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- On this Ask Me Anything, Pete and Abbey are back tackling your wild Ask Me Anything dilemmas, from university pranks taken to sickening extremes to Pete getting completely stitched up with Deep Heat in the Stoke City changing rooms. Plus, Abbey exposes Pete's questionable choice of romantic bedroom music and the horrors of getting hammered together on date night.
In this episode, the debate turns to relationship red flags when a listener asks how to save a best mate whose partner is alienating everyone, leaving Pete and Abbey to discuss whether you should ever tell a friend you hate their other half.
We also tackle the return from an epic bedroom dry spell, how to rebuild confidence when things get awkward, and Abbey’s horror at Pete’s seduction tactics.
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00:00 - Barn Banter & Where Is Gaz?
01:00 - The University Kahoot Prank
03:26 - A Step Too Far: Pete & Abbey React
05:14 - Pete's Stoke Changing Room Bullying
06:26 - Dilemma: We Dislike Our Friend's Partner
08:32 - How To Tell A Friend You Hate Their Fella
10:28 - Recovering From A Major Dry Spell
12:05 - Rebuilding Confidence & Post-Baby Bodies
3:17 - Pete & Abbey's Cinema Date Night
14:22 - Running Playlists & Dad Rock Debates
16:16 - Pete's "Bonk Beat" Bedroom Anthems
17:40 - Alexa, Get Crouchy In The Mood
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Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. - We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch!
Pete and Abbey unpack their scenic escape to Norway, surviving endless glasses of "bitch juice," and why Pete's post-golf hosting habits leave Abbey freezing in a house without furniture. Between Abbey attempting to cure a brutal hangover with raw sardines and Pete sleeping with a giant turkey-shaped ostrich pillow on his head, domestic harmony is truly hanging by a thread.
The team break down the sheer chaos of half-term parenting, navigating four kids with zero overlapping interests, and the extreme parental lies used to keep the peace. Pete reveals why he abandoned Abbey mid-fall during a high-stakes game of 40-40 in the garden, while the pair make another high-stakes charity bet on whether they can survive the holidays completely sober.
Plus, an incredible lineup of listener dilemmas in Weekly Wines and Agony Abs: from living with a flatmate who commentates every domestic chore like David Attenborough, to a blind date that goes horribly wrong when the woman opposite turns out to be the local waxing specialist. Finally, the gang tackle a truly cursed, wide-eyed horse painting that's destroying one listener’s living room walls.
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00:00 - Back From Norway & The Ostrich Pillow
04:40 - Bitch Juice & 20 Bottles of Wine
09:35 - Pete’s Golf Mates Invade The Rental
11:05 - The Sardine Hangover Cure & Kebabs
12:35 - Weekly Wine: The Housemate Narrator
15:18 - Best Friend Marriages & Watching Paint Dry
19:05 - Blind Date With The Waxing Clinic Doctor
22:20 - Half-Term Chaos & Summer Holiday Debates
23:26 - Bunking Pilates For Dim Sum & China Trips
29:03 - The Tree Swing & Pete’s 40-40 Betrayal
32:26 - Classic Lies Parents Tell Their Kids
35:46 - The Half-Term Dry Charity Bet
37:31 - Agony Abs: "You Can Taste The Effort"
42:50 - Rihanna Ringtone Disasters
44:33 - The Terrifying Horse Painting Dilemma
To contact us:
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Ep:197
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. - On this AMA episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete and Abbey are back tackling your most pressing questions, starting with Pete awkwardly explaining why Abbey didn't get an enthusiastic invite to his upcoming podcast awards night. Between wardrobe disputes and chaotic rental living, the pair unpack the unfiltered reality of marriage when life gets messy.
The debate moves straight into home renovations and whether living amongst dust, storage units, and builders at 7am completely destroys romance—with Abbey giving a brutally honest answer on what happens to the bedroom spark. Plus, the two go head-to-head on who is truly reckless with money: Pete's massive fun budgets or Abbey's uncompromising obsession with luxury kitchen ovens.
Elsewhere, Pete and Abbey look back at their vow renewal on a private island, debate taking on The Traitors or Celebrity SAS, and sort out what Pete should wear to pick up an award.
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00:00 - Pete's "Un-Invite" to the Awards
01:46 - Can Pete Win Without Abbey?
03:45 - Pete & Abbey on The Traitors?
05:20 - Celebrity SAS & Wayne Bridge
06:43 - TV Show Betrayals
07:06 - Topless Island Vow Renewal
09:00 - Counting Down to 20 Years
09:42 - Renovation Blues & Greg the Builder
10:13 - Did the Building Site Kill the Spark?
11:00 - Living Out of Storage Boxes
11:58 - Who's More Reckless With Money?
12:51 - Clothes Shopping vs. £8K on Guinness
13:22 - Abbey's Dream Kitchen & Meal Inspo
14:22 - Pete's Black-Tie Dilemma
To contact us:
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Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. “Only 20 Summers Left?!” Abbey & Pete Tackle Ageing Fears, Tech Neck & Gold Diggers
13/10/2026 | 47 mins.We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch!
This week, Pete and Abbey dive into the sobering realisation of getting older, from realising we only have "20 summers left" to Pete officially banning Abbey from his car after driveway parking chaos and a trashed centre console. Plus, Gaz reveals the time he wore skin-tight long johns into an office job for weeks on end.
The gang explore how our habits evolve with age, debating tech neck, whether looking through Country Living magazine is the ultimate sign of middle age, and why Abbey refused to let Pete attend the new house meeting.
We also look back at Abbey's school days drawing fake Calvin Klein logos on her clothes, Pete's dream year at Liverpool, and tackle an Agony Ab dilemma from a man who pretended to be broke on date one and has now trapped himself in a "prison of thrift" at Wetherspoons.
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00:00 - Back in the Barn & Dalek Chairs
02:13 - The 20 Summers Left Panic
04:10 - Do You Fancy Older People?
06:22 - Pete's Questionable Early Fashion
07:46 - Wearing Long Johns To Work
09:21 - Writing Letters Over Parking Fines
12:25 - Tech Neck & The Phone Finger
16:08 - Why Pete Is Banned From Abbey's Car
18:52 - What’s in Abbey’s Centre Console?
33:38 - Hand-Drawn Calvin Kleins & First Dates
36:05 - Time Travel & Woodstock
38:56 - Pete's Liverpool Peak Year
41:35 - Agony Abs: My Girlfriend's Sound Bath Cult
46:21 - Agony Abs: Trapped in a Prison of Thrift
48:40 - Dad’s Polite AI Texts
To contact us:
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Ep:196
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information."You’re Skipping Our Anniversary?!” Peter & Abbey Debate GTA & Wild Gamer Obsessions | AMA
08/10/2026 | 23 mins.We're back in the barn for another Therapy Crouch AMA!
Abbey and Pete kick things off unpacking Abbey’s marathon seven-hour phone calls investigating whether Noah’s Ark has actually been uncovered and why you shouldn't touch an alien. Pete also reveals why he’s forced to hide in the kids' bedrooms just to get half an hour of peace, only to be accused of leading a double life over some simple morning doorway stretches.
The great gaming debate takes centre stage as Pete admits the moment his gaming career was brutally cut short after locking Abbey outside in the cold for two hours while wearing a headset. This leads into an unforgettable listener debate on whether it's ever acceptable to cancel a 15-year wedding anniversary dinner just to play the biggest video game release of the decade.
Elsewhere, we hear about disastrous Pilates attempts on the reformer, the agony of pulled adductors, and a stomach-churning AMA straight from the dance floor of an Ibiza beach club involving frozen margaritas and very questionable hygiene.
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00:00 - Indian Summer & Noah's Ark
01:48 - Abbey's Alien Conspiracy Theories
04:35 - Pete's Bedroom Escape Tactics
05:42 - ChatGPT Tarot Card Readings
07:13 - Agony Abs: The Sticky Ibiza Dance Floor
08:43 - Ron Burgundy & Inbetweeners Nostalgia
10:35 - Agony Abs: The Humiliating Couples Pilates Bet
12:20 - Pete’s Diplodocus Back Stretches
14:18 - Abbey Accuses Pete of Having an Affair
15:34 - Agony Abs: Cancelling Our Anniversary for GTA?
17:21 - The Ultimate Gaming vs Relationship Debate
20:33 - Abbey's Secret Addiction to Mobile Games
21:05 - The Day Pete Locked Abbey Out for Call of Duty
22:34 - Retro Gaming & Donkey Kong Memories
To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
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For more from Abbey
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Our clips channel
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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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