I'm Just a Jealous Guy and Writing Myself into Existence
'Just to really rub salt into my already gaping wound, I decided to ring AIB and ask them for money.'I discuss sliding into Roz Purcell's DMs in what I promise was not a lick-arse move but rather an exercise in abundance, I come to you somewhat traumatised after nearly crashing into my childminder's house and discuss my own grapplings with being a bit of a green-eyed monster over the years and how it is most definitely not a good look.I also touch upon how it is very much a new year, old me situation as I am currently spending everyday wandering around school, clutching a roll-book and popping into classes saying: 'Do I have you now?' 99% of the time the answer is a concerned but firm 'no'. In a self-harm move I also ring AIB for a mortgage, just for fun.If you have enjoyed the pod I would be so grateful if you could rate or review us or even just recommend us to a friend. Also subscribing means you never miss an episode. Thanks a mill for listening, love yas, J x
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Jim Gavin's Cat and that Back to School Feeling
"You're not obese"Compliments are flying from my husabnd Fred in today's episode as he tells me I'm not obese and I consider throwing my hat in the ring for Irish president. In other news, I'm back in school and delighted to be out of the house. We also touch upon Mounjaro, Coppers, and Jim Gavin's cat. I am also back to school and secretly thrilled with having a reason to get dressed of a Tuesday.Thanks so much for listening, and if you have enjoyed I'd be ever so grateful if you could rate or review us on Apple or Spotify! Love yas, J x
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The Hardy Bucks, Rose of Tralee Festivals and Spoofing my way through WW2
'The reason I didn't do geography for my Leaving Cert was because if you can't find the caravan park on the map, something is seriously wrong'In this week's riveting episode I discuss a depressing visit to the dentist with my eldest where I find out we need a tooth removed whilst at the same time being reminded that my ex married a supermodel. Also our recent gig with the Hardy Bucks Owen Colgan and Stephen 'Cowboy' Kelly. As I go through the inventory of sweet treats I am consuming on the daily I mentally weigh up whether or not I should start mounjaro, whilst simultaneously ruminating on spoofing as a history teacher, teaching German whilst never having spoken a word in my life, and fret about my upcoming teaching timetable (fingers crossed my principal hasn't discovered my tiktok).If you have enjoyed the pod, please feel free to rate or review wherever you get your pods! Love yas, J x
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Oasis, Dingle Races and I have Listeria
'Pádraig Pearse would be turning in his grave.'In what could be my most boring episode to date, I talk about the upcoming Oasis gig I won't be attending, convince myself I had listeria and talk about mops for approximately 50% of this podcast.If this episode has bored you to tears I don't blame you, but please come back next week! Love yas, J x
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Hoover Crash Outs, Tattoo Regrets and Edinburgh Fringe,
'Doing Edinburgh Fringe is like doing an ayahuasca or doing an Ironman, it's essentially a cry for help.'In this week's episode, I chat Claire Danes and Jared Leto, Alistair Campbell and my recent crash out over my mother's hoover which will no doubt have her considering pursuing full custody of my children. I also discuss calendar clashes, blessings of graves and how we all fantasised about being orphans back in the day in the hopes we could have sleepovers with our cousins on the daily.Finally, I go for food with extended family and ask myself the question, am I crazy or is everyone around me crazy? Hint, if you are asking that question, the answer is you are crazy.
A podcast from the edge starring Irish comedian Julie Jay, Ireland's best unsuccessful comedian. Each week Julie will be chatting candidly about whatever is driving her mad this week, everything from relationships to my Fitness Pal to people who text: 'How are you?' and expect you to actually respond.Available every Tuesday wherever you get your podcasts. Live, Laugh, Vent.
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