is Bilbo Baggins Coded
• Game Pass Ads
• Pop It Back In, It's Fine
• Matt Says PBR tastes like Skunk Juice
• The First Time In The Game You Can Speak To An NPC
• I Paused My Game to Be here
This Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 10!
Next Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 11!

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