Ten Down

Terrie and David are back, absolutely shattered after a 3-hours-there-4-hours-back family spin to Roe Valley — and David’s still raging that nobody offered to drive while he tried to “keep everyone alive” on the motorway.

There’s car-charge stops, Myles turning into a demon the second he wakes up, and Sydney proving she’s Terrie's ride-or-die… while also being fully ready to call 999 because “the guard knows me.”

They chat hormones, being type A vs type “can’t exist,” Love Island drama (justice for Charlene Murphy), and a listener dilemma about jealousy in friendships.

Plus: curly toenails, foot-rot accusations, and the chaos that is Terrie’s “makeup room” dump.

Terrie and David are back from the cruise and giving you a rundown on the absolute carnage — from the *massive* Legend of the Seas (20 floors, drones, YouTubers with security, and a buffet so good they barely left it) to why they’re already plotting a Caribbean one next year.

They get weirdly deep about how a ship that weighs 248,000 tons can even float… and then swing straight back into reality: Myles is crawling, head-banging for reactions, and Jake is apparently “getting a bit senile”.

Plus: the Ryanair seat scam rant, the motion-sensor toilet door disaster, and Rome in a heatwave nearly ending the marriage over a €5 bottle of water.

Terrie and David are recording on borrowed time Sydney’s watching a movie, Myles is finally napping, and they’ve just realised they nearly forgot to record… while also packing for their first ever cruise!

Terry and David are back with a seriously chaotic catch-up — from recording ads that nearly ended the relationship, to Terry coming home from a hardcore Mayo weekend absolutely shattered (Irish pubs, shots appearing with a single hand gesture, and a wall that literally measures the tallest man who ever walked in).

Back at home, it’s all sleep deprivation, hotel-bed obsessions, and the ongoing uniform wars as Sydney announces she’s not wearing a dress… ever.

Plus: Jake the dog goes full kangaroo into the sheep, a “wholesome” Aldi picnic gets mobbed by crows and seagulls, and a listener baptism story that proves four-year-olds have zero embarrassment.

And finally: the Monaco F1 drama — was Kim Kardashian rude, and is she *actually* dating Lewis Hamilton?

Terrie and David are back from Mallorca and running on fumes — craving silence, but somehow still arguing about underwear, laundry pick-ups, and David’s commitment to going commando.

They recap the trip chaos: Ryanair seat drama with the kids, the “would you move?” plane debate, and why an adults-only flight might actually make sense.

On holiday highlights (and lowlights): a first-night dinner disaster, Terrie buying a full-size inflatable dolphin, Sydney’s four-and-three-quarters impatience, and the beach day from hell — wind tunnel Miles, melon-man soundtrack, and digging up Paw Patrol rubble.

Plus: the infamous pool incident… and a listener story that ends in accidental public humiliation on a silent bus.