Your Internet Boyfriends

Denis is back from Caerphilly with tales of faggots and chips, a town full of dry robes and a lovely fireworks display. Then a trip to the GP gets very awkward behind the curtain.
Meanwhile, Mark is back from a mini break in Berlin, where he did the conga and met a listener from the West of Ireland. Then he takes Denis through a lesbian pie eating contest, no hands allowed.
Also this week: why London has no school buses, Irish curry vs English curry, hotel gowns in Japan, the hottest Senate daddies, Mamdani's Movember moustache, the Sabrina Carpenter chain reaction theory, Abdul El-Sayed and Sky News, small talk for when you bump into a gay, and a listener whose best mate wants a wellness stag with a sound bath.
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A birthday card for "Dad" lands on Mark's mat, from a Charlie he's never met: "see you in fourteen days".
Meanwhile, Denis opens a fine from the Vatican for driving somewhere he's never driven, and whispers the least romantic line ever into Lisa's ear.
Also this week: what CBT really stands for, the man who lives in a cage under the bed, doppelbangers, slut pop, a Halloween moustache that ended up in A&E, Paul Mescal's peach and Mark's accidental date.
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Denis orders Pizza Hut at 2am and gets scammed, and Mark explains what a U-Haul lesbian is.

After the break, Denis and Mark get into Andrew Scott's spitting scene in It Gets Worse, the "right in front of my salad" meme, and Denis's doomsday kit (three days of water and a wind-up radio).

Also this week: sun lamps and porridge, tipping in the rain, the sexy Halloween cats and the pantomime stars who aren't really there.

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The new UK porn law lands in two weeks, and Denis and Mark need answers: what happens to stepbro, and is "daddy" still allowed?
Meanwhile, Mark got his Botox topped up and has been banned from blow dries (and riding), and Denis finally watches Sex and the City for the first time.
Also this week: Tim Tams and Nigella's new Bake Off gig, which biscuits are gay (a Wagon Wheel is a lesbian), Dorothy's, the new lesbian bar, and its comment section, the olive scene and the old liquor room and the Wicked video everyone remembers.
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Denis leaves Lisa at the back of a Ryanair flight, shares his foolproof trick for the seat lottery and finds out what lives under the seats on the dirtiest plane in Ireland.
Meanwhile, Mark heads to Dublin for a big national media moment that may or may not survive the edit.
Also this week: why voice notes should be a jailable offence, A complaint from Anthony, no Nut November and the NoFap superpowers, the YIB inbox receives its first piece and what on earth is Locktober?.
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