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    "You’re Skipping Our Anniversary?!” Peter & Abbey Debate GTA & Wild Gamer Obsessions | AMA

    08/10/2026 | 23 mins.
    We're back in the barn for another Therapy Crouch AMA!

    Abbey and Pete kick things off unpacking Abbey’s marathon seven-hour phone calls investigating whether Noah’s Ark has actually been uncovered and why you shouldn't touch an alien. Pete also reveals why he’s forced to hide in the kids' bedrooms just to get half an hour of peace, only to be accused of leading a double life over some simple morning doorway stretches.

    The great gaming debate takes centre stage as Pete admits the moment his gaming career was brutally cut short after locking Abbey outside in the cold for two hours while wearing a headset. This leads into an unforgettable listener debate on whether it's ever acceptable to cancel a 15-year wedding anniversary dinner just to play the biggest video game release of the decade.

    Elsewhere, we hear about disastrous Pilates attempts on the reformer, the agony of pulled adductors, and a stomach-churning AMA straight from the dance floor of an Ibiza beach club involving frozen margaritas and very questionable hygiene.

    Submit your questions for the next AMA here!
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    00:00 - Indian Summer & Noah's Ark
    01:48 - Abbey's Alien Conspiracy Theories
    04:35 - Pete's Bedroom Escape Tactics
    05:42 - ChatGPT Tarot Card Readings
    07:13 - Agony Abs: The Sticky Ibiza Dance Floor
    08:43 - Ron Burgundy & Inbetweeners Nostalgia
    10:35 - Agony Abs: The Humiliating Couples Pilates Bet
    12:20 - Pete’s Diplodocus Back Stretches
    14:18 - Abbey Accuses Pete of Having an Affair
    15:34 - Agony Abs: Cancelling Our Anniversary for GTA?
    17:21 - The Ultimate Gaming vs Relationship Debate
    20:33 - Abbey's Secret Addiction to Mobile Games
    21:05 - The Day Pete Locked Abbey Out for Call of Duty
    22:34 - Retro Gaming & Donkey Kong Memories

    To contact us:
    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch
    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

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  • The Therapy Crouch

    How To Distract Your Wife To Get What You Want & The Human Chin Rest Dilemma!

    06/10/2026 | 54 mins.
    We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch!

    This week, Abbey is giving Pete’s face a full MOT (flaming wax balls included), while Pete defends his pool-side grunting while lifting 5kg pink dumbbells. The pair also debate the irresistible male urge to give a "happy slap" when walking past your partner, the perils of the "sweaty chin rest" hug, and Abbey’s pregnant school run delayed by a curry chip barm.

    We’re also settling the ultimate UK debate: The World Cup of North vs. South! From Greggs vs. Gail’s to The Beatles vs. The Rolling Stones, battle lines are drawn.

    Plus, Pete shares his "subtle art of distraction" for getting his dream golf hole past Abbey. We hear about the kids meeting Lamine Yamal, the England squad and Agony Abs tackles a chilling turf war over a fridge's ice dispenser.

    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit

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    00:00 Intro & Skincare Routines
    03:09 Harvest Festival & Supermarket Food Banks
    05:01 The Pink Hat & House Renovations
    07:48 Attempting Different Accents
    10:52 The "Golf Hole" & Art of Distraction
    14:22 Gym Grunts
    16:33 The "Chin Rest" Relationship Dilemma
    24:42 Hilarious AI Cover Songs
    25:10 North vs. South Debate: Greggs vs. Gail's
    28:16 North vs. South Debate: Tea vs. Dinner
    29:59 North vs. South Debate: Chippy Tea & Curry Sauce
    32:42 Meeting Lamine Yamal & Harry Kane
    36:38 North vs. South Debate: The Beatles vs. The Rolling Stones
    40:21 North vs. South Debate: Big Nights Out
    43:45 North vs. South Debate: Sunday Roasts & Gravy
    46:55 European Nights at Anfield
    49:21 Kitten Heels & Stretchy Fashion
    50:37 The Fridge Ice Dispenser Argument

    To contact us:
    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch
    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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    “You Can Shove Your Romance!” Peter and Abbey Crouch React to Wild Listener Questions

    01/10/2026 | 24 mins.
    Welcome back to a special Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch!

    This week, Abbey, Peter, and Gaz are recording in style from London’s Corinthia Hotel. The gang kick things off with a debate over spa days, why Abbey would rather see the coving guy than go on date night, hungover spooning styles, and an awkward run-in with Frank Skinner.

    Then it’s straight into listener dilemmas: Pete faces an impossible round of "Marry, Shag, Avoid", the group build a playlist out of their own names, and a listener writes in with a massive family feud over naming their baby after a grandparent "Mildred".

    Plus, Abbey and Pete put £1,000 on the line for charity in a heated VAR playback bet!

    00:00 Welcome to the Corinthia Hotel AMA!
    01:09 Date Night Rejections & Abbey’s Coving Obsession
    03:24 Ice Cube Snobs & Weekly Whines
    05:04 The Spooning Debate: Jetpack Joe & Mountain Bikes
    07:22 Frank Skinner Encounters & Awkward Stare-Offs
    09:47 Listener Question: Marry, Shag, Avoid
    13:28 The Alphabet Name Music Game (Prince, Phil Collins & Bob Sinclar)
    16:29 Agony Abs: The "Mildred" Baby Name Dilemma
    18:40 VAR REPLAY POINT!
    19:27 The £100 Charity Bet
    19:57 Tall Kid Names & Why We’re Losing the Name "Gary"
    23:42 Wrap Up & Final Thoughts

    To contact us:
    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch
    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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  • The Therapy Crouch

    Wayne & Coleen Rooney on 18 Years Together, Family & The Truth About Abbey’s Past!

    29/09/2026 | 44 mins.
    Welcome back to a very special episode of The Therapy Crouch!

    This week, Abbey and Peter are joined by the iconic Coleen and Wayne Rooney! From growing up together in Liverpool and navigating massive media storms as teenagers, to raising four football-mad boys and filming their brand-new Disney+ series The Real Rooneys, Wayne and Coleen hold nothing back.

    Wayne opens up about the emotional wobble of stepping away from management, why he snubbed Washington DC (and stole Pete’s transfer!), and getting lost in disguise at Glastonbury. Plus, childhood secrets are revealed, including the time Wayne threw a McDonald's milkshake at Abbey and the gang help a listener facing a safeguarding crisis over a rogue nursery game of "The Shabba"!

    00:32 Intro & Filming the Family Show: Adjusting to cameras in the house
    03:52 Growing Up in the Spotlight: Dealing with early fame at 16
    05:08 Kai's GCSE Results & Testing His Spanish on Taxi Drivers
    07:30 Diabolical Noughties Press & Framed Tabloid Headlines
    09:03 Wayne's Career Wobble: Finding a new routine after management
    11:30 Academy Football Reality: Dealing with getting released from Everton
    13:42 Match of the Day Pressures & Reviewing the World Cup Halftime Show
    17:51 Fashion Crimes: Gianni Infantino's trainers & the socks-down trend
    19:19 Coleen's Primark Collaboration & Balancing Work with Motherhood
    21:13 The Silent Treatment & Wayne's Infamous Scottish Golf Trip
    23:39 Returning to Management & School Bag Chaos in the Boot
    27:21 No More Babies: Wayne Gets the Snip
    29:15 Keeping it Grounded: Two Kids from Croxteth
    32:03 Listener Q: How to Spend a Day Not Being Famous
    34:45 Matching Christmas Pyjamas & Ruining Karaoke in Washington DC
    37:44 Agony Aunt: A Nursery "Shabble" Safeguarding Crisis
    41:02 Listener Q: Ibiza Mini-Moons & Sleeping for 24 Hours in Vegas

    To contact us:
    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch
    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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    “That Is Unforgivable!” Abbey & Peter Tackle Shocking Wedding Drama & Affair Secrets.

    24/09/2026 | 25 mins.
    This week, Abbey, Peter, and Gaz are tackling your wildest listener dilemmas and questions! From Gaz’s terrifying sleep paralysis and Abbey's bizarre tap water theories to whether you can ever forgive a best friend using you as an affair cover-up, nothing is off the table.

    Plus, Abbey and Pete weigh in on the ultimate wedding sin: What to do when your mother-in-law buys a white dress for your big day.

    Submit your questions for the next AMA here!
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true

    00:00 Welcome to the Therapy Crouch AMA!
    00:45 Gaz’s Sleep Paralysis & Pete’s Hormone Theories
    04:20 Pete & Abbey’s Sleeping Habits
    07:35 Weekly Whines: Pete’s England vs Spain Tickets
    09:59 Question 1: Mother-in-Law Wearing White to the Wedding?!
    12:00 Ivory, Rhino Horns & Keratin Debate
    14:24 Listener Love: Coping with Separation Anxiety
    16:55 Question 2: Breaking Up with a Friend After Affair Cover-Up
    20:06 Question 3: Scoring a Sunday League Worldie with No Cameras
    21:05 Pete’s Lost Bicycle Kicks & CCTV Trick Shots
    24:05 Wrap Up & Final Thoughts

    To contact us:
    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch
    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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About The Therapy Crouch
Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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