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This Thing Rules

Brian Altano and Max Scoville
This Thing Rules
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    Capsule Toy Machines Rule!

    03/04/2026 | 37 mins.
    You know! Those things that are like gumball machines, but for little toys! Growing up in the USA, they usually dispensed a sticky hand, some slime, maybe a lil Homie, but in Japan they’ve been in another league for decades. We unpack (or perhaps unbox) the charm of randomly distributed toys and trinkets, some of our greatest gets, and the backwards order that we’ve become aware of them.Intro contains clips from a Gashapon machine, Dragon Ball and Se7en.
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    Yard Work, Sneakers & Cookies Rule!

    06/03/2026 | 46 mins.
    We’ve got another grab bag episode here, or rather, three very different bags: one’s a big paper bag full of dead leaves and grass clippings, another from a shoe store, and the third is from a bakery. This week we’re unpacking our love of gruelling manual labor in the hot sun to make our yards look nice, the timeless appeal of wearing athletic shoes all the time for completely unathletic activities, and cookies. Which are like crackers, but sweet, or cakes that are small and flat and hard. Look, you know what all those things are, just listen to the show.
    Intro contains clips from King of the Hill, a shoe store commercial, and Friends.
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    Road Trips Rule!

    20/02/2026 | 42 mins.
    Ah, hitting the open road! A timeless rite of passage and quintessentially American adventure, unless of course you’re stuck in the car with your whole family, taking the bus or making unexpected pit stops so your driver can hook up with random dudes. We recount some of our most memorable, or in some cases mercifully forgettable automobile journeys.
    Intro contains clips from National Lampoon’s Vacation, The Simpsons and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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    Carrot Cake Rules! ...Or Does It? (Featuring Alex "Kozibear" Kozina)

    06/02/2026 | 46 mins.
    This week, it’s our most politically-charged and divisive topic yet: Carrot Cake. We’re joined by Alex “Kozibear” Kozina, long time friend of the show and culinary adventurer, to discuss the history and appeal of this vegetable-based confection. If you have any doubt of Kozi’s expertise on the matter, he further demonstrates his familiarity of the matter while making Snake Quake: The Official Cake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wk8nwCMpAk
    Intro contains clip from Looney Tunes
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    Lizards, Tunnels & Bubble Bobble Rule!

    23/01/2026 | 43 mins.
    It’s another grab bag of odds and ends that we love: lizards, those dogs of the reptile kingdom, tunnels, those underground bridges, and Bubble Bobble, which is sort of about lizards in a tunnel, among other things. Which is your favorite thing?
    Intro contains clips from Daylight, a David Attenborough nature film, and Bubble Bobble.

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About This Thing Rules

This Thing Rules is a show where we celebrate our favorite things. What kind of things, exactly? All kinds of things! Movies, foods, cities, bands, shows, books, albums, toys, pictures, moments. Each episode, join long-time collaborators and best pals Brian Altano and Max Scoville as they focus on a different subject, ask themselves what’s so great about it, share some anecdotes about how they grew to love it, unearth some trivia about it, and celebrate the fact that it exists.
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