Your Internet Boyfriends

After an incredible live podcast show, Denis’ family arrives in London… which quickly turns into multiple dinners, menu complaints, chicken nuggets diplomacy, and Mark finally meeting Denis’ mother (who may now prefer him to Denis).

Meanwhile Mark escapes to Madrid for tapas, drag shows, and making new friends on a night out — before reality hits on the way home with delayed flights, drunken airport chaos, and getting stranded at Tottenham Hale in the middle of the night.

Also in this episode:

Sunglasses debates and Gen Z fashion
Pokémon nostalgia and childhood memories
Airport disasters and late-night travel chaos
Why straight women run gay nightlife social logistics
The strange joy of making crafts as a child
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Why does Denis have to admire every hot man Mark points out, but Mark won’t engage when Denis clocks a hot woman? We start with Mark attempting a pre-show glow-up… only for a leaky fake tan bottle to leave him looking like he’s been splashed with brown sauce. Then it’s straight into a heated debate about street-spotting double standards.

After that, we spiral through:

Electric taxis making us feel sick
Dragging bags across London for shows
Classic FM as emergency calming music
Hotel rooms with glass bathrooms (who is designing these and why do they hate love?)
Awkward toilet logistics in relationships and the importance of keeping some mystery alive

Plus: a Specsavers eye test existential crisis, contact lens chaos, and the internet’s current obsessions - Punch The Monkey (the bullied orphan monkey with an IKEA plushie sidekick).
Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly

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We open with a completely unnecessary discussion about big balls (are they a thing? who’s seeking them out? why is aroma involved?) and somehow end up in Belfast, inside a queer vintage shop, and deep in a Matrix conspiracy spiral.

This week we get into:

Wet-look hair trauma and Brillcream flashbacks
Mark’s four-and-a-half-hour Gatwick disaster featuring a landslide and a confused German family
Gym audacity and a man boldly chatting up Lisa mid-set
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
The Matrix

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly

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This week you should probably listen on your own in a secure bunker because we spiral from medieval castle documentaries into gay housekeeping, changing room disasters, and discovering just how specific London nightlife can get. You're not ready.

Mark keeps getting lost - first in a massive shop changing room situation, then in a clinic corridor while trying to manage the timing of a very important test sample. Denis revisits old-school doctor visits that felt more like going into someone’s sitting room than a medical appointment.

We chat:

the man rebuilding a medieval castle over 28 years
sneaking out of changing rooms in socks and losing your cubicle
the stress maths of clinic pee timing
old GP visits vs modern medical centres
terrifying pub stories that definitely may or may not be true
London nightlife niches and why there is literally an event for everyone

Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly

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This week we get into red flags, Valentine’s Day pressure, Bad Bunny supremacy, and the terrifying experience of ordering a bagel in East London.
Denis and Mark are fresh off a chaotic Brick Lane shopping trip involving vintage shops, tight-trouser debates, secret outfits, and accidentally flirting discounts.

We chat:

red flags in dating, friendships and general life
Valentine’s Day pressure vs “just get a small card and relax”
teenage Valentine’s spending like a newly divorced oil baron
the boom-time Irish restaurant era and underage wine confidence
the Brick Lane bagel shop survival guide (order fast or perish)
Bad Bunny, pop culture moments and why joy still matters
Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly

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