Who’s short and spherical with a jaunty hat? Beau Basco! Who sees every clue with a lazy eye? Beau Basco! And who is facing the biggest who-dun-it of their career? Uhhhhh BEAU F. BASCO.
The F stands for “Fuck.”
NTWICS Vol 1: https://open.spotify.com/album/4Oithuobv9nJKIrXAyd2FX?si=Pq1urioWQkW1Jt9tl2iUJQ
DEAD BIRD SONGS: https://www.patreon.com/collection/385604
PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt
MERCH: https://topatoco.com/collections/tsmbt
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Now That’s What I Call Story Vol 1 - Q&A and Preview
The bell is ringing, children! Come inside, children. Hear about our new album: Now That’s What I Call Story - Volume One, children. We talk with Liturgical Director Carl about his musical deeds, children. Plus, children, there is a long-awaited Q&A! Hear us drop the veil and plant Truths in your heart, children.
Children!
NTWICS Vol 1: https://open.spotify.com/album/4Oithuobv9nJKIrXAyd2FX?si=Pq1urioWQkW1Jt9tl2iUJQ
PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt
MERCH: https://topatoco.com/collections/tsmbt
GOODNIGHT MY LOVE BOOK: a.co/d/bFlMta2
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86. The Swollen Mouth of Family
Gums of pink, are gonna stink / Gums of red, are fonts of dread. Teeth are unwelcome in our parish! Yet, hygiene is a virtue. Ohh, we’re complicated—no easy answers in the Story! You must yeeeearn.
Invocation
The Washing of Chalms
Liturgical Reading: “The Swollen Mouth of Family”
Concluding Prayer
Grease unto thee. Be sure to check out the newest video on youtube.com/thestorymustbetold
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175. Gribbies 2
Let the Story reduce you to flesh mulch! Let the Story compress you and your every neighbor into a lovehogpile. Let go and let STORY.
We’re back, BABY, ohhhhhh for a just widdle bit of Story truuuuuth. Get ready for the highest concentration of annoying names any Story has ever held! Uh oh!
DEAD BIRD SONGS: https://www.patreon.com/reidfaylor
PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt
MERCH: https://topatoco.com/collections/tsmbt
GOODNIGHT MY LOVE BOOK: a.co/d/bFlMta2
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37:32
Dead Bird Songs - Chat and Preview
Oooh, children, gather around for Vacation Story School. While the clerg' takes a breather, they gather to discuss and share the first chapter of Brother Reid (Reid Faylor's) audiobook novel: Dead Bird Songs.
If you wanna skip right to the juicy audiobook chapter, go to 22:29, otherwise enjoy our chat about writing, editing, and peeing in pockets.
Subscribe to Reid's novel at www.patreon.com/reidfaylor
Surreal fiction anthology, framed as a church service. Join Brother Reid, Pastor Andrew, and Sister Callista as we worship the Story. Behold the handsomely produced tales of dark humor, freakish sci-fi, and oddly touching literary horror. Hear our greasy prayers! Delight in our healthy psalms, uh huh. Start with any episode—the Story is waiting for you!
The Story is currently on a break. Occasional episodes currently as we work on a FRESH Season 2.
TSMBT is a podcast by Post Everything Productions. All stories (except a few) written by Pastor Andrew and Brother Reid. Production and original music by Carl Schroeder. Instagram: @TSMBTpod, patreon.com/tsmbt