Your Internet Boyfriends

To celebrate Pride, Mark and Denis organise a speed-kissing event and create a parade float lined with straight men for Denis. Naturally, the conversation then takes an unexpected turn towards clubs with some very unusual rules.

We also chat about:

Arsenal winning the league

Men being starved for complements

Listeners confusing who is the straight one

Handsome priests in Malta

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Mark reveals he actually made his tv debut on Domestic Divas - where they forced him to mess up his house then clean it again. Denis forgets to put on his shoes, eats three whole mackerel and is craving the juice from a tin of pears. He might be pregnant.

They also chat about:

Denis' odd socks

Watching a man sleep, up and down

Trans masc climbing rocks

A dentist giving Mark thrush

Hair turning into an old Nana
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This week on Your Internet Boyfriends, the boys ask the question nobody was prepared for: what would Denis do if he woke up in Mark’s body for 24 hours… and what exactly would Mark do if he was inside Denis for a day?

The boys also chat about:

Percy Pigs
The number 69
Eating pizza in bed
Tracking loved ones
Weird relationship habits
Trust, paranoia and phone locations
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This week on Your Internet Boyfriends, Denis discovers a term from the gay community that completely sends him into a spiral, while Mark accidentally reveals that his dating radius is suspiciously similar to his daily commute.

We also talk about:

Their Sold Out gig (again!)

The Mark-er-loo line

Women leaving and coming back to Denis

Denis living his best straight life

The local elections results and the future ahead

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This week, Denis reveals the painful truth behind his injured ahem while Mark reminisces about growing up as a deeply theatrical Irish child performing Avril Lavigne songs for unsuspecting neighbours.

The boys chat about straight dads in the 90s, the pressure of babysitting an 8-month-old, toy tractors and Big Big Loader nostalgia, school crushes, transition year lads, and Madonna telling the gays to get off their phones.

There’s also discussion of Irish village characters, milkmen, breakfast spending habits, concert culture, social media brain rot, and why nobody can relax anymore without being filmed.

A very cranky episode. 
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