“She Said I Looked Pregnant… I’m Not” Best Agony Abs of 2025!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s the best of the Agony Abs and chaos is absolutely guaranteed. Peter and Abbey dive into your juiciest, most unhinged, and totally relatable dilemmas—from the stepmum who feels more invisible than the family dog on Mother’s Day, to the mystery of the man ordering used weird packages to someone else’s house... There’s a wedding invitation snub that has everyone questioning if they're the “complete knob,” a bizarre obsession with oldish knickers, and the boyfriend who turns into a Teletubby in bed. 🛌No topic is off-limits in this chaotic compilation of listener confessions! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Therapy Crouch After Dark: “Never EVER say that again!”
“Don’t ever say that again” 😂On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re deep into the chaos of night-time podcasting. Wine-fuelled tangents, saucy listener dilemmas, and a fiery debate over the word ‘ejaculate’ (yes, really).Abbey and Peter bring the After Dark vibes as they go off-script with late-night energy and answer some of your wildest questions to date.Abbey gives a shoutout to her favourite Scouse actors, Pete reflects on sporting superstitions, and together they try to unpack when teasing becomes toxic in relationships (we’re looking at you, dog lead Christmas gift...).Expect unfiltered opinions, questionable analogies, and hysterical oversharing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Peter Crouch: “I don’t know why I’m with you!”
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch serve up a hilarious debrief from a dramatic paddle tournament weekend. Peter attempts to defend his “Loser’s Cup” victory while Abbey is questioning whether she's accidentally married a Europa Conference-level athlete.Abbey is mistaken for her friend mother (ouch), we have a deep dive into Abbey’s orthopedic pillow obsession, and a full-blown rant about gluten-free trends, allergy confusion, and cheeky sausage roll slip-ups. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Should You Warn Your Ex’s New Girlfriend? Best AMAs of 2025!
On this special compilation episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re serving up the absolute best bits from your wildest Ask Me Anything submissions of 2025 so far.From secret locks on ensuite toilets to the mystery of the 'work husband' sending bath salts, Abbey and Pete dive headfirst into your messiest dilemmas, juiciest relationship questions, and most bizarre personal habits.Expect pathological liars, sexy-time scheduling debates, and a truly unhinged rat vs. frog facial theory (yes, really). 00:00 - Best of 2025!01:00 – Should I warn his new girlfriend?02:30 – Rat vs. frog: Which face are you?04:20 – He locks the ensuite. Do I break in?09:30 – Caravan car game11:40 – My girlfriend has a flirty work husband13:12 – I'm pregnant. Still being charged for hen do15:12 – Is our sex life over already?19:57 –My wife is a fun-sponge!22:57 – I snooped… and found a velvet pouch26:08 – Is life over at 30?!27:45 – Should I tell my wife about this golf trip?32:35 – Keep sending in your questions!#TheTherapyCrouch #AskMeAnything #RelationshipDrama Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Peter Crouch: "Abbey Thought I Was Dead!" 😂
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the summer may be trying to break through but Abbey and Peter are bringing the heat with some seriously chaotic stories.From Abbey’s dream horse bath to Peter’s unexpected coaching stint alongside Ray Winstone, it’s an episode full of unexpected turns.Abbey recounts a near-death moment for a baby pigeon, while Pete relives the madness of his latest live football watchalong, complete with audience roastings, dodgy knees, and substitute teacher vibes.A surprise rant about snoring silence, pillow theft warfare and the couple’s ongoing beef with “jobsworths” who just can’t crack a smile. 🐴 BBQs, baby pigeons, and snore-gate, this one’s got it all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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