Your Internet Boyfriends

It's spooky season in the studio, pumpkins, candles and a burnt tangerine blouse. Mark spends a break from his tours eating IKEA meatballs, stumbles into a Tom Holland lookalike competition in Soho Square, and brings news of an East London celebrity barber who now cuts hair with no clothes on.
Meanwhile, Denis's hairdresser flat out refuses to cut his hair, and he reads Mark Dolly Alderton's reasons to have a boyfriend.
We also chat:

Tonight's live show: a dishy chef, a grand piano and a surprise number

Denis's diesel car

What fancy dress actually does it for people, from French maids to lumberjacks

Halloween costume disasters, from Florence and the Machine to a nun

Coming out and Gen Z

Barbers who get a bit too close

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Denis discovers Troye Sivan, the boys return from their big day out with the London beavers and Mark receives possibly the most important celebrity follow of his career.

We also chat:

Our big beaver adventure

The surprisingly complicated sex lives of bats

Mark nearly causing a cycling accident

Bosco

Gay dating advice

First-date escape plans

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Denis returns from Turkey with tales of extortionate airport prices and a boat trip where one particularly confident woman made it very difficult for him to concentrate on the scenery.

Meanwhile, Mark is back from Japan with presents for Denis and reveals that he accidentally caused the downfall of a lovely couple in the health spa.

We also chat:

* Gay names
* Turkey’s £23 Big Mac
* Instagram noses
* Holiday proposals
* Rich older ladies
* Japanese gay culture
* Mark’s Japanese gifts

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A few weeks ago, Denis told Mark three completely unbelievable stories and was accused of making the whole thing up. This week, he returns with photographic evidence and unfortunately for Mark, the stag do story was very, very real.

Meanwhile, Mark discusses why some of the gays just can’t bring themselves to be happy for Tom Daley.

We also chat:

Meeting listeners in the wild

Straight people at the seaside

Guest bedroom sleep tests

Tom Daley’s medals

Lying on the floor

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Denis has had enough of London’s questionable summer hygiene and thinks it’s time we all started showering properly. Meanwhile, Mark sets up a nice couple with two big American bears.

We also chat:

Hugging your colleagues

Mark leaving his big boy job

Holiday couples making friends

Turkish party buses

Speed-dating success stories

Gay World War II tours

Irish history tours of London

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