The Snark Side

It’s the RHOP Season 10 reunion, and the stage is a total battlefield. The snark squad is tearing into the fashion and the fallout, starting with Jassi’s rose-covered dress and her messy habit of recording private conversations. We’re debating if Stacey finally found vindication or if her past is still catching up to her, especially after those heated exchanges with Kiana. But the real shocker? The return of Monique Samuels and her infamous binder of receipts. Between dragging Tia for her classist vibes and questioning the authenticity of the newbies, we’re unpacking a reunion that felt sluggish but still managed to deliver a few binder-sized blows.

It’s Season 12, Episode 11 of Married to Medicine, and the doctors are in Jamaica for a retreat that’s more "intervention" than "vacation." The snark squad is breaking down the power shift as Toya and Eugene take over for a struggling Simone and Cecil. To prevent a total meltdown, Eugene introduces a formal "friendship pledge," but not even a legal contract can stop Heavenly and Toya from bickering over the Med Gala. We’re also questioning Dr. Jackie’s defense of Curtis and the general sincerity of these TV marriages. From the chaotic dinner parties to a surprisingly touching medical mission, we’re unpacking whether this tropical getaway is actually healing friendships or just setting the stage for a messy reunion.

It’s Season 13, Episode 14 of Married at First Sight Australia, and the "intruder" couples have arrived to set the villa on fire. The snark squad is dissecting the instant disaster of Stephanie and Tyson; while they bonded over hating "woke" culture, things turned dark fast when Tyson’s "red pill" ideologies and demands for a submissive wife surfaced. We’re also cringing through Juliette and Joel’s wedding, featuring the groom’s painful humor and a humiliating speech from his mother that had everyone looking for the exit. Between the casting of toxic personalities and the aggressive social dynamics—like Gia and Scott’s latest blowup—this experiment has officially shifted from "provocative" to "purely uncomfortable."

It’s the Season 2 premiere of Like Water for Chocolate, and Tita is trading family toxicity for a much-needed mental health retreat. The snark squad is breaking down her psychological recovery under Dr. Brown’s care, where she’s finally finding independence away from the kitchen. Meanwhile, a surviving Pedro is attempting the impossible: prioritizing Tita’s peace over his own pining. We’re dissecting the magical realism of the "matchbox" soul and the search for autonomy amidst the chaos of the Mexican Revolution. After a lifetime of cooking for others, Tita is finally trying to light her own fire—but can she really escape her family’s shadow?

It’s Season 8, Episode 11 of Before the 90 Days, and the international red flags are flying high. The snark squad is unpacking Emma and Ziad’s desert implosion, where a secret past engagement turned their romantic getaway into a sandstorm of resentment. In Nigeria, Lisa’s ill-timed laughter during a meeting with a traditional monarch nearly sparked a diplomatic incident, while newcomer Elise heads to Australia with a history of failed engagements and a very skeptical family. Between Stig and Aviva’s infidelity drama and Sheena securing a ring despite a monster-in-law's opposition, we’re breaking down the crushing weight of cultural expectations and the secrets that always surface before the visa.