The Bi-Panic Room

On the 12th day of Christmas your bi loves give to you… the 12th episode of the Bi-Panic Room, wrapped up in a pretty, red bow! Join the gang as they discuss a Christmas classic: The Family Stone, which features typical festive topics such as metastatic cancer, familial bullying and partner swapping. The stellar ensemble boasts Diane Keaton, Rachel McAdams, Dermot Mulroney, an unhinged Sarah Jessica Parker and Luke Wilson in grey sweatpants. What’s not to love? This week’s BPEs feature the first mention of Wicked (but certainly not the last) and Instagram’s sexy grandma. Seriously, look her up. Charlotte undertakes the Sisyphean task of trying to push one of the straightest films of all time up the snow-covered hill, as she attempts to convince the others of her latest bi-panic wildcard pick... Ho ho ho. With a bi. -- Our intro music is Drop It by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Coma-Media⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Want to share your BPE of the week? Submit your own suggestions? Email us at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or tag us on instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@bipanicroom.⁠⁠

The millennium…again? No you’re not seeing double. You’re seeing 007.  Pierce Brosnan’s third outing as James Bond saw us into the early noughties with a hot, action-packed, surprisingly feminist feature that left many shaken, and stirred. Forget the questionable: accents, science and character names (looking at you, Christmas) and stay for the jet skis, crisp linen suits and antique torture devices. Bi-panic energies (BPEs) of the week include an almost-gay kiss, a hosts clothing, major city and magazine spread. Grace tries her best to push the Candy in her thanksgiving-set wildcard pick. Will she succeed? There’s only one way to find out… -- Our intro music is Drop It by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Coma-Media⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Want to share your BPE of the week? Email us at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or tag us on instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@bipanicroom.⁠⁠

Ah the millennium. The perfect backdrop for this week’s biconic heist movie and, coincidentally, the age gap between its two stars, Sean Connery and HRH Catherine Zeta-Jones. Yes, Jon Amiel’s 1999 film Entrapment features that scene, spawning an entire generation of bisexuals with an unrealistic expectation of: Their own flexibility The manners of older men Their natural ability to play both sides of the field Your hosts debate mismatched outfits, justice for geriatric asexuals and just what we thought would happen when Y2K hit. Bi-panic energies (BPEs) of the week include Saorsie’s Sofa Stun, hot halloween homages and majestic music(als). Harry is back in the hot seat with his bi-panic wild card, which left us asking the question: did Mad World ruin Christmas in your home country? Time to patch into the mainframe, steal some seconds from the atomic clock and kick-back with your latest dose of cinematic bi-panic.  -- Our intro music is Drop It by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Coma-Media⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Want to share your BPE of the week? Email us at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or tag us on instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@bipanicroom.⁠⁠

What's your favourite bi-panic movie? You just know a film is biconic when it spawns several franchises and an entire porn sub-category. Wes Craven’s 1996 meta-horror-spoof Scream is the perfect way to celebrate our second Halloween special - on Halloween no less! - and reminisce about the days when a hot teenage boy with shark eyes could sex shame his recently bereaved girlfriend and tube TVs were a valid murder weapon. The gang thirsts after the (imagined) chemistry between Neve Campbell and Courtney Cox and wonders what the Irish version of Ghostface would have sounded like. This week’s bi-panic energies (BPEs) veer alarmingly straight, but luckily Harry pulls it back with a glorious misunderstanding. Tessa’s wildcard pick sticks with the spooky theme and makes it obvious that no one knows how to pronounce "Wayans" properly. Take it, Brendan! -- Our intro music is Drop It by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Coma-Media⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Want to share your BPE of the week? Email us at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or tag us on instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@bipanicroom.⁠⁠