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The Fifth Column

Kmele Foster, Michael Moynihan, and Matt Welch
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    Populism for Morons, Journalism for Martyrs (Episode #560)

    03/06/2026 | 1h 36 mins.
    -a dog is on set and Kmele should be wearing a helmet
    -Bernie Sanders wants to collectivize AI
    -The boys bask in the warmth of collectivism
    -Never trust a politician giving something back to “the people”
    -The centrist Democrat goes missing
    -It’s still a Nazi tattoo, goddammit
    -Character is out. Winning is in
    -Andy the Ogre Ogles has thoughts on the gays and Ted Cruz answers the question and keeps walking
    -A few more problems for the Oyster Man from Maine
    -Welch was the victim of a French flag hate crime
    -Speaking of Nazis, let’s talk about Bari Weiss
    -Scott Pelley defends democracy from the new guy and privileged peacocking at CBS
    -Ali Velshi feels weird about America’s birthday
    -Defending America through the Bob Crane story

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    Senator Chris Murphy Wants You to Join a Cult (Members Only #325)

    31/05/2026 | 15 mins.
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    Chris Murphy’s book, Crisis of the Common Good, is out now
    -Murphy opens his book by dunking on his son’s NHL prospects
    -Pitching the common good
    -Trump is not the disease. He’s the symptom
    -Buy more stuff, feel worse, repeat until democracy collapses
    -Kids, phones and the algorithmic hell machine
    -Congress wants to regulate tech. Congress may want to log on first
    -Can In…
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    A Great Nation in Decline Welcomes Australia’s Finest w/ Josh Szeps (Members Only #324)

    29/05/2026 | 18 mins.
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    Be sure to check out Uncomfortable Conversations with Josh Szeps, Australia’s greatest podcaster and interviewer, which apparently counts.
    -90 minutes of Kmele cleaning his glasses
    -Josh is on drugs now
    -RIP Jack Karlson, hero of democracy manifest
    -we will be referring to limp penis throughout this show
    -Erect until the end
    -Kmele doesn’t really know the Beach Boys
    -Who is the best Australian to ever …
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    Ben Rhodes and the Evil Empire State of Mind (#559)

    27/05/2026 | 1h 52 mins.
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    Check out Ben Rhodes new book: All We Say: The Battle for American Identity: A History in 15 Speeches
    -Ben Rhodes, wounded ’90s Knicks fan
    -Are we winning in Iran yet?
    -what should the President do with Iran right now?
    -Sanctions suck, mostly
    -Cuba and the Obama opening
    -Libya and the regime-change trap
    -Kosovo worked-ish
    -Responsibility to protect yourself from over-learning lessons
    -Rhodes wants institutions, not impulse wars
    -Is Ben Rhodes Tucker-adjacent?
    -Soft power, hard questions
    -Navalny didn’t want America’s money
    -When Reagan said “Evil Empire”
    -Reagan also change his mind
    -Moynihan accuses Rhodes of America pessimism
    -Ben says it’s because he loves America
    -Private equity killed the vibes
    -Nostalgia-nomics
    -The left-populist temptation
    -JD Vance talks pretty
    -National identity without a monoculture
    -Ben Franklin and the virtue of doubt
    -Experts are annoying but sometimes useful
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    Why'd You Gag Me, Preet Bharara! (Members Only #323)

    25/05/2026 | 19 mins.
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    The podcast is called Stay Tuned with Preet, and if you find yourself wanting more legal analysis from someone who knows the system from the inside and still has a sense of humor about it.
    -Trump 2.0 & the frictionless DoJ
    -The one thing Jeff Sessions did right
    -Even Bill Barr had his limits
    -Why do smart lawyers follow stupid instructions?
    -You don’t have to win to scare people
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Your weekly rhetorical assault on the on the news cycle, the people who make it, and occasionally ourselves. Kmele Foster (Freethink), Michael Moynihan (Vice), and Matt Welch (Reason) talk and laugh and drink their way to at least quasi-sanity in a world gone mad, often with the aid of clean and articulate guests. Weekly Members Only subscription edition often comes with listener mail and professional-quality (if inappropriate) singing. Analysis. Commentary. Sedition. www.wethefifth.com
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