Turtle Time

Jax Taylor roars life back into Vanderpump Rules season 8 by having a complete meltdown about having to go to a Malibu beach to pick up trash.

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We are going BELOW DECK for the first time and we never want to come back up! That's right - for the first time in Turtle Time history, we're recapping the Below Deck franchise, with the Below Deck: Down Under x Real Housewives of Salt Lake City crossover event of the century.

So grab your floatie couture, make sure your anchor doesn't whinge, and sail away with us on a Turtle Time Trip that will hopefully make you okay with the fact that we didn't recap Southern Charm or Beverly Hills this week.

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Last Duel for Ciara's Heart" - we have Summer House fever! That's right - we are dedicating an entire episode to Summer House with only 10 minutes of shitty non-Bravo news!

So get ready for a major recap of this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 5 - "Medieval Times" which is so detailed it's basically like we were on an Arthurian quest to dissect the shit out of it.

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On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Dr. Craigy and Mr. Craig" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Lisa Rinna doing stuff. (15:45)

As the episode continues, we discuss this week's episode of Southern Charm (season 11, episode 13) - "Craig Gets Drunk and Screams Again". (15:45)

And then lastly, we discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 11) - "We Need To Talk About Dorit's Shopping". (01:05:10)

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "What Did Jesse Solomon Do?" - we discuss Paddington blowing it at the BAFTAs, the RHOA season 17 trailer, Vanderpump Rules being renewed, and Ariana Madix moving her belongings from the home she used to share with Tom Sandoval. (00:00 - 29:00)

And then we break down our favorite moments from Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Potomac season 10 reunion. (29:00)

After that, we rip into this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 4 - "Ben's Australian-Themed Singles Mixer" and dissect every aspect of it. (45:50)

And then finally with our remaining energy, we briefly discuss this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 12 - "Biting The Dust". (01:33:00)

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