The Plot Thickens

This week, we’ve got another crazy episode for you with a brand new crazy celebrity guest - dance choreography expert to the stars (or at least our kind of stars such as the ones from Dance Moms fame) JENZI! Jenzi may be in the “land of the trees” (or that’s how she sees Greensboro, anyway) but she’s not taking kindly to the BBQ - even with Greensboro being the BBQ capital of the world according to Whit! But not only is Jenzi a hard ass when it comes to the food, her classes are hard as the dickens and the girls from BGDC are struggling to keep up with her “BOOM BOOM CAP!” Instructions. 
Jenzi is also loud about calling out the girls who aren’t getting in line right from the jump - in particular, she’s rough on Chrissy (“Dreads”) and Mattie (when she comes in late from her other job in a full blazer and heels)! Look out, girls - Jenzi is coming through and she’s not nearly as flexible as Whit when it comes to learning the moves!

With the dance battle looming, Whitney pulls out all the stops and brings in choreographer Jenzi, a wild and unpredictable star of the dance world who is a viral sensation. Jenzi's cutthroat methods, including her screams of "BOOM - CAH!" upset the class - but will her unsavory tactics make Whit's Big Girls (and boys, who Jenzi remembers as "cute, but unmemorable") stronger, securing victory, or will they turn Whit's crew against her and make them wonder why they agreed to the dance battle to begin with? All those answers and more are on this episode!

This week is a landmark episode for a number of reasons: not only does Hillary Clinton, legend and queen, call into the Maney, Roy and LauRen show, which is absolutely mind blowing, Whit experiences her own version of “girl power” the likes of which she’s never seen! You might recall that last week, Whit’s high school friend (and infamous banana bread baker) Amanda came on the scene and bumped into Whit at the gay clerb, wanting to reconnect. She invited Whit to go horseback riding with her - and this week, it’s off to the races for Whit because she’s getting on Apollo, a massive and noble steed! But will Apollo buck Whit into the next generation? Or will Whit need to worry more about getting ridden than riding? Tune in to hear it all!

The rumors (the ones about Whit being engaged, anyway) are TRUE! It feels like only a couple of months ago that Whit introduced us to her mystery man, Jake. Now they're going to be married! Jake proposed during a hike with a beautiful Aquamarine ring! We don't know the significance yet, but we do know there's a story there and we're reporting everything we've seen online, including some crazy rumors that at this point we can't confirm or deny.

On this episode of The Plot Thickens, we're recapping Whit running into an old friend from high school who invites her to go horseback riding. But is there a horse big enough for Whit to ride, she wonders! And will Whit's horseback riding adventure turn into something of a Brokeback Mountain situation? Babs also plans a big surprise for Glenn for their 39th anniversary - we know how these two love their arbitrary anniversaries! But this year, Babs isn't giving Glenn the same old stuff, she's going BLONDE. Will Glenn recognize her? Will he feel like he's being serenaded by Jewel or will he wonder what stranger is at his anniversary dinner?