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    OLD GOLD | Neil Warnock: he'd fookin' die for you lot

    11/03/2026 | 52 mins.
    They don't make managers like Neil Warnock anymore. 

    He gave team talks naked, cut his players' toe nails and picked the team based on his wife's dreams. 

    So by all means enjoy this podcast, but "enjoy it by being fucking disciplined"...
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    The footballer who took LSD before matches (with Charlie Milner)

    10/03/2026 | 1h 17 mins.
    Drink. Drugs. Explosive benders. And the inspiration for a rock band’s hit single.

    Nope, it’s not an iconic supermodel, it’s a hellraising winger from west London.

    From robbing graves to LSD before kick off, meet Robin Friday, the original rock 'n' roll footballer…

    Links from the episode:

    Highlight reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X64i1bunpKo
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    Conor McGregor: tell him I’m his daddy | Part two

    03/03/2026 | 54 mins.
    At the end of part one, Conor was on a high: the most feared MMA fighter in the world, and about to take on Khabib in the most eagerly anticipated UFC fight of all time.

    But things are about to get ugly…

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    Links from the episode:

    Throws trolley through bus window: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63OCvuC-GSY

    On a coke comedown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBjoDOvyYf0

    Punches bloke in pub: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYMfSI9cZQw

    Jacob Hawley talking about McGregor shagging in disabled loo: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2zxzSkovyz/

    Knocked off his bike: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7Yg1mmcSX4

    Posts video getting a blowie on a boat:

    https://x.com/markyjustbets/status/1563558573115711489?s=21&t=z7nqxzI_V2x6XrkhgnRT8g

    Breaks mascot’s nose: https://x.com/FOS/status/1667636830827696130

    Chewing Ronaldo’s ear off: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FQamo6r7BHY

    Playfighting with Saka: https://x.com/StokeyyG2/status/1841617894901231662

    Traffic police rant: https://youtu.be/HLEA8XoxPIg?si=Cr27QTZTJ_Ud3znS&t=1180Ranting at Mike Tyson: https://x.com/CasualMMA/status/1997733884637978708
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    Conor McGregor: the scummiest man on the planet | Part one

    24/02/2026 | 41 mins.
    Conor McGregor was once considered a combat genius who ranked alongside Sun Tzu, Bruce Lee and Fionn mac Cumhaill.

    But then came the cocaine, convictions and carnage.

    As his mask slipped, the unhinged Irishmen turned into a frothing beast, smashing up buses, punching grandads and peppering popstars with dick pics.

    From ayahuasca in the jungle to shagging at funerals, this is the story of Conor McGregor…

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    Links from the episode:

    Pocketwatch: youtube.com/watch?v=MJl-O2KYYHU&ab_channel=ClippedMMA

    Crocodile walk: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=818213015007557

    Taking the piss out of Uriah Faber: https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=yJRJEvFU3Ac&ab_channel=UFC

    Forces translator to tell Jose Aldo he’s his daddy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YezMl2zi5Gs

    Red panty night: https://youtu.be/BV57_OEDU1s?si=jDhSf3T0vNiV1ZtB&t=28

    Taking the piss out of Nate Diaz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6wn99sp4Tc

    Apologise to absolutely nobody: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1239067553130795

    After party in a tree: https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/cqvb44/coked_up_conor_enjoying_an_after_party_in_a_tree/

    Floyd Mayweather: https://youtu.be/UiPlPFzFkDo?si=SiHo7nyxYEq_Id2v&t=201 

    Ruins friend’s victory by jumping into the octagon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXx8WQPjYpo 

    Speeding out of car park: https://x.com/rtenews/status/936233874815897600

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    Cristiano Ronaldo: it’s my orgy and I’ll cry if I want to (with Max Fosh)

    17/02/2026 | 1h 19 mins.
    You don’t make it to the top without getting a little weird.

    Just ask Cristiano Ronaldo.

    He scraps with teenagers, had an orgy with his taxi driver, and keeps a handwritten list of his silverware in his pocket.

    From fivesomes with teammates to getting throttled by Ryan Giggs, this is his story…

    Links from the episode:

    As a youngster: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/SPORT-PREVIEW-young-cristiano.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&w=1500&h=1000&crop=1

    Man United debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73DuUGJWuzo

    Throws journo’s microphone in a lake: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mIgNSppc4zg

    Statue at madeira airport: https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard/976/cpsprodpb/1424D/production/_95390528_ronaldobust.jpg

    Pat Butcher mural: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRiuR02MyRWY99xd4N7AG770iIyiQ-kjWCV1A&s
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