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- On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back as they dive straight into some hilarious home wardrobe malfunctions, missing underwear mysteries, and getting back on the health wagon. Peter reveals why he's ditching the tight Calvins, and the pair debate the age-old question: what makes a glute truly solid?
In the Agony Abs, we tackle a sticky bridesmaid situation where a listener is being asked to pay for everything, and a best man facing an ultimate dilemma after a wild night involving a traffic cone in Prague! Plus, in a workplace AMA, we try to solve a full-blown Secret Santa mystery featuring a can of Lynx Africa and a furious boss!
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00:00 Introduction
03:07 The Great Underwear Mystery
05:51 Getting On The Health Wagon
09:28 Bridesmaid Fees Breakdown
13:17 The Prague Traffic Cone Incident
16:17 AMA: The Lynx Africa Secret Santa Scandal
21:40 Paintball Revenge Stories
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Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. - On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are back in the UK—squatting in their own garage amidst full-blown house renovation chaos! The sun is shining, the garden veg is thriving, but Pete’s weekly whine is off to a rocky start thanks to hay fever, pond-side seating, and heatwaves.
Pete opens up about getting stitched up in the Hamptons when he traded doing his famous robot dance for making Abbey sing Lady Gaga’s Shallow completely sober in front of 200 people! Meanwhile, the guys discuss restaurant etiquette—specifically, whether you’ve ever had the guts to send a bottle of wine back after a sommelier incident involving sulfur notes and raw cabbage.
In this week's Weekly Whines, we hear from a listener worried he’s turning "too femme" for his wife after getting the ICK for sunbathing face down, ordering a 'Pink Innocence' mocktail in a massive fishbowl, and getting heavily into yoga and meditation.
Plus, Abbey and Pete kick off their epic 90s vs 2020s Nostalgia Battle! From Panda Pops vs Prime, WKD & Bacardi Breezers vs Espresso Martinis, to Gladiators vs Love Island, and buying physical CDs vs hijacking each other's Spotify accounts—we settle what was truly elite.
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00:00 Introduction & Garage Life
02:55 Hamptons Karaoke Embarrassment
08:37 Sending Wine Back: Cabbage & Sewage
10:37 ChatGPT & AI Diet Plans
14:45 Weekly Whine: The "Pink Innocence" Ick
22:15 House Renovations & TV Wall Disputes
26:05 US vs UK Tipping Culture 28:07 America's Plastic Problem
31:32 90s vs 2020s: Panda Pops vs Prime
33:29 Pete’s Isle of Wight Dance Competition Lie
36:54 90s vs 2020s: Breezers, WKD & 0% Lagers
43:09 Gladiators vs Love Island
45:03 CDs & Lyric Booklets vs Spotify
47:59 Abbey's Portugal "Leaking" Incident
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Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. - On today's AMA episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back answering your questions, and as always, the conversation heads in some very unexpected directions.
From Peter looking back on his experience at the World Cup Final and the chaos of the half-time show, to a chat about celebrity encounters, family life and some surprisingly competitive households, there's plenty of laughs along the way. The pair also dive into your questions on AI, whether technology is making life easier or a little bit scarier, before somehow ending up discussing relationships, keeping the spark alive and some very questionable bedroom advice.
As always, nothing is off limits in this week's AMA, with honest opinions, ridiculous stories and plenty of classic Therapy Crouch chaos.
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00:00 Introduction
00:40 World Cup Final Debrief
03:20 The Half-Time Show
05:10 Behind The Scenes Stories
09:30 Sponsor Break
10:36 Celebrity Encounters & TV
13:30 Biggest Life Achievements
15:10 Competitive Families
17:20 Is AI Taking Over?
18:30 Modern Relationships
21:15 Keeping The Spark Alive
23:50 Listener Questions & Final Laughs
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Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. - On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined for another hilarious chat as they dive into the emotional rollercoaster of parenting, from the kids' dramatic new haircuts to realising they're picking up more Scouse than ever before.
The gang also discuss bizarre sleep talking, Peter opens up about dealing with nasal polyps during his football career, and the surprising realities of being best man at a wedding. Later on, the conversation turns to smart homes, whether technology is making family life easier or harder, and the culture shocks of travelling around America, from enormous food portions to tipping etiquette.
As always, there's plenty of laughs, relatable parenting moments and honest conversations along the way.
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00:00 Introduction
02:20 The Kids' New Haircuts
10:50 They've Gone Full Scouse
17:00 Sleep Talking Confessions
18:15 Peter Opens Up About Polyps
24:40 Why Being Best Man Is So Hard
32:05 Are Smart Homes Worth It?
34:00 Kids, Phones & Old School Games
38:30 American Culture Shocks
40:55 US Food Portions & Tipping Debate
53:30 What We'll Talk About Next Week
To contact us:
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For more from Peter
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Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Abbey Calls Out Peter's Labour Behaviour, Naked Mishaps and Are Men More Vain Than Women?
23/07/2026 | 12 mins.On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in New York for another chaotic Ask Me Anything, and this week's questions spark conversations that go absolutely everywhere.
The pair kick things off by joking about being reunited after travelling, with Abbey admitting she's officially decided she can't cope with single parenting, while Peter cheekily negotiates a "week on, week off" arrangement.
One listener asks Abbey for advice ahead of giving birth, leading to an honest chat about their own labour experiences, planned inductions, epidurals and the one thing Peter kept doing that drove Abbey absolutely mad while she was stuck in hospital. Peter also attempts to explain oxytocin... with predictably disastrous results.
Elsewhere, the pair react to one of the funniest listener confessions yet, involving a very drunk son, the wrong bedroom and an unforgettable wake-up call that had everyone in stitches.
Plus, Abbey and Peter weigh in on whether having loads of mirrors in your bedroom is a genuine relationship red flag, debate whether men are actually more vain than women, and Abbey exposes Peter's bizarre habit of practising his golf swing completely naked after getting out of the shower.
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00:00 - Welcome back to another NYC Ask Me Anything
00:35 - Abbey admits she doesn't want to be a single parent
01:02 - Peter jokes about week-on, week-off parenting
01:38 - Listener asks Abbey for labour and birth advice
02:20 - C-section vs natural birth and preparing for labour
02:52 - Peter completely misunderstands oxytocin
03:24 - Did Peter help... or annoy Abbey during labour?
03:40 - Why all of their births were carefully planned
04:12 - Abbey explains why football dictated delivery dates
04:34 - Peter's biggest labour wind-up revealed
05:06 - Nando's, pizza and making a starving Abbey jealous
05:28 - Peter praises Abbey after giving birth
06:12 - Would Abbey have another baby?
06:34 - Sienna Miller, older mums and Rice Krispies jokes
06:46 - Listener's hilarious drunk son confession
07:05 - Climbing into mum's bed completely naked
07:32 - The missing phone makes the story even worse
08:13 - Abbey and Peter react to the unbelievable confession
08:52 - Is having loads of bedroom mirrors a red flag?
09:18 - How long is too long to stare at yourself?
09:46 - Abbey admits her brother loves his reflection
10:10 - Are men actually more vain than women?
10:41 - Love Island, gym culture and mirror habits
11:00 - Peter's hilarious opinion of himself
11:15 - Abbey exposes Peter's naked golf swing routine
To contact us:
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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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