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  • The Therapy Crouch

    "Get That On Socials Guys!" Abbey's Vibration Plate & Attic Mice Squatters | AMA

    05/11/2026 | 23 mins.
    We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch!

    Pete and Abbey kick off with the harsh realities of their ongoing home renovation, complete with building delays, rising costs, and mice moving into the attic before they can. Abbey explains her latest obsession with a vibration plate for lymphatic health, while Pete wonders if anyone genuinely lies on their deathbed regretting never running a marathon.

    The conversation spirals into futuristic tech paranoia, childhood discipline, and classic school memories. Between Abbey’s terrifying nun-run Catholic school encounters and Pete getting pinged in the head by chalk-armed science teacher,.The pair also debate whether dissecting mice in biology class was actually real or completely made up.

    Plus, Abbey teases an energy-draining party trick she mastered in Norway, and we tackle an Agony Ab from a Durham uni student who got caught saying the unthinkable right in front of his dissertation lecturer.

    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit

    00:00 - Introduction & Renovation Woes
    01:10 - Mice In The Attic
    03:37 - Agony Ab: Marathon Love Story
    05:23 - The Power Plate Obsession
    07:42 - Marriage Advice For Free Spirits
    09:27 - Claire's Birthday & Golf Priorities
    10:18 - Abbey's Secret Norway Magic Trick
    11:18 - Social Media Callouts & Webbed Hands
    13:06 - Microchip Implants & Mind Control
    14:03 - Hosting Friends & Party Tricks
    15:48 - Agony Ab: Uni Lecturer Nightmare
    17:27 - School Punishments & Strict Teachers
    19:42 - Chalk Fights & Science Dissections
    22:08 - How To Handle Awkward Confessions

    To contact us:
    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch
    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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    200 Episodes Of The Therapy Crouch: BP Garage Wine, iCloud Fails & Classic Crouchy Moments

    03/11/2026 | 38 mins.
    We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch!

    Pete and Abbey are back and things quickly derail when Gaz struggles to hide his iCloud images, accidentally flashing Abbey and Pete with old embarrassing MySpace-angle selfies to the entire studio. It’s peak Crouch chaos, proving that even after hundreds of hours on camera, GDPR is still a completely foreign concept in the barn.

    To celebrate a massive 200 episodes of the podcast, we are taking a trip down memory lane, reflecting on the evolution of the show, dishing out awards for our favourite moments, and bringing back a very special edition of Weekly Wines—comparing a lavish £30 Pinot Noir to a £2.99 bottle from the BP garage!

    We also revisit the most chaotic guest appearances from Amanda Holden to Alan Carr, discuss the hilarity of playing 'Bonk Beats' like Family Guy in the bedroom, and dive into a Hall of Fame Agony Abs segment featuring the infamous interpretive crab dance and the legend of Race Day Jack!

    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit

    00:00 - Celebrating 200 Episodes
    01:45 - The Evolution Of The Pod
    03:00 - We Actually Love Each Other
    05:10 - Gaz's NSFW Selfies
    06:30 - Pete Leaked More Than His Bank Card
    09:00 - This Weekly Wine
    10:30 - The BP Garage Wine
    11:55 - The Aunty Clit Nickname
    14:15 - Chinless Wonder
    17:10 - Abbey's Dad Loves Pete
    19:30 - Wildest Guest Awards
    20:00 - Amanda Holden's Noisy Neighbours
    23:30 - Bedroom Bonk Beats with The Buckley's
    24:35 - Best Agony Abs Awards
    25:40 - The Pink Innocence Ick
    28:00 - Race Day Jack

    To contact us:
    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch
    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

    Ep:200
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    "You Look Like A Swinger!" Abbey Roasts Pete's New Tash & Garage Disasters | AMA

    29/10/2026 | 22 mins.
    Welcome to another episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey is nursing a brutally symmetrical Portuguese mosquito bite while Pete returns from China to face some harsh truths from their seven-year-old son Jack, who has officially ruled out marriage for good. Plus, the debate turns heated as Pete's fresh moustache gets brutally compared to an 80s p*rn star and a swinger's retreat regular. We also dive into the eternal question every partner asks: why do retired footballers abandon the pitch just to obsess over golf? Pete reveals whether hitting a hole-in-one tops scoring a Premier League screamer, while Abbey explains why an immaculately organised airing cupboard gives her a bigger high than any sport on earth. Things take a chaotic turn when a listener submits a terrifying shower prank mishap that turned a romantic routine into a trip hazard, prompting an official crouch public safety announcement. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 - The Shower Shabra Warning 00:28 - Abbey's Portuguese Mosquito Bite 01:40 - Pete’s Trip to China & High-Tech Cars 03:15 - Jack’s Honest Thoughts on Marriage 04:06 - Gaz’s Food Tour in San Sebastián 05:22 - Pete’s Moustache Gets Roasted 07:01 - Airport Lounge Fan Encounters 08:20 - The Agony Ab: Shower Prank Disaster 10:28 - Why Footballers Switch to Golf 12:24 - Premier League Goal vs. Hole-in-One 14:00 - Abbey's Bowling Strike Wonder 15:52 - What Gives Abbey an Adrenaline Rush? 18:12 - Airing Cupboards & Garage Goals 20:00 - Can Pete & Abbey Watch Sports Together? 21:05 - The Great Gymnastics Debate 22:36 - Pete's Garage Organising Promise To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    Pete’s Terrifying New Look, Sexy Halloween Nightmares & Petty Candy Scandals!

    27/10/2026 | 50 mins.
    We've taken over a friends studio for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! Pete has unveiled a brand-new moustache just in time for November, and let’s just say Abbey is far from impressed. From brutal roasts about whether it suits him to Abbey discovering a BBC study revealing that pet dogs are actually cleaner than men's facial hair, domestic harmony is truly hanging by a thread. The couple dive headfirst into the madness of Halloween preparations, debating proper etiquette around trick-or-treating, disastrous past outfits, and whether sexy costumes have gone entirely too far. Plus, Pete defends an emergency essentials trip to Decathlon, while Abbey questions why it's treated like a day out. Elsewhere, we hear wild celebrity trick-or-treating tales, discuss the logistics of couples costumes, and unpack an outrageous Agony Abs dilemma involving neighbourhood candy feuds and petty payback. Try Huel with £10 OFF for New Customers today using our code "therapycrouch" at huel.com/therapycrouch If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 - Diabolical Weather & Portugal Banter 03:57 - The Demi Panochet Mystery 05:37 - Why Decathlon Is An Obsession 09:42 - Pete Debuts The New Moustache 11:08 - Dogs Are Cleaner Than Men's Beards 14:29 - The Hips Don't Lie 17:15 - Trick Or Treating Rules 20:48 - Sexy vs Scary Costumes 24:10 - The AI Costume Challenge 27:27 - Couples Costume Disasters 31:16 - Agony Abs: The Stolen Sweets Scandal 35:38 - Sweet Revenge & Petty Feuds 39:49 - Pete & Abbey In A Horror Maze 44:09 - The Ultimate Halloween Prank 48:47 - Approaching Episode 200 To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Ep:199 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    Pete Crouch Reveals The Worst Locker Room Prank That Went Way Too Far!

    22/10/2026 | 18 mins.
    On this Ask Me Anything, Pete and Abbey are back tackling your wild Ask Me Anything dilemmas, from university pranks taken to sickening extremes to Pete getting completely stitched up with Deep Heat in the Stoke City changing rooms. Plus, Abbey exposes Pete's questionable choice of romantic bedroom music and the horrors of getting hammered together on date night.

    In this episode, the debate turns to relationship red flags when a listener asks how to save a best mate whose partner is alienating everyone, leaving Pete and Abbey to discuss whether you should ever tell a friend you hate their other half.

    We also tackle the return from an epic bedroom dry spell, how to rebuild confidence when things get awkward, and Abbey’s horror at Pete’s seduction tactics.

    If you want to submit a question to our next AMA - hit the link below
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1B-c3yvC-4Ew3H1nJc5fD-5d3X9JbK7L2mN1oP0qR8s/viewform

    00:00 - Barn Banter & Where Is Gaz?
    01:00 - The University Kahoot Prank
    03:26 - A Step Too Far: Pete & Abbey React
    05:14 - Pete's Stoke Changing Room Bullying
    06:26 - Dilemma: We Dislike Our Friend's Partner
    08:32 - How To Tell A Friend You Hate Their Fella
    10:28 - Recovering From A Major Dry Spell
    12:05 - Rebuilding Confidence & Post-Baby Bodies
    3:17 - Pete & Abbey's Cinema Date Night
    14:22 - Running Playlists & Dad Rock Debates
    16:16 - Pete's "Bonk Beat" Bedroom Anthems
    17:40 - Alexa, Get Crouchy In The Mood

    To contact us:
    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch
    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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About The Therapy Crouch
Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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