The Therapy Crouch

• “She’s Younger Than Me!” – The Awkward Truth About Dad’s New Girlfriend…

  On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter reveals his brand-new obsession that’s taken over his life—and it’s not football. Abbey fills us in on the family’s holiday, from chaotic poolside flamingo inflatables to witnessing the magical hatching of baby turtles on the beach.Things get heated when Abbey nearly adopts a stray dog, much to Pete’s horror, and they relive a night out with a Netflix magician who pulled off the most mind-bending tricks they’ve ever seen.The pair dive into your emails too—covering postcode pride, wedding guest dramas, and schoolyard beefs that never die. In the Agony Abs, Abbey and Pete offer their brutally honest advice to a listener whose boyfriend just can’t stop looking at other women, plus one whose dad is dating a woman younger than them.And with back-to-school chaos looming, Abbey shares the reality of six suitcases’ worth of washing, labels, and a million pencil cases.If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast – find our email below!00:00 – Intro00:24 – Abbey introduces the episode with holiday gossip02:13 – Pete reveals he almost chose tennis over football as a kid03:43 – Abbey and Pete’s night out with a Netflix magician07:34 – Audience email: the UK’s “most desirable postcodes” game11:02 – First Everton match12:08 – Listener story: banning nightmare guests from weddings13:31 – “Your mum is fat” schoolyard beef story17:26 – The family’s dreamy (but chaotic) holiday recap22:33 – Witnessing baby turtles hatching on the beach25:04 – The stray dog Abbey wanted to adopt41:11 – Agony Abs: partner caught checking out other womenEmail: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• This One Mistake Will Put You in the Doghouse INSTANTLY!

  On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into more of your juiciest dilemmas and most awkward confessions.From disastrous dating stories (including a man who carries his own cutlery to dinner!) to navigating relationship privacy when screenshots of arguments get leaked, the pair give their unfiltered takes with their usual mix of honesty and humour.Abbey and Pete also tackle questions on whether couples get too comfortable, if scheduling ‘quality time’ is actually romantic or clinical, and the perils of fancying another parent in the school WhatsApp group.Alongside all the laughter, there are genuine pieces of advice on love, friendship, and keeping the spark alive in long-term relationships. Expect plenty of bickering, banter, and unexpected wisdom in another candid AMA.00:24 – Introduction to the AMA episode.05:22 – A shocking dating dilemma: the man who brought his own cutlery.08:23 – A listener’s text gets leaked to the wrong person—relationship boundaries exposed.12:43 – Feeling left behind at 34 while friends settle down.14:14 – Should you fall for your housemate who’s also your best mate’s ex?18:24 – Do couples get too comfortable with each other over time?20:43 – Sleeping in separate beds—relationship killer or sleep saver?23:18 – Scheduled s*x: lifesaver for busy couples or passion destroyer?26:24 – Why affection outside the bedroom matters more than you think.26:43 – Flirting in the school parents WhatsApp group—dangerous territory?29:33 – Wrapping upEmail: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Your Dating Profiles Are Wilder Than We Ever Expected…

  On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with tales from their whirlwind summer of love. From a chaotic French getaway complete with dodgy rental cars, monastery villas, and some very unwanted rodents, to candid chats about home renovations, golf, and bar stools, the pair serve up hilarious bickering and heartfelt moments in equal measure.Abbey opens up about her dream of making their home the ultimate family hub, while Peter… would rather just leave it as is. They also dive headfirst into matchmaking duties for listeners, reading out profiles from hopeless romantics, divorcees, triathletes, and cat dads (named after cheeses, no less).Alongside laughs and chaos, the duo share heartfelt advice on young love, the “chase phase” in dating, long-distance relationships, and even what to do if your 25-year-old life plans go haywire overnight…00:00 – The chaos begins: Abbey’s hungover, Peter’s defensive02:00 – The great home renovation debate: move vs. makeover07:00 – Abbey vs. Peter’s French trip fallout10:00 – Listener letter: a podcast that changed a woman’s life14:00 – Sophia’s tennis triumph in France18:00 – Peter gets papped: the “age-defying physique” debate20:00 – Abbey’s horror at rats outside their French villa23:00 – Abbey’s airplane matchmaking attempt27:00 – Listener profile: the “Earth Angel” in search of love30:00 – The caravan “anal” game and Peter’s disgust39:00 – Listener dilemma: 56-year-old divorcee looking for love44:00 – Young listener’s breakup dilemma and the importance of honestyEmail: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• How Summer Holidays STEAL Every Couple’s Romance!

  On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive headfirst into another Ask Me Anything, with hilarious listener dilemmas to behind-the-scenes truths about their own marriage, nothing is off-limits.Abbey tests her footballer name pronunciation skills, as well as recalling losing her Invisalign in restaurant bins, while Peter admits to being spotted cruising along a French promenade on a lime bike.The pair weigh in on moving in with a partner too soon, whether it’s ever acceptable to make wedding guests pay for food, and why kids nearly ended their love life this summer.Expect plenty of laughter, a few awkward confessions, and a surprising debate you’ll never forget.00:00 – Intro01:02 – “Funny words” game spirals into absurd flap debates.03:25 – Do school holidays kill romance? Abbey and Peter confess.05:03 – The couple reflect on their beloved cats and relationship milestones.07:16 – Listener asks: how to ask your girlfriend to move in. Abbey reveals how Pete got it wrong.11:07 – Pete recalls the infamous “tree necklace” disaster.12:00 – Listener question: who would they shaba if not each other?13:01 – Abbey tests her footballer name pronouciations18:32 – The wedding food debate: should guests pay at a festival wedding?19:24 – A fan spots Peter riding a lime bike in Nice?!22:11 – Why Abbey and Peter had kids before marriage.26:04 – Invisalign horrors: Abbey’s tips (and bin-digging disasters).28:40 – Would Abbey rather watch Peter play golf or model lingerie?30:25 – Flashback: A friend in a swimsuit and thigh-highs… Pete approves.Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Olly Murs: What REALLY Happened on US Tour with One Direction & My Unbelievable Car Crash Story

  This week on The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by chart-topping singer, songwriter, and TV personality Olly Murs. Known for hits like Dance With Me Tonight and Troublemaker, and for his roles hosting The X Factor and coaching on The Voice UK, Olly opens up about life on tour with One Direction, Take That, and Robbie Williams, the glamour-free reality of nappy changes and dog walks, a story about a rather eventful/chaotic car accident…The trio swap wild stories of knicker-throwing fans, self-service till antics, and household quirks that drive them mad. Olly shares candid moments from his meteoric rise after The X Factor, the madness of US stadium tours, and the bittersweet balancing act between career highs and family life.Packed with laughs, confessions, and behind-the-scenes showbiz secrets, this episode is a warm, hilarious, and occasionally messy peek into Olly’s world.00:00 – Intro07:15 – Self-service tills & checkout flirting13:20 – Skidmark confessiona13:44 – Introducing Olly Murs15:10 – Knicker-throwing fans & worst gig gifts15:33 – Irish twins news & parenting chaos19:15 – Olly’s dog poo nightmare23:21 – The ultimate nappy disaster25:06 – Missing newborn moments while on tour31:18 – Madness of touring with One Direction in the US38:49 – Harry Styles sends Olly his Brit Award39:34 – From music to TV presenting: The Voice & X Factor45:32 – The surreal car crash story53:10 – Handling overnight fame57:44 – Staying grounded while living the dream01:02:12 – Behind-the-scenes truths of reality TV01:06:30 – Final laughs & Olly’s parting wordsEmail: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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