Turtle Time

On today's wonderful, light-hearted episode of Turtle Time - "It Reeks of Jax" - we begin by discussing all of the latest Bravo news like the RHOC season 20 trailer, Jennifer Lawrence finding the Summer House audio leaker, and our thoughts on the Summer House: The Aftermath trailer. (00:00 - 40:00)

As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 11) - "In a Pickle". (40:05)

And then finally, we discuss RHORI (season 1, episode 11) - "Keep Clam and Carry On". (01:43:50)

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On today's award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "Amanda Goes West" - we discuss the tale of two kisses. (00:00 - 10:30)

And then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds to discussing the final part of the Summer House season 10 reunion. (10:30)

And then finally we hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to recap In The City (season 1, episode 4) - " We Need To Talk About Kenny". (01:46:55)

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Tom Schwartz loses a game of ping pong to Lisa Vanderpump and has to get a tattoo of her name on his ass.

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Monster in the Fridge" - we begin by discussing all of the latest Bravo news like Carl Radke's new Carl's Jr. ad, and Andy Cohen's new boyfriend. (00:00 - 18:05)

As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 10) - "A Meeting of the Ball Bros". (18:05)

And then, we give RHORI (season 1, episode 10) - "When the Saints..." - a little pop in. (01:16:10)

And then finally, we discuss RHOA (season 17, episode 9) - "Conflict and Resolution". (01:50:10)

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On today's special episode of Turtle Time - "The West Show" - we discuss KJ Dillard's ode to heartbreak, Lindsay Hubbard going on Carl Radke's podcast, Dorit Kemsley's favorite books, and much more! (00:00 - 28:30)

And then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds to discussing Part 2 of the Summer House season 10 reunion. (28:30)

And then finally we hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to recap In The City (season 1, episode 3) - "Boys Lie". (01:40:35)

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