Church History for Chumps

Let's take it back old school for a minute. 
In the 4th century, the church was moving a little differently. In the east, Greek was still the common language, and they were loving the easy access to the earliest biblical texts. 
The Latin speakers had a problem though: there were few Latin translations of the Bible, and the ones that existed were pretty lousy. 
Enter Jerome. The hot-headed, extra caliente church father with a penchant for languages. Here to change the world with the translation that would require decades of labor. The Latin Vulgate.
Also, John and Taylor talk about whether Taylor could work on a crab boat. I think he could off of looks alone, tbh. 
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Did you know that jet fuel can melt steel beams?
Or wait, it can't. 
I'm not sure anymore. 
People love conspiracy theories though. There's something very punk rock and anti-establishment about deciding that we don't accept the facts that we're being given.
But when does going down a quick YouTube rabbit hole for fun turn into something that may not be great for our hearts?
That's probably a good question to ask in this day and age. 
Join John and Taylor as we once again share ancient wisdom that can only flow from the mouths of podcasters. 
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Who doesn't love a little Indiana Jones reference, right?
It seems like the Western Christian world has been fascinated for ages with the mystical (and possibly magical) qualities of such objects like the Shroud of Turin or the Holy Lance. But what does the historical church have to say about these objects?
And do they honestly hold up to scrutiny? The simple answer is...no? But also, maybe? Like it depends on who you ask. It'll make more sense after you listen.
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"So great was the disaster of the army and so inexpressible the misery that those who took part bemoan it with tears to this very day."
The Second Crusade failed to capture lightning in a bottle a second time. What was proposed as a rousing show of support to Christian brothers ended with dissent, accusations, and rumors of betrayal. 
It's a bad time. 
Thanks for joining us as we wrap up our coverage of Crusade #2!
Also, do John and Taylor need to start a fitness podcast? Or maybe just starting taking care of ourselves better? 
Hmmm.
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The Second Crusade has begun. Louis VII and Conrad III, respective Kings of France and Germany, have gathered their troops and are prepared to walk in the footsteps of their crusading forefathers. 
Their troops eagerly anticipated sharing the glory of the heroic first crusaders. The morale was sky high. 
But things were not as they seemed. Both German and French armies faced tough losses right away, and soon they realized that this may not be the walk in the park that they'd hoped.
Also, we're going to take a deep dive into the most meme-able face of the Crusades, the Templar Knight. Where did they come from? Where did they go? Something something Cotton-eyed Joe??? 
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