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Two Guys, Two Questions

Ryan Keeton & Jarrod Greer
Two Guys, Two Questions
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  • Two Guys, Two Questions

    An Abandoned House and 700 Ticks Later

    18/04/2026 | 56 mins.
    In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Jarrod and Ryan dive into a wild week in rural Kentucky. Jarrod recounts a surreal and eerie visit to his late uncle's abandoned property—untouched since 2007—while battling a serious tick invasion after a day of hunting for snakes. The guys also discuss the merits of buying a side-by-side versus an ATV, the unexpected news of Jarrod's son planning a surprise Vegas wedding, and the saga of selling a brand new red Corvette.
    Thanks to a custom-built AI app created by Ryan, the duo also takes a hilarious deep dive into their competitive natures and confesses the "small lies" they tell regularly to make life easier (hint: they are always "in a meeting"). Plus, Jarrod realizes the fatal flaw of putting his personal cell phone number on 15 billboards across the state!
    🎧 Hosted by: Ryan and Jarrod
    💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode:
    ✔️ The eerie reality of stepping into a property abandoned and untouched for nearly two decades
    ✔️ Why ticks are suddenly worse than ever (and the hazards of hunting snakes)
    ✔️ The great debate: Side-by-sides vs. ATVs for off-roading as you get older
    ✔️ How to handle your son springing a surprise Vegas wedding on you
    ✔️ Why setting a one-year alarm to mock your best friend's workout routine is peak competitiveness
    ✔️ The hilarious "small lies" both hosts use to protect their mornings and avoid phone calls
    ✔️ Why putting your personal cell phone number on 15 billboards is a terrible idea
    🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions:
    📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast
    📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/
    🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo
    🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)
  • Two Guys, Two Questions

    Tommy Chong Got Real: “I Just Like Getting Paid” | Lexington Comic-Con 2026

    11/04/2026 | 49 mins.
    In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and his co-host recount an incredibly eventful week centered around the Lexington Comic-Con. They share the behind-the-scenes chaos and successes of running a massive convention, including getting yelled at (or successfully avoiding it), elevator breakdowns, and dealing with a rogue attendee in a cat suit putting "For Rectal Use Only" stickers on swords!
    The guys also share some wild personal stories, from enduring a painful tooth extraction right before the con to discovering a massive, garbage-truck-swallowing sinkhole in a parking lot—resulting in an unexpected $5,000 concrete pour. Plus, they share the ultimate highlight of the week: when one of their sons got to personally deliver a stash of weed to legendary duo Cheech and Chong!
    🎧 Hosted by: Ryan and Jarrod
    💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode:
    ✔️ The reality of dealing with a massive sinkhole (and why the city won't pay for it!)
    ✔️ How to handle a merchandise error on the day of the event 
    ✔️ What happens behind the scenes when elevators and escalators break at a convention
    ✔️ The changing demographics of Comic-Con and why voice actors are currently out-earning traditional celebrities
    ✔️ The hilarious true story of delivering weed to Cheech and Chong at their hotel
    ✔️ The bizarre story of the "Cat Suit Guy" and his inappropriate stickers
    🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions:
    📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast
    📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/
    🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo
    🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)
  • Two Guys, Two Questions

    Ozempic, Insurance Hacks & The Reality of a Diabetes Diagnosis - EP 48

    04/04/2026 | 48 mins.
    In this guest-free episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod hold nothing back. Jarrod is gearing up for the massive Lexington Comic Con, while Ryan shares his experience using a crazy new AI audio recorder that maps out entire conferences.
    The guys discuss the wild west of the early internet before tackling this week's big questions. Ryan shares his dream list of Comic Con guests, prompting Jarrod to reveal the behind-the-scenes nightmare of finding celebrity email addresses. Then, Ryan forces Jarrod to look at his business portfolio and admit which business he desperately wants to exit in the next two years. To wrap things up, Jarrod shares his recent trip to the doctor, his official diabetes diagnosis, and why he immediately went home and drank 20 Dr. Peppers in 24 hours.
    🎧 Hosted by: Ryan and Jarrod
    💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode:
    ✔️ How an AI pocket recorder is changing the game for conference note-taking
    ✔️ Ryan’s dream unlimited-budget Comic Con guest list
    ✔️ The hilarious truth behind celebrity email addresses and getting rejected by the Governor
    ✔️ Jarrod's honest 3-year business plan and why the pet store has to go
    ✔️ Jarrod’s official diabetes diagnosis, Metformin, and the Ozempic insurance game
    ✔️ Why Jarrod refuses to give up his Dr. Pepper habit
    🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions:
    📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo
    🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)
  • Two Guys, Two Questions

    My FedEx Guy Thinks I Have a Massive Rat Infestation - EP 47

    21/03/2026 | 40 mins.
    In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Jarrod and Ryan hold nothing back. Jarrod shares the hilarious reality of receiving massive shipments of frozen rodents and why his FedEx guy thinks he has a severe rat problem. He also shares a story about a botched late-night "aerial burial" for a dead snake while his neighbor watched.
    They discuss the absolute nightmare of neighborhood group texts before Ryan hits Jarrod with a mind-bending question: Would you rather instantly lose every memory you've ever had, or lose every friend you have? To wrap things up, they discuss what kind of music or entertainment festival they would run if they were promoters, and Jarrod reveals his biggest, most stressful fear about hosting a massive Comic Con.
    🎧 Hosted by: Jarrod and Ryan
    💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode:
    ✔️ Why Jarrod's FedEx guy thinks he's buying massive amounts of rat poison
    ✔️ Attempting an “Aerial Burial” for a Dead Snake
    ✔️ Why Ryan absolutely refuses to join his neighborhood's gossip group text
    ✔️ Dogs used to be able to roam free 
    ✔️ The ultimate debate: Would you rather lose all your memories or lose all your friends?
    ✔️ What kind of festival Ryan would throw if he was an event promoter
    ✔️ Jarrod’s biggest fear when hosting thousands of people at a Comic Con
    🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions:
    📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast
    📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/
    🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo
    🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)
  • Two Guys, Two Questions

    The Great Chick-fil-A Pickle Conspiracy - EP 46

    14/03/2026 | 56 mins.
    In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod hold nothing back. Jarrod shares the results of his recent doctor’s visit which leads into a highly candid and hilarious recap of his first-ever trip to the urologist for a vasectomy consult. Ryan chimes in with his own vasectomy experience from 20 years ago, proving it's not as scary as it sounds.
    The guys also dive into a wide mix of topics, starting with why the Cincinnati area is a goldmine for holy grail vintage Kenner toys and prototypes. They debate their polar-opposite real estate negotiation styles, tell the origin story of the Inner Geek brand, and go on an epic rant about fast-food economics—including why Jarrod absolutely refuses to eat cold subs at Jimmy John's and Chick-fil-A's "pickle bill."
    🎧 Hosted by: Ryan and Jarrod
    💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode:
    ✔️ Why Cincinnati is a hotspot for six-figure vintage Star Wars toy prototypes
    ✔️ Jarrod's health wake-up call and Ryan's practical mindset for avoiding weight gain
    ✔️ What actually happens at a vasectomy consult (and the surprising cost)
    ✔️ Two very different ways to negotiate a real estate deal
    ✔️ The origin story of the Inner Geek brand and the value of planning your business
    ✔️ Why scaling a restaurant nationally comes down to nickeling and diming the "pickle bill"
    📇 Connect with the Guys:
    📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast
    📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/
    🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo
    🔖 Like, Follow & Leave a Review — or we’ll sell your “six-figure collection” for pennies while you’re not looking. 😈
    ⭐ Produced by Icons of Real Estate – iconsofrealestate.com

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About Two Guys, Two Questions

Two guys. Two questions. Endless tangents. Join Ryan Keeton, a real estate guy & VR golfer with beach bum dreams, and Jarrod Greer, a Comicon & retro toy store owner who insists his action figures aren’t dolls, as they ask each other one surprise question per episode—no prep, no rules, just chaos. From alligators to vibrators, superheroes to world problems, nothing’s off-limits. Add a monthly mystery guest, some pesky French bulldogs, and at least one existential crisis per episode—this podcast makes no sense… but in the best way. Buckle up. It’s gonna get weird. 🎙️😂
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