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    Abbey Calls Out Peter's Labour Behaviour, Naked Mishaps and Are Men More Vain Than Women?

    23/07/2026 | 12 mins.
    On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in New York for another chaotic Ask Me Anything, and this week's questions spark conversations that go absolutely everywhere.

    The pair kick things off by joking about being reunited after travelling, with Abbey admitting she's officially decided she can't cope with single parenting, while Peter cheekily negotiates a "week on, week off" arrangement.

    One listener asks Abbey for advice ahead of giving birth, leading to an honest chat about their own labour experiences, planned inductions, epidurals and the one thing Peter kept doing that drove Abbey absolutely mad while she was stuck in hospital. Peter also attempts to explain oxytocin... with predictably disastrous results.

    Elsewhere, the pair react to one of the funniest listener confessions yet, involving a very drunk son, the wrong bedroom and an unforgettable wake-up call that had everyone in stitches.

    Plus, Abbey and Peter weigh in on whether having loads of mirrors in your bedroom is a genuine relationship red flag, debate whether men are actually more vain than women, and Abbey exposes Peter's bizarre habit of practising his golf swing completely naked after getting out of the shower.

    If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below:

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD...

    00:00 - Welcome back to another NYC Ask Me Anything
    00:35 - Abbey admits she doesn't want to be a single parent
    01:02 - Peter jokes about week-on, week-off parenting
    01:38 - Listener asks Abbey for labour and birth advice
    02:20 - C-section vs natural birth and preparing for labour
    02:52 - Peter completely misunderstands oxytocin
    03:24 - Did Peter help... or annoy Abbey during labour?
    03:40 - Why all of their births were carefully planned
    04:12 - Abbey explains why football dictated delivery dates
    04:34 - Peter's biggest labour wind-up revealed
    05:06 - Nando's, pizza and making a starving Abbey jealous
    05:28 - Peter praises Abbey after giving birth
    06:12 - Would Abbey have another baby?
    06:34 - Sienna Miller, older mums and Rice Krispies jokes
    06:46 - Listener's hilarious drunk son confession
    07:05 - Climbing into mum's bed completely naked
    07:32 - The missing phone makes the story even worse
    08:13 - Abbey and Peter react to the unbelievable confession
    08:52 - Is having loads of bedroom mirrors a red flag?
    09:18 - How long is too long to stare at yourself?
    09:46 - Abbey admits her brother loves his reflection
    10:10 - Are men actually more vain than women?
    10:41 - Love Island, gym culture and mirror habits
    11:00 - Peter's hilarious opinion of himself
    11:15 - Abbey exposes Peter's naked golf swing routine

    To contact us:

    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
    Instagram:

    / thetherapycrouchpodcast

    TikTok:

    / thetherapycrouch

    Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter

    / petercrouch

    For more from Abbey

    / abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel

    / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy
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    Abbey & Peter REUNITE In New York! Airport Mistake, Matt Healy Tattoo & An UNFORGIVABLE Wedding Snub

    21/07/2026 | 24 mins.
    On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are FINALLY back together — this time recording from the middle of New York City after weeks apart — but the reunion gets off to an unforgettable start.

    Abbey reveals the nightmare journey that almost stopped her family from making it to the US after an ESTA mistake at the airport. Things only get worse when Sophia accidentally says the one word you should never mention to American immigration officers, whilst an abandoned suitcase causes panic in passport control, their driver gives up and leaves without them, and Abbey ends up in tears after one disaster after another.

    Meanwhile, Peter shares what it was like returning to the England camp during the World Cup to receive his Legacy Cap from Harry Kane, while the pair compare life in Portugal and New York, discuss why Americans might just be the friendliest people in the world, and debate whether Gas has picked up a suspicious new accent.

    Elsewhere, a listener uncovers a bizarre Peter Crouch football collectible, Gaz explains how he ended up getting tattooed by Matty Healy from The 1975 in a Los Angeles sports bar, and Peter reveals that somewhere out there a fan still has his signature as a tattoo.

    Plus, Abbey and Peter tackle two Agony Abs: one listener who's devastated after being excluded from her partner's best friend's wedding, and another asking whether long-distance relationships can ever really work. After spending weeks apart themselves, the pair have plenty to say...

    If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below:

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD...

    00:00 - Abbey and Peter are finally reunited in New York
    00:52 - Peter reflects on the World Cup and his Legacy Cap
    02:20 - Abbey says goodbye to her rescued kittens
    02:45 - The ESTA mistake nearly ruins the trip to America
    03:22 - Sophia almost gets into serious trouble at US immigration
    04:12 - Why saying "gun" at airport security causes panic
    05:02 - The abandoned suitcase sparks fears
    06:15 - Watching England at the World Cup abroad
    07:05 - Recording The Therapy Crouch in noisy New York
    07:53 - Abbey praises the Heathrow staff member who saved their trip
    09:05 - Peter's favourite American cities and friendliest people
    11:18 - The best food they've eaten in New York
    12:50 - Abbey reveals the Crouchy football doll their kids completely destroyed
    16:08 - Gaz reveals his Matty Healy tattoo story
    17:45 - Peter someone has his signature tattooed on someone
    18:54 - Agony Ab: Not invited to your partner's best friend's wedding
    20:23 - Abbey and Peter debate whether the wedding snub is acceptable
    21:13 - Long-distance relationships put to the test
    22:17 - Abbey and Peter admit distance brings out the worst in them
    23:20 - Why their relationship only works when they're together
    24:07 - The episode ends with playful bickering and declarations of love

    To contact us:

    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
    Instagram:

    / thetherapycrouchpodcast

    TikTok:

    / thetherapycrouch

    Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter

    / petercrouch

    For more from Abbey

    / abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel

    / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    Our Favourite Moments From Summer 2026 So Far - Portugal Edition!

    16/07/2026 | 38 mins.
    This week we’re bringing you a little compilation of some of our favourite moments from Summer 2026 - all during Abbey & Peter’s family holiday to Portugal!
    Stay tuned as we’ll be back soon with your regular Therapy Crouch shenanigans…

    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below:

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD...

    Episodes included:

    You Had Fun: Now You’re In Trouble… Relationship Truths Get REAL
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQXcITXFeSw

    Abbey Calls Out Peter’s Non-Stop Holiday Behaviour In Portugal!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfxR78w6QoU

    World’s Worst Job_ ‘I couldn’t got the toilet for THREE DAYS!!’
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pENZHKXhnMk

    Conspiracy Theories Get WEIRD! Flat Earths, AI Takeovers and Robot Birds!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7PxDjJeD9g

    Peter Gets DESTROYED By Pensioners! Abbey Exposes His Portugal Tennis Disaster
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEhTgxrWgDM

    “You Can Shove Your Puppies…” Portugal AMA Gets Wild!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUBGRR48YzY

    Stag Do Confessions, Relationship Boundaries and Abbey’s House Obsession!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KkGi-adA_U

    To contact us:

    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

    Instagram:

    https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

    TikTok:

    https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

    Website:

    https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter:

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey:

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel:

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    A quick word from The Therapy Crouch...

    13/07/2026
    On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter gives a brief update on the status on the show as England continue to proudly march on into the semi-finals of the FIFA World Cup 2026!

    Sadly this means no therapy this week... sorry fans! We'll see you next Tuesday!

    (And as a thank-you for your patience, a greatest hits episode will be wheeling it's way to you shortly!)

    If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD

    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
    Instagram:

    / thetherapycrouchpodcast

    TikTok:

    / thetherapycrouch

    Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter

    / petercrouch

    For more from Abbey

    / abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel

    / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • The Therapy Crouch

    Bedroom Fantasy Fails, wild Drunken Stories & Are Peter and Abbey Moving To Portugal?

    09/07/2026 | 24 mins.
    On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything, still separated by thousands of miles with Peter in LA covering the World Cup and Abbey holding the fort in Portugal.

    The pair catch up on just how much they're missing each other, reveal when they'll finally be reunited, and answer the question everyone keeps asking about whether Portugal is now officially home.

    Abbey also shares the latest update on her rescue kittens, including her slightly unconventional attempt at communicating with their mum by learning "cat language"… much to Peter's amusement. Meanwhile, Peter recounts one of the most ridiculous American food challenges he's ever seen, involving a giant sandwich, a professional eater and a technique that genuinely turns his stomach.

    Elsewhere, the pair offer advice to one listener struggling to make friends in their twenties, discuss whether friendships naturally become easier later in life, and explain why men and women approach making plans so differently.

    There's also a hilarious relationship dilemma after one listener's romantic fantasy exercise ends with perhaps the least romantic response imaginable, before the episode descends into complete chaos with one of the funniest drunken confessions ever sent into the podcast.

    From mystery poos around the house to Peter revealing one of his mate's all-time worst drunken moments, it's a finale you'll never forget.

    If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below:

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD...

    00:00 - Welcome to another Ask Me Anything
    00:41 - Abbey gives an update on the Portugal rescue kittens
    01:28 - Abbey explains her "cat language" blinking technique
    02:49 - Peter can't stop laughing at Abbey's cat communication
    03:56 - Peter's unexpected FaceTime with a random little boy
    04:49 - Peter's busy World Cup schedule and Mexico trip
    05:12 - How much they're really missing each other apart
    06:00 - Peter shares what life in LA has actually been like
    06:47 - The ridiculous American food challenge
    08:14 - The professional eater who demolished the giant sandwich
    09:07 - Listener asks if the family has moved to Portugal for good
    10:40 - Peter and Abbey reveal their plans to return to the UK
    11:07 - Agony Ab: Is it harder to make friends in your twenties?
    13:39 - Peter and Abbey explain how friendships change with age
    15:00 - Why men and women make plans so differently
    16:42 - A listener's romantic fantasy completely backfires
    17:47 - Abbey gets called out over her own fantasy confession
    18:55 - A listener admits she's dreamed about Peter and Abbey for years
    19:49 - Peter recommends the TV series everyone is talking about
    20:33 - The most unbelievable drunken confession ever sent in
    21:16 - Mystery poos, coffee tables and total disbelief
    22:14 - Peter admits he's witnessed similar drunken disasters
    22:57 - "My mate p!ssed on his mum once…"
    23:32 - Why drunken toilet accidents happen so often
    24:18 - Final goodbyes and counting down until they're reunited
    To contact us:

    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
    Instagram:

    / thetherapycrouchpodcast

    TikTok:

    / thetherapycrouch

    Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter

    / petercrouch

    For more from Abbey

    / abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel

    / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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About The Therapy Crouch
Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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