The Creep Dive

Creep love is in the air: we’ve got creeps who met through totes and Tinder, Trump nipping into Venezuela for a quick kidnap, Blackwater’s rent-a-war madness, eBay execs losing the run of themselves and a haunted bra for dessert. Listen ad-free and get an extra episode every week (plus first dibs on our Meat Creep Valentine’s show tickets) over on Patreon: patreon.com/thecreepdive. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the Christmas edition, which means: stop buying shite, your presence is the present and now let’s immediately ruin the vibes. We’re unpacking the Epstein files “release” (heavy redactions, missing footage, photos of powerful men lounging with very young-looking women), the mass shooting at Brown, and the targeted killing of an MIT nuclear plasma physicist that has the internet whispering “assassination” (and Reddit out-detectiving law enforcement). Then we spiral into Candace Owens’ ongoing Erica Kirk/Charlie Kirk conspiracy saga, before landing in absolute devastation: the murder of director Rob Reiner and his wife Michelle found the next day by their daughter and Trump’s genuinely unhinged statement that somehow turns it into an OKR celebration for America’s “golden age.” Merry Christmas! Want something lighter? We can’t promise that but we can promise more: Patreon this week includes a disappearance, plus survival horrors involving ants and a maggot-filled leg situation.Listen ad-free + get bonus episodes on Patreon:patreon.com/thecreepdive Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’ve got stupidity, sociopathy, TikTok fame hunger, forged insurance papers, designer handbags, mouldy weed plants, and the most bungled murder plot since Cain and Abel discovered DIY.Lucy and Oliver the Bonnie & Clyde for people who can’t read instructions decide they want to be rich and famous and not work and not be held accountable for the death of that lad Oliver killed in a drink-driving crash. So they reinvest, rebrand, and re-delude themselves into a PPE empire, a nightclub in the Bahamas, and a plan to get a half-million dollars from a cocaine kingpin without ever paying him back.Enter: Tyler and Jordan the coke-dealing entrepreneur and his pregnant girlfriend who should have been their business allies… except Lucy had a better plan, which was: kill them for their money and somehow get away with it through the power of vibes.💸 Support the show & get weekly bonus creeps: 👉 Patreon: www.patreon.com/thecreepdive Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The Creep Dive, the girls wade into absolute pandemonium: the Rebel Wilson whistle-blower saga (is it justice, retaliation, or just Hollywood being Hollywood?), the Slender Man stabbing escape update, the Epstein-Trump chaos and the wild Oval Office behaviour that has everyone questioning reality. It's conspiracies, lawsuits, teenage horror, political meltdown and a splash of celebrity beige-washing.Want the episode ad-free, plus an extra full Creep Dive every week and first access to live show tickets? Join us on Patreon — price of a coffee, lifetime of creeps: 👉 patreon.com/thecreepdive Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a mini-episode this week Cassie is away being a good granddaughter, so it’s just Jen and Sophie holding the fort.We’ve got:The Man Who Stole a Bus because he simply couldn’t be arsed anymoreA brief but devastating update on the Louvre “hot art thieves”And a dip into the unhinged spiritual swamp that is Steven Seagal.Small episode, big chaos. Full-length creep returning Thursday on the patreonAd-free episodes + extra weekly creeps: 👉 https://patreon.com/thecreepdive Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.