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  • The Upshot

    China deleted Kylian Mbappe from the internet

    03/11/2026 | 50 mins.
    On the show today:

    - Kylian Mbappe is ERASED from China

    - Lamine Yamal’s dad has an airport scrap

    - Bank-robbing club owner who subs himself on

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    Apple: ⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/famously/id6828059553 ⁠

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@famouslypodcast

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    JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834

    Links from the show:

    Mbappe meme - https://sm.mashable.com/t/mashable_me/photo/default/untitled-2026-10-27t201048811_9efh.1248.jpg

    Nasraoui and girlfriend - https://prod-media.beinsports.com/image/Mounir%20Nasraoui%20y%20su%20novia.png

    Nasraoui mural - https://www.instagram.com/espnfc/p/DHHDuG5togY/?img_index=2&utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=an-evil-person&_bhlid=ec9e6e726121a7d4120b3e4b474370e2fcda11fc

    Dale Vince - https://a1.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=%2Fphoto%2F2026%2F1011%2Fr1729414_1296x729_16%2D9.jpg

    Forest Green plants - https://i2-prod.walesonline.co.uk/article34837777.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200f/0_Copy-of-Forest-Green-Rovers-0013JPG.jpg

    Brunswijk goal - https://x.com/MatthijsSneppie/status/2116877856852815898

    Championship rings - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DexFaY-spWf/
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  • The Upshot

    Elvis: 250 fans stripped him naked (part 1)

    02/11/2026 | 45 mins.
    This is the first ever episode of Famously, a new podcast from The Upshot about famous rogues, rockstars and wrong'uns.

    Get part two right now on the Famously feed:

    Apple

    Spotify

    He was the most famous rockstar of the 20th century.

    So how did Elvis end up an obese wreck, dead on the toilet at 42, surrounded by sex books and prescription pills?

    We're charting the first half of his life - as he turns from a Mississippi mamas boy into an amphetamine-addled music star with a teenage girlfriend.

    Links from the show:

    Elvis as a child - https://www.mshistorynow.mdah.ms.gov/sites/default/files/imported-images/68.gif

    That's Alright - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCP_g7X31nI

    Elvis t-shirt - https://www.instagram.com/p/DUTzUUUEpIq/

    Elvis and Anita - https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRM_Ty0VEwZrr4QmrlPv0N3AfZ7EOm84RRV7y4L2KAkzyzPZfvis0FcowY&s=10

    Hair cut - https://images.imagerenderer.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/2/elvis-presley-receives-an-army-crew-cut-bettmann.jpg

    Priscilla waving goodbye - https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/rockcms/2022-06/priscilla-presley-fashion-young-bn-220627-3a2e78.jpg
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  • The Upshot

    The Ballon d’Or hero who shagged a spy

    27/10/2026 | 1h 14 mins.
    On the show today:

    - The Ballon d’Or hero who shagged a communist spy

    - Jim Ratcliffe’s meddling in the Old Trafford kitchens

    - China turns on Kylian Mbappe

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    JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834

    Links from the show:

    Jason Tindall handshake - https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/tindall-jason-tindall-tindall-handshake-jason-tindall-handshake-tindall-snub-gif-18317446107002502978

    Wham t-shirt - https://www.facebook.com/newcastleunitedblackandwhite/posts/jason-tindall-wearing-a-mocked-up-wham-hoody-with-his-and-eddie-howes-faces-on-i/1038490438319161/

    Last Christmas - https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fypv1dt5lb14g1.png

    Children’s hospital joke - https://x.com/MagpieJoe_/status/1871811440937709874

    Banbury United - https://x.com/FlynnPB69/status/2113670922607436098

    Jermaine Pennant - https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/jermaine-pennants-dog-1118397149_def1a4.jpg?resize=819,1024&quality=90&strip=all

    Back tattoos - https://www.instagram.com/p/De79oFzILe0/

    Jimmy Bullard - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tnca5gse8Nk

    Kompany - https://x.com/secondtierpod/status/1822932103379464543
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  • The Upshot

    Gary Neville is stealing from us

    20/10/2026 | 1h 1 mins.
    On the show today:

    - Richarlison has his private island stolen

    - Ian Botham is electrocuting people’s knobs

    - Gary Neville is stealing from The Upshot

    Get early access to Famously:

    upshot.email/famously

    Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers

    JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834

    Links from the show:

    Overlap Daily - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKIwq6rgtmU

    Coma Svensson - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1Fn_A8balE

    Ronaldinho pic - https://imagez.tmz.com/image/1f/o/2014/01/16/1f399262792e5243a4fa131cdb17f8d5_md.jpg

    Richarlison haircut - https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/richar-e1584465458462.png

    Richarlison tattoo - https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/richar-e1584465458462.png

    Jamie O’Hara - https://www.tiktok.com/@jas_82005/video/7496992108344085782

    PAOK gun - https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/mar/12/greek-football-match-stopped-after-team-owner-invades-pitch-with-a-gun

    LASK cups - https://www.facebook.com/GiveMeSport/posts/liverpool-fans-have-cleaned-up-in-austria-earning-3-per-returned-cup-at-lask-fai/1680310216792564/

    Bonnie Blue, Lee Andrews - https://metro.co.uk/2026/10/12/bonnie-blue-tells-katie-prices-ex-lee-andrews-wants-deep-inside-her-29702995/

    Katie Price to Emily Atack - https://www.tiktok.com/@emily.martin_/video/7059742699695508741?lang=en-GB

    Grégoire Akcelrod - https://www.sportbible.com/football/gregoire-akcelrod-fake-footballer-transfer-471112-20230116

    Now a football agent - https://ad.linkedin.com/in/gregoireakcelrod

    Hartepool fans - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlJk8kbyTOg
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  • The Upshot

    Messi kiss n’ tell, Ronaldo vs Simon Jordan, and Lee Andrews fakes his own death

    13/10/2026 | 1h
    On the show today:

    Messi’s kiss and tell

    Ronaldo comes for Simon Jordan

    Lee Andrews fakes his own death

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    JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834

    Links from the show:

    Man City puns - https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/40651470/man-city-liverpool-banners-charges-insults-anfield/

    https://cdn-media.theathletic.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=1440%2cquality=70%2cformat=auto/https://cdn-media.theathletic.com/uXpwDtWMTrBS_jaOGjHT0gKle_1440x960.jpg

    Mourinhome - https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/8/18/1376854525152/Chelsea-v-Hull-City-008.jpg?width=1020&dpr=2&s=none&crop=none

    Crewe - https://www.instagram.com/p/Dbk5XtmKOkg/

    Simon Jordan - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xQmGIHSXlCs

    Ronaldo response - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1QbUruxbc14

    Benin selfie - https://www.facebook.com/nativereportersng/videos/984721471334833/

    Lee Andrews - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/40617392/katie-price-ex-lee-andrews-faked-death-prison-release/

    Karl Bushby - https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard/976/cpsprodpb/6551/live/60fd3180-461c-11f0-9942-8ded1e77a695.jpg.webp

    Marathon cheat - https://cms.runrepublic.com/assets/uploads/images/_1600xAUTO_crop_center-center_none_ns/48604/Bicycle-Ride.webp

    Evra’s chickens - https://youtu.be/8_yKUtzclto?is=dj-VpnXnZrzAeC83

    Dyche - https://www.instagram.com/reel/DePmZtioFw9/

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The Upshot pulls back the curtain on your favourite sports and dives into all the stuff BBC and Sky wouldn’t touch with a bargepole: drunken antics, dressing room squabbles and the simmering sexual tension of the French football team.
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