'Pádraig Pearse would be turning in his grave.'In what could be my most boring episode to date, I talk about the upcoming Oasis gig I won't be attending, convince myself I had listeria and talk about mops for approximately 50% of this podcast.If this episode has bored you to tears I don't blame you, but please come back next week! Love yas, J x
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Hoover Crash Outs, Tattoo Regrets and Edinburgh Fringe,
'Doing Edinburgh Fringe is like doing an ayahuasca or doing an Ironman, it's essentially a cry for help.'In this week's episode, I chat Claire Danes and Jared Leto, Alistair Campbell and my recent crash out over my mother's hoover which will no doubt have her considering pursuing full custody of my children. I also discuss calendar clashes, blessings of graves and how we all fantasised about being orphans back in the day in the hopes we could have sleepovers with our cousins on the daily.Finally, I go for food with extended family and ask myself the question, am I crazy or is everyone around me crazy? Hint, if you are asking that question, the answer is you are crazy.
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Jason Manford, Paddypower Comedy Festival and I am Kerry
'You'd know Jason Manford was a girl dad because he definitely threw a filter to dilute my sunburn.'I discuss Jason Manford being quite possibly the nicest human whoever walked the earth and how I left his manager on read for weeks in a peak self-sabotage move. I stay overnight in Rathkeale, endure 5 hours of a vomit soaked car and host for Neil Delamere, Shane Todd and Eric Lalor at the Paddypower Comedy Festival where my idea of doing a good intro is telling everyone in the tent my dad is dead! Keep that energy going for the next act!In other news, Fred has embraced his schitz-su mom era and I am once again debating getting the coil. Kerry also are officially All Ireland champions and it's making me all sentimental.If you have enjoyed the pod, I would be so grateful if you could rate or review wherever you get your episodes, or even better again tell a friend. Love yas! J x
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Being The Other Woman, Ozzy Osbourne and Justin Timberlake
'He was the Santa Claus of shifting - he came but once a year.'In the wake of the viral Coldplay CEO Affair moment, I recall my own experiences of having partners do the dirt on me and also fess up to my own guilt about having been the other woman. How could you be such a horrible human being you ask (spoiler alert, I was fuelled by a combination of self-hatred and rice crispie squares).I talk the 'pick-me girl' phenomenon, how the cool girl never truly exists and how you know if a guy likes you enough - turns out, shifting you in secret is not it.I also touch upon Justin Timberlake bringing 'Dad in his mid-forties' energy to stages across Europe and how anyone who attends a Robbie Williams concert should be sent to Mountjoy prison with immediate effect. I also mention my incredibly poor performance on the Moncrieff Show and how it no doubt signals the end of my media career.If you have enjoyed the pod and wanted to leave a review or a rating I would love you forever! Thanks so much for listening, J x
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Car Crashes, Dinner Disasters and Mary Coughlan
'People were wondering why Mary Coughlan the Tánaiste was on Elaine talking about the dangers of the contraceptive pill.'I talk about the absolute nightmare that is eating out with kids and how my husband's behaviour at mealtimes has me on the brink of divorce. I talk about doing the Ray D'Arcy show with the icon that is Mary Coughlan and how shots were fired by the musical icon when it came to battle of the podcasts. Memory lane strikes again as I recall a story about when organised fun goes wrong.I also confess to having done the unthinkable whilst behind the wheel of a car and am reminded, once again, that it only takes a second for something horrible to go wrong.Thank you so so much for listening, and if you could recommend the pod to a friend or rate or review us on itunes or spotify I would be indebted to you forever! Love yas, J x
A podcast from the edge starring Irish comedian Julie Jay, Ireland's best unsuccessful comedian. Each week Julie will be chatting candidly about whatever is driving her mad this week, everything from relationships to my Fitness Pal to people who text: 'How are you?' and expect you to actually respond.Available every Tuesday wherever you get your podcasts. Live, Laugh, Vent.
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