Exclusive Epstein Interview (The Frenemies & Paedophiles Episode)
In the latest episode of the Dictators we release an exclusive never before heard interview with Jeffrey Epstein about the allegations relating to his pedophilia and sex crimes. President for Life Donald Trump also convenes a round table of his infamous enemies, or are they secretly his friends? Crooked Hillary, Obama, Biden and Kamala all discuss the pizza shop, child trafficking and whether they're really guilty of planning a coup to overthrow the President. But why does Kamala have a secret obsession with the Epstein conspiracy? Is Pam Bondi a real person or is she just a tumor in the President's brain? Why did Biden use an auto-pen and was he even conscious during his final months in office? Will RFK find autism during the President's prostate check for measles? But even more importantly we dive into the allegations against Trump, Clinton and Epstein as we discuss the private island network where these political figures and billionaires and millionaires have laundered their money and engage in crimes too gross to mention. Is Hillary really guilty? Is Elon about to take over the US military with his evil Hitler-loving AI chatbot? Will Ghislaine Maxwell speak out? And why does Donald have a sex fetish only for Hillary? Find out on the Dictators!
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Iran, NATO, and the Supreme Court
On this episode of the award winning global hit podcast The Dictators, President for Life Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth, Benjamin Netanyahu and Marco Rubio convene in the situation room to bomb Iran, but are the lizard people behind it? Did Bibi really get the intelligence from a drug-fuelled hallucination? And will they succeed at Operation Make Persia Great Again? But they need to get to Europe and negotiate the new NATO deal where Trump is the daddy and all the European countries are like little children. Which is why Trump asks Marco to use magic to get him instantly back to the United States where every day in the White House is TACO Tuesday and where the Supreme Court and the porky pig does whatever he wants. But will Trump deport Elon? And is Marco Rubio actually Harry Potter using pollyjuice potion trying to save the world? Find out, or don't find out, on The Dictators!
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The Trump Birthday Parade
On this episode of the award winning global hit podcast The Dictators, President for Life Donald Trump takes on Elon Musk in a match of insults, and both verbal and physical attacks, before he gets fingered by RFK Jr to check for measles and prostate cancer. Marco tries to cheer him up by giving him a birthday cake, but this doesn't work, so he attends his military birthday parade before negotiating with Putin and Netanyahu on the escalating Israel-Iran conflict, but will he launch the nukes? Will he cause World War 3? Find out, or don't find out, on The Dictators!
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The Trump World Tour
On this episode of the Dictators, sponsored by Trump Pet Food and the Trump memecoin, we follow President for Life Trump and his sidekick Little Marco on their trip around the world involving trade deals, confessions and peace treaties. American air travel is collapsing, so he gets Marco Rubio to devise a travel itinerary which takes him on Amtrak to New York where he learns all about the Statue of Liberty and America's history with immigration. But is this all a ruse? Is Marco just trying to get Trump to appreciate immigrants against his will?They travel to the Vatican where the new Pope intends on finding out what happened to Trump during his childhood that made him so emotionally damaged and asks him into confession. This brings up some sexual tension for Trump but sadly no trade deals. So he goes to Saudi Arabia asking for money where they have fun discussing slave labor, murdering journalists, and engaging in rampant corruption and nepotism. But will he negotiate a treaty with Iran, and what does Bibi Netanyahu want with him? Will Ukraine and Russia agree to cooperate? And why has Trump asked them to design the next Trump Hotel? Is he franchising world peace? Find out on the latest episode of the Dictators!
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National Insecurity
In the latest episode of the Dictators, President Donald Trump celebrates the most incredible, tremendous, absolutely historic first 100 days in office. He convenes a special meeting of his ad hoc National Insecurity Council, including little Marco, Tulsi Gabbard, Kristi Noem, Kash Patel, Pam Bondi and Petey Hegseth to discuss all the amazingly incompetent achievements they've had in the past few months of chaos. His overconfident advisors and loyal yes-people are sure that Pam's recent declaration of saving 258 million lives is actually an under count and the real number could in fact be 258 billion lives, which would span the past, present, future, and the multiverse. Poor Petey is very insecure about his insecure group chats and feels bullied by the rest of the group, and is even more concerned when he discovers that he is not the real Secretary of Defense. As the meeting spirals into delusion, they storm into the Situation Room to undertake a very important, very secret mission to eliminate the Houthis in Yemen once and for all, but instead get migrants killed. The insecurity rises when it's discovered that Elon Musk has been sleeping in the Situation Room trying to avoid both Trump and his Tesla board members. Trump and Elon discuss him stepping down permanently, and though he may occasionally visit and maybe even guest star on future episodes of the podcast, they will never be literal butt buddies ever again. So sad. So president for life.
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