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- We talk about what the media still gets wrong about Trump, what losing CNN did to him, and why he believes more political violence is coming.
-Kmele sizes Chris up and… is this podcast 10% gay?
-From Fox, to ABC, to CNN
-Did the media make Trump president?
-Celebrity, discontent and everything the media missed
-Being right about what’s wrong
-The duopoly is killing us. DSA isn’t helping.
-Cuomo, Cuomo and Cuomo Crime Time
-Scott Jennings, JD Vance and the rewards of picking a side
-The media discovers capital-T Truth and loses its curiosity
-Trump’s corruption and the limits of whataboutism
-Mario Cuomo should have worn a toga
-Voters don’t want the flaws. They want the disruption.
-There will be more political violence
-Matt Lauer crosses the street to express his condolences
-Broadcasting from the basement and losing an identity
-Illegal immigration and its convenient distortions
-Tucker, Fredo and Mike Tyson
-Kmele can take Joe Rogan. Chris has notes.
-AOC gets savvier; Kmele would prefer an accounting
-I don’t make mistakes anymore. They’re just lies
-COVID couldn’t transcend the culture war
-Midterm Madness
-the first presidential candidates that Matt Welch, Chris Cuomo, and Kmele voted for
-Andrew Cuomo and the outsider problem
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Regime Change: Inside the Imperial Presidency of Donald Trump, co-written with Jonathan Swan, is out now.
-yes, he superglues the gold fixtures in the Oval Office
-Maggie Haberman and her very irritating competitor Jonathan Swan
-Project 2025 and Stephen Miller’s search for lawyers who would get to “yes”
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-Bret Stephens, Mexican?
-Bret’s naked grandmother and the Trotsky/Diego Rivera/Frida Kahlo connection
-The family saga of Stalinists, refugees and Reagan Republicans
-Learning to love America through tap water and cops you don’t have to bribe
-Belgium, a sick little, horrible place
-America, land of late bloomers
-The socialist Sweden Bernie remembers no lon…- -The many sins of fattie John J. Cafaro
-The Moynihan Report will return
-Hand jobs and the intellectual life of West Hollywood
-Release the Welch canceled-songs playlist
-The Iran deal is dead. The war is back.
-Why did Iran blow it up? Why does a dog lick his balls?
-Air power has never toppled a regime
-The anti-globalists discover the Strait of Hormuz
-Israel’s secret Ahmadinejad project
-In partial defense of the late Lindsey Graham
-Politics is gross. Stop loving politicians.
-Fellating is best done behind closed doors
-“There is no they. There is only we. And we usually don’t know what the fuck we’re doing.”
-Midterm Madness comes to Michigan
-Haley Stevens brings a little bit of stick-it-to-’em
-Is this DSA thing real?
-Colorado nominates a man who first killed at seven (he thinks)
-Two fatal ICE shootings in two weeks
-Ann Widdecombe is murdered. Britain shrugs.
-Kmele attempts the Caitlin Clark/data center crossover. It does not land.
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Robert Wright’s new book The God Test: Artificial Intelligence and Our Coming Cosmic Reckoning, is out now (Bookshop | Amazon)
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Your weekly rhetorical assault on the on the news cycle, the people who make it, and occasionally ourselves. Kmele Foster (Freethink), Michael Moynihan (Vice), and Matt Welch (Reason) talk and laugh and drink their way to at least quasi-sanity in a world gone mad, often with the aid of clean and articulate guests. Weekly Members Only subscription edition often comes with listener mail and professional-quality (if inappropriate) singing. Analysis. Commentary. Sedition. www.wethefifth.com
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