The Therapy Crouch

• Are Workplace Romances Harmless Fun or Career-Ending Mistakes?!

  On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything where no question is too awkward. From listeners’ most embarrassing school moments (including tissue mishaps and running disasters) to heated debates on whether you’d rather give up sex or booze, nothing is off-limits. The pair share candid stories about commando days, cat pee chaos, and workplace romances gone wrong.There’s also a sneaky challenge running throughout the episode as Pete and producer Ross try to name as many animals as possible without Abbey catching on. Add in big relationship topics like couples therapy, never-ending household arguments, and the hilarious realities of marriage, and you’ve got an episode packed with brutal honesty, belly laughs, and total chaos.00:00 – Intro00:25 – We’re playing a little game today…00:53 – Abbey and Pete on sports, kids, and tennis rivalries04:53 – Most embarrassing school memories revealed (tissue boobs, commando, wetting it on track)10:05 – Abbey’s school tights trick and going commando10:22 – The cat pee nightmare: curtains, carpets, and chaos13:00 – Listener dilemma: Shamu the whale in the bath15:20 – Should EVERY couple try therapy—even happy ones?19:07 – The animal-naming game goes off the rails19:34 – Back to school: which subjects would Pete & Abbey smash or fail?26:07 – The boss crush question—promotion or passion?30:20 – Would you rather give up booze or sex?31:59 – Couples arguing about the same things forever—how to copeEmail: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Back to School Chaos: Timetables, Tantrums & Total Exhaustion

  On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive into the chaos and comedy of back-to-school season.From bedtime routines, uniform shopping, and chaotic school runs to WhatsApp mum groups, playground politics, and the dreaded parents’ evenings, Abbey and Peter share the highs, lows, and hilarious mishaps of family life.They also reflect on media headlines about their relationship, debate whether men should be “good” at bowling, and tackle your Agony Abs dilemmas—including the challenges of a 16-year age gap relationship and whether perfectionism is ruining family hosting.With plenty of laughs, heartfelt confessions, and back-to-school wisdom, this episode has it all.00:02:00 – Parents secretly relieved kids are back at school00:03:10 – Media headlines about Abbey & Peter’s “marriage troubles”00:06:30 – Abbey’s “Weekly Whine” about TV takeovers00:10:20 – Abbey’s dream to be cast in a Scouse drama00:15:30 – Bowling icks and Peter’s footballer bowling memories00:21:00 – Peter’s new catchphrase: “That’s just what I do”00:23:00 – Listener Scott on “being comfortable” in marriage00:28:30 – Abbey’s back-to-school prep obsession00:32:00 – School run glam vs. pyjama drop-offs00:40:00 – Playground politics and parents falling out00:44:00 – Abbey’s words of encouragement for back-to-school families00:51:00 – Agony Abs: dating a partner 16 years youngerEmail: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• When The Butterflies FADE… Does Long Term Love Lose It’s “Early Days” Excitement?

  On this week’s Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are back with another batch of your dilemmas and confessions. From the struggles of life after sport and breakups that cut deep, to navigating big career changes and whether it’s ever okay for kids to sit on iPads during a football match, nothing is off-limits.Abbey opens up about her hair recovery journey after a salon disaster, while Peter gives his no-nonsense take on love, regret, and why the honeymoon butterflies don’t last forever. There’s also chat about their trip to see Oasis in Dublin, parenting two kids under two, and even a heated debate on Adidas vs Salomon.Expect hilarious tangents, unfiltered honesty, and surprisingly wise advice from the couple who prove that love, laughter and the odd eye-roll go hand in hand.If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast – find our email below!00:00 – Intro00:27 – Abbey & Peter on Oasis in Dublin with Sophia04:47 – A retired athlete writes in about heartbreak and loneliness09:35 – Where to eat and party in Liverpool12:28 – A listener asks: do we love people or who we become with them?15:48 – Why humour and honesty keep Abbey & Peter’s love strong20:05 – The great debate: kids on iPads at football matches25:16 – A listener faces a massive career change after 27 years28:00 – From investment banking to OnlyFans…28:17 – Abbey’s five-hour hair disaster and recovery journey31:11 – Parenting chaos: coping with two kids under two34:52 – Adidas vs SalomonEmail: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• “She’s Younger Than Me!” – The Awkward Truth About Dad’s New Girlfriend…

  On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter reveals his brand-new obsession that’s taken over his life—and it’s not football. Abbey fills us in on the family’s holiday, from chaotic poolside flamingo inflatables to witnessing the magical hatching of baby turtles on the beach.Things get heated when Abbey nearly adopts a stray dog, much to Pete’s horror, and they relive a night out with a Netflix magician who pulled off the most mind-bending tricks they’ve ever seen.The pair dive into your emails too—covering postcode pride, wedding guest dramas, and schoolyard beefs that never die. In the Agony Abs, Abbey and Pete offer their brutally honest advice to a listener whose boyfriend just can’t stop looking at other women, plus one whose dad is dating a woman younger than them.And with back-to-school chaos looming, Abbey shares the reality of six suitcases’ worth of washing, labels, and a million pencil cases.If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast – find our email below!00:00 – Intro00:24 – Abbey introduces the episode with holiday gossip02:13 – Pete reveals he almost chose tennis over football as a kid03:43 – Abbey and Pete’s night out with a Netflix magician07:34 – Audience email: the UK’s “most desirable postcodes” game11:02 – First Everton match12:08 – Listener story: banning nightmare guests from weddings13:31 – “Your mum is fat” schoolyard beef story17:26 – The family’s dreamy (but chaotic) holiday recap22:33 – Witnessing baby turtles hatching on the beach25:04 – The stray dog Abbey wanted to adopt41:11 – Agony Abs: partner caught checking out other womenEmail: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• This One Mistake Will Put You in the Doghouse INSTANTLY!

  On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into more of your juiciest dilemmas and most awkward confessions.From disastrous dating stories (including a man who carries his own cutlery to dinner!) to navigating relationship privacy when screenshots of arguments get leaked, the pair give their unfiltered takes with their usual mix of honesty and humour.Abbey and Pete also tackle questions on whether couples get too comfortable, if scheduling ‘quality time’ is actually romantic or clinical, and the perils of fancying another parent in the school WhatsApp group.Alongside all the laughter, there are genuine pieces of advice on love, friendship, and keeping the spark alive in long-term relationships. Expect plenty of bickering, banter, and unexpected wisdom in another candid AMA.00:24 – Introduction to the AMA episode.05:22 – A shocking dating dilemma: the man who brought his own cutlery.08:23 – A listener’s text gets leaked to the wrong person—relationship boundaries exposed.12:43 – Feeling left behind at 34 while friends settle down.14:14 – Should you fall for your housemate who’s also your best mate’s ex?18:24 – Do couples get too comfortable with each other over time?20:43 – Sleeping in separate beds—relationship killer or sleep saver?23:18 – Scheduled s*x: lifesaver for busy couples or passion destroyer?26:24 – Why affection outside the bedroom matters more than you think.26:43 – Flirting in the school parents WhatsApp group—dangerous territory?29:33 – Wrapping upEmail: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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