U Havin’ Us On?

Episode #79 – What if we ruled the world

This week we’re back on our own, sharing some family secrets 🤣, debating what we’d do if we could control other people’s actions 👀, and diving into Hollywood’s leading men… and the ones who almost got the roles.

Imagine Jeffo just wants to change the channel—but somehow, no matter what’s on… Conor’s in it 🤣

And ever wondered what would happen if Jeffo, Peter Dinklage & Tom Cruise were locked in a house together? Yeah… we made one up 👀

Hope you enjoy 🙌🏻

Episode #78 – “I was 7 minutes away from dying ” with Dylan Flynn

Dylan Flynn joins us for his U Havin’ Us On? hat-trick — the coolest, most nonchalant man on the internet 😂👏🏻

This week, Dylan tells us how he was literally 7 minutes away from dying and how lived to tell the tale 🫨 We chat about hs all suffering with bad skin, and Jeffo reveals he didn’t get acne until… braces 😬😂

And the biggest shock of all — Dylan has NEVER been to a gaf party. We had to educate him 👀😂

This is a prototype of a podcast we love doing — hope you enjoy it half as much as we did 🙌🏻

Episode #77 – “The Hotdog Hater” with Darren Gaffney

This week we’re joined by our good friend and the internet’s newest TikTok star, Darren Gaffney 😂👏🏻

We first met Darren on day one of our comedy journey .. at our first ope mic 🤣 since then hes’s been grafting away smashing 2 stints at the Edinburgh fringe and running a very success standup comedy night “Bite the Bullet” 🎤

After only starting TikTok in January, Darren’s already flying with his hilarious observations —amassing over 30k followers online within just a few months by asking the big questions like whatever happened to emos? and why don’t people put kids in the boot of the car anymore? 😂

We chat about Darren’s commercial acting career, which somehow involved him being cast as a big, strong, handsome… hotdog 🌭

He also tells the story of how he delivered a risky joke on the perfect platform — Ireland AM — and was swiftly moved along afterwards 😂

This is three lads chatting absolute nonsense and having a great laugh. Perfect 😂 Enjoy!

Go see Darren’s first solo show April 14th in Little Whelan’s 💥(link is on his instagram ​⁠@ thegaffcast)

Episode #76 – “Peel it Baby”

This week we talk about how Conor has started destroying Jeffo’s house… by going for a header and taking out a camping chair 🫣

Jeffo gets an unexpected visit from the Mormons, and naturally we spiral into asking: what actually are they? What do they do? And is it a pyramid scheme? 😂

We may have discovered our true calling in life — raunch reading 👀 We take on an extract from 50 Shades and do our absolute best to perform it!

Plus, who remembers the Spicers era? From Adidas Originals to shuffling — what a mad time 🕺

Episode #75 – “We Don’t Wanna Talk To You”

This week might sound like a solo episode… but we’re not alone — God himself is always with us 🙏😂

We chat about when and how we’ve prayed, who we actually pray to, and the times our prayers have been seriously “spot” on 👀

We also get into the things we do now that our 12-year-old selves would absolutely rip into us for 🤣

And of course, there’s a rant about the absolute head-the-balls you meet in work… from robbing 4-in-1s to half-drinking someone else’s Coke from the fridge … absolutely Criminal behaviour

And speaking of which Conor confesses his new night time ritual reading up on a very famous Irish Criminal (who loves came or something ) 🍰

We went a bit long on this one — but we loved it 😂👏🏻