Catch Up On Correspondences III: Another Year, Another Rear
It’s that time again! The Doomslayers are finishing up the season and they’re clearing their inbox of unuttered dooms.The dooms include a coworker who’s marrying a woman, but must now tell his boyfriend, a listener who’s been queening out with his besties ex and a seaside town enthusiast who’s terrified of the local wildlife.**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice!GOOGLE FORM (anonymous submissions):Spotify: Click hereInstagram: link in bio ✨@doomslayerspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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49:30
I Will Swallow Him
My favourite holy ritual is the stations of the cross dressers!This week, Donna and Laylah are chatting religion. Donna chats about her love of hymns and how she won’t go to mass now unless she gets paid. Laylah talks about her borderline problematic obsession with Judaism and how ridiculously horny she used to get over the Jesus statue in Cabinteely.The dooms include a messiah meme enthusiast a listener who’s hot for preacher and a catholic co-worker.**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice!GOOGLE FORM (anonymous submissions):Spotify: Click hereInstagram: link in bio ✨@doomslayerspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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39:42
Depth Becomes Her
The girls are deep diving into well..depth. They chat about how everyone is so deep and so shallow these days, agree that they’re all horrifically vain, and Laylah talks about giving a psychopath a blowjob again.The dooms include a narcissistic ninny, a listener who’s fed up of fake hippies and a man who’s embracing his bisexual furry side.**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice!GOOGLE FORM (anonymous submissions):Spotify: Click hereInstagram: link in bio ✨@doomslayerspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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50:35
Now She Wants To Do Transgender Operations On Illegal Aliens Who Are In Prison
If you’da been there, if you’da seen it, I betcha you woulda done the same!Donna and Laylah are discussing crime this week. Donna reflects on her time as an international thief and discusses being tracked by the Gardaí and another incident of false accusation.Laylah discloses the time the Guards knew her by name and a time when she used being transgender to get her lover’s lover off the hook. That has to be a brand new sentence.After planning how the three ladies would pull off a heist, they read dooms that include a listener with a phobia of being falsely accused of a crime and a gal who’s beau got locked up for a period *ahem* a myriad of reasons.**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice!GOOGLE FORM (anonymous submissions):Spotify: Click hereInstagram: link in bio ✨@doomslayerspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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44:01
Do You Love Me Now, Mama?
Mothers are being celebrated in this week’s episode!Donna chats about her mother pretending to be a witch when she was a child (again!), Annie reminisces about jumping train gates with her Mama and Laylah discusses the Apple of her eye and cause of her wounds, Angelyne.The dooms include a mamma who’s a scamma, a doom about womb and a new mother who needs parenting advice from the Doomslayers (what has the world come to)**WE WANT YOUR DOOM**Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice!GOOGLE FORM (anonymous submissions):Spotify: Click hereInstagram: link in bio ✨@doomslayerspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome to Doomslayers, the podcast where Annie Queeries, Donna Fella and Laylah Beattie share their radical knowledge to those who’ve yet to see the light. Together, these three hydroponic honeys are here to guide you through the doom and gloom of the nihilistic new age with a homily of holistic and nugatory advice that is really happening in a far-out way so you too can ascend beyond the modern malaise.Hosted By:Laylah BeattieDonna FellaAnnie QueeriesProduced By:Niall DugganArtwork by:Daniel Mooney (@mundomoo)Photography:Babs Daly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.