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"Summer's Over, The Drama Isn't" SUMMER HOUSE S10 "THE AFTERMATH", IN THE CITY S01E05, RHOA S17E11, RHORI S01 E12, THE VALLEY S03E11
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Porsha will always be Porsha. And Sai vs. Carol, it needed to happen.. And obviously we side with Sai
SUMMER HOUSE S10 THE AFTERMATH
Ok, so this episode was a snore .. but we still have thoughts, and we are sure you do too. Make sure to subscribe to our Pateron for exclusive content and hear our full Summer House  "The Aftermath" thoughts.
IN THE CITY S01 E05
We can all see your abs Andrea.
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17 E11
The roller skating party was everything we have been missing.
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF RHODE ISLAND S01 E12
What a great first season! We can't wait for the reunion.
THE VALLEY S03 E11
We cannot believe we are siding with Janet....
TIMESTAMPS:
INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:08:33
MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:33 - 00:19:12
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:19:12 - 00:34:56
IN THE CITY: 00:34:56 - 00:55:42
RHOA: 00:55:42 - 01:14:41
RHORI: 01:14:41- 01:25:10
THE VALLEY: 01:25:10 - 01:41:40
F*MARRYKILL: 01:41:40 - END
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"Last Minute Invites are Not For Summah" SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 3, IN THE CITY S01E04, RHOA S17E10, RHORI S01 E11, THE VALLEY S03E10
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Jesse dropped his timeline and Milania was arrested?
SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 3
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IN THE CITY S01E04
Do not come for Andrea!
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17E10
Sending a last minute invite is not the way.
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF RHODE ISLAND S01 E11
Rulla finally graced us with her presence..
THE VALLEY S03E10
Zach, you could have rented some furniture at least ... 
TIMESTAMPS:
INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:05:10
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:10 - 00:16:06
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:16:06 - 00:24:34
IN THE CITY: 00:24:34 - 00:42:26
RHOA: 00:42:26 - 00:56:52
RHORI: 00:56:52- 01:14:49
THE VALLEY: 01:14:49 - 01:37:07
F*MARRYKILL: 01:37:07 - END
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"Meditative To Mayhem" SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 2, IN THE CITY S01E03, RHOA S17E09, RHORI S01 E10, THE VALLEY S03E09
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Lindsay's milkman Frank isn't new to Bravo and Lala wants to f*** Kyle?
SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 2
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IN THE CITY S01E03
Watching Amanda, West, and Ciara was the worst.
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17E09
Sasquatch.
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF RHODE ISLAND S01 E10
Ok, Liz you are kind of scary.
THE VALLEY S03E09
STOP MAKING US AGREE WITH LALA.
TIMESTAMPS:
INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:06:13
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:13 - 00:14:58
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:14:58 - 00:32:19
IN THE CITY: 00:32:19 - 00:53:22
RHOA: 00:53:22 - 01:05:42
RHORI: 01:05:42 - 01:26:13
THE VALLEY: 01:26:13 - 01:39:55
F*MARRYKILL: 01:39:55 - END
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"Don't Prop Porsha & Get Alicia an Attorney" SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 1, IN THE CITY S01 E02, RHOA S17 E08, RHORI S01 E09, THE VALLEY S03 E08
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The scamanda spans across Bravo and the world.
SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 1
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IN THE CITY S01 E02
Andrea playing matchmaker is the cutest thing ever.
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17 E08
Who put Kelli next to Porsha?
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF RHODE ISLAND S01 E09
Liz vs. Alicia ...
THE VALLEY S03 E08
There is a problem when you make us side with Lala and Janet.
TIMESTAMP
INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:07:44
MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:44 - 00:14:27
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:14:27 - 00:31:48
IN THE CITY: 00:31:48 - 00:56:14
RHOA: 00:56:14 - 01:14:01
RHORI: 01:14:01 - 01:37:26
THE VALLEY: 01:37:26 - 01:59:25
F*MARRYKILL: 01:59:25 - END
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"Cynthia Deserves a Vacation, Rosie and Kelsey Deserve Therapy" RHOA S17 E07, RHORI S01 E08, THE VALLEY S03 E07
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TomTom is closing, could this mean the end of SUR/Vanderpump Rules too? And the queen, Rihanna has spoken, Amanda should stay on RHOBH. 
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17 E07
This Dallas trip is FINALLY over and we both agree, none of these women deserves Cynthia or her diamonds. 
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF RHODE ISLAND S01 E08
Rosie vs. Kelsey
THE VALLEY S03 E07
Danny can go F*** all the way off .. Ms. Triggered..... (eyeroll)

TIMESTAMPS
INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:07:44
MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:44 - 00:15:32
RHOA: 00:15:32 - 00:38:02
RHORI: 00:38:02 - 00:59:24
THE VALLEY: 00:59:24 - 01:30:34
F*MARRYKILL: 01:30:34 - END
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