Your Internet Boyfriends

Denis is heading to a bottomless brunch with 15 women, full Prosecco confidence, and a guaranteed emotional breakdown by 9pm. Mark is worrying about his eyes, remembering the red-nose event, and explaining why January means overdrafts, tax returns and mild despair.We yap about:Nolag na mBan / Women’s Christmasstrange Irish New Year traditionswhy Mark screenshots a plumber by accidentde-gaying on holidayBarcelona plans, New York hopes & Petra dreamsand Catherine Connolly lighting the big tree in the ÁrasLight, cosy Irish/queer street chat for dark January mornings.Get involved and send us an email [email protected] or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Denis and Mark T. Cox ring in the year by discussing Denis’ lifelong hatred of Auld Lang Syne and why it makes him feel weirdly emotional.We also kick off the new year by discussing:New Year’s in smoky Irish pubs, Nash’s red lemonade and the Labrador under the barMark’s pub days in Fanny O’Dee’s - from kitchen porter to behind the barThe glamorous older woman who flirted with everyone and gave Mark a very confusing New Year’s kissMoneyed small-town couples, holiday “arrangements” and that jaw-dropping Dubai restaurant storyMillennium memories, Y2K panic and Mark’s first sip of wine at 10Perfect for a New Year’s Day slump: stick us on in bed, on a walk, or while avoiding your resolutionsGet involved and send us an email [email protected] or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Christmas Day and you’re spending it with your Internet Boyfriends.Denis and Mark T. Cox are wrapped up warm, talking all things festive and familiar:Mark’s childhood church organist era: choir politics, Oh Holy Night showdowns, live animal cribs & midnight mass timing panicDenis’ burnt-turkey Christmases: his mam’s car mishaps, unexpected dinner guests, and the world’s most uncomfortable holiday mealSanty snacks (Guinness, obviously), Roses vs Quality Street, After Eight etiquette and the great “barrels are strawberry” lieBoard game battles, neighbour traditions, the “hamper economy” of the 90s, and why Christmas morning as a kid was pure magicPop us in your ears while you’re hiding from the family, going for a walk, or pretending to “help” in the kitchen.Follow the show for new episodes every week.Tickets, live shows & everything else: yourinternetboyfriends.comGet involved and send us an email [email protected] or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Mark and Denis talk about a glamorous vicar who’s apparently filling pews wherever she goes. Botox is discussed. Bubbles are blown. Parishioners are distracted.Mark revisits his former life as a church organist, explaining why it’s basically jazz improvisation with wing mirrors, unpredictable priests, and choirs who might pass out if you speed things up. Denis goes undercover and attends a Protestant christening and reports back on hymns, crowd participation, and why Catholics absolutely refuse to sing together.We also get into:hybrid rock starsthe queer obsession with bouldering, roller derby, and niche sportsMark’s Margate gig, feral queer towns, and sober decision-makinga gang of twinks and an Airbnb hot tubthe 1,000 pound doglost teeth, emergency dentists, and why Mark’s shows cost his friends a fortunemince pies reviewed live (stars deducted), After Eights slander, and festive fatigueWeekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men trying to make sensible choices while surrounded by glitter, hymns, and hot tubs.Get involved and send us an email [email protected] or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Denis and Mark are joined by comedian and superstar-at-sea Joe Sutherland - fresh off a 12-day Atlantis cruise in Southeast Asia.We’re talking:Jobs on the dancefloor and “vanilla” gay cruises compared to hardcore swingers ships Mattress-filled venues in international waters (“open water, baby… no rules!”)Men in harnesses and kilts giving Patti LuPone a standing ovationDenis’ Irish family chaos, castle vs “cass-ul” accents & being ignored at the dinner tableMark’s red nose saga and his Specsavers meltdown90s interiors, Mary Sponge, green velvet chairs and bead curtains that trap your roast dinnerPlus: Irish mammy guilt about Christmas, small English children with Irish parents, and whether success really counts if you haven’t been on The Late Late Show.New episodes every week – follow, rate and share with your queer little cruise ship of friends 💕Get involved and send us an email [email protected] or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.