The Upshot

On the show today:

- Thomas Tuchel’s MILF summer.

- The Norwegian stars who had an orgy on the pitch. 

- We hear from England fans caught in car tipping chaos in Mexico

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Hendo breaks arm - https://x.com/arsenalfami1y/status/2073973243568935166 

Kane voice - https://x.com/arsenalfami1y/status/2073973243568935166 

Anthony Gordon fuck off - https://x.com/arsenalfami1y/status/2073973243568935166 

Scary Mexico fans - https://x.com/The_Forty_Four/status/2074030302712771013 

David Bentley dance - https://www.instagram.com/p/DabVBSkBdV2/?hl=en-gb

Tuchel Mumsnet - https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/5549319-to-find-thomas-tuchel-strangely-attractive 

Tuchel modelling - https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fs1lhimdxtyi91.jpg 

Belgium Trump dance - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1upjdmz/during_the_celebrations_of_lukakus_goal_belgian/ 

Balogan red - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmAX7zw41CQ 

Ted Cruz - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1uoymvh/no_politics_in_sport_senator_ted_cruz_to_trump_on/ 

Casemiro crying - https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/2073955232652943533 

Sad fans on Copacabana - https://x.com/bbkigalifm/status/2074011024064184572 

Bloke in Barcelona - https://shorturl.at/Cg3YW

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France’s 2010 World Cup squad was absolutely full of wrong’uns.

From illegal organ harvesting to sex tape blackmail, meet the mutinous French mob who had a meltdown in South Africa.

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On the show today:

- Hysteria and backstabbing as big dogs crash out the World Cup

- David Beckham’s awkward reunion

- Ben Stokes’ big moment is overshadowed by a pundit’s shagging

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Beckham awkward encounter - https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/comp-1782750686.png?w=646 

Botham on England cricket behaviour - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3FKSCVCjypk

Jaded Stokes - https://shorturl.at/EH0tL   

Bielsa - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1ugs4j3/heated_interview_from_marcelo_bielsa_after_being/ 

Hong Myung Bo banned from shops - https://shorturl.at/wrnn9 

Hong Myung Bo blurred in interview - https://www.facebook.com/reel/1558002462427954 

Hong Myung Bo bows to reporters - https://shorturl.at/Q8Xcs 

Ruggeri - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1uilkbr/fabrizio_corona_matteo_ruggeri_allegedly_pays/ 

Garnacho hair - https://shorturl.at/Jv82D 

JP hair - https://shorturl.at/ZAZgp 

Townsend eating eggs on plane - https://www.instagram.com/p/DaDobq6gVm_/?hl=en

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The England squad that flew to Germany 20 years ago was packed with absolute wrong'uns.

From shagging grannies to battering DJs, meet England's last golden generation…

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On the show today:

- England fans robbing post offices

- The real reason Roberto Martinez stuck with Ronaldo

- Aaaand World Cup’s get its first sex scandal - more on that later

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Ghana witch doctor - https://shorturl.at/KvYF4 

Lion prediction - https://www.facebook.com/reel/1983902578920572 

Ronay account of Dallas - https://www.instagram.com/p/DZrf1UxTIz6/ 

Spanish drug shack - https://www.instagram.com/p/DZxuDiLi0Yr/ 

Drug shack street view - https://shorturl.at/OlBSZ 

Mexico ‘86 wrong’uns doc - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GI6xxaRUvY  

One Direction in Gothenburg - https://shorturl.at/jAk35 

Xaud restaurant - https://shorturl.at/iMgiz 

Germany 2010 photoshoot - https://bodypainting-arts.de/bodypainting-mit-der-fussball-national-elf-2010/ 

Harry Kane’s dad - https://shorturl.at/SI9UH
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