The Therapy Crouch

• This Film Made Her Cancel Her Wedding!

  On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s hangovers, horse dreams, and heartfelt DMs as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch take us through a weekend packed with sushi-fuelled regrets and cinema room retreats.Abbey shares the emotional moment she brought her beloved horse to the house (yes, really), and how a dream came true while Peter snored through the whole thing.We get deep into boxing banter, Deliveroo tricks, and a cauliflower cheese face-off, plus, a listener’s Eat Pray Love-inspired breakup story takes centre stage with mouth foam icks, and one truly iconic fart.From Mandela effect mix-ups to ‘throds’, it’s another classic blend of chaos. Tune in for laughs, love and the perfect roast potato recipe.#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipGoals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• 'She’s Pregnant, Can’t Go And Still Has to Pay?!'

  In this episode of the podcast, Abbey and Pete tackle the complex modern reality of situationships, emotional confusion in friends-with-benefits setups, and hilarious real-life parenting chaos. From navigating grey-area relationships to heated debates about tea-making power plays, and even a shocking hen-do dilemma involving pregnancy and broken friendships. Plus, the couple explore caravan name games, Scouse slang, and the emotional toll of football stardom on young athletes offering heartfelt advice to fans. ⏳ 00:00 – Subscribe & Intro⏳ 00:30 – Situationship Dilemma: Is It Love or Fear?⏳ 04:30 – The Label Debate: Why Are We So Obsessed With It?⏳ 06:45 – Moving In for Convenience, Not Romance⏳ 09:00 – Caravan Games and Ridiculous Names⏳ 11:00 – 'The Shabba' Origin Story⏳ 15:30 – Dead Eyes⏳ 17:00 – The Power Play of Tea-Making⏳ 19:00 – Forgotten Hens & Pregnancy Drama⏳ 23:00 – Football, Fame & Mental ResilienceEmail: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• How Holidays Can Make Or BREAK Your Marriage

  On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take us behind the scenes of their recent holiday adventures, and it’s anything but relaxing!From chaotic airport dashes with fake babies, to battling snoring fits and bonk-blocking kids, the couple break down the highs, lows, and sheer absurdities of travelling as a family.We hear Abbey’s tips for dodging holiday rip-offs (spoiler: it involves a LOT of washing powder), the stress of hosting endless BBQs abroad, and why some holidays can make or break a relationship.Plus, Peter shares an emotional message about the respect young referees deserve, while Abbey opens up about her past flying fears (including a wild hijack scare that definitely wasn’t one...).If you’ve ever struggled with family holidays, travel panic, or packing disasters, this one’s for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• "I Wanted Relationship Counselling at 30,000 Feet!"

  On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get hilariously invasive as Abbey admits to rummaging through Pete’s phone, and not just the inbox, but the junk mail and recently deleted folders too. Privacy? What privacy?From velvet pouches in suitcases to junk folder discoveries, the couple hilariously debate whether snooping is ever justifiable or just a way of life.Abbey and Pete spill on the films that made (and nearly broke) their relationship, what romance actually looks like after ten years, and whether being Hemsworth for a day would really be that bad. Spoiler: Pete’s not convinced.Plus, Abbey gives iconic friendship advice for lifting your besties up, Naomi Campbell strut included, and the great ‘pants vs trousers’ debate returns in a North vs South culture clash you don’t want to miss.⏳ 00:00 – Welcome to Therapy Crouch!⏳ 02:27 – The mid-air meltdown over Javier Bardem⏳ 06:00 – Deep Heat: modern romance?⏳ 10:14 – Who would you be for a day? Miley? Elon? Federer?⏳ 15:06 – Pants vs trousers: North/South chaos⏳ 18:00 – Abbey says goodbye to home (but not horses!)⏳ 22:01 – Abbey’s brutal truth bomb: “You deserve better!”⏳ 24:00 – SNOOP-GATE: What Abbey found in Pete’s suitcase⏳ 25:01 – Pete caught planning a golf trip in secret?!Email: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Erotic Baby Talk Is a Full-Body Ick, I Fake Allergies To Avoid It!

  On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete return with staycation mishaps, cheekbone envy and questionable shopping decisions.Abbey and Peter share their bucket list dreams and respond to your Agony Abs!As always, expect emotional honesty, outrageous overshares, and infectious banter from everyone’s favourite therapy couple.If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit03:10 - Staycations & Baby Grow Blunder06:14 - Cheekbones & Bedbound Binging13:12 - The Underwear Argument of the Century20:25 - Bucket Lists, Communes & Big Dreams34:02 - Weddings, Weird Guests & Snuggly Voice IcksTo contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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