Venting with Julie Jay

'Fred was away filming the Tommy Tiernan show in the submarine 100s of feet below water'
I am back and full of apologies - between vomiting bugs, school plays and my husband working away in a submarine the podcast didn't get recorded and for that I will be saying 12 decades of the rosary and self flagellating all afternoon.
We're comparing the recent review of SNAs in schools to Simon Cowell reviewing Niall Horan's membership of One Direction and I review the recent gig where we had our Lord and Saviour Deirdre O'Kane doing the iconic Paudie O'Sés.
In the wake of the Epstein Files I also touch upon how there is one group of people definitely not surprised by the fact the world is ran by perverts is women, who have known that perverts have ruled the world since Day Dot.
Finally, I discuss the mad mystery of the Nancy Guthrie abduction and why you should always wear mittens in a search party.
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Thanks a million, love yas J x

'They say dress for the job you want but I'm a secondary teacher and dream of being a showgirl, so that doesn't fly.'
I'm chatting about the guards accidentally ordering the double strength pepper spray and how they can't be using this when checking for tax and insurance, i discuss recently supporting my brilliant, genius friend Alison Spittle on her latest tour 'Big' and also fess up to my propensity to kleptomania.
On that note, I suggest alternatives to pepper spray when it comes to to fighting crime. and also talk about my first ever appearance on the Claire Byrne. Synopsis: Claire Byrne is an absolute pro and I would die for journalists Niamh O'Reilly and Mick Clifford.
Gerry Hutch play is also discussed! Popcorn at the ready.
Finally, I discuss the fecking Foo Fighters gigging in Dingle, because yes, obviously.
Thanks so much for listening guys! I love that you're here. J x

Guys, this is just a quick one apologising to you the listeners for another audio mishap today. It has all been rectified now, I am so sorry to have once again messed up on the audio front, which ps is kind of the whole point of a podcast.
If it's any consolation, I look forward to another long night self-flagellating and listing off all the ways I have sabotaged any semblance of success I might have enjoyed over the last few years....punctuated only by calpol and mutliple trips to the loo thanks to my pelvic floor being about as good as my editing skills (very weak).
If you did try to listen to the earlier episode, I am so sorry for wasting your time. It's been rectified now but Joanne and Vogue I am not, and I know I can't expect people to keep tuning in and hoping for the best.
Thanks for being here, I love doing it, if that counts for anything, and you having been here at all means the world. Love yas! A very tired J x

'When I told him I was getting a lotus flower because it blooms in muddy waters, I could feel the audible eye-roll.'
I discuss the controversy surrounding Jacob Elordi being cast as our numero uno forbidden fruit Heathcliff in Emerald Fennell's adaption of 'Wuthering Heights', Pamela Anderson dishing the dirt on her dalliance with Liam Neeson and Katie Price's new husband. 
I also touch upon the latest solution to the housing crisis as per Ray Cooke who let's face it has no skin in the game and how i will be approaching parent teacher meetings going forward.
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'It's hard to come back from saying your mother was trying to shift you.'
I'm chatting Brooklyn Beckham's explosive statements on Instagram telling the world that his mother was gyrating against him at his wedding like a drunk auntie and dissect what he meant by 'inappropriate dancing.' Was she doing the Siege of Ennis? If so, I'm Team Brooklyn all the way. I also talk about how attractive it is when men stand by their women and why you should never marry a family member.

But the big news of the hour is Dingle winning the All Ireland. I talk about my love of this small fishing town and how pride I am of the Dingle men who, despite a tiny population in the scheme of things, have proved themselves to be the best in the land. We never doubted ye.

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